FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toys - where do you keep yours?

By *weet Harmony OP Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Hey fabbers

Ladies/couples - how many sexy toys do you own? Just one reliable one, 2 or 3 or could you give Love H0ney a run for it's money?

Where do you keep your toy collection? Are they just tucked in your top bedside drawer or do you have children in the house so they're forced to be locked away in the back of the wardrobe?

I visited a couples house once and they pulled out a large hamper from under their bed full to the brim with various toys!

Just being nosey

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Within arm's reach of the bed. Just in a bedside cabinet with a door. There's a nice little selection of toys there from basic rabbit to big girthy dildo and restraints. We trust our kids NOT to go poking through our room

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Within arm's reach of the bed. Just in a bedside cabinet with a door. There's a nice little selection of toys there from basic rabbit to big girthy dildo and restraints. We trust our kids NOT to go poking through our room

Kids are kids so good luck with that, might lead to some awkward questions and you persuading them it's a back massager

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

In a locked suitcase at the top of the wardrobe, even if the kids were to go snooping and move a chair, attempt to move it, there’s no chance they are getting through the lock!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I removed 1 of the draws from my bed base, attached the front with hinges and a lock so I can fit my toy boxes in.

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By *ubble-squeak69Couple
over a year ago

england

Were having a special storage box made with a lock for this reason lol, to sit at the end of the bed and there's alot to put in it already so I'm hoping it will all fit

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By *entleman_PerveMan
over a year ago

peterborough

One of my bed side tables, top drawer Vanilla bottom drawer Not Vanilla but its all a bit disorganized so im trying to put dividers etc in, id prefer to have what i want to hand easily without having to dig through other things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha i have a rather large collection, in the ottoman at the end of my bed.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Underneath my gardening clothes

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids

Could give love honey a run for their money for sure.

Most of them are in the roll up usually kept in the wardrobe, Brought out for serious play time. Others in a hold-all also in the wardrobe

Trusty lelo wand is always by the bed

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By *acnShellCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Under the bed in a secret drawer, hopefully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under my pillow currently. Had fun last night and may go for it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we're gonna need a bigger box"

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By *obandsue 69Couple
over a year ago

north Cornwall

In locked chest at bottom of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my pillow currently. Had fun last night and may go for it again

Treat yourself, it's Sunday after all!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I removed 1 of the draws from my bed base, attached the front with hinges and a lock so I can fit my toy boxes in."

Hopefully you made a you tube video for other DIY enthusiasts? (see what I did there?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under my pillow currently. Had fun last night and may go for it again

Treat yourself, it's Sunday after all! "

I know! Don't tell me twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bedside drawers or a drawer in the wardrobe at the end of the bed

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By *ountry PeaksCouple
over a year ago

In The Surrey Hills

‘old favourite’ in bedside draw for ease of access, everything else locked away in vanity cases under bed

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I removed 1 of the draws from my bed base, attached the front with hinges and a lock so I can fit my toy boxes in.

Hopefully you made a you tube video for other DIY enthusiasts? (see what I did there?) "

My kids are subscribed to my YouTube channel and would know how the lock works if I did that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our own toy box under the bed for easy retrieval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above

Box under the bed

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By *weet Harmony OP Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

I've loved reading all of these replies and sounds like some of you have a grand collection of toys which are kept in all manner of places

Would love to read some more. Anyone brave enough to leave their toys on view in their bedrooms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an entire room for all of my sex toys & bondage B.D.S.M gear.

I converted my 2nd bedroom into a dungeon/playroom/storeroom!

1 wardrobe & 2 large chests of drawers full plus 3 storage crates of toys.

I have more items than my local sex shop! Just need the playmates to use them with!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Funniest thing I’ve seen was at my friends house I was doing some work for them and they had a Labrador which was boisterous and was always picking stuff up and taking it into his bed like shoes hair brushes and her vibrator I was working away and they must of left the bedroom door open because when I was finished I started to clean up and pack my tools away and the dog followed me when I Walked back in there it was in all it’s glory big rubber cock

I just closed the door and went not sure what they thought well the mrs when they got back home

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Could give LH a run for its money.

Have at least 15 toys....I actually dont know the exact number.

Stash them in our bedroom in various places. The most tricky one to hide is the double ended dildo.....big thing. Sticks out like a sore thumb.

MsD

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

I keep my sex toy in my pants

Unfortunately most of the time

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By *goddessCouple
over a year ago

leeds

under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my big wand small wand by my bed and then we have a trunk in the corner of the bedroom with everything else in

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By *at4fun888Woman
over a year ago

Lancashire

In my knicker drawer at side of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all in a locked box under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my own in a bedroom cupboard. I have started to sell sex toys as well as my jewellery and those are kept in a cupboard under the stairs.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

In a 3 drawer unit in the bedroom.

Dildos and vibrators in top drawer, paddles and floggers in second drawer and restraints etc in the bottom one.

My son is 25 so shouldn't be snooping and if he did he would probably be more embarrassed than me!

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By *isa2018Couple
over a year ago

East Northamptonshire

We have lots. We have a room on the top floor with a wardrobe for outfits and a chest of drawers for all the toys etc. We also have an adjacent room that is our play room. The toys and outfits room remains locked and the playroom can be vanilla enough can double as a guest bedroom if neccessary. We want to build a cross now that we can keep in our locked room but easily move into the playroom when required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have three small boxes inside one big one. The most used ones live in the bedside table.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We have a toy drawer

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I keep mine in the top drawer beside the bed. M has a lockable chest, although some items are on a hook on the wall for easy access.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha i have a rather large collection, in the ottoman at the end of my bed.

We need to invest in something bigger like this, the underwear collection alone is taking over the bedroom

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By *weet Harmony OP Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Thanks to everyone who has commented on this thread. Really enjoyed reading them all!

One more bump up to see if anyone else wants to share

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Bedside drawers. Or so I thought. Turned out there was one in the wardrobe the decorators emptied to move

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

In a locked suitcase in the wardrobe so no little eyes find them lol

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We have an airline cabin bag sized suitcase that has most of our toys in it. It lives in the wardrobe and is anonymous looking if we take it to a hotel.

There are the more ‘frequent’ toys that live in the bedside drawer.

The spreader bars though are too big and live in the wardrobe.

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By *ardandhorny33Couple
over a year ago

liverpool

We stored all our toys in a locked drawers next to our bed. It’s handy

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Good luck with that, I remember find my parents stash, whilst looking for christmas pressies

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Mains powered vibe next to the bed always plugged in.

All other toys and equipment in they " playbag", in corner of bedroom.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Oh and overspill in a draw, and suede floggers hanging on a hook. Gosh, sounds like we're perverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mine under the bed for easy convenience. They are in a shoebox on which I have written in large black felt tip " do not open unless you want to be scarred for life"

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

We have a bottom drawer next to the bed. Not quite as many as LH but we're comfortably into double figures.

Our only embarrassing moment was inquisitive in-laws rather than kids. They thought our tiny bottom drawer would be the place to keep our bedding and stumbled upon the 'collection' as they kindly went to change our bed after staying for the weekend

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