FabSwingers.com forum: FAB Stupidity

By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

.... who willing to offer suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K put up a light hearted status yesterday saying she was after a double dose of vitamin D.

Loads of replies but one guy offered to give us a dose of vd

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"K put up a light hearted status yesterday saying she was after a double dose of vitamin D.

Loads of replies but one guy offered to give us a dose of vd "

Yes you can get alot of sexual innuendo on here

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Saying "Hi guys" when you're clearly a single profile is mine. Copy and paste at it's best

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)

Got face pics? In the first message. Nothing else, just that. Or just “face pics? “

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I have just read your profile and wondered if you was up for a chat/meet now"

99.9% of messages that start with "I have just read your profile" are always a stupid lie.

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Hey you free now?" is as charmless as it gets but once I got these from totally random strangers : "hey I'm a yodel driver and just finished my last delivery in your area, Fancy a spin and fuck? I've even got an old mattress from my last apartment in the back" or "Me and my mates are watching the football fancy coming round after to keep us company? There's a bottle of wine in the fridge if you fancy it. Need you gone again by 11 though" obviously he got the remote from the wife for a few hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After politely declining offers from gay and bi guys and explaining I’m straight, I find the “a blow job is a blow job” remark pretty silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you're straight but..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see stupid people.

On my fab screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you're straight but..."

Go on.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you're straight but..."

Go on.......?"

Well... pretty much any message I get that starts with that is bound to end in stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you're straight but..."

Go on.......?

Well... pretty much any message I get that starts

with that is bound to end in stupidity

Agreed but bless em for trying....I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... who willing to offer suggestions?

Asking for face pics & dont have any themselves or just pics of some random wench that clearly is not them!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I have on my profile that I don't want cock/dick pics, so people choose to send me pictures of male chickens, or pictures of people named Richard.

It wasn't funny the first time, a decade later still not really feeling the humour.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

“Why don’t you have [insert fetish I’m not interested in here] listed on your likes?”

As an opening message.

Zero chance of responding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you're straight but..."

Go on.......?

Well... pretty much any message I get that starts

with that is bound to end in stupidity

Agreed but bless em for trying....I guess

I hear god loves a try-er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the other day “hi, may I ask if you are on the pill”!

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By *arkhelgaCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Where do we start,blatantly saying would love to fuck,friends invite before even a wink,would love to fuck/taste your mrs,any more pics,young guys old guys not sure with others,no pics at all,millions of miles away,sounds familiar???M&HXxx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We watched Dogging Tales on Channel 4 last night and we were curious about how people go about making it happen. I specifically wrote we're not interested in doing it, we just had unanswered questions.

Cue private messages offering to take us dogging and show us the ropes.

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Instant delete for me... ‘Can I ask a question?’

If you’re going to ask, ask.... you don’t need my permission to ask!!

Another, ‘I’m staying in the area tonight, fancy meeting up’.

No I’m not going to drop everything and meet a stranger for a one off... might be some people’s cup of ta, but not mine thank you!

Then the most shocking one.... can I get you pregnant!!!!! I mean WTAF!!

Xxx

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The most stupid thing I do on Fab is send messages to women I'm attracted to in the vain hope that it might get read and replied to....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

“How are you?”

It’s says on our profile we’re ok thanks

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I have just read your profile and wondered if you was up for a chat/meet now"

99.9% of messages that start with "I have just read your profile" are always a stupid lie."

In my experience this is closely followed by a question which is clearly answered in your profile and shows that they haven't even looked at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“How are you?”

It’s says on our profile we’re ok thanks

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no matter what a man puts in the 1st message hes doomed to fail from the start, even if a man shared his views on einstiens theory of realativity it would not get a response!

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

Can I ask you a question?

How’s u?

Fancy a three some right now?

You got Snapchat so we can exchange pics?

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

“ I see your in the area rite now so fancy sum fun. You to and me will have a grate time”

We are not totally sapiosexual but we do need at least a little bit of intelligence shown when trying to turn us on.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"“How are you?”

It’s says on our profile we’re ok thanks

no matter what a man puts in the 1st message hes doomed to fail from the start, even if a man shared his views on einstiens theory of realativity it would not get a response!"
The “How are you?”s are from couples, they get ignored. As do

“What you up to”

“WUUP2”

“Fancy a meet?”

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Friends invites without messages first annoys us, the fancy a shag type messages are just dull... well yes.. obviously we do.. we're on fab.. but we like our tongues to wag a little first ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you're straight but..."

Is it really that annoying. Doesn't make you gay to read it. Surely there is an actual complement in there. We are always getting messages from straight men up for a bit of bi fun so its not that unusual. And anyway can you not change your settings to block messages from all men

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"The most stupid thing I do on Fab is send messages to women I'm attracted to in the vain hope that it might get read and replied to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... who willing to offer suggestions?

There's plenty here doing just fine without any suggestions from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who continually posts a status “ oh silly me just accidentally deleted all my messages” or uses totally unintelligible text speak !!!!!

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Guys who message out of the blue and go ....

Wanna fuck and suck my cock??????

They've Been on a year no photos and fill in later still in profile..... and its usually in the early hours ....pissed ??? Surely not?

Yes mate get yourself over here straight away !!!!!!! NOT!!!

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Hows it Going .......

What!!! my car? my bike? the European economy ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most stupid thing I do on Fab is send messages to women I'm attracted to in the vain hope that it might get read and replied to....

Crazy talk!!

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Want a shag in my dinner hr,

1, good sex takes longer than that,

2 if you have been to work all morning you smell,

3 news flash we both work to and just cos you are near us doesn't mean we are sat at home just incase you message

have a nice weekend everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want a shag in my dinner hr,

1, good sex takes longer than that,

2 if you have been to work all morning you smell,

3 news flash we both work to and just cos you are near us doesn't mean we are sat at home just incase you message

have a nice weekend everyone x"

2 Reminds me of when men gleefully tell me they will have a shower before they meet me, "so they smell nice".

Gets me soooo wet.

I'm truly honoured.

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By *bthreeCouple
over a year ago

Yeovil

"I have just read your profile and wondered if you was up for a chat/meet now"

99.9% of messages that start with "I have just read your profile" are always a stupid lie.

In my experience this is closely followed by a question which is clearly answered in your profile and shows that they haven't even looked at it. "

Oh yes thats the one that pisses us off the MOST

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By *Xtriple7Couple
over a year ago

N Peterborough.

After winking a single woman profile. Getting a message that had 'Xx' and nothing else. Just deleted it and moved on. Least single guys actually type a sentence so we have something to work with lol.

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

"Want a shag in my dinner hr,

1, good sex takes longer than that,

2 if you have been to work all morning you smell,

3 news flash we both work to and just cos you are near us doesn't mean we are sat at home just incase you message

have a nice weekend everyone x

2 Reminds me of when men gleefully tell me they will have a shower before they meet me, "so they smell nice".

Gets me soooo wet.

I'm truly honoured.

Yer makes you think they only shower when they get a meet

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By *ig Chris75Man
over a year ago

Sandbach

Text speak in my absolute hate...

Absolutely 100% delete followed closely by those who don’t know the difference between there, they’re and their...

I’m off for a lie down... lol

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

"After politely declining offers from gay and bi guys and explaining I’m straight, I find the “a blow job is a blow job” remark pretty silly."

Yes, I totally agree. I get the same. Also why do all my Photos that get fabbed come from gay and bi guys. I've never understood. I clearly say I'm Straight.

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

"Got face pics? In the first message. Nothing else, just that. Or just “face pics? “"

We get that. Even though our profile is full of them publicly!!! It’s like... wait, did you actually look at our photos?!

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

"After politely declining offers from gay and bi guys and explaining I’m straight, I find the “a blow job is a blow job” remark pretty silly.

Yes, I totally agree. I get the same. Also why do all my Photos that get fabbed come from gay and bi guys. I've never understood. I clearly say I'm Straight. "

I mean, those are just likes. Being attractive to anyone is not a bad thing. Doesn’t mean you have to follow up with them.

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By *lthomasMan
over a year ago

wolves

"The most stupid thing I do on Fab is send messages to women I'm attracted to in the vain hope that it might get read and replied to....

Crazy talk!!

Total madness, you fool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The random block midway through messaging. No warning, just gone - boom.

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By *atexbisexTV/TS
over a year ago

Central London

"Instant delete for me... ‘Can I ask a question?’

If you’re going to ask, ask.... you don’t need my permission to ask!!"

Ah, I hate that and it's even more annoying when someone sidles up at a bar and says it. My response is always the same...No you may not! LOL!

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Demanding pictures and face pictures in particular, when the profile is relatively new kbut not always) with no pictures of their own, not verified and with no profile text.

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Offering a massage then a few days later "fancy an ourdoor meet instead ?"

. That could be an interesting massage !

Chatting for months then... "is it just you we're meeting ?" (I have a single guy profile

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Going quiet for MONTHS then messaging on Kik/Whatsapp out of the blue expecting me to remember every detail even though all messages deleted & I unfriended them due to their vanishing act. No idea what fab profile they had. Then going off on a strop (probably for another few months lol)

Accepting friends when I'm offline to see my friends pics then deleting friends so I can't see theirs but carrying on chat, nothing shows in your updates (just send a friends request now and then to see if you get the usual error message, if not they looked and deleted it !)

Asking if they can come round even though it's clear I don't accom.

Asking if they can play with my Mrs but not me even though a single guy profile

Chatting for days THEN they realize we're 700 miles apart

Chatting with the guy for weeks and one night he claims his Mrs has just seen my face pics and is very happy.... forgets what he's said a few minutes later and announces she's been asleep for hours

Leaving site when I ask for face pics (happens an incredible number of times !), demanding face pics up front even though no pics at all on their profile

Stating that as I'm bicurious I MUST be fully bi, there are no shades inbetween

Meeting a couple at 'their house' then finding out it's her friends, she's totally unaware and could be back anytime (then asking to meet again at the same house

And so on....

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"The random block midway through messaging. No warning, just gone - boom."

Yeah had that a few times, very few folk with basic manners on here these days.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"The random block midway through messaging. No warning, just gone - boom."

No issue with that, personally. If either side gets to the point of "never gonna happen" then a block is the easiest solution for both sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The random block midway through messaging. No warning, just gone - boom.

No issue with that, personally. If either side gets to the point of "never gonna happen" then a block is the easiest solution for both sides."

Think it might have been a fantasy for them that got a little too real. Which is fine, but letting me know would have been ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who continually view your profile but have blocked single guys from contacting them and you don’t measure up to their stringent “requirements” anyway

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Women who continually view your profile but have blocked single guys from contacting them and you don’t measure up to their stringent “requirements” anyway

I disagree with this too. Blocking single men is often a control mechanism, and they only find out you don't measure up by viewing your profile.

I don't think looking at profiles is behaviour to be labelled "stupid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you're straight but..."

Me personally I do find the messages from gay and bi guys flattering which is why I engage them with polite conversation whilst getting the message across that I’m straight but seeing this is a thread is about stupid things we’ve encountered, then telling me a blow job is a blow job regardless of who I get it from is in itself rather stupid I find.

Yes fab my pics yes I’ll chat as I’m not rude but making stupid remarks....well it’s silly.

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

We had a message from a couple, and the female also had a singles profile that sent us a wink, we simply checked they were one and the same and then got blocked by both for the pleasure.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I admit I suffer from a number of spelling or predictive text blips on here and regular messages that have got me into a number of sticky situations.

For me, it's single guys asking to tribute their fantasy wife gf or some random internet women. If inky they could read

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

This thread has cheered me up no end

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By *kblokenorthMan
over a year ago

Any

"Got face pics? In the first message. Nothing else, just that. Or just “face pics? “"

Usually from those who have no pics themselves and rarely offered in advance!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I sent a message to the wrong person. Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instant delete for me... ‘Can I ask a question?’

If you’re going to ask, ask.... you don’t need my permission to ask!!

Another, ‘I’m staying in the area tonight, fancy meeting up’.

No I’m not going to drop everything and meet a stranger for a one off... might be some people’s cup of ta, but not mine thank you!

Then the most shocking one.... can I get you pregnant!!!!! I mean WTAF!!

Xxx"

I’ve heard a lot of people like pregnancy risk risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I’m not claiming to be super popular however mine is the classic you ok?this winds me up so much!

Especially when that is the only thing that has been sent I must get 10 a day all from men and just sigh and delete every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you dressed and up for a meet now only have 20 minutes spare

It’s like people expect you to be sitting around in full make up just wait on the message you like ur some kind off escorts that’s to jump when ever they say

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

""Hey you free now?" is as charmless as it gets but once I got these from totally random strangers : "hey I'm a yodel driver and just finished my last delivery in your area, Fancy a spin and fuck? I've even got an old mattress from my last apartment in the back" or "Me and my mates are watching the football fancy coming round after to keep us company? There's a bottle of wine in the fridge if you fancy it. Need you gone again by 11 though" obviously he got the remote from the wife for a few hours!

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?????????????? brilliant comment

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Are you dressed and up for a meet now only have 20 minutes spare

It’s like people expect you to be sitting around in full make up just wait on the message you like ur some kind off escorts that’s to jump when ever they say "

omg "do you want to meet now?" curls my toes. Maybe other people do just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you dressed and up for a meet now only have 20 minutes spare

It’s like people expect you to be sitting around in full make up just wait on the message you like ur some kind off escorts that’s to jump when ever they say

omg "do you want to meet now?" curls my toes. Maybe other people do just that

Yip I know I cringe every time I get one off they message lol xxxx

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Messaging the same message for at least 4 times over short or long space of time

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

The "what are you wearing'question.

A lot of the time it's a T shirt and jeans, so I answer correctly. They never reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile states I'm only looking to chat when I have the rainbow symbol displayed.

I've had a couple of guys ask how they can 'put it on ' my profile

Oh dear

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Just today.

"Okay, sorry you can't meet up. Do you think any of your friends would be free to meet me, I'm really horny"...

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Can we meet now I'm horny"... they fotgetten we in a pandemic, I live 230 miles away, they breaking site rules and I may not even fancy them?

Some must love risk takers and say yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ I know you’re not meeting single guys but thought I’d try my luck and see if you change your Mind”

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

wow classy men

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Can I ask you a question?".

Straight delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can I ask you a question?".

Straight delete."

Those messages intrigue me, as I think that one day they might just ask something interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our all time worst message which gets instantly deleted and then resulting in them getting blocked is “how’s yous” ..... makes me shiver just typing it.

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By *hampagne FabulousCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Messages with: “So what are you into?”

What??!! We wrote a proper, full profile likes/dislikes. But you wrote 5 words, something like “we go with the flow” - whatever that means??!

FAB stupidity indeed.

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Messages with: “So what are you into?”

What??!! We wrote a proper, full profile likes/dislikes. But you wrote 5 words, something like “we go with the flow” - whatever that means??!

FAB stupidity indeed.

Well I just been told that putting my likes on my profile makes me conceited... fab stupidity, who knows?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Trying to be witty but coming across as bitter, sarcastic and attention seeking on someone else's thread that others are enjoying

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Writingaforumpostwithoutusingpunctiationatallsothatitsquitehardtoreadwhatyoumean

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Trying to be witty but coming across as bitter, sarcastic and attention seeking on someone else's thread that others are enjoying"

That could describe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably slipped up with this ourselves but for some reason the word ‘professional’ rankles...also the half decent messages where you go to the profile and they’ve left the site...weird

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

Some of the messages I’ve got today are just disgusting and god knows how many dick pics I’ve been sent too.

I don’t reply to them no more as it’s obviously they don’t read any of my profile and just look at the pics

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"..also the half decent messages where you go to the profile and they’ve left the site...weird "

The wife found out...

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

The stupidest has to be " I am out of town for a few days would you like to fuck my hubby, boyfriend, FWB etc"

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

The oddest was "can I wank in your shoe, you fill it with wee so I can drink the cocktail"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

How’s u?

Fancy a three some right now?

You got Snapchat so we can exchange pics? "

And do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After politely declining offers from gay and bi guys and explaining I’m straight, I find the “a blow job is a blow job” remark pretty silly.

Yes, I totally agree. I get the same. Also why do all my Photos that get fabbed come from gay and bi guys. I've never understood. I clearly say I'm Straight. "

Yes, but we all know that's "Fab straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping back on after a break and expecting change.

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

asking for more photos as they hardly have any.. and their reply is "have you got any more?" when you have over 40 photos in your public album

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By *ulahlollipopWoman
over a year ago

Reading/London

When the first message is: “do you mind if I wank over your pics?”

Gross, instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago I had a couples profile on here and someone messaged us asking to see our friends only pics.

When we refused we got accused (and reported) of being a man hiding behind a couple's profile

Possibly , except for the fact we had almost 80 verifications visable

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

".... who willing to offer suggestions?

Posting lots of post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping back on after a break and expecting change."

This x 100000000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the person pretends they think they know you...

Melissa is that you?

So that you message back saying wrong person and open dialogue

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"I'll fill this in later!"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

""I'll fill this in later!"

Yes, this is immediate "ignore" territory for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who ask for a site supporters pass in their status! No just no you have money buy your own why should someone else buy one for you!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I Read Every Profile. So If I say I have read it I have Read the damn thing.

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

trying to "talk smart" when they're not actually talking smart

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I Read Every Profile. So If I say I have read it I have Read the damn thing.

Did it encourage you more to write to them or less? I had short or long profiles, it didn't make any real difference in the quality of people messaging me apart from I get more messages when I have a longer profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send a picture" when they don't have any themselves.

I feel if you want a picture you should send one of yourself with the request.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

""I'll fill this in later!"

Yes, this is immediate "ignore" territory for us

I’ve seen this loads of times on profiles over a year old, what have they been doing here that’s kept them too busy to pop a few words down on their profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know your mrs is straight but does she play with women (

)

asking for face pics yet all they sent was dick pics (no face pics on profile either)....

funniest one was being asked if a guy could "breed" me.... made it sound like im some prized pony

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By *hyandtwistedCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

We got asked if the wife had a daughter who could join him and her. Instablock

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"When the first message is: “do you mind if I wank over your pics?”

Gross, instant block "

We find this a bit off putting too. Nice pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

That's not Fab stupidity though, they will have had a reason. It could be something you are completely unaware of like something you have said on the forum, they don't like someone who verified you, a status you posted, or just to save you messaging them after they have read your profile and decided you aren't for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate

Can't travel

Been on 12 months

No verification

No pictures

Then they wink you or say

Do you have any pics, when you have 5O + on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

Good point , I never looked at it that way

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

When they say ,,;:;,"'

I can turn you

Errrrrmmmmm really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

Good point , I never looked at it that way

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"Nice tits" as the sum total of a message.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Forum posts from men asking for profile advice from women and then ignoring it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am twenty mins away.fancy taken me to that wood you use for meets for a naughty fuck.am a trucker parked up for the night not far away,fancy coming over to keep me company? (yeah right so how do i get to you mr trucker?) I cant drive.am working in your area. Fancy a fuck asap?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Those who complain that the site is useless constantly but yet are still here.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"Women who ask for a site supporters pass in their status! No just no you have money buy your own why should someone else buy one for you!"

What is stupid about this is the men who enable this behaviour by paying. Men - think with your brain, not your cock!. And apologies if this is deemed hijacking!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

""Nice tits" as the sum total of a message.

But you do have nice tits!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Trying to be witty but coming across as bitter, sarcastic and attention seeking on someone else's thread that others are enjoying"

To be fair, bitter and sarcastic is my first language. It's sincerity I have a hard time with

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

First opening messages explaining what they want to do to you and you to them, especially the more fetish.

Very unflattering pictures on their profile and sent in messages, thinking they’re attractive. Why would you think looking like a junkie is flattering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics that are clearly 10years old.

Pics where the face is blurred but 2 pics further down face is on display.

Pics that clearly aren't theirs (love reverse image search)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"First opening messages explaining what they want to do to you and you to them, especially the more fetish.

Very unflattering pictures on their profile and sent in messages, thinking they’re attractive. Why would you think looking like a junkie is flattering?

Definitely this

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By *umasutraCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

"To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

We use the blocking system to eliminate profiles we’re not interested in. Otherwise when we do searches we find ourselves looking at them again. It saves us time.

A weird message we got was: When can I stretch you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/08/20 10:07:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

We use the blocking system to eliminate profiles we’re not interested in. Otherwise when we do searches we find ourselves looking at them again. It saves us time.

A weird message we got was: When can I stretch you?

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i do the same i use it to filter out the people who i dont like the look of or are fake or just are not interested in me or have not responded, seriously what a moron lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Would you like to meet..

No only meet in club's.....

But club's are closed...

So we're not meeting ...

Not hard ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... who willing to offer suggestions?

Posting lots of post?"

You win

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By *risTheHornyBikerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Ladies wanting guys over 6ft, six pack and a massive dick. Always makes me feel bad about my body. Like theres being picky and there's wanting a movie star..

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

"To find out you’ve been blocked for no reason

We use the blocking system to eliminate profiles we’re not interested in. Otherwise when we do searches we find ourselves looking at them again. It saves us time.

Us too. Sometimes it's simple stuff like distance which is the problem but often it's what's written in their profile which puts us off. Blocking avoids them contacting you asking for an explanation and then arguing about it as if they have the right to dictate our choices and preferences. In the past we've even had guys we've turned down, argue that what they put in their profile isn't what they're really looking for at all... lol

Sorry, but we could spend our lives explaining to/arguing with guys who aren't a good match for whatever reason. It's far simpler just to block them and move on. If there was a better way of achieving this objective we'd do it but there doesn't appear to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just had " finished tidying my room, mummy, can I go and play football now?" That was the extent of the message. Blocked.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Literally just had " finished tidying my room, mummy, can I go and play football now?" That was the extent of the message. Blocked. "

Did you not tell him to wash behind his ears first?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to meet..

No only meet in club's.....

But club's are closed...

So we're not meeting ...

Not hard ..

We have had a couple of messages like this. One wanted us to go to a hotel because clubs are closed. Nope sticking to waiting on clubs to open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first line of our profile in caps is

"TO MAKE IT EASY FOR LADS WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE LADS. WHEN WE DO DEE HAS A FEW SHE PREFERS,THERE'S NO NEED TO OFFER"

most of our mail today is you've guessed it single lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ones I get is “fancy shagging the wife?”. Yes of course I do, I’ll be round now.

Then when get there, “ah wife had to go out but whilst your here”, annoys the shit out of me. If I was gay id say I’m gay, Absolute wasted trip for fuck all, especially if I’ve taken a viagra for some extra shits and giggles and wife looked hot in pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a guy who said he was black, but had a white friend that was a virgin and would me mind fucking with him and then he would meet us, pissed ourselves laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Can we FaceTime really quick? Just for a quick hello...

Them: My camera on my phone is broken....

But puts up selfies on IG all day......

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Best ones I get is “fancy shagging the wife?”. Yes of course I do, I’ll be round now.

wow that's really tough times for you.. no compensation what's so ever there

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Limp dicks acting as women . What can they get out of it pathetic.

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Limp dicks acting as women . What can they get out of it pathetic."

yeah totally uncall for. just report and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a big thing in the great scheme of things, but the word "nawty" grinds my gears

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Torridge area of Devon

From a single guy yesterday. ( joined 5 days ago, Straight but looking for TV’s, cannot accommodate, showing 2 cock pictures)

Message 1.

My Wife really likes your Pictures

Message 2 ( within 5 minutes)

My Wife wants you to use her

Make up your own minds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many people on here making out to be what they’re not. Stupid can’t help being stupid so normally it just makes me laugh.

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

I had a weird message saying “mummy come play with me, I have a confession when you are next to me I look up your skirt. Please don’t be mad, I didn’t mean too. Are you going to spank me?”

I didn’t even reply, deleted straight away

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By *weet-cheeks100Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Literally just had " finished tidying my room, mummy, can I go and play football now?" That was the extent of the message. Blocked. "

From London? Just had that too

Who’d have thought a copy and paste message on here?!

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Writingaforumpostwithoutusingpunctiationatallsothatitsquitehardtoreadwhatyoumean"

ihave thatissue atthemoment space bar isnt working on pc!!!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

""Nice tits" as the sum total of a message.

But you do have nice tits!

Thank you

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