FabSwingers.com forum: chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok girls what has been the worst opening message on fab i got one from a guy saying can i wank over your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born to fuck i was born to fuck you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and they wonder why we dont reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're going to ride my cock tonight

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

bugger thats 2 less lines i can use

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"bugger thats 2 less lines i can use

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bugger 3 now

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Come and suck me off...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some of these guys are to sexy for words so sad guys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can spare you an hour this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has to be 'Want to watch me poo?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'i'm gonna ride you' and my reply was . since i'm neither a horse nor a bicycle, no yer not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be 'Want to watch me poo?'

And you reply was?? lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mine has to be 'Want to watch me poo?'

And you reply was?? lol"

should have been open your mouth i will give you a close up !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be 'Want to watch me poo?'

And you reply was?? lol"

If I'd been in a sarcastic mood it would have been 'only if you eat it'

However it made me feel a tad ill so it was the good old fashioned block and delete response!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was 'fancy a shag'! Quality! Not quite as bad as 'want to watch me poo' though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was... "I'm in your area, do you fancy some fun"

musta been psychic as my location is not listed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant believe some blokes are actually saying this shit,gives us a bit of a bad name.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always send a polite hello how are you etc, etc but that does'nt always get me anywhere so wondered whether the " can i wank on your tits" approach worked lol

Obviously not....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well even when my partner chatted to him he still asked him can i still wank over her tits so blocked manners cost nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats taking the piss..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm driving thru Cumbria....can stop off and fuck you"

2200 square miles of countryside - my knickers were round my ankles and I was leant over the bed.....fecking long wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm driving thru Cumbria....can stop off and fuck you"

2200 square miles of countryside - my knickers were round my ankles and I was leant over the bed.....fecking long wait

Added to that the amount of time he spent messaging every woman in Cumbria in the vague hope of him getting a shag?!

All I can see is Maggie Gylenhall sat with her hands on the desk

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

""I'm driving thru Cumbria....can stop off and fuck you"

2200 square miles of countryside - my knickers were round my ankles and I was leant over the bed.....fecking long wait

Added to that the amount of time he spent messaging every woman in Cumbria in the vague hope of him getting a shag?!

All I can see is Maggie Gylenhall sat with her hands on the desk

She rang me for advice on how to play that scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want 7 inches of throbbing cock?"

Ummm NO! Now if it was 9 inches then maybe

I sometimes think that messages can be a the modern equivalent to the dirty phone call. And they didn't do it for me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has to be 'Want to watch me poo?'

Oh wow bet you felt so blessed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm gonna ruin you""!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had so many its hard to pick one but maybe. I in hotel . . . . Room. . . Dont keep me waiting bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simalar but a guy asked me to.do his housework naked for him LOL

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"""I'm gonna ruin you""!

I got that one too!!!

So he thinks it's eventually going to work!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had this one this morning "Hello would u do mmf if so iam game"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

more importantly than crap ones.

ladies which ones have worked ?

please pm me suggestions that might just work on a night out any that work will be rewarded

te he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one we had was I have been let down at the last min - fancy a shag now? pmsl

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

I bet your still gonna look georgous in the morning .....a little sore maybe ...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"cant believe some blokes are actually saying this shit,gives us a bit of a bad name.xx"
oh bugger and now your telling me its shit ive been making notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man who knew me, from being on another site, though we hadnt met.

said, he would let me swallow his cum.

oh, thanks very much.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just been clearing out my inbox and found this one...

"You are defo mine"

Oops, think he was defo wrong!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can offer you upto £90 a week for a BJ

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Just so many to choose from...

I'm in your area, come and give me a blow job

Wanna fuck?

Do you swallow?

Wanna watch me wank on cam?

Do you squirt?

Want some BBC?

I do try to answer all messages but it's not always easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"""I'm gonna ruin you""!

Was he the Greek chanceller of the exchequer??

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Just foubnd another which is quite funny...just says:

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi, you fancy a f*ck, if not would you mind lying down while I have one'

lol

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