FabSwingers.com forum: funniest thing wrote on a van,lorry or car etc

By *eminiman61 OP Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I've added this in the swingers stickers thread n wonderd wot your thoughts are??

I wish my Mrs/gf was this dirty

I've expanded on this......

My Mrs/gf is much dirtier,cum n try us n find out for yourselves

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My wife may not be this dirty but your mother was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've added this in the swingers stickers thread n wonderd wot your thoughts are??

I wish my Mrs/gf was this dirty

I've expanded on this......

My Mrs/gf is much dirtier,cum n try us n find out for yourselves

"Please overtake quietly....Illegal immigrants inside"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Doggers do it with the lights on, off, on, off, on, off.

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By *eminiman61 OP Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Or your daughter/sister was or son/brother/dad was loving it loving it loving it

More more more how dya like it sofar.........rubbish lol

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By *on52ukMan
over a year ago

Somewhere around there

sticker on the back of a van, no tools left in this van overnight, someone broke into it and wrote on the back, just checking...!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on a van, but a newly built and freshly painted bridge had been graffitied within hours of being opened with the words 'now you have to repaint the bridge'.

Pointless, vandalism, but funny anyway.

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By *c69funCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

On a truck someone had written the usual " I wish my

wife was this dirty"

I then added

" she is I've got the videos and pics to prove it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Sandwich van .... "No Sandwiches Left In This Van Overnight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sticker on the back of a van, no tools left in this van overnight, someone broke into it and wrote on the back, just checking...!!!!!!!!!!!!lol"

i would laugh if i saw that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen on a van. The usual "I wish my wife was this dirty".

Someone wrote

" she is when your not around"

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By *c69funCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I use to write on the back of my truck,

" women , don't be shy, slow down and show me some thigh "

Many a women did and it brightens the day up so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honk once if you're horny - twice to wake driver!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In emergency..screwdriver on the back seat

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

new dulux paint colour....

muck with a hint of white..

wrote on the back of a white merc van

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Asda......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car sticker (and I want one)

Usually when someone is this deep up my arse, I like them to pull my hair!

I loved it then and still love it; shame my kids can read

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"sticker on the back of a van, no tools left in this van overnight, someone broke into it and wrote on the back, just checking...!!!!!!!!!!!!lol"

Same sticker, someone had wrote underneath..

"They have to sleep sometime !

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By *ratsweetkittensWoman
over a year ago

stalybridge

on the back of a bakers van in wigan

" no pies left in this van overnight "

also "no tools left in this van over night " and scrawled under it " just one driving it "

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

"Please God, save me from your followers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car sticker (and I want one)

Usually when someone is this deep up my arse, I like them to pull my hair!

I loved it then and still love it; shame my kids can read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the back of the Hare Krishna van in London, 'cleanliness is next to godliness'

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By *eminiman61 OP Man
over a year ago

mansfield

[Removed by poster at 14/06/12 07:42:24]

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By *eminiman61 OP Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I quite liked

Plumber on call 23 hrs 55 minutes......even a plumber needs a leak

How about........get a better erection call us..... On a scaffolding companies vehicles....... I wonder how many men/women ring em n ask how long it'll be till he cums

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

great idea for a thread..

loved it.

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What position makes the most ugly kids ask your parents ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal is great - but I choose who's up my arse - so back off!"

Saw this in small lettering - had to get close to read it - then backed off!

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By *rumCoupleCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Well driven ? Must be stolen.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Made me chuckle

"not as durty as yer maw"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i did see one that said "god saves".. then someone wrote underneath "shearer with the rebound".....

made me giggle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the Security vans..

POLICE FOLLOW THIS VAN

.never seen a cop car behind one yet !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seen on stobart wagon ...mum is dad dead? ,no son he works for stobarts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaned by the NHS" on a dirty van made me smile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a sticker saying ' work harder thousands of people of people on benefits need your money'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wrote on one,

A IS FOR - - - -

To try and get a line going only for the follow up to be

B IS FIVE

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Ive seen a white dirty van that someone written on it: "Also available in White"

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

'no illegal immigrants left in the van over night'

On a transit in Milford Haven a couple of years ago..and it was a 'proper' sticker!

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By *rmrsbadCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Interested in time travel??? If so meet me here yesterday 10:30am !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My windows arent dirty, thats just my dogs nose art

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

"I quite liked

Plumber on call 23 hrs 55 minutes......even a plumber needs a leak

How about........get a better erection call us..... On a scaffolding companies vehicles....... I wonder how many men/women ring em n ask how long it'll be till he cums

There is a Scaffolding company in our area and sign written on the back of all their lorries is " Your erection is in our safe hands "

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By *eminiman61 OP Man
over a year ago

mansfield

"great idea for a thread..

loved it.

thanks "

My pleasure mate,most threads are good but repetitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Isle of man meat' another was 'spitroast specialist'

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