FabSwingers.com forum: Pet Hate Things In Photographs

By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Often when browsing these pages and looking at the photographs of others .....there are certain things within the picture or videos that really make my teeth itch..... Some of these and by no means an exhaustive list are,

Guys wearing Socks having sex

Family pics / School pics in background

Labels sticking out the back of knickers or sussies

Vids of women gyrating out of time to loud music

Whst are your pet hates in pics and vids ????

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By *eallylove2lickCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Photos taken in bathrooms...with the toilet seat up!

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Kids toys, general untidiness, rubbish and clothes all over the place.

L hates labels from underwear being on show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock held next to a tv remote or can of beer...wtf!?!

Geeza in a hi viz vest trying the I’m a workman look...double wtf!?!

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cock held next to a tv remote or can of beer...wtf!?!

Geeza in a hi viz vest trying the I’m a workman look...double wtf!?!"

Women in a hi-viz, however... oh yes.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

For me: dirty feet. Or worse still, dirty white socks. Hoover your damn house, have a bath, take off your bloody socks, or keep your manky hooves out of the picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids toys, general untidiness, rubbish and clothes all over the place.

L hates labels from underwear being on show. "

Absolutely. Lol. Tidy up before taking photos.

Photos in the bath with minging black mildew on the grout. Ever heard of bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock held next to a tv remote or can of beer...wtf!?!

Geeza in a hi viz vest trying the I’m a workman look...double wtf!?!

Women in a hi-viz, however... oh yes."

Ah yes now that’s good medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell a lot from what's in the bad of someone's picture.

My favourite is "singles" with there other halfs stuff on show.

Other people in the picture with there faces not covered.

Also pictures of people with there kids (nothing sexual of course) this is a sex and feel it's very inappropriate.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

I cut all underwear label off when I get them for this reason

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Pets in photos.. mainly cat's ..it's like are you offering the cat as some sort of threesome package..?..

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"For me: dirty feet. Or worse still, dirty white socks. Hoover your damn house, have a bath, take off your bloody socks, or keep your manky hooves out of the picture!

@mankyhooves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters. There is one woman in our area where all of her pics are just filters with the dog ears, nose and tongue. It's not like it's even to conceal her identity you can blatantly see her face, it's just annoying

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Things up vaginas, we don't need to see you can fit a beer bottle up.

Although if you can you'd probably not even feel me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids toys, general untidiness, rubbish and clothes all over the place.

L hates labels from underwear being on show. "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Unmade beds

Clothes on the floor

Toilets

Filthy mirrors

Toiletries en mass

Untidy rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men shagging in socks

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

People who hang up their bed sheets as a background which still have the creases in. You could at least iron them first.

Or maybe that’s my OCD

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Filters. There is one woman in our area where all of her pics are just filters with the dog ears, nose and tongue. It's not like it's even to conceal her identity you can blatantly see her face, it's just annoying "

Oh god the bloody dog filters. I can't believe people are still doing this.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Pictures and videos which are to dark,, don't people check them first?! And who fabs these when you can't see anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy's in socks

Ash trays on side

Dog bowls on floor

Dirty washing

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Loads of genitalia pics = No

Messy backgrounds = No

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Dirty fingernails...disgusting!

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By *hemanfromLeedsMan
over a year ago

Kirkstall in Leeds

Someone else in the photo that has nothing to do with meeting them.

Family photos with children in them.

Only male photos in a couples profile.

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By *hemanfromLeedsMan
over a year ago

Kirkstall in Leeds

Snapchat filters of cat and dog features or fake glasses

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Smegma on cocks

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Things up vaginas, we don't need to see you can fit a beer bottle up.

Although if you can you'd probably not even feel me lol

This

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By *orthEastJohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

Women doing the mouth pout, it's not face slimming and allways looks like a cats arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People trying to look sexy in the middle of an utter shit tip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And... any kind of friggin snapchat style filter etc

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"Loads of genitalia pics = No

Messy backgrounds = No"
This 100%,so sick of dick pics ,in profile with another 40 in album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flicking through a profile the other day they was one of them sitting on the toilet

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"Flicking through a profile the other day they was one of them sitting on the toilet

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Dear god !! Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple profiles that only have pics of the lady.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Couple profiles that only have pics of the lady."
there's absolutely thousands upon thousands of those

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"Couple profiles that only have pics of the lady.there's absolutely thousands upon thousands of those "

I often wonder .......'Does she know this profile exists' ?? I have been contacted by guys off these profiles before who want only MM meet first.

Also smeg or bits on cocks and bum hole close ups with supicous Brown Tinge around them yuckky. Keep em coming Fabbers.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A scruffy background such as clothes laid everywhere or overflowing washing baskets, dirty ashtrays, just a general mess.

People should try to take a little pride in photos they take and post.

Ours are a long way from perfect but we do try and put some effort in.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand wrapped around cock showing dirty fingernails......GAG..

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Fanny splattered with cum , proper vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty nails

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Toilet pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above I also have a personal hate of guys wearing caps, you know the kind ( Justin beiber caps). It’s usuall hiding their lack of hair or they think it looks trendy ... it doesn’t honest !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who stick things apart from dildo and vibrators up themselves, grim especially when it's like a cucumber or something, I love cucumber too but not when I see it rammed inside a vag

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By *heMarvel-ousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Women who stick things apart from dildo and vibrators up themselves, grim especially when it's like a cucumber or something, I love cucumber too but not when I see it rammed inside a vag

So glad I'm not the only one who thinks this just wrong lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hole shots that clearly show dangleberries...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Bathroom tiles and gaping butt holes

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Men bent over spreading Thier hole wide open is a complete turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow so many pet hates. Off to check my profile

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Seems we all think alike

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bathroom tiles and gaping butt holes

This would make a great album title

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Bathroom tiles and gaping butt holes

This would make a great album title

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Shoddy workmanship/DIY efforts!

Dogs barking while the people are trying to have sex. Instant floppy.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

ANY hole pulled open is a no for us

Maybe the younger generation like to see it?

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Sitting on toilets, using cans, bottles or remote controls to compare size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs in the background

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Photoshopped pics. Where the woman is barely recognisable from pic to pic.

Angles and lighting I can understand but why oh why would any intelligent adult on here find a cartoon attractive?

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Women doing the mouth pout, it's not face slimming and allways looks like a cats arse"

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

Tiger stripes in your underwear

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Women doing the mouth pout, it's not face slimming and allways looks like a cats arse

In some pourers defences (my own especially) some people just don’t suit a smile in a photo...honestly I look terrible if I smile in a photo so have used a slight pout instead for years (well before it was ‘cool’)!"
not the worst by far the ones where someone has a face that just shouts I don't want to be here or do this pic like they are being pressured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids toys, kids and or family pictures, Dirty feet,chipped nail varnish, badly out of focus pics. Pictures of guys who contact us and they are so small in the picture, it could be anyone.

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

A different twist.. things that should be in photos..

Like men in couples photos..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me: dirty feet. Or worse still, dirty white socks. Hoover your damn house, have a bath, take off your bloody socks, or keep your manky hooves out of the picture!

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Totally agree. What is it about people who think it is ok to have dirty feet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women poking their tongue out or sticking their middle or index finger up. Why ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A different twist.. things that should be in photos..

Like men in couples photos..

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Not necessarily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things I hate in photos? Me lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

creased bedlinen and messy backgrounds

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Big hairy growlers that look like Chewbacca yawning, cum oozing out of any orifice, dirty nails, ash trays, weird insertions, toilet in shot, general untidy house. We’re far from perfect but for the love of God people, have some self respect.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Pictures on a single guys profile that's more of who they are fucking than them

I think everything else has been mentioned by others

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Women poking their tongue out or sticking their middle or index finger up. Why ??"

I stick my middle finger up as a "fuck you" to well, the world half the time. I dance to my own tune and believe it or not a tune of care, compassion and empathy, yet it seems many many others don't. So yeah, I'll offer those types a great bit "fuuuuuuck you"

I'm a care bear who takes no shit.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Sock wearers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Repetition of the same bodypart over and over again.

Pouting.

Pics taken in the car

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It seems I’m alone on this but I’ll say it anyway.

All extreme close ups, especially when her fanny looks like a punched lasagna or a badly packed kebab.

Sometimes subtlety is sexier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mess in the background beer cans and piles of washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty surroundings dirty fingernails minging teeth miserable faces

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By *elleshellsCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

Sunglasses - I feel they hide too much of what a person really looks like

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When someone covers up their face with something e.g: an emoji but in the pic before they have a full pic of their face any way.

Tell me why .........? We know who you are ya noddy!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

“ Socks “ has to be the Big winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that are better looking than me

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Definitely school photos in the background

A local profile (now deleted) had a series of action shots taken in a living room with some very clear school photos in the background. School name and uniform identifiable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate black and white photos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems I’m alone on this but I’ll say it anyway.

All extreme close ups, especially when her fanny looks like a punched lasagna or a badly packed kebab.

Sometimes subtlety is sexier"

Oh yes !

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Kids toys

General mess/untidy

Non-players in shot

Not really an item in the pic as such but I hate Filter use

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By *orkiemanMan
over a year ago

Morley

Hate to see....

Untidy rooms

Dirty mirrors

Filters

Toilet pics

If someone lives in a scruffy house, what does it say about their personal cleanliness too

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I don't understand why ppl plaster Thier page with genital pics

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

It's been mentioned before many times but filters, women with bunny ears or dog noses, why, just why. Also those Instagram filters that make someone's skin out to be perfect and smooth and within a couple of shots you realise they have wrinkles all over the place. Just be honest, if you are 55 don't pretend to be 25.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"It's been mentioned before many times but filters, women with bunny ears or dog noses, why, just why. Also those Instagram filters that make someone's skin out to be perfect and smooth and within a couple of shots you realise they have wrinkles all over the place. Just be honest, if you are 55 don't pretend to be 25. "
thats cher of your list then

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

under pants /vest /socks on radiators not a good look

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Lol the usual toilet in the background shot. Classy !

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I’ve found two more

- the frog leg thing blokes do when they lie down on their backs and take a cock shot, and

- underpants shots (which usually I quite like) but the underpants are thousand wash grey and have bobbles on them .... it’s the bobbles that irritate me.

V x

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

calderdale

I know im a fine one to talk by not showing much on my profile. But Pictures of people sat on the loo, holiday pictures and cock pics with a tv remote or beer can all annoy me as do profiles that demand pictures when they aren't showing any pictures

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"A scruffy background such as clothes laid everywhere or overflowing washing baskets, dirty ashtrays, just a general mess.

People should try to take a little pride in photos they take and post.

Ours are a long way from perfect but we do try and put some effort in.

Mrs"

Had to go and check after this statement? 10 out of 10 for effort!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Close-up genitalia, male or female.

The worst is a pussy with cum on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas Trees , photos on the wall behind the fat pervert of his grandchildren .

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By *av501 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"Definitely school photos in the background

A local profile (now deleted) had a series of action shots taken in a living room with some very clear school photos in the background. School name and uniform identifiable. "

I PM'd a local guy once who had clearly identyfiable children in background .......3 times withn a week asking him to take them off ......in finish I reported him to thd Forum Feds ....wonder if they did anything ??

AN OVERSPILLING ASHTRAY ON BEDSIDE CABINET OR COFFEE TABLE !!!!!!!WTF

You could be the sexiest nicest hottest person in the universe but that Ashtray has just made you extinct !!!! As does people smoking in pics too. Hey if you smoke great thats your choice but not sexy to me in pics or flicks ?? Just saying ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The childish dog etc face filters should have been for people to use with school friends, not adults. Awful

Single profile where the majority of the body in the pic is not their own.

People too far away from the camera. People's bits too close to the camera

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"The childish dog etc face filters should have been for people to use with school friends, not adults. Awful

Single profile where the majority of the body in the pic is not their own.

People too far away from the camera. People's bits too close to the camera "
picture so dark and subject so indefinable you think its from most haunted .

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By *ishygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Women doing the mouth pout, it's not face slimming and allways looks like a cats arse"

This made me laugh more than it should!!! The classic trout pout - why do women do this!?!? It’s not remotely attractive...

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By *ishygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"It seems I’m alone on this but I’ll say it anyway.

All extreme close ups, especially when her fanny looks like a punched lasagna or a badly packed kebab.

Sometimes subtlety is sexier"

I’d agree with you... the air of mystery can be a turn on in itself. If your meal looks that unappetising, you’d send it back.

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By *ishygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I wonder how many people will have checked their own profile photos after reading this thread...

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By *.The.Busty.Fox.xWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

1.Messy rooms behind the person

2.Dic measure photos ( don't care if yours is the size of a lynx can, jeez! )

3.Filtered photos ( snapchat filters should banned on this site )

4.Out of focus shots

5.Shots of the profile user with their face blocked out ( why put a selfie and not show your face, it makes no sense )

6. Pics that aren't relevant to the user ( quotes, cartoons etc )

7. Guys who take pics in public

bathrooms or their own bathroom with the toilet clearly visible ( not classy at all )

8. Women who have close up pics of their bits ( usually looks like a punched lasange, urgh! )

9. Identifiable family in the background ( photo frames etc )

10. Guys in tracksuits ( just no.... )

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Kids toys, general untidiness, rubbish and clothes all over the place.

L hates labels from underwear being on show. "

Does everyone else not cut labels off lingerie?

Dirty nails /knob cheese/ unkempt public hair, dirty & untidying backgrounds/snapchat filters/extreme close upswhere you are turning the pictures 180 degrees to figure out of its arse cleavage, pussy close up or an arm all drive me nuts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas Trees , photos on the wall behind the fat pervert of his grandchildren ."
Yeah. Bloody Santa is a disgrace

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