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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked?" Have you ever done it? If so LUCKY guy  | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked?" I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) " Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell" There is no offence of being naked... | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked..." Go to Tescos starkers this afternoon Report back | |||
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" week before lockdown ,all I'm saying is it got messy ,in the heatwave " Well why give us a tit-bit of nothing..??? Fess up, tell us the story, meanie!  | |||
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eye contact was made and it was her ,she opened the door fully to the delight of just a towel wrapped around her slim body which covered the intimate parts ,after the normal how are you ,how's life treating you ,she said come in while I get dressed, in I went it was nice to see her I must admit bringing back memories on how great and intense our sex was together anywhere and everywhere ,she disappeared for a couple of mins after telling me to go in the kitchen with the food, she then walked in the kitchen tottaly naked and could smell the vanilla body spray on her ,still got the body with a smurk I said ,she walked towards me smiling ,I couldn't breath at this moment , we kissed ,quite passionate just like old times that was it game over ,both naked with her sitting on the side with me pleasuring her with my tongue which as I know drives her wild ,we spent the next hour having the erotic time in the kitchen ,after that we looked around ,the peri chicken was over the floor tea towel in the sink and the third delivery cold still in the just eat bag ,and 7 missed calls from the restaurant, we just burst out laughing ,just like old times ,
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked..." But there is for outraging public decency, but its your choice! In the real world you would be reported and possibly on the sex offenders list before you know it! Just saying! | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... But there is for outraging public decency, but its your choice! In the real world you would be reported and possibly on the sex offenders list before you know it! Just saying! " I don't think many guys would complain about a woman opening a door naked | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... But there is for outraging public decency, but its your choice! In the real world you would be reported and possibly on the sex offenders list before you know it! Just saying! " Im not disagreeing with you. But its not an offence to be naked in public or in your own home. | |||
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"Im not disagreeing with you. But its not an offence to be naked in public or in your own home." It becomes an offence if someone is offended by it though. | |||
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"She was an ex and moved ,so when I seen her name on the just eat receipt I wondered ,is that her ,,away I went had three deliveries and she was second in line ,pulled up outside her block of 4 flats ,didn't see her car that I thought she still had ,by now I ruled it all out it was her ,rang the door bell ,no answer ,rang it again and I heard a voice saying 1 minute So I waited then heard a chain being taken off on the other side of door, key unlock I thought bloody hell,, fort knocks ,, the door opened a little bit ,and a voice saying sorry I was in the shower , eye contact was made and it was her ,she opened the door fully to the delight of just a towel wrapped around her slim body which covered the intimate parts ,after the normal how are you ,how's life treating you ,she said come in while I get dressed, in I went it was nice to see her I must admit bringing back memories on how great and intense our sex was together anywhere and everywhere ,she disappeared for a couple of mins after telling me to go in the kitchen with the food, she then walked in the kitchen tottaly naked and could smell the vanilla body spray on her ,still got the body with a smurk I said ,she walked towards me smiling ,I couldn't breath at this moment , we kissed ,quite passionate just like old times that was it game over ,both naked with her sitting on the side with me pleasuring her with my tongue which as I know drives her wild ,we spent the next hour having the erotic time in the kitchen ,after that we looked around ,the peri chicken was over the floor tea towel in the sink and the third delivery cold still in the just eat bag ,and 7 missed calls from the restaurant, we just burst out laughing ,just like old times ,
And we still keep in touch "Great story... Ty 
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked..." There is an offence of indecent exposure isn't there? If it caused offence to the delivery person, it is no longer fun and can be a criminal act. | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... There is an offence of indecent exposure isn't there? If it caused offence to the delivery person, it is no longer fun and can be a criminal act." That is correct but i dont think indecent exposure relates to women..unless that has changed. It is still not an offence to be naked in public...or at home. | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... There is an offence of indecent exposure isn't there? If it caused offence to the delivery person, it is no longer fun and can be a criminal act. That is correct but i dont think indecent exposure relates to women..unless that has changed. It is still not an offence to be naked in public...or at home." Indecent exposure does relate women, and if the person you expose yourself to at your front door makes a formal complaint you can be prosecuted. It is not an offence to be naked, that is correct. But as soon as someone is offended by it then it becomes an offence. Front door, back garden, you will get a visit from the police. | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... There is an offence of indecent exposure isn't there? If it caused offence to the delivery person, it is no longer fun and can be a criminal act. That is correct but i dont think indecent exposure relates to women..unless that has changed. It is still not an offence to be naked in public...or at home. Indecent exposure does relate women, and if the person you expose yourself to at your front door makes a formal complaint you can be prosecuted. It is not an offence to be naked, that is correct. But as soon as someone is offended by it then it becomes an offence. Front door, back garden, you will get a visit from the police." I'd make sure I'd have have an outfit on for their arrival. I've got handcuffs too! | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell" Deservedly so. | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell Deservedly so. " . Agree totally! ! Great if they wanted it. Disgusting if they don't. | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... But there is for outraging public decency, but its your choice! In the real world you would be reported and possibly on the sex offenders list before you know it! Just saying! Im not disagreeing with you. But its not an offence to be naked in public or in your own home." I see what you've done here with the wording
You're right it's not an offence to be naked at home or in public, but the moment you involve any m_mber of the public who then takes offence it is then illegal and you are committing a sexual offence, does not matter if you're male or female, you would still be commiting a criminal act and punishable under law. | |||
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"Yes I kept my job I said car broke down and bad area for signal lol " I'd have been severely p****d off if I didnt get my delivery! | |||
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"Probably one of those kinks to be kept a fantasy " Maybe initially open the door and simply ask the person if they mind waiting while you get something on. They might just say don't bother, then bingo!! | |||
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"Honestly, some people on here blow my mind. Why would you think it's OK to show your naked body to a stranger that hasn't asked to see it? When I was 17 I used to deliver takeaways, if someone had answered the door to me naked I'd have contacted the police on the doorstep. And I would happily have gone to court. Would you be thrilled if your 17 year old daughter or son came home upset because some customer thought it was their right to expose their genitals to them? Not a day goes by when I fail to be disappointed by the representation of humanity in this place. Fucking grow up! "  | |||
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"Once had a guy flash myself and 2 work colleagues.. He jumped from behind a wall in a carpark opened his coat and started wanking we laughed so much we were crying and he soon went on his merry way lol"Did you report it?? | |||
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"Once had a guy flash myself and 2 work colleagues.. He jumped from behind a wall in a carpark opened his coat and started wanking we laughed so much we were crying and he soon went on his merry way lol
Did you report it??"Lol certainly not, we just laughed and went back to work | |||
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"I'm not in favour of involving people who haven't consented in your kinks." We are the same, I wouldn’t appreciate it if I was just delivering a pizza and John agrees, it’s their job, leave them in peace to get on with it. Lily | |||
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"Once had a guy flash myself and 2 work colleagues.. He jumped from behind a wall in a carpark opened his coat and started wanking we laughed so much we were crying and he soon went on his merry way lol
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"Yes I kept my job I said car broke down and bad area for signal lol I'd have been severely p****d off if I didnt get my delivery!" Wonder if the customers missing out, got another pizza and free garlic bread for the inconvenience! | |||
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"Would love to have Lucy do this, either naked or in her maid's outfit " Well maids outfit is pretty reasonable. I've seen teenage girls dressed in less for a night out in the Town centre! | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... There is an offence of indecent exposure isn't there? If it caused offence to the delivery person, it is no longer fun and can be a criminal act. That is correct but i dont think indecent exposure relates to women..unless that has changed. It is still not an offence to be naked in public...or at home. Indecent exposure does relate women, and if the person you expose yourself to at your front door makes a formal complaint you can be prosecuted. It is not an offence to be naked, that is correct. But as soon as someone is offended by it then it becomes an offence. Front door, back garden, you will get a visit from the police." This is interesting as I heard recently about the risk of being prosecuted for sunbathing naked in your own gardening people tale offence. Our garden backs onto fields which is private land and a few years ago I took down the fence and replaced with a single wooden beam so we get the sunsets. We never see anyone out there and like to sunbathe naked and sometimes fuck in the garden or in the field. During lockdown we noticed get the occasional walker, dog walker walk by probably not realising they are on private land as several footpaths are close by. If they saw us and were offended are we in the wrong ? Or as it’s private land maybe I should prosecute and put them on the sex offenders list for being a pervert ? | |||
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"Would love to have Lucy do this, either naked or in her maid's outfit Well maids outfit is pretty reasonable. I've seen teenage girls dressed in less for a night out in the Town centre! " That's a night out, not answering the door to some unsuspecting person. | |||
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"Would love to have Lucy do this, either naked or in her maid's outfit Well maids outfit is pretty reasonable. I've seen teenage girls dressed in less for a night out in the Town centre! That's a night out, not answering the door to some unsuspecting person. " I'm having a joke.... If its offensive report or pass me by! | |||
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"Anyone done this? Where you open the door to greet the delivery guy naked? I wouldn't bother trying this whilst lockdown on. They're already back behind the wheel before you've open the door. Your tits/dick could be greeting teenagers as they walk by.... Lol (depends where you live of course) Plus you'd be eating your 12 inch pepperoni deluxe from a police cell There is no offence of being naked... There is an offence of indecent exposure isn't there? If it caused offence to the delivery person, it is no longer fun and can be a criminal act. That is correct but i dont think indecent exposure relates to women..unless that has changed. It is still not an offence to be naked in public...or at home. Indecent exposure does relate women, and if the person you expose yourself to at your front door makes a formal complaint you can be prosecuted. It is not an offence to be naked, that is correct. But as soon as someone is offended by it then it becomes an offence. Front door, back garden, you will get a visit from the police. This is interesting as I heard recently about the risk of being prosecuted for sunbathing naked in your own gardening people tale offence. Our garden backs onto fields which is private land and a few years ago I took down the fence and replaced with a single wooden beam so we get the sunsets. We never see anyone out there and like to sunbathe naked and sometimes fuck in the garden or in the field. During lockdown we noticed get the occasional walker, dog walker walk by probably not realising they are on private land as several footpaths are close by. If they saw us and were offended are we in the wrong ? Or as it’s private land maybe I should prosecute and put them on the sex offenders list for being a pervert ?" That's a good question. Wonder if anyone in the legal system could answer  | |||
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"Probably one of those kinks to be kept a fantasy " Or NOT to be discussed on a swingers forum! | |||
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"Done it with the gf in hotels for room service, so far all have loved it "Hot | |||
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"A mate of mune to get a free pizza that we ordered.. When she let the guy in.. She said I don't have money but I'll give you a bj to trade. He said yes jokingly and pulles it out, shocked put the pizza down and get his trade off bj. This was in the apartment complex main door way. She's really cheap my mate and hates paying men for anything so will offer to trade. Any women done this " OoooO!! This is a whole new thread... Care to start it on another thread? I'll take a seat with snacks and read... | |||
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