FabSwingers.com forum: Porn is to blame for....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A comment on another thread about excessive projectile male ejaculation made me ponder:

What have you seen on porn that in real life is nothing of the sort.....

For example women fingering women with long acrylic nails on.

Enquiring minds would like to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The work me always get laid. It's never happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is to blame for women having unrealistic expectations as to how easy it is to get a plumber in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly guys with stunningly beautiful women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn is to blame for women having unrealistic expectations as to how easy it is to get a plumber in!"

This is brilliant as I have a local plumber messaging me on here all the time (and window cleaner) xxxx

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Having any other expectations from a delivery person, other than the pizza etc they are bringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly guys with stunningly beautiful women"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never showing the guy looking for a sock to wipe his cock with, and the couple moaning who sleeps in the wet patch.

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Ugly guys with stunningly beautiful women

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Bens been getting away with it for years lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly guys with stunningly beautiful women

Bens been getting away with it for years lol....

Well hello there fellow Donkey Lasher's. Xx

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

It’s to blame for showing a man getting his dick sucked for an hour while the woman gets 5 mins of oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn is to blame for women having unrealistic expectations as to how easy it is to get a plumber in!"
love this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s to blame for showing a man getting his dick sucked for an hour while the woman gets 5 mins of oral

Reverse that and I'm a happy bunny.

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

You never see anyone been forced to sleep on the wet patch once it's all over

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By *samCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

That women want men to finish in their mouthes. Sometimes sure, but not every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it has to be the illusion from guys that all transwomen are Shemales/ chicks with dicks that want to fuck them

Their fantasy is far from reality !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s to blame for showing a man getting his dick sucked for an hour while the woman gets 5 mins of oral

And barely any foreplay for the woman full stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much all of the sex really

It's very often portrayed as something that's done to a woman rather than with a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expectations about penis size and performance, unrealistic depictions of female looks (silicone boobs, lips and so on).

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

[Removed by poster at 05/07/20 20:04:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn is to blame for women having unrealistic expectations as to how easy it is to get a plumber in!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The waiting for the hard on to go down before you can have a piss with out it hitting the ceiling or taking your eye out

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

The quality of pizzas is far better in reality than in these films.

They are so ashamed of the so called 'pizza deliveries' in porn productions that the lid on the box is rarely opened to show the product to the viewer.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

People (generally younger) making fake porn noises. Natural moans and groans are far sexier. If we were playing with someone and they started making fake porn noises, it would be very off putting and we'd want to go off and burst out laughing

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"It’s to blame for showing a man getting his dick sucked for an hour while the woman gets 5 mins of oral

And barely any foreplay for the woman full stop!"

True!

There was a programme on last year called mums make porn, a few mums wanted to make a porn film (not with them in) that showed women getting more pleasure, and the video not ending just because the man had cum

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By *samCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"People (generally younger) making fake porn noises. Natural moans and groans are far sexier. If we were playing with someone and they started making fake porn noises, it would be very off putting and we'd want to go off and burst out laughing

Women making orgasm noises because they’re giving a blowie

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By *portfuckerMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

One of our gangbang squad was asked to act out a porn scene where he was the delivery man with a 'package' for the wife. Fucked her doggy in the hallway while hubby watched. If porn is to blame for this sort of thing, please watch more of it ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember that on the telly didn't one of pull out (no pun intended) cause she didn't like porn

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Porn is to blame for the anal obsession and gagging obsessions a lot of men have!

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

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Been to clubs when the ladies are so dramatic & loud screaming fake loud climaxes lol...so funny

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Been to clubs when the ladies are so dramatic & loud screaming fake loud climaxes lol...so funny"

Nothing worse!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

... the bizarre obsession with adult humans having not a wisp of pubic hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last massage I got didn't have a happy ending, what's that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thing, my neighbour's daughter turned 18 a few days ago and she still hasn't come over for sex... that's just because of covid right?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Women not being happy with two pumps and a squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman getting enormous cocks and loving it x

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By *entcouple69Couple
over a year ago

London/Kent

Unrealistic versions of so called perfection. I for one have many body hang ups which stemmed from porn at a younger age. Getting there now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is to blame for making men mistakenly think that making a women squirt is gush is the be all and end all

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Another thing, my neighbour's daughter turned 18 a few days ago and she still hasn't come over for sex... that's just because of covid right?

Yeah but I hope her mums been round though...right?

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By *orksCouple25Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

1. Women thinking men can always get a hard on and if they can’t then something is wrong with their relationship.

2 . Women thinking if a man comes after 20 seconds of penetration there is something wrong with their relationship.

3. Women thinking if a man doesn’t orgasm there is something wrong with their relationship.

4 Women thinking if a man doesn’t want to have sex every free days there is something wrong with their relationship

5 Women thinking if a man doesn’t want to eat her pussy there is something wrong .....etc etc etc

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ugly guys with stunningly beautiful women"

.... which is why I rarely watch straight porn. I’ve no wish to see fugly guys fucking.

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

Slapping a woman’s pussy gets them off

Every woman LOVES giving blow jobs

Women cum BEFORE a man Every. Single. Time.

Ugly people don’t have sex

Black & white is: interracial

White & Asian is : Big white cock in Asian pussy

Black & Asian is : Asian pussy takes on BBC

OVER 18 but under 25: teen

Over 25 but under 30: milf

Over 30: mature

A ‘milf’ can have a ‘teenage son’ with a bald spot grey hair and 12years on her.

No one is concerned about bodily fluids on sofas or carpets

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Ugly guys with stunningly beautiful women

Bens been getting away with it for years lol....

Same here! Stunningly average bloke here who's managed to connect with some of the best looking girls

Some people call it luck?!!

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

most men thinking its normal to pull out and jiz on your face.

men thinking everyone wants a mouth full of cum.

men thinking throat fucking is normal.

double anal.

gaping.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Mon & son, daddy and daughter, brother an sister. It seems porn sites are full of these titles. I find it very disturbing that sex with family members is pushed as a norm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon & son, daddy and daughter, brother an sister. It seems porn sites are full of these titles. I find it very disturbing that sex with family members is pushed as a norm. "

In fairness if you are from Norfolk that's the norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame "When Harry met Sally" for that....worst fake orgasm ever!

Makes me feel sorry for Meg Ryan as she clearly doesn't know what an orgasm is.....actually not feeling sorry for her....rubbish actress all round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite my witty comment at the start of this thread, porn is responsible for a lot of negative issues and relationship problems. Physcologists and therapists are getting a lot of work because of these issues.

Having been involved in the adult industry, it's not a bed of roses. There is a lot wrong, but it's not all bad. The issues for I see now are caused by extreme pros which not that long ago was hard to find. Now it's everywhere.

Some people now have issues getting it up if it's not an extreme situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tradesmen coming to the women's house with the woman wearing a dressing gown, stockings and suspenders, clomping around in high heels then they have sex. I wear leggings and a top when tradesman have come to mine i never ever dress up, and its worked for me.gas lad.plumber, and bin man.and a carpet fitter too.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

70's-80's porn is where its at more realistic, with natural women and the mighty bush..

Before the dawn of fillers, plastic surgery implants etc etc.

Porn these days is over top and overly extreme x

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By *ajSharpeMan
over a year ago

Woking-ish

"What have you seen on porn that in real life is nothing of the sort..."

Swanky hotels have absolutely no problem with people spending the best part of the night making all sorts of interesting noises...

Yes this pizza DOES come with a side order of extra sausage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the estate agent valuing your house will be gorgeous, won't be able to help herself and have to have a wank while watching you shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That absolutely no one has haemorrhoids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That absolutely no one has haemorrhoids!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all vulvas look the same and all women have virtually non-existent inner labia

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Men shaving it all off down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s to blame for showing a man getting his dick sucked for an hour while the woman gets 5 mins of oral

This implies that you are associating with the wrong people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That female taxi drivers, never pull into laybys, and jump in the back of the cab with me, and shagg the arse of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That all vulvas look the same and all women have virtually non-existent inner labia

Really ...can you show me what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon & son, daddy and daughter, brother an sister. It seems porn sites are full of these titles. I find it very disturbing that sex with family members is pushed as a norm. "
Totally agree. Just plain wrong !

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

That people don't need to socially disturbing.

The working day always has excessive free time for unlimited sex.

Little or no encouragement is needed a guy to rub his cock or get it out anywhere, without trouble.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *lthomasMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Porn is to blame for.....

Me spending to much time wanking instead of working!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to make this comment make sense but I know what I mean! Lol. Women having sex with women the same way they have sex with men. Typical fingering, super fast tongue (made my clit hurt just thinking about it), then strap on penetration. Yes bi/lesbian sex includes those things but come on... there's so so much more to real genuine woman to woman sex. *OK now I have a wandering mind*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cuckold dates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...no pubic hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is to blame for me always expecting my voice to be dubbed in German

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is to blame for this BBC non sense......

Couples now expect all black guys to have 10 inches of cock.... It’s kinda funny to see the disappointment in someone’s face when you tell them you’re only 8 -9 inches......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8-9 is fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is to blame for men thinking you will squirt if they finger you like a hydrologic drill and rearrange your insides! Sometimes, it's all about time, patience and milking the right spot with care and attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn is to blame for men thinking you will squirt if they finger you like a hydrologic drill and rearrange your insides! Sometimes, it's all about time, patience and milking the right spot with care and attention.

And I'm away I spelt hydraulic wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm away I spelt hydraulic wrong.

Fuck.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"A comment on another thread about excessive projectile male ejaculation made me ponder:

What have you seen on porn that in real life is nothing of the sort.....

For example women fingering women with long acrylic nails on.

Enquiring minds would like to know

oops was that my thread about water hose... i only started that thread because it happened to me afew times along time ago, i wondered if i was dreaming about it

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Porn is to blame for this BBC non sense......

Couples now expect all black guys to have 10 inches of cock.... It’s kinda funny to see the disappointment in someone’s face when you tell them you’re only 8 -9 inches......"

i had afew black lovers and they were average size so I don't believe all black men have big cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shortage of the cum reservoir

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Mon & son, daddy and daughter, brother an sister. It seems porn sites are full of these titles. I find it very disturbing that sex with family members is pushed as a norm. Totally agree. Just plain wrong !"

Definitely... i get messages asking if I'm their mum??

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

woman who have perfect pussy with small tidy tight labia on porn. massive boobs and tiny waist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mon & son, daddy and daughter, brother an sister. It seems porn sites are full of these titles. I find it very disturbing that sex with family members is pushed as a norm. "

This is so true...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thinking that anal sex is a super simple process, no prep, no time limits

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