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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I invited you into my bar with the promise of a free Shot for every person you slept with, would you walk back out:

Sober

Tipsy

D*unk

In need of an Ambulance?

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

in need of an ambulance def and would you have enough shots

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Forget the ambulance just send the coroner

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What time does this bar open and what time does it close ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slept with: tipsy

Had sex with? Very, very d*unk x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bar opens when you start confession. It closes when you have received penance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

999 What's your emergency.

Filthy lot that you are

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I don’t think I can come out there alive

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The bar opens when you start confession. It closes when you have received penance.

Well I suppose I could pace myself and spread it across the week

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

I think you’re gonna need more booze..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better call the undertaker to come burry me as I been dead for weeks lol

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By *elly72Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Forget the ambulance just send the coroner "

Especially if he’s good looking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm guessing from the positive response, that we are, in fact, a nation of sex maniacs.

At best I would be d*unk, a cup of coffee would quickly bring me to the sober status though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unk.

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By *asycouple777Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Ambulance

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Minehead

Luckily i can handle a few shots - but i wouldn't be any use the following day! X

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Forget the ambulance just send the coroner "

I 2nd this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

You'd be needing CPR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there plenty of ambulances?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Still legal to drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah in need of an ambulance. X

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be dead

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I don't drink alcohol so I'd donate them to somebody who wants alcohol poisoning. Luke

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

"Forget the ambulance just send the coroner "

That really made me laugh

Until I realised I'm going to need the coroner too

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Sadly only quite tipsy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget the ambulance just send the coroner

That really made me laugh

Until I realised I'm going to need the coroner too

and no embalming fluids needed either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh well, I'm Polish so I guess I would survive it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be pushed to be tipsy at best ...

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

An ambulance with the defibrillator ready.

Mrs

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