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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive actually heard that a huge huge cock, like 8-9"+ is too much for women, i mean surely it cant even all fit in. is it better to have a long cock, or a shorter wider cock?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Don't think women who ask for vwe think so: do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't count it as a monster cock unless it was over 12inches... And wide.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of us think its heven to have a big one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a thick one but over nine inches makes me a little

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By *ummysarahWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

size matters ive only had one that made me but then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few monsters cocks

The cock looks nice til you see what's attached to it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damnnnnnn another size talk

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A woman's flappage area is like a pair of Speedos:

They generally aren't that big but it is amazing how much they stretch and how much a guy can pack into them, if he's careful.... but there are limits.

Some guys won't get everything in the Speedos and some don't have enough to stretch them out and make them seem full.

Sometimes the shape of the man's body prevents everything getting into the Speedos.

Sometimes a guy will stretch out the Speedos with his hands, trying to make them as wide as possible.... and then wonders why the Speedos don't shrink back to a tight fit when he puts his cock in.

Sometimes the elastic has been over stretched for too long and even though the Speedos are touching his cock, it just doesn't feel like he's being held in tight enough to stop it falling out.

When a guy is in a pair of Speedos it is fucking ridiculous for him to say his cock isn't touching the side. It is physically impossible with 99.9999% of Speedos. If you're wearing a pair of Speedos and your cock feels like it's hanging in fresh air, it is more likely your cock fell out ages ago and no one liked to mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars. "

And there is your answer ladies and gentlemen, you may be shocked to know that not all ladies have the same sized tuppence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"

Need to recalibrate my ruler ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be honest i dont like over sized cocks, i find them painful and theres no pleasure if your wincing away every time they thrust

8inch with a nice girth is good for me any bigger and i'd probably say no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought 7inches was average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge

Need to recalibrate my ruler ........ "

Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought 7inches was average?"

think its 6 actually

where did average come from lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought 7inches was average?

think its 6 actually

where did average come from lol"

i was tinking how can 8 be monster if 7 was average. Even if 6 is average two inches more is hardly monster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge

Need to recalibrate my ruler ........

Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results? "

Nips off to WHSmiths..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"

you're just spoilt

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"

8/9... they may get asked back

10... . they sure do get asked back

11 or more... they move in....

altho 7 & and below, I do provide a wooden box for them to stand on, with a complimentary box of tissues outside the window allowing them to watch.

Would hate to be thought of as a total shallow c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge

Need to recalibrate my ruler ........

Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results?

Nips off to WHSmiths.......... "

It's great, you can even take a pick of your cock against it and post it on here and the meets just roll in. Admittedly a few of em weren't keen when they realised that they were in a perverse version of Gulliver's Travels but I've found that ether solves this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge

Need to recalibrate my ruler ........

Use a plastic one but put it in the microwave first, I did this and I've doubled in size overnight Why pay a firtune for one of them pump things when tha can spend 2 bob in WHSmith and actually get results?

Nips off to WHSmiths..........

It's great, you can even take a pick of your cock against it and post it on here and the meets just roll in. Admittedly a few of em weren't keen when they realised that they were in a perverse version of Gulliver's Travels but I've found that ether solves this problem "

You have been most helpful, must remember to get some easy start on way back from smiths, cheaper than ether but does the same job....... Allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would imagine they come in handy if you misplace your draught excluder

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awsome i can now classify myself as VWE, anybody know where i can get that on a t-shirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."

Thanks for clearing that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only monster size I like is a bar of galaxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only monster size I like is a bar of galaxy. "

Do you share ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only monster size I like is a bar of galaxy.

Do you share ?"

Took the words right outta my mouth

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......"

Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......

Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were. "

PMSL........... That's gotta be chat up line of the day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."

Think that definitely classes me as an 'E' then, I always wondered how I managed to provide women with so much exctasy lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......

Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were. "

for sure...

but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...

his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...

well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......

Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.

for sure...

but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...

his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...

well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127"

Have you tried Top Gear magazine??? Lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."

7" isn't very well endowed in my book..unless we're talking girth!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......

Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.

for sure...

but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...

his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...

well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127

Have you tried Top Gear magazine??? Lol"

is that Marijuana weekly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if flopping down to his knee ... NO

if pointing proudly to the stars... YES

that's what I look for in a whopper......

Thought you'd like the challenge of getting Mr Floppy to stand to attention as it were.

for sure...

but I have tried with some to no avail, after a good 45 mins of me tugging with one hand and flicking thro pages of Harpers & Queen with the other, I point to the door and they go...

his walk of shame is a cruel thing to watch...

well till I spy the new Louis Vuitton shoulder bag on page 127

Have you tried Top Gear magazine??? Lol

is that Marijuana weekly ?"

Yeahhhhhh maaaannnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars. "

agree.

maybe some ladies NEED a big one !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"

fucking hell ,, thats me buggered then.

only 6 but nobody complained yet!!!

maybe some guys cant use a tape measure

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I a lost what's this about w h smith please tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like em huge with my 4"11 frame! Sometimes a finger or 2 makes me think nooooooo thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most women like the cock they're having at the time, but skilled, careful drivers do attract a no claims bonus

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.

And there is your answer ladies and gentlemen, you may be shocked to know that not all ladies have the same sized tuppence "

Haha tuppence! Haven't heard it called that in forver! I call it the chronicles of narnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most women like the cock they're having at the time, but skilled, careful drivers do attract a no claims bonus

Wolf

"

Mines not insured .......... Is that a problem? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I a lost what's this about w h smith please tell "

Cheap plastic ruler, shrink it in microwave, then measure. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.

And there is your answer ladies and gentlemen, you may be shocked to know that not all ladies have the same sized tuppence

Haha tuppence! Haven't heard it called that in forver! I call it the chronicles of narnia "

Not 'The Barnsley Chronicle' then? it's full of tuppences and coincidently only costs tuppence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think most women like the cock they're having at the time, but skilled, careful drivers do attract a no claims bonus

Wolf

Mines not insured .......... Is that a problem? Lol"

I'm driving while disqualified, so I wouldn't worry yourself too much! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge cocks?

Why dont we have a thread about hyuuuge boobs? More fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a thick one but over nine inches makes me a little "

taught this was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have a big toolbox you might want a big tool. If you have a 2 car garage you might want 2 cars.

agree.

maybe some ladies NEED a big one !!!"

.....and some ladies NEED to avoid a big one!!!

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast


"some of us think its heven to have a big one xx "

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

8 inches isn't even close to big enough for you to need to worry.

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By *ub_mids_cdTV/TS
over a year ago

Local

I love to wank a nice huge cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the average penis size is about 5,1 to 5,7 inch in size, one of the problems with terms like vwe etc is people perception, and with internet and porn there alot more huge cocks out there but thats why there in the job, so people assume thats the norm, it isnt

everyone seems to have a hang up about size but look at any sex therapist and they,ll tell you you only need a couple inch or more to satisfy a women and foreplay and the mind is the best for results. but i suppose if the lady only goes for vwe guys after a while im sure alot in the mind and thats what they like! but lets be honest us guys have had plenty lady getting off on just a finger and tongue so does it matter? and this isnt a small dicked man saying it im about 7,1/2 to 8 depending

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields


"the average penis size is about 5,1 to 5,7 inch in size, one of the problems with terms like vwe etc is people perception, and with internet and porn there alot more huge cocks out there but thats why there in the job, so people assume thats the norm, it isnt

everyone seems to have a hang up about size but look at any sex therapist and they,ll tell you you only need a couple inch or more to satisfy a women and foreplay and the mind is the best for results. but i suppose if the lady only goes for vwe guys after a while im sure alot in the mind and thats what they like! but lets be honest us guys have had plenty lady getting off on just a finger and tongue so does it matter? and this isnt a small dicked man saying it im about 7,1/2 to 8 depending "

Depending on what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the OP I have a monster cock! LOL

9in isn't monster and although I've have met one lady who couldn't take me the rest have all been very happy with whats in my lunchbox lol

If you are VWE the key is to take your time with the lady and warm up properly, you don't just bang away. You need to be extra respectful and learn to read her body language. Communication is important both verbal and non verbal

If anyone wants any guidance then message me

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I love well endowed guys and was very dissapointed when we met a gorgeous guy who was very wide at 7.5 girth.

I just could not get him in....to painful

What a waste.....I hope other girls have more luck with him as he is such a lovely guy and he will know Im talking about him now

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought 7inches was average?

think its 6 actually

where did average come from lol

i was tinking how can 8 be monster if 7 was average. Even if 6 is average two inches more is hardly monster?"

it is when you are average

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By *ounggun432Man
over a year ago

east mids

Im not a woman so will never really know but Im prob on the small side of average and nevr had complaints (cliche I know but I really haven't). I get the impression from ladies Ive talked to that whilst it may be a factor...its way down on the list.

Crap analogy time....a ferrari might be a nice car but if you cant drive, you're gonna get beaten by a fiesta driven by Ayrton Senna

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By *ounggun432Man
over a year ago

east mids

Though having said that I do accept that ayrton senna in a ferrari's probably gonna trump everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some like them big an others like them reli big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones to tight twos just right threes a bucket four dont fuck it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the average penis size is about 5,1 to 5,7 inch in size, one of the problems with terms like vwe etc is people perception, and with internet and porn there alot more huge cocks out there but thats why there in the job, so people assume thats the norm, it isnt

everyone seems to have a hang up about size but look at any sex therapist and they,ll tell you you only need a couple inch or more to satisfy a women and foreplay and the mind is the best for results. but i suppose if the lady only goes for vwe guys after a while im sure alot in the mind and thats what they like! but lets be honest us guys have had plenty lady getting off on just a finger and tongue so does it matter? and this isnt a small dicked man saying it im about 7,1/2 to 8 depending

Depending on what? "

cock ring on or poppers and how haorny i am, is the weather warm plenty of reasons for fluxuation in size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's 'average' - but it's big enough to fill a pram!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your my kind of girl then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen a few monsters cocks

The cock looks nice til you see what's attached to it "

pmsl

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"8/9 inch isnt huge is it?

its a decent size but i wouldnt say thats huge"

Totally agree.. 7-8 inches with good girth is perfect..

9 inches is good too....

But anything bigger, I just find can be uncomfortable...... And that ain't fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to medical experts the average size when erect is 4.5 inches and when flaccid 2.5 inches. So anything 7 inches or over is well endowed.

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By *ounggun432Man
over a year ago

east mids


"According to medical experts the average size when erect is 4.5 inches and when flaccid 2.5 inches. So anything 7 inches or over is well endowed. "

Never thought Id be able to say this but that sounds a bit small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive ears freak massive nose freak massve cock ............. Rest my case

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

As a girl was being fucked she said to the guy 'Isn't your organ very small' to which he replied: 'well it isn't used to playing in a cathedral..)

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

A monster mouse is still a mouse

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By *ir LongLanceMan
over a year ago

hull

Hi guys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaz likes big ones lol and is quite happy to sit on 10"+

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From Ye Olde Fab Swingers Glossary:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE revers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."
So VWE is over 7" well then im happy with that. anything bigger think would be painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy with a huge cock. It was at least 9 inches and very thick. His cock was so big I couldn't get much into my mouth. However being fucked by a guy with a big cock was heaven.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

A lot of misinformed nonsense in this thread too, lol

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By *it of fun cplCouple
over a year ago

village between York and Hull

Seen a pic of a guy on here and oh my god!! It looks massive! On his profile he states a lot of ladies eyeys are bigger than than their pussys! so he obviously has found a problem But the problem with really big ones is they just do not get really hard! This guy needs 2 hands just to hold it up!! Big with a nice girth is good but long and thin does not really do it for me.

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