FabSwingers.com forum: a womans favourite one liner

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now when a guys messages a woman his favourite one liner is fancy a fuck were guys we speak with our cocks its a fact lol now when we take time to introduce

Hi I'm ant I'm from manchester how are you we see a womans favourite one liner

Face pic FACE PIC !!!

At first I thought it was a new website to rival facebook and was getting an invite haha has anyone else heard any great female one liners to rival the males fancy a fuck

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Best one ive ever heard was:

Girl sits on my mates lap and say I hope your alarm clock works ? ive got to be at work by 7am !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over love" usually works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie down I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a little small talk try this...once you think they might go for it.

"like me do you find it hard to meet people, you like, and click with..."

"yes"

"well, if we do end going home together, which girl would you want to take with us from here"

tried it twice, 1st girl said if i wasn't here with my boyfriend, her over there. I said he has no idea you like girls does he, and you wont tell him because he couldnt handle it. She said claro.

I asked the girl she pointed to, she said she was up for it. The second girls mates went ballisti how dare you blah blah blah, the girl just shrugged at them.....spoil sports.

Second time, the girl i propositioned, said if your girlfriend (my swinging partner) was out she would, turns out she had seen us about and about.

All true i promise

Before you start yes i do have permision

and done on a phone, so poor spelling and grammar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol how about

Are you Jamaican ?

(girl) no why

(you) because you jamaikin me horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lie down I think I love you

Lol sorry I say that one usually gets a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I would f**king ruin you""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i don't want to buy you a drink, and i don't want to talk to you, but i will put a fuck in you."

never really had the balls to use it for real on a stranger.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liners are lame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after a little small talk try this...once you think they might go for it.

"like me do you find it hard to meet people, you like, and click with..."

"yes"

"well, if we do end going home together, which girl would you want to take with us from here"

tried it twice, 1st girl said if i wasn't here with my boyfriend, her over there. I said he has no idea you like girls does he, and you wont tell him because he couldnt handle it. She said claro.

I asked the girl she pointed to, she said she was up for it. The second girls mates went ballisti how dare you blah blah blah, the girl just shrugged at them.....spoil sports.

Second time, the girl i propositioned, said if your girlfriend (my swinging partner) was out she would, turns out she had seen us about and about.

All true i promise

Before you start yes i do have permision

and done on a phone, so poor spelling and grammar."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One liners are lame"

So what would you say??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One liners are lame

So what would you say??"

Just iff the cuff random bollocks usually but would be around something in their profile, well a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One liners are the best if you don't get a fuck you get a giggle which may least to fucking if you get neither walk away they either have no sense of humour, are stuck up themselves or have heard it before

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

""" I would f**king ruin you""

had that one before, yeah yeah, is what i think lol.

for me depends on what they look like, FACE PIC FACE PIC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One liners are lame"

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I like to make em laugh n think originality is best although at times the old ones work

One night while out I saw this woman trying to get the attention of a barman/woman she was stood there failing for a few mins

I got someones attention n pointed to her she came over n thanked me I said n I don't know where if came from........... Wunt if be good if the staff had hooks screwed into ths tops of their heads n there were sticks on the bar n you could hook em like hook a duck lol

She laffed,was it this or my smile that got her into bed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to make em laugh n think originality is best although at times the old ones work

One night while out I saw this woman trying to get the attention of a barman/woman she was stood there failing for a few mins

She laffed,was it this or my smile that got her into bed??

Both I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One liners are the best if you don't get a fuck you get a giggle which may least to fucking if you get neither walk away they either have no sense of humour, are stuck up themselves or have heard it before "

So no offence but to me that's just like rhe boring people who think that telling a wank joke equates to a wicked sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you got any welsh (or irish etc etc) in you.... Would you like some.

That's a very versatile dress you're wearing....it does a lot for you and a lot for me.

Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up.

All cheesy but they can get a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you got any welsh (or irish etc etc) in you.... Would you like some.

That's a very versatile dress you're wearing....it does a lot for you and a lot for me.

Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up.

All cheesy but they can get a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

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bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Mr Personality Happy Pants award goes to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs "

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

I come everywhere, very often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

I come everywhere, very often

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ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

I come everywhere, very often

ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners

Haha, chill out man I'm only on the wind up. I use one liners all the time, what I meant was that personally I wouldn't dream of using something so unoriginal as an ice breaker, I'm just a bit of a smart arse at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one liner Mrs Bus likes is the Queen Elizabeth !

Expensive tastes that woman

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"No".....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

I come everywhere, very often

ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners

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haha same here I caused murder yesterday about cheating its only banter mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

I come everywhere, very often

ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners

haha same here I caused murder yesterday about cheating its only banter mate

Well you never know with some of folks replies on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and for the record, I think jokes are as lame as one liners, can't stand em

bloody hell no jokes and no one liners no offence but I bet your a bag of laughs

Yep, I am a complete barrel of laughs

I prefer originality and spontaneity rather than some lame lazy crap that has been rolled out a million times over though

It can be funny. Not sure it would work as a chat up line though.

So.................. Do you come here often?

I come everywhere, very often

ha says the guy who doesn't do cheesy one liners

haha same here I caused murder yesterday about cheating its only banter mate

Well you never know with some of folks replies on here

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oh definately there are some nasty pieces of work on here god knows how they get meets

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

assume the position

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"assume the position"
why mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol"

lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's play war... I'll show you my weapon and you can blow me to bits

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol

lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me"

Lol what if I trip and slip into you ??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol

lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me

Lol what if I trip and slip into you ??

Fucking hell how big do you think my fanny is, ive never had a whole person disappear up it yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"assume the positionwhy mrs smiles your quite the bossy one aren't you ? Which position shall I assume you want me to assume hmmm ! Lol

lol, ive got the devil in me today. I can bend over and you can run up behind me

Lol what if I trip and slip into you ??

Fucking hell how big do you think my fanny is, ive never had a whole person disappear up it yet

Lol bit of lube can work wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""No"....."

That one come so often

I got " Nice lips"

Then when i reply with some nice thanks you and the blablabla bitch just block me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love one liners I think they are more funny than anything. Girls always like a man who can make them laugh.

"me" x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love one liners I think they are more funny than anything. Girls always like a man who can make them laugh.

"me" x"

Hi you know what would look good on you ?

"me"

Get your coat you v pulled lol

Two for one discount can you possibly resist xx

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