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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now

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By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Bristol

He must have been completely stupid your gorgeous. If you'd have done that to me I think I'd have cum there and then x

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now "

Well I was cleaning the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now "

First person to say you were wearing a mask gets a bun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now

First person to say you were wearing a mask gets a bun."

When do I get my bun ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now

First person to say you were wearing a mask gets a bun."

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now "

poor poor you... he probably just thought you were hungry for food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you take your mask off

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind "

this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Licking lips in the supermarket.... Sorry i would've run a mile too... Probably thought you was after the contents of his trolley

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Did you take your mask off "

so with masks now.. you can have your tongue hanging down and noone can do you for sexual harassment.. i love it and must try it next time

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Perhaps he batted for the other side

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind

this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay "

Where do you shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind

this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay "
no your over thinking, it’s basically down to wishing they had got a trolley rather than squeezing 50 items in a basket and avoiding eye contact with hot women so they don’t look completely stupid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you take your mask off

so with masks now.. you can have your tongue hanging down and noone can do you for sexual harassment.. i love it and must try it next time "

Its also great for swearing at people under your breath. Nobody can hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He must have been completely stupid your gorgeous. If you'd have done that to me I think I'd have cum there and then x"

how do you know the op is the female half of the couple

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now "

I certainly wouldn't miss u id even spank your bum as I walked past weather your partner was with u ot not xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fyi i was making a joke as some have seemed to have noticed but others not.

I was wearing a face mask......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fyi i was making a joke as some have seemed to have noticed but others not.

I was wearing a face mask...... "
hahaha the joke went over a few heads

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

We’re you wearing a mask lol. Probably thought you were just eating something..

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Ah you see your expecting a man to multitask! Concentrate on shopping and flirt back... poor chap probably had fishfingers on his mind

this is true... i never ever get chatted up in a supermarket... it's because they can't multi task? rather I'm not their type, they're in a bad mood, married, got a girlfriend, generally too busy for women or even worse they're gay no your over thinking, it’s basically down to wishing they had got a trolley rather than squeezing 50 items in a basket and avoiding eye contact with hot women so they don’t look completely stupid "

oh bugger, i constantly do that when i go shopping... i usually forget to buy the thing I originally came in for... ok so next time a guy i fancy ignores me... its because they do, they just too busy to multitask lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I was in a supermarket the today and i seen a guy that i liked the look of.

I smiled but he didnt seem to notice. So i decided to start licking my lips in a seductive way but he still didnt seem to notice and then walked right past me.

I feel very upset now

I certainly wouldn't miss u id even spank your bum as I walked past weather your partner was with u ot not xx"

joke or no joke... flirting whilst shopping is a common delimma which needs to be discussed. Thanks op for bringing it up... but yes I got the joke.

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