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The Dukes report on ageing female swingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the majority of you know, The Duke has been a swing leader and true inspiration for over 10 filthy years. Only a man of true greatness could have the audacity to delete a profile so carefully crafted and nurtured over many years, one that burst with glowing verifications and beautifully shot photo’s of The Duke in action. There comes a point where having sat upon the sexual mountain for so long a refreshing clarity embraces you. The Duke decided to start again. Whilst sin slits and brown banana hammocks will still be stretched open by The Duke, the quantity of meets will be somewhat reduced. Instead, The Duke will be using his vast knowledge and superior understating of global swing dynamics to guide and improve frustrated swingers.

In this report The Duke explores the issue with older female swingers, having spent the past 3 months researching and conducting interviews, The Duke is confident his findings will be of use to aspiring male swingers.

One of the more challenging aspects of swinging in 2020 is that so many attractive ‘older woman’ never lose the egos they have had since the time they were attractive ‘younger woman’. The Duke has met many woman in their 40’ and 50’s who were undoubtedly attractive in their 20’s. yet it doesn’t dawn on them that they can no longer be as picky once they start approaching their late 30’s. This is especially troubling with woman who have children who still think they can attract the ‘sugar daddies’ and other big shots they could attract at an earlier age. The Duke had a serious discussion about swinging and dating with an aging 36 year old Hungarian stripper who lives in a popular coastal town. The Duke called her and she was begging for her holes to be stuffed and pleading for a sugar daddie. The Duke patiently explained to her that a woman should never tell a man she wants a sugar daddie. Even if the man is wealthy, he wont take such obvious desperation seriously, instead use you for sex before swiftly moving onto a hot 21 year old.

This information was a shock to this very naive Hungarian woman who was long past the age of most successful sugar babies. The Duke had a similar discussion with a vain 34 year old Russian woman who was oblivious to the fact that after 30, she was just going to be used and discarded by the same men who would have bought her diamonds and trips around the world when she was sin her 20’s. So many woman that were attractive in their younger days delude themselves into thinking that they will always be able to mooch of successful and important men. These woman fail to understand that their relative attractiveness changes over time. It is therefore apparent that the main obstacle when meeting these confused older woman is convincing them that they are no longer under 30 years old. Let this be a warning to all aspiring male swingers, you will come across a segment of the female swing community that have been so spoiled and pampered in their youth by pathetic vanilla average men, that these woman’s mind sets have been distorted into a permanent youthful fantasy.

It will therefore be your job, as a focused and successful male swinger to bring these hazy eyed, worn out blasphemes buffoons back into the hard and unforgiving sexual reality. Do not be afraid to slap about their dried up old milk udders or to give their sagging cock caves a merciless pounding. The quicker you demonstrate to these woman that you, the younger stronger specimen are in control then the quicker you will be able to break through their restricting fantasy youth bubble.

The Duke has spoken.

#Duke#BestInTheWorld#TrueAlpha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god he’s back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god he’s back "

Never heard of him so what’s the sp on the duke then????

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god he’s back

Never heard of him so what’s the sp on the duke then????

T"

Vaguely remember him from a while back, was quite entertaining

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Getting the popcorn

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By *oldswarriorMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Can't be arsed reading.

Is it another single guy trying to gain views by posting comments with the intent to offend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Oh god he’s back "

I shouldn't, but I did

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

Who is the Duke?

What or where is he the duke of?

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Its an interesting point of view

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Who is the Duke?

What or where is he the duke of?"

The Duke of essays by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of him.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Well I'm enlightened. I've been kidding myself for 33 years apparently .

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By *JSparksABCWoman
over a year ago

jersey

Same goes for the men or Dukes of the world I’m afraid.

Wow what a self assured load of nonsense.

As a woman over 30, I have an array of young studs who prefer the more mature woman to teach & guide them- dried up milk udders or not!!

Older women have a different skill set to the young nymphs... all down to personal preference

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

No3 on 26th

What an interesting read.

When is the follow up review on the cocks & jocks?

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
over a year ago

leeds

Well I read his post and then realised I’ll never get that wasted 5 minutes back!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Who is the Duke?

What or where is he the duke of?

The Duke of essays by the looks of it "

It's the Duke of York, Prince Andrew.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

No idea who the duke is and I've been on and off the scene for years. It's actually a very funny read. I'm assuming it's a joke cos it's total bollocks. If it's not a joke ...dude you got issues, go sort em out.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Ha ha the Dukes satire is back.

Don’t take it too serious people.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ha ha the Dukes satire is back.

Don’t take it too serious people.

"

We don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol..lool...I love the Duke..he and I have met twice..he's lets say um slightly eccentric with a huge ego and huge dick and very much a gentleman in private..many think hes a prick in a different form but I beg to differ..he should be politics lol..I have a soft spot for him..we need characters in this world ..mwah Tutti lol x

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

I can’t lie, I found it funny. But I’m not taking it seriously.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

‘ The Duke has met many woman in their 40’ and 50’s who were undoubtedly attractive in their 20’s. yet it doesn’t dawn on them that they can no longer be as picky once they start approaching their late 30’s.’

I’m literally wetting myself here - and that’s not because I’m an old gal

I’m 46 and I am very picky and I seem to do perfectly well thank you even after having 3 kids

I think ‘The Duke’ has very little understanding of how women of any age can still be sexy and attractive and indeed have many a man that want to date or swing with them

I think ‘The Duke’ will find he himself will have more difficulty than any woman on here

Biggest load of bullcrap I have read on here

Btw ladies - stay confident , stay picky and embrace how sexy you are

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Awww just what the forums have been lacking lately, the world in the eyes of an egotistical knob.

Entertainment at it best

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

After a careful read of both OPs post and his profile, I had a closer look at his username.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX


"After a careful read of both OPs post and his profile, I had a closer look at his username.

"

I noticed that to

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Ah well that's it then! Don't know what I'm doing here now. Think I'll just go and slink behind the overstuffed sofa in the nearest nursing home.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX


"Awww just what the forums have been lacking lately, the world in the eyes of an egotistical knob.

Entertainment at it best"

It doesn't beat the spanish guitar tho

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Awww just what the forums have been lacking lately, the world in the eyes of an egotistical knob.

Entertainment at it best

It doesn't beat the spanish guitar tho"

Hahahahahaha

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX


"Awww just what the forums have been lacking lately, the world in the eyes of an egotistical knob.

Entertainment at it best

It doesn't beat the spanish guitar tho

Hahahahahaha"

Knew that would make chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the majority of you know, The Duke has been a swing leader and true inspiration for over 10 filthy years. Only a man of true greatness could have the audacity to delete a profile so carefully crafted and nurtured over many years, one that burst with glowing verifications and beautifully shot photo’s of The Duke in action. There comes a point where having sat upon the sexual mountain for so long a refreshing clarity embraces you. The Duke decided to start again. Whilst sin slits and brown banana hammocks will still be stretched open by The Duke, the quantity of meets will be somewhat reduced. Instead, The Duke will be using his vast knowledge and superior understating of global swing dynamics to guide and improve frustrated swingers.

In this report The Duke explores the issue with older female swingers, having spent the past 3 months researching and conducting interviews, The Duke is confident his findings will be of use to aspiring male swingers.

One of the more challenging aspects of swinging in 2020 is that so many attractive ‘older woman’ never lose the egos they have had since the time they were attractive ‘younger woman’. The Duke has met many woman in their 40’ and 50’s who were undoubtedly attractive in their 20’s. yet it doesn’t dawn on them that they can no longer be as picky once they start approaching their late 30’s. This is especially troubling with woman who have children who still think they can attract the ‘sugar daddies’ and other big shots they could attract at an earlier age. The Duke had a serious discussion about swinging and dating with an aging 36 year old Hungarian stripper who lives in a popular coastal town. The Duke called her and she was begging for her holes to be stuffed and pleading for a sugar daddie. The Duke patiently explained to her that a woman should never tell a man she wants a sugar daddie. Even if the man is wealthy, he wont take such obvious desperation seriously, instead use you for sex before swiftly moving onto a hot 21 year old.

This information was a shock to this very naive Hungarian woman who was long past the age of most successful sugar babies. The Duke had a similar discussion with a vain 34 year old Russian woman who was oblivious to the fact that after 30, she was just going to be used and discarded by the same men who would have bought her diamonds and trips around the world when she was sin her 20’s. So many woman that were attractive in their younger days delude themselves into thinking that they will always be able to mooch of successful and important men. These woman fail to understand that their relative attractiveness changes over time. It is therefore apparent that the main obstacle when meeting these confused older woman is convincing them that they are no longer under 30 years old. Let this be a warning to all aspiring male swingers, you will come across a segment of the female swing community that have been so spoiled and pampered in their youth by pathetic vanilla average men, that these woman’s mind sets have been distorted into a permanent youthful fantasy.

It will therefore be your job, as a focused and successful male swinger to bring these hazy eyed, worn out blasphemes buffoons back into the hard and unforgiving sexual reality. Do not be afraid to slap about their dried up old milk udders or to give their sagging cock caves a merciless pounding. The quicker you demonstrate to these woman that you, the younger stronger specimen are in control then the quicker you will be able to break through their restricting fantasy youth bubble.

The Duke has spoken.

#Duke#BestInTheWorld#TrueAlpha "

ALL HAIL THE DUKE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god he’s back "

That's exactly my reaction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea who the duke is and I've been on and off the scene for years. It's actually a very funny read. I'm assuming it's a joke cos it's total bollocks. If it's not a joke ...dude you got issues, go sort em out."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea who the duke is and I've been on and off the scene for years. It's actually a very funny read. I'm assuming it's a joke cos it's total bollocks. If it's not a joke ...dude you got issues, go sort em out."

Hes actually serious lol lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought John Wayne was dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never knew David Dickinson was a swinger

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

''The Duke will be using his vast knowledge and superior understating of global swing dynamics to guide and improve frustrated swingers. In this report The Duke explores the issue with older female swingers, having spent the past 3 months researching and conducting interviews.''

I was impressed by the start, 3 months of research! I thought maybe I will learn something, but then it rapidly went downhill. The only specifics he mentions are two ladies looking for sugar daddies - not representative of the female swinger community. There seems to be the whiff of sour grapes throughout ...

I've altered one word in his sentence below, guess which:

''The Duke has met many men in their 40’ and 50’s who were undoubtedly attractive in their 20’s. yet it doesn’t dawn on them that they can no longer be as picky once they start approaching their late 30’s.''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"''The Duke will be using his vast knowledge and superior understating of global swing dynamics to guide and improve frustrated swingers. In this report The Duke explores the issue with older female swingers, having spent the past 3 months researching and conducting interviews.''

I was impressed by the start, 3 months of research! I thought maybe I will learn something, but then it rapidly went downhill. The only specifics he mentions are two ladies looking for sugar daddies - not representative of the female swinger community. There seems to be the whiff of sour grapes throughout ...

I've altered one word in his sentence below, guess which:

''The Duke has met many men in their 40’ and 50’s who were undoubtedly attractive in their 20’s. yet it doesn’t dawn on them that they can no longer be as picky once they start approaching their late 30’s.'' "

Your taking this far to serious, kneel to the Duke!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Never heard of him....."

I've heard of Clift and F though!

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

[Removed by poster at 23/07/20 12:19:13]

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

[Removed by poster at 23/07/20 12:22:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/07/20 12:19:13]"

It's still there^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never heard of him.....

I've heard of Clift and F though! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The return of the thin white Duke, throwing darts in lovers eyes

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

The profile is aspirational:

''When you reach The Dukes level you will inevitably start attracting unsightly female swingers on a regular basis. Do not be afraid to banish these banged out cavernous orifices and beefy camel toe meat wallets. A truly world class swinger has no place eating from a shrivelled bearded clam or dodging drooping milk udders. You will find the more you govern your own terms and live in your own un-rivalled reality then other like minded swingers of excellent potential with naturally gravitate towards you.''

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland


"‘ The Duke has met many woman in their 40’ and 50’s who were undoubtedly attractive in their 20’s. yet it doesn’t dawn on them that they can no longer be as picky once they start approaching their late 30’s.’

I’m literally wetting myself here - and that’s not because I’m an old gal

I’m 46 and I am very picky and I seem to do perfectly well thank you even after having 3 kids

I think ‘The Duke’ has very little understanding of how women of any age can still be sexy and attractive and indeed have many a man that want to date or swing with them

I think ‘The Duke’ will find he himself will have more difficulty than any woman on here

Biggest load of bullcrap I have read on here

Btw ladies - stay confident , stay picky and embrace how sexy you are "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duke - the rarity of my atheistic beauty. But more importantly, each verification makes reference to my superior intellect and command of the English language.

Atheistic beauty - lacking belief in the existence of God beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this schtick again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that thinks the wonderful Puke has carried out his research with ladies of the night!!!!!

T

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Is it just me that thinks the wonderful Puke has carried out his research with ladies of the night!!!!!

T"

I think my latest photo suits the Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just waiting for sluthunter's return

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Welcome back Duke, your sarcasm has been missed by some of us.

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby


"Can't be arsed reading.

Is it another single guy trying to gain views by posting comments with the intent to offend "
yep looks that way another sad act on fab ffs

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By *ristol_MTB_cplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Fuck me, you lot wouldn't recognise satire if it walked up to you wearing a name badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a fairly funny post.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"It was a fairly funny post. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just me that thinks the wonderful Puke has carried out his research with ladies of the night!!!!!

T

I think my latest photo suits the Duke "

Now that is satire and humor and other stuff all rolled into one picture.

T

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By *trangeleftyMan
over a year ago

London


"Well I read his post and then realised I’ll never get that wasted 5 minutes back!! "
learn to skim read

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Oh my word ... we’ll definitely keeping two eyes on this thread getting popcorns and nachos and a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha duke of bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to me there’s far more deluded men on here who are nursing their dented egos! Just saying....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tldr ~ anyone care to summarise?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tldr ~ anyone care to summarise? "

Old women (over 30) are deluded and men should show them the error of their ways.

I think it's satire, if it's not, well we're all different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Duke for making me smile

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

All hail the return of the Duke and his wisdom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, you lot wouldn't recognise satire if it walked up to you wearing a name badge. "

Yep hail the duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome back Duke, your sarcasm has been missed by some of us. "

Do you remember him? I do. Or if it is even him

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Welcome back Duke, your sarcasm has been missed by some of us.

Do you remember him? I do. Or if it is even him "

Oh Im definately sure its him lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome back Duke, your sarcasm has been missed by some of us.

Do you remember him? I do. Or if it is even him

Oh Im definately sure its him lol. "

thought I was the only one then who remembered him

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