FabSwingers.com forum: what can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?

By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

Let's see how creative people can be... and I dare you to say them at either moment

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Let's see how creative people can be... and I dare you to say them at either moment

It tastes so good!

It’s lovely and moist.

I feel so full.

Open wide.

Although our bedroom talk is usually a bit better than that

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you prefer leg or breast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good spit roast ( more for a BBQ I know but I decided on a bit of artistic license)

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Seconds?

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Let's see how creative people can be... and I dare you to say them at either moment

It tastes so good!

It’s lovely and moist.

I feel so full.

Open wide.

Although our bedroom talk is usually a bit better than that

Lou x "

tell me more

May I come again?

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Would you prefer leg or breast?"

I'd like a bit of both but please don't talk whilst eating

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

That’s the best I’ve ever had

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Daddy please may I have some more cream

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Almost as good as your Mum

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By *attooedTigerMan
over a year ago

SE London

Oh what a mess you’ve made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lovely meat

can you pass the carotts, this one maybe just us lol

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"I do love a good spit roast ( more for a BBQ I know but I decided on a bit of artistic license)"

I see no reason why you can't say that. it's rather delicious, when can we do it again?

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By *attooedTigerMan
over a year ago

SE London

Have you had enough stuffing?

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Seconds?"

of course! take whatever you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear lord that is hot!

Ummmm, so moist and tender ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a little something on your chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost as good as your Mum

Ha ha

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

How about a banana?....

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

This bacons a bit hanging...

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By *attooedTigerMan
over a year ago

SE London

I couldn’t fit another thing in my mouth

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Daddy please may I have some more cream "

only when you finish the main course

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Is that salty enough for you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a fish supper this evening dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cream ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a big portion

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Feed me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat a sausage

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Don't talk with your mouth full x

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Just shake it, there’s a few more drops in there

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I have some more please

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

More sauce Dear?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Bang it from the bottom

(The ketchup bottle)

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

You can't get down until you have finished x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No talking with your mouth full !!

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By *tuYorksMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Do you want white sauce ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a thick, meaty sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you shush I can't hear the telly.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Inviting next door in was a great idea

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By *irl4girlzWoman
over a year ago

prestatyn

Finger licking good

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Would you like a creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this get toguethers

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm such a greedy girl but I'd love some more meat

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Would you like a slice of French bread to mop that up?

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By *inkykatie2016Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Is that all I'm getting?

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By *inkykatie2016Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

That'll never fill me up

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Is all that for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take your teeth out, this may be a little hard

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Do you want whipped cream on in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want whipped cream on in?"

Are you full up?

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Burp. Sorry I’ve been stuffing tarts all day

More tea vicar ?

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"Do you want whipped cream on in?

Are you full up?"

**on it** bloody typos

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grandad's dribbling is putting me off!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Who farted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have more??

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley

Seconds please

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I can't take anymore, I need a breather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this one you shot earlier?

(We do like our venison ??)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've never been a fan of fish fingers

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t talk with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was alright, what's for afters?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Mmmm that's a big one...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Our Butcher's sausage is much more meaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a bigger portion Dear???!!!!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Don’t worry about the spillage. The dog will lick it up.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

That was just the starter...

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

You've got cream all round your mouth

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

mmmmm lovely bangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a bit of tongue darling????!!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wouldn't eat that again if you paid me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so creamy. (Mashed potato)

Just blow on it.

I bet you cant fit it all in your mouth in one go!

Do you want chocolate sauce on it?

Wow look at those! (When the big yourkshire puds come out)

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Who invited Aunt Doreen?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh I love black pudding

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

It's nice and moist it's been spit roasted.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can you bag that up for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm nice bit of pork

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

If it doesn’t taste nice, just spit it out.

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By *inkykatie2016Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Is anybody else coming?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Any chance of a bigger portion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIGHT...get stuck in!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've never tried that before!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Oh, I could just do with another sausage.

I need abit more toad in my hole.

Gimme another squirt of that mayo.

These buns are very firm.

Wow, that's a mouthful.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I could eat that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the gravy and mint sauce!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've never seen gravy stirred with one of those before!

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Pass the cream please

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's a little on the pink side...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That certainly is a big portion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some pineapple juice dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't batter my sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to double-dip

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By *old1974Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't talk with your mouth full

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm sure I can squeeze a little one in.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

No more sausage for me, I'm saving space for dessert.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Sorry, I'm allergic to spotted dick.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

It's finger lickin' good

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By *panddownMan
over a year ago

Broughton

Look at the juices running out of the bird

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

It's ready, everyone dive in .

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Do you prefer it with the skin on ?

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Wow, that’s hot!

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

I could eat that all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum does a better roast.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Just look at those juices.

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"I'm sure I can squeeze a little one in. "

ha ha ha

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"I could eat that all day!"

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Oh, I could just do with another sausage.

I need abit more toad in my hole.

Gimme another squirt of that mayo.

These buns are very firm.

Wow, that's a mouthful."

bingo!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Oooh, I love a big tasty tart.

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Would you like a bigger portion Dear???!!!!"

be careful not to wolf it down, might get indigestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me or is my meat harder than normal?

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

you can never have too much cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was alright, what's for afters?"

Crumpet

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

*cough cough* it went down the wrong hole

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fuck me that looks and tastes awful, is it road kill

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

that was great, i need a ciggy now

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By *ick-meMan
over a year ago

high peak

Need to mop up now after making a mess everywhere

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By *ungfunfellaMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Are you gonna finish that or can I finish it off

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By *ick-meMan
over a year ago

high peak

You’ve Dribbled down your chin

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm gonna need a little sleep afterwards.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do you mind if I lick the rim?

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

What a nice spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This taists salty dear. Does it remind you of something

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By *heWorldIsYourOysterMan
over a year ago

Harwich

Here comes the Chu Chu train....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That's filled me right up.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Pass the whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bird looks like it’s seen better days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have your cherry

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

That was some stuffing!

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By *ingeriearoundTV/TS
over a year ago

Where ever the wind takes me

Swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i eat your peach

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By *ojamesbondMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

this fish smells a bit off, is it fresh and has it been washed properly

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

Would you like some cream on that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those melons look nice and juicy

Nothing like soft warm baps at breakfast

Anyone for a three bird roast?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What a juicy pear.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It's dribbling down my chin.

I love a good mouthful.

That's a big ol' breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack it hard (to get the ketchup out)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle don't touch my penis.

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By *indful indulgence OP Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Smack it hard (to get the ketchup out)

reach deeper (with the knife)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna need more booze

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

More please

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Can't wait to wrap my lips around that.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Have you got room to squeeze another one in?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Your sisters was better.

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By *wobirds300Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

Pour some more,fill it up ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy a nice game bird.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Is it me or is my meat harder than normal? "

Mutton dressed as lamb maybe ?

I find if you tenderise it in yoghurt for a few hours first it’s much nicer.....

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

The legs are as good as the breast on this bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So filling, i couldnt possibly fit anymore in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no I made a mess

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Can I have some more please??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I dribbled a bit

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Oops I’ve spilled some cream, do you mind if the dog licks it off your rug ?

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

take your teeth out grandma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to taste my cream pie?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

The sauce is so thick it’s coating the meat nicely

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Ladies , please help yourself and put plenty of my white sauce on your fish, I made enough for all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to pour the cream Vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the ketchup!

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By *oey69essexdoggerMan
over a year ago

Clacton-on-Sea

Who wants meat and 2 veg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got space for another sausage?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Salty

Swallow it

Think it went down the wrong hole

Everybody tock in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the creaminess

That’s a tasty sausage

Wow that filled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy's special sauce ?

(made myself go red writing that one!!)

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Give me a bit more cucumber than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will clean up afterwards. Promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the mayonaise lol

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

That tastes a bit salty

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Tastes like chicken

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

I didn’t know we were having tuna this evening

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