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"Coccyx, it's called. I once gouged my arm open when I fell off an ostrich. Those things do not like being ridden, whatever the guys at the nature reserve tell you! This thing threw me straight into a barbed wire fence. Luckily (it all goes a bit Fast Show here) I was very d*unk at the time " Im sorry I no I shouldnt laugh but I would have loved to have seen that by the way as the bird just ran like hell n said na fuck that hes going in the fence the cheeky bugger hahaha | |||
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"I went for a hike in a dense forest in NZ. I was travelling on my own and didn't tell anyone where I was heading etc. Needless to say I got lost and wandered through something which started to look like Fangorn to me for a few hours before I finally found my way back. Phew! I could have been dead for 2 weeks until I was expected back home. " Oooow that could have been scary hun tho to be fair I dont think you would have been dead as I here there are a few old hillbilly settlers up in them there hills with nasty brown teeth due to the tobacco chewing Im sure they would have found you and wrapped you up warm and fed you until you come around. Then probarbly shagged ya to death or sumat for the rest of the two weeks. Maybe youd be raising little ones now as we speak and learning how to live off the land hey haha x | |||
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"sounds more like somewhere in Kentucky than New Zealand haha I have more scary hiking stories. They should put me on a leash lol" Im sure that could be arranged hun given some oif the BDSM profiles ive seen on here thus far hey | |||
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"Coccyx, it's called. I once gouged my arm open when I fell off an ostrich. Those things do not like being ridden, whatever the guys at the nature reserve tell you! This thing threw me straight into a barbed wire fence. Luckily (it all goes a bit Fast Show here) I was very d*unk at the time " When the ranger said you could "ride" it you didn't misinterpret him did you? That might have accounted for its actions. XXXX | |||
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"Coccyx, it's called. I once gouged my arm open when I fell off an ostrich. Those things do not like being ridden, whatever the guys at the nature reserve tell you! This thing threw me straight into a barbed wire fence. Luckily (it all goes a bit Fast Show here) I was very d*unk at the time When the ranger said you could "ride" it you didn't misinterpret him did you? That might have accounted for its actions. XXXX" LOL, nice idea but no - I was definitely the one who was fucked at the end of that little episode | |||
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