FabSwingers.com forum: Balls Trimmer

By *onochrome2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Male half here. Has anyone used a 'balls trimmer' their adverts keep popping up on my Facebook. I like to perform regular mantenance down there but regularly cut myself with my Phillips beard trimmer. Balls offer a cut your sack send it back returns policy. I just don't know if they really are 'sacksafe' or whether their ad campaign is.. well... A load of bollocks?!

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By *kdazMan
over a year ago

nottingham \ linc

I’ve being using them small bikini razors there ok . Every time i use a trimmer I knick and it’s sore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male half here. Has anyone used a 'balls trimmer' their adverts keep popping up on my Facebook. I like to perform regular mantenance down there but regularly cut myself with my Phillips beard trimmer. Balls offer a cut your sack send it back returns policy. I just don't know if they really are 'sacksafe' or whether their ad campaign is.. well... A load of bollocks?!"

Yea I brought man scape, after the first cut it gave I now hover scape of my junk.. That shit hurt

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I find a Gillette Venus works just as well and is always my preferred option xxx

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By *onochrome2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Right I might just keep using my beard trimmer then and invest in a stick to bite down on for when I cut myself!

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By *hades Of GreyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Male half here. Has anyone used a 'balls trimmer' their adverts keep popping up on my Facebook. I like to perform regular maintenance down there but regularly cut myself with my Phillips beard trimmer. Balls offer a cut your sack send it back returns policy. I just don't know if they really are 'sacksafe' or whether their ad campaign is.. well... A load of bollocks?!

For years I've use a Wilkinson Sword razor, the one with fine wires across the blade, and haven't cut myself once. Also to minimise any sort of rash I use a medicated moisturiser afterwards.

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

Mach 3 and conditioner leaves you silky smooth

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Never had a problem with a regular razor. It's important to look at what you're doing, that way you're less likely to cut yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just slap some veet on works wonders

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Just slap some veet on works wonders

Don't do this btw. Just read the Amazon review to find out why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a Philips 1000 Bodygroom. Safely trims the balls and cock with no nicks/cuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used the phillips bg 1000 first

Now moved on to the bg 3000

Very similar except it's alot more powerful yet still safe around the balls

Definitely recommend! Much quicker than the bg 1000 too!

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I just use a gilette mach 3 and soap when I'm in the shower. Sometimes I'll put nivea after shave balm on afterwards.

Never nicked myself yet and always left nice and smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just slap some veet on works wonders

Don't do this btw. Just read the Amazon review to find out why

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AMAZON......... quote;

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

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(cRRRRinge....!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheap razors, lots of soap and warm water leaves you with a smooth sac just asking to be suckled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah still sticking with me Veet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use some of that ‘Original Source’ stuff (mint and tea tree) before the trim........ it tends to sting less when you do nick yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use some of that ‘Original Source’ stuff (mint and tea tree) before the trim........ it tends to sting less when you do nick yourself

WTF? It's bad enough sticking that stuff on my bald head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to use a garden scythe!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phillips 7000 series trimmer is the one to get. It's double ended so you can use it as a beard trimmer and ball-bag beater all in one.

Never snags the skin, and you can shave it right down to nothing easily. I've used loads over the years, and this one is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trusty old petrol grass strimmer with nylon thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small razor do does the trick for me

I find trimmers often nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a Braun electric razor. Works a treat.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Wooooaaahhh there, I've tried all sorts as I love the full shave feeling down there, but the sack is very delicate and tender at the best of times so be careful what you use, I've tried lots of ways and any mechanical device has always ended up with me close the tears

Just stick to a razor or find a cream that works for you.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There's nothing better than waxing imo. It's painful while it's being done but the result feels so good and it last longer than shaving. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot of people don't know this but

put toothpaste on your balls and soak them in cold water for a couple of minutes and wa lah you won't have to worry about ball hair

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