FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to have in your Fab photos

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe not paying enough attention, but not a thread I’ve seen and some need to have a think.

Serious and humorous suggestions welcome

I’ll start with:

- Dirty mirrors (they aren’t that hard to clean)

- Kids toys in the background (just wrong)

- General sh*t tip of a room (standards!)

Obviously in my case, colour is clearly something I don’t have in my photos either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unflushed toilet bowl as a backdrop to a cock shot

Sorry

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Empty beer cans

Washing pile on floor

Dirty tile grout and bath seal

Another person without their permission

Family photos

A background that mysteriously curves where the Ladies waist curves in

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Kids wallpaper

Kids toys

Family albums on the walls

Dirt on the floor

A mirror so dirty its nasty

Dirt

Dirty

Dirt that looks like it will move itself it's so dirty

Messy beds

More lazy mess

A years worth of clean washing that looks like it's just flung on a pile

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Unflushed toilet bowl as a backdrop to a cock shot

Sorry"

Anyone who uses a toilet as a backdrop should be kicked off full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids wallpaper

Kids toys

Family albums on the walls

Dirt on the floor

A mirror so dirty its nasty

Dirt

Dirty

Dirt that looks like it will move itself it's so dirty

Messy beds

More lazy mess

A years worth of clean washing that looks like it's just flung on a pile"

this...

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Most of the photos are well done

But there are a few shockers !!!

For me it's photos of lady gardens, trust me we've all seen one or two in our time, they all look pretty much the same yes they are loads of fun to play with and give hours of fun but it's the equivalent of a mutton dagger photo

Ray

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

There is a pic by a local to me guy that has dry blood splat all over the floor as the back drop to his cock....yes I pointed it out and over a year later the pic is still there, mind boggling

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By *exPeopleCouple
over a year ago

near Rushden Lakes

Sky remotes

Deodorant cans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a pic by a local to me guy that has dry blood splat all over the floor as the back drop to his cock....yes I pointed it out and over a year later the pic is still there, mind boggling "

Bloody hell. Who takes their fab photos in an abattoir?

That’s pretty bad. And agree with the other list you posted.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"There is a pic by a local to me guy that has dry blood splat all over the floor as the back drop to his cock....yes I pointed it out and over a year later the pic is still there, mind boggling

Bloody hell. Who takes their fab photos in an abattoir?

That’s pretty bad. And agree with the other list you posted. "

I think it's actually his own home floor which again....mind boggling!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dingleberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holders with more than one toothbrush in

Female beauty products on the counter

....when he's supposedly a single guy living alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holders with more than one toothbrush in

Female beauty products on the counter

....when he's supposedly a single guy living alone "

^ this , and ladies dressing gown hanging on the back of the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As all have said but deodorant bottles, sky remotes, there are other well known brands out there

, over the sink.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock shots, end thread

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the worst has been covered already.

Just general mess and clutter in backgrounds really bothers me.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Phew, I think our pictures past muster.

My list is, children - yes theres lots, yes I do report them and they do get removed.

Animals - dogs, cats, monkey's - yes I've personally seen 3 differant types, sheep, cows snd reptiles.

Face photos in pictures in back grounds. Adults and children alike. Childrens toys, piles of clothes- dirty or clean. Clutter and rubbish piled. Dirty full ashtrays. Coffee tables with 420 stuff on. Lots of beer cans / wine bottles. Toilets, clean or other. Accounts with lots of previous partners with action shots all of which are bb. Pictures with no humans in - of cars, toy collectio n ect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phew, I think our pictures past muster. "

Yes there’s an element of breathing a sigh of relief

Another good list.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Holders with more than one toothbrush in

Female beauty products on the counter

....when he's supposedly a single guy living alone

^ this , and ladies dressing gown hanging on the back of the door"

Totally these

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Dick with face..

Boxer shorts around knees..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needles

Tinfoil

Bong

Crack pipe

Snotty tissue

Used nappy

Unflushed toilet

Corpse

A hanging butched pig

Guns

Knives

A squeezed spot

Two girls one cup.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Socks on whilst shagging

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Or leave all the above in and give everyone else an easy sorting tool

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Cuddly Toys, in shot or being hummed, cuddled; shots like these are just too much.

And all of the above....

Apart from those you are all bloody gorgeous

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Family photos in the background.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mostly pics of women on single guys profiles. With just a tiny bit of his cock in or his hand x

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Holders with more than one toothbrush in

Female beauty products on the counter

....when he's supposedly a single guy living alone "

I’m single and have more than one tooth brush.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

must go check my pics now! Actually no cant be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics that show a disease.

There are a couple of people that clearly show fungal skin problems on here.

I'm sure there are others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe not paying enough attention, but not a thread I’ve seen and some need to have a think.

Serious and humorous suggestions welcome

I’ll start with:

- Dirty mirrors (they aren’t that hard to clean)

- Kids toys in the background (just wrong)

- General sh*t tip of a room (standards!)

Obviously in my case, colour is clearly something I don’t have in my photos either

A kettle by your bed

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Some random that you're balls deep into.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Mostly pics of women on single guys profiles. With just a tiny bit of his cock in or his hand x"

It's not a tiny bit, its actually that small that's all that can be shown on such pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks on whilst shagging"

This!!!!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Your nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe not paying enough attention, but not a thread I’ve seen and some need to have a think.

Serious and humorous suggestions welcome

I’ll start with:

- Dirty mirrors (they aren’t that hard to clean)

- Kids toys in the background (just wrong)

- General sh*t tip of a room (standards!)

Obviously in my case, colour is clearly something I don’t have in my photos either

Awful bedding. There’s really no need.

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

"Socks on whilst shagging

This!!!! "

The look that kills passion. Socks are never ever the last item to be on

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Your nan."

Wahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The Single guy with several toothbrushes in the bathroom, or lots of candles and pink stuff in the bedroom

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

If you can see their electronic monitoring tag. Especially when they say they can only meet during the daytime.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Family photos, dirty washing, toilets dirty dishes and lots more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe not paying enough attention, but not a thread I’ve seen and some need to have a think.

Serious and humorous suggestions welcome

I’ll start with:

- Dirty mirrors (they aren’t that hard to clean)

- Kids toys in the background (just wrong)

- General sh*t tip of a room (standards!)

Obviously in my case, colour is clearly something I don’t have in my photos either

The toilet! Or taking while sat on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your nan."

She died when I was 7, that would be weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics that show a disease.

There are a couple of people that clearly show fungal skin problems on here.

I'm sure there are others."

This. One guy looked red raw - worse than any nappy rash I've come across as mum/nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics that show a disease.

There are a couple of people that clearly show fungal skin problems on here.

I'm sure there are others.

This. One guy looked red raw - worse than any nappy rash I've come across as mum/nan. "

Or dried up cum on cock

saw a pic of that the other day and was sick in my mouth.

Have a shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my case it would be my face,as that's what tends to put most people off

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

Fat women? And not a look at me question, just a honest opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the issue with kids toys in the background? Can you not be swingers if you have kids?

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Holders with more than one toothbrush in

Female beauty products on the counter

....when he's supposedly a single guy living alone "

He can have female beauty products if he so wishes... we are all open minded surely!

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By *ut4fun6969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"Socks on whilst shagging"

Not just me then

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By *lirtwithmeWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Spotty bottoms on photos.. yak

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

And womens handbag and shoes in the background wen they say they live on their own

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

Socks on in fotos of men holding their dicks

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By *ravefuncplCouple
over a year ago

Durham/Newcastle

we always try and make an effort with our pics, a good pic can easily be ruined with a bad background

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

One individual who appears to have 2 distinct faces.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Socks on whilst shagging"

Socks and sandals on whilst shagging!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Cats or dogs, either walking in or out of shot or worse still laying on the bed with.... Whomever... I saw animal farm and once was enough.

Pics of kids on the wall /mantelpiece.

Naked beds / mattress.

Discarded shoes...

The ones in the car with sweet wrappers and cans in the foot well.

Those stupid fucking comedy crowns / masks / ears / noses that any phone adds now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 cock photos, which I find myself studying because the head looks different in each one. Then a reverse image Search shows they're stolen pics.

And I'm the idiot wasting time bothering to look at a profile with only cock shots anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And one for the guys. take your socks off.

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Your nan."

What like as in David walliams sucks toes of nan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minging hairy cocks

Dirt in background

Dirty fingernails

Washing pilled hi!

Filth

Messy rooms

Dirty mirrors

I seen one yesterday of a couple fucking in the kitchen with moldy veg next to them! Like wtf!

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By *iantrizMan
over a year ago

dartford

Pets ... real turn off to see your pampered pooch or cutest kitty licking its arse .. don’t care how hot someone looks I really don’t want to see that in the pic ...lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Gussets. Just no.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Dirty / untidy house

Funny as I always notice the background before the foreground haha

Can’t believe how some people live let alone post pics like it

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