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Describe yourself using words of yesteryear-No txt spk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok as a light hearted backlash against the ever growing menace of text speak, I think it's time that some good old forgotten words and phrases from the English language were re-introduced.

So with that in mind, could you describe yourself in a sentence consisting of such words?

I'll set the ball rolling and define myself as 'A cad, bounder and all round blaggard'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A shrew and a slattern, though she sucketh riyte good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a demure trollop

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am a bohemian.

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By *uffinCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

A bawdy, lusty, ribald wench.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shrew and a slattern, though she sucketh riyte good!"

Hahaha Belter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bawdy, lusty, ribald wench."

Ooh, these are good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a demure trollop "

I can't see anything on your profile that indicates this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delicious Lady with a rather naughty twinkle in my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be from T yorkshire lass rite good un rounded man (fat) likes warm things like putting hands up cows bums and offen walk up ilkley moor bar me T

ps; i am a right good shag to - oh argh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously - moi serious- never ; but i try

"all round fun person; intelligent,

witty and respectfull of others needs"

or

"happy person who enjoys connecting through conversation and does not see sex as the only bond between two people"

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am a dastardly scoundrel in need of a buxom wench to give a jolly got rodgering too...

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Hornye aulde fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Sir, am a buxom strumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ye gads i'm a bit of a bangtail myself, who likes the feeling of a mans nebuchadnezzer right up my crinkum-crankum....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess to being a contradiction in terms.

To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.

However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess to being a contradiction in terms.

To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.

However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers.... "

why,My knees have gone all a quiver sir...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room......."

Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.

How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forsooth sire, we are but 2 horny serfs from down yonder in the midshire Counties, we mate af if we are rampant rabbits caught in flaming torchlight, the fair maiden would like to be ravaged regularly by horny Knoghts with a nice flap in their armour and hopefully not a chinkin ones personality, please be quick before the chastity belt is attached for another 12 long dark nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess to being a contradiction in terms.

To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.

However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers....

why,My knees have gone all a quiver sir..."

An excellent situation good lady...my palms prefer the knees of a lady to be quivering as I pull them gently but firmly apart and lean forward that my tongue may feast upon the succulent bounty before me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......

Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.

How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!"

Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ug. Me Andy. Me make fire. Me want woman make mammoth sandwich then make beast with two backs!

Ug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alrite mate, see I like a good set of bristols and love it when someone is cupping my cobblers and sucking my hampton. I then like to lay them down and lick their jack and danny till they scream for a good hard session of posh and becks!

Oops thats my London side coming out lol

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By *ipgloss..Woman
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Young lady similar to a 'toffer', seeks a 'Corinthian' who will venture to 'cock lane' and 'tip the velvet'!

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By *rgasmickMan
over a year ago

solihull

Here for your delegtation and delight and if someone would like to pleasure my reoroductive gland.....that would be frightful....but delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I confess to being a contradiction in terms.

To wit, upon first contact I am a gentleman of noble and impeccable manners who would out-galant Sir Galahad.

However underneath this veneer I am an incorrigible rogue, a blackguard of the highest order whom once a lady's corset and bustle are removed will both plunder a maiden with my sword and loot her flavours with my lustful palate like the most dispicable of buccaneers....

why,My knees have gone all a quiver sir...

An excellent situation good lady...my palms prefer the knees of a lady to be quivering as I pull them gently but firmly apart and lean forward that my tongue may feast upon the succulent bounty before me... "

for suth sir, you are a bounder and scoundrell, that i shall ever be known for letting you be in such privy as to the delights of my quim....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......

Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.

How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!

Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!"

So how would said serf gain admittance to ones drawing room and where would one be required to to position ones codpiece to allow the lady of the house curtsy on it?

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By *eet_the_spartanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

hither canst thy find a fere most fierce, of thee Spartan creed. Hence not tarry on the pudh, the overmany bounders of this realm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a dainty maiden who is fair of face whose corsets cannot retain her full and heaving bosom and whose bustle cannot hide her full and rounded rump, such are the hidden delights of this luscious lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ageing lothario seeking willing trollop, strumpet and harlots for cunnilingus, fellatio and other carnal desires.

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By *obsam1976Man
over a year ago

widnes

cuddly easy going guy thats respect full to others and none pushy that wants some fun in his life

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I, good sir, am a _ezebel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

persona non grata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buxom maiden seeketh noble knight, with polished sword and shiny helmet, to rescue her from the confines of her chafing belt of chastity..

village idiots in tin foil need not apply

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By *ipgloss..Woman
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"cuddly easy going guy thats respect full to others and none pushy that wants some fun in his life"

U dnt get dis do ya chic!!? Haha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

tallus bigus cockuth fuckuth lastus agus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I be a buxom cummly wanton wench

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

here cometh Quasimodo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......

Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.

How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!

Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!

So how would said serf gain admittance to ones drawing room and where would one be required to to position ones codpiece to allow the lady of the house curtsy on it?"

Ye gads! The presence of the aforementioned servant is by invitation only to pleasure the tuppence of the lady of the manor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roguish,tickle brained flap-dragon

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

If you're a biker then you'd know the term - I'm a radical streetfighter!

Life's a bitch, then you die!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Don't tell anyone, but when the squire is out a hunting, I sneak's up to the big house where's the scullery maid let's I in here back passage for a bit of hey nonny no !

Rhett

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Scarlett thee Harlot !

Nuff said !

Scarlett

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for a ruddy good rogering by someone of the lower classes in our drawing room.......

Well it certainly appears that there are jolly japes to be had with many a wanton wench on this new fangled Internet.

How our swinging forefathers must have struggled having only the means of a telegram for their electronic correspondence when discussing the sins of the flesh!

Indeed! Plus the addition of a pigs-bladder anti-pregnancy device also scuppered the opportunity of devilish delights by the means of gaslight!

So how would said serf gain admittance to ones drawing room and where would one be required to to position ones codpiece to allow the lady of the house curtsy on it?

Ye gads! The presence of the aforementioned servant is by invitation only to pleasure the tuppence of the lady of the manor. "

One endeavours to give satisfaction to high class strumpet and by the way, the word ' tuppence' is still very much in use in this rapscallions vocabulary. In fact tis ones favoured word for a harlet's honeypot

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

i am just a straightforward slapper, and i like it that way xx

ps, alreet seany baby xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am just a straightforward slapper, and i like it that way xx

ps, alreet seany baby xx"

Haha, yes I'm fine ta Polly, in Scarborough for week though. How's you? xx

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

wondered where u were, hope ur being naughty x

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By *esmond70Man
over a year ago

tavistock

fun bubbke drty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wondered where u were, hope ur being naughty x"

For once, no I'm not lol x

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By *ubbliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I am a busty wench who's bosom doth set men a quiver. Quick of wit and sharp of tongue, with the face of cherubim, so say some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a feisty wench with child bearing thighs lol..and a fine rump lolx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh aah boi jus got doon of me tracor an lookin faw a bit o fun in the haystack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Well if you don’t mind me saying so, as far as I can see he’s nothing more than one of those queer as you like folk, the very sort who get up-to all manner of mischief behind closed doors, ….. There ought to be a law against it….. I don’t know what this world is coming too, I really don’t…… pfft I mean goodness-gracious, men dressing up as women and having hows-ya-farther with each-other ….. Whatever next” !!!!! “its blom’in disgraceful its is”….!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From head to foot divinely fair!

A saucy wench! and no mistake

A cunny as cunning as 'Cupids net'

A beauty no man shall forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.

I'm sin, but I'm not the devil.

I'm good, but I'm not an angel.

I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”

? Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By jove! Those fellows from Londinium are only ruddy winning the leather bag kicking shindig on the tellybox!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A comely strumpet with a quim always a quiver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From head to foot divinely fair!

A saucy wench! and no mistake

A cunny as cunning as 'Cupids net'

A beauty no man shall forget

"

Trust thee to turn it into bloody poets bleeding corner!

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over a year ago

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