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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the weirdest thing someone has asked or tried to do on a meet with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing and cuddling ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My friend said her meet only wanted naked cuddles no sex

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

Bring their child with them!

I said no and hit the block button....some people are unbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police.

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

A "lady" asked me to shit on her face!

I hastily left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once asked if addend bachelor party whare the bachelor would be tied to a chair naked and blind folded and they want me to suck him hard and then once hard start bounceing on his cock and while I was doing so they would remove the blind fold To revile that it was a tv/ts that was on his cock not a woman

Witch I declined for various reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police. "

FFS it's hard enough for single lads let alone some fuckers hound lol

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Had a few strange requests.

Some people push the boundaries further than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police. "

Wtf I thought I have had some crazy offers but I think that one bets any off mine hands down wow some people are really sick in the head

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Your the 1st....

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police.

Wtf I thought I have had some crazy offers but I think that one bets any off mine hands down wow some people are really sick in the head "

That's good that you got notification of positive action taken.

Sometimes when I have reported it feels like it falls on deaf ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A "lady" asked me to shit on her face!

I hastily left."

I am open minded I think but why just why would she want shit in her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A "lady" asked me to shit on her face!

I hastily left.

I am open minded I think but why just why would she want shit in her face "

I don’t like getting shitfaced on a meet, one or two to calm the nerves maybe.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Someone once tried to get my entire erection in her mouth.

By folding it in half into her cheek.

That seemed weird at the time, as I'm fairly sure she knew what a HARD on was.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A guy wanted either one of us to take a dump in a bag and send him a video of us doing it and the bag through the post.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

These days nothing seems weird to be honest, nothing original seems to come about.

Being asked to let guys watch me shit is simply and more regular then it should be!

2 actual brothers wanting a 3some I thought was wrong and weird oh and the lad who wanted to pay me to behave like his sister, never gave him the chance to expand on that.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should have acted out the sister role been spiteful and nasty to him lol

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Asked my real name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have change my one as today one has just topped up was asked by a guy to have a 4 some with him his bother and his sister

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Actually turning up for a meet... That's weird!

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By *picy2Couple
over a year ago

essex

We don’t get any

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Have been asked to put eggs inside pussy and then try to crack them, drip it all out and make the guy an omlet and watch him eat it,

Didnt do that

But went dogging and someone brought a courgett from there allotment and fucked my pussy with it then jammed it in arse before he was done, hurt but cum like mad. Had no idea what it was till after, had another guy in throat the whole time, so couldnt even see him.

There the too 2 id say

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow


"A "lady" asked me to shit on her face!

I hastily left."

Are you sure she just didn't have a lisp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough her up in a hotel room while her sister was in the next bed .

I wasn't mucking around either .. gawd knows what was going on .. I made her cum .

I got fuck all

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Never had a strange request yet.

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By *-aint-a-crowdCouple
over a year ago

lingerie n heels

Had a guy ask quite a few times for a meet so that he could just finger my (female) arse. Didn’t want anything else, just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone wanted to provide me with information so he would lose job and family and become reliant on new wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got an offer last week to visit a guy and his mum. He also said he wears his mums panties and fucks himself with her toys..

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Asked if we used a ped egg to keep her /our heels free of rough skin and could we bring a full one along and tip the old dead skin shavings in his mouth while she wanked him off.... Honestly ewwwwa Blocked and had a few days off from here to recover

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By *amantha1967Woman
over a year ago

Redditch

Play a mother and son role play!!

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket


"Play a mother and son role play!!"

Sounds hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a brief intermission before round 3 she pulls out a bag of preps a line then tells me me to do one off her ass.. not a huge fan said no then spanked her for suggesting it

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston


"Actually turning up for a meet... That's weird!"

Haha - yes; that is a turn up for the books!

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By *igfun911Man
over a year ago

East Lancashire


"Asked if we used a ped egg to keep her /our heels free of rough skin and could we bring a full one along and tip the old dead skin shavings in his mouth while she wanked him off.... Honestly ewwwwa Blocked and had a few days off from here to recover "

Up there with the dog one for weird

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We get some strange meets. Three out of many that stand out ; Monty Bojangles chocolate truffle pushed down my foreskin with a plastic clothes peg on the end, her getting dressed up for me and appearing in hard hat and hi-vis jacket and invited round to bangra dance in a dark room full of fairly lights it turns out he had stolen from b&q that morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We got an offer last week to visit a guy and his mum. He also said he wears his mums panties and fucks himself with her toys.. "

Fuck my old boots Clancy this site never fails to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted his hands tied behind his back as soon as we got to the hotel room so he couldn't touch me while we had sex. He said the frustration of not being able to touch my boobs would make him cum so hard! Quite horny but I like being groped!

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By *ands09Couple
over a year ago

West London


"A guy wanted his hands tied behind his back as soon as we got to the hotel room so he couldn't touch me while we had sex. He said the frustration of not being able to touch my boobs would make him cum so hard! Quite horny but I like being groped!"

We had similar experience once ... we met a couple at their house and little did we know the guy had similar fetish like the guy you mentioned in your message .. so instead of MF/MF.... we ended up as MF/F and during the whole evening he was tied in the chair and he only watched us play while his cock was locked up. Though it was disappointing for not having him fuck me, his Mrs did make up a bit with her strap on ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy wanted his hands tied behind his back as soon as we got to the hotel room so he couldn't touch me while we had sex. He said the frustration of not being able to touch my boobs would make him cum so hard! Quite horny but I like being groped!"

That's on my bucket list that would be so frustrating but so horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the weirdest thing someone has asked or tried to do on a meet with you"

There's been a few weird ones but one stands out, After arriving a guy offered me 500 to lick my feet while wearing his daughters worn tights so I left, Before I got home he'd already left the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask my name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police. "

This reminds me of years ago on another site i had a message from a woman asking if i wanted to watch her dog fuck her.

Erm nope! Poor dogs! There are some strange people about. One if my exes was asked if she wanted to watch someone staple they penis to the desk.

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

One of the couples i meet made me .

We were sucking Mr dick enjoying the view and gag on it When they stoped and ask me to laid on my back on the floor Mrs will deeptrouth that dick until She will vomit but they want to do it on my face.

Im a open guy but that made me Take my clothes and walk away.

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Have been asked to put eggs inside pussy and then try to crack them, drip it all out and make the guy an omlet and watch him eat it,what's next a water melon?

Didnt do that

But went dogging and someone brought a courgett from there allotment and fucked my pussy with it then jammed it in arse before he was done, hurt but cum like mad. Had no idea what it was till after, had another guy in throat the whole time, so couldnt even see him.

There the too 2 id say"

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"Have been asked to put eggs inside pussy and then try to crack them, drip it all out and make the guy an omlet and watch him eat it,

Didnt do that

But went dogging and someone brought a courgett from there allotment and fucked my pussy with it then jammed it in arse before he was done, hurt but cum like mad. Had no idea what it was till after, had another guy in throat the whole time, so couldnt even see him.

There the too 2 id say"

OMG, A courgette from his allotment, brilliant ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy offer me 1000 for each time we had sex. I thought I’d tease him and asked if it was 1000 Rupees. Then I saw he was from Wales and asked if it was a 1000 sheep. He didn’t seem to get I was teasing and kept saying “pounds”!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Asked to borrow £40 I joke of course... All our meets have been great and we've not experienced anything weird or out of the ordinary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually some years ago I had a female friend who told me she had a male friend who owned a large dog. She regularly went round to his place where tbe dog fucked her while he watched. She said she loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Hull ????? Who the fuck would want to do that lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to Hull ????? Who the fuck would want to do that lol lol "

She obviously did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police.

This reminds me of years ago on another site i had a message from a woman asking if i wanted to watch her dog fuck her.

Erm nope! Poor dogs! There are some strange people about. One if my exes was asked if she wanted to watch someone staple they penis to the desk."

How do you get a condom on a dog? Or is that beyond safe sex!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I first joined, before I knew I could block single guys, I received a message from a guy asking if I would let his dog fuck me while he watched and wanked. He was reported to site admins and the message was sent onto the police.

This reminds me of years ago on another site i had a message from a woman asking if i wanted to watch her dog fuck her.

Erm nope! Poor dogs! There are some strange people about. One if my exes was asked if she wanted to watch someone staple they penis to the desk.

How do you get a condom on a dog? Or is that beyond safe sex!? "

Was it doggy style

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