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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Over the years on FAB the Mrs and I have had many encounters of varying success. Many great meets and lasting naughty friendships along the way too. But yes we've had our share of nightmares, for example...

No address given even an hour before the meet, then they went quiet after admitting meeting another couple and using us as backup.

Met a couple who's photos were clearly some 20-30 years old, they looked NOTHING like their photos yet expected us to play.

Being eaten alive by two dogs in a couples home, didn't get to play.

False address given by a fake couple with several profiles who had done the same to several others we knew.

Couple admit having children asleep upstairs after we arrived

Woman trying her first girl on girl with the Mrs who then lost all control and squirted in her mouth. She was not pleased !

Met a couple, the lady's first time. As play began she couldnt handle playing with others and had a complete meltdown. Took me around an hour to calm her down.

Guy who refused to answer his front door (lost the nerve).

Couples where the husband became insanely jealous and ended the meet, another ended their relationship, one ended the meet when the girls lost control and were all over each other.

A girl who wanted to continue seeing me behind her husband's back.

A sexy couple who's bed we broke. The frame collapsed and we all ended up in the middle with our legs in the air (not exactly a bad meet lol)

Your turn now .....

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By *teve0673Man
over a year ago

hornchurch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know..

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over


"My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know.."

That sounds like a good story what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think there is enough space here to describe our worst meets but one involved eating toenails and another barking like a dog

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By *ap d agde coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

We meet a couple in a bar she was lovely ,friendly ,chatty ,he just about said hello we stuck it out for 30 mins and he still said nothing you can’t win them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know..

That sounds like a good story what happened"

Oh lord.. Let's just say this fab newbie, 26yr old guy I met 3 yrs ago responded to my late night meet - I know, my fault. We met outside to have a walk and chat, he tells me last time he's had fun on a night out was a month before.. anyway when we got to mine later, he didn't know how & where to start, asked me when to put the condom on and didn't know which hole he was going into.. after 3min it was all over. Then he just laid on bed quietly, I tried to chat, I got one word answers.. so I had to tell him if he's not gonna speak, I'm just gonna throw him out eventually he got the hint and left. Then later he sent a message he had a great time and if I could verify him

I still think it's just a nightmare. Not a fab meet. I've learnt my lesson not to post late night meets.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

40 seconds. Ghosted. I even wrote a fab story on it as it shocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple that were actually fuck buddies. They took over our bed and pretty much forgot we were there. We gave it 10 minutes before hubby told them to get out.

Wont ever meet fuck buddies again.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I don’t think there is enough space here to describe our worst meets but one involved eating toenails and another barking like a dog"

PMSL !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a disgustingly unhygienic woman. Met in a hotel and there was this horrible smell of body odour, I gave her the benefit of the doubt (May have just been the room) but once she stripped and walked over to me it was insanely strong. Her breath smelt unbearable too. I said I needed to get condoms from the car and pegged it!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We meet a couple in a bar she was lovely ,friendly ,chatty ,he just about said hello we stuck it out for 30 mins and he still said nothing you can’t win them all"

Yes helps if you have at least a basic connection !. Never had a quiet one, I talk too much if anything lol

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know..

That sounds like a good story what happened

Oh lord.. Let's just say this fab newbie, 26yr old guy I met 3 yrs ago responded to my late night meet - I know, my fault. We met outside to have a walk and chat, he tells me last time he's had fun on a night out was a month before.. anyway when we got to mine later, he didn't know how & where to start, asked me when to put the condom on and didn't know which hole he was going into.. after 3min it was all over. Then he just laid on bed quietly, I tried to chat, I got one word answers.. so I had to tell him if he's not gonna speak, I'm just gonna throw him out eventually he got the hint and left. Then later he sent a message he had a great time and if I could verify him

I still think it's just a nightmare. Not a fab meet. I've learnt my lesson not to post late night meets."

Omg !, sorry to hear about that one. What a letdown.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"40 seconds. Ghosted. I even wrote a fab story on it as it shocked me "

Pray tell more Jasmine !

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

I met a couple, where it soon became clear the guy was only doing this because she had made him.

He proceded to drink almost a full bottle of vodka, then pass out in his own sick on their patio, I had to help her put him to bed.

She then told me he wasn't into swinging but was scared she'd cheat if he didn't go along and that we could now have much more fun without him there.

I left at that point, found it very uncomfortable and disrespectful to the poor chap.

Bet his head hurt the next day!

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

A James bond look a like by his profile pics bit of a shock when we met big daddy in real life he is on and off the site with the same pics lol

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We met a couple that were actually fuck buddies. They took over our bed and pretty much forgot we were there. We gave it 10 minutes before hubby told them to get out.

Wont ever meet fuck buddies again."

Yes we have sometimes felt like we were being used in a similar fashion..

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Mine was a disgustingly unhygienic woman. Met in a hotel and there was this horrible smell of body odour, I gave her the benefit of the doubt (May have just been the room) but once she stripped and walked over to me it was insanely strong. Her breath smelt unbearable too. I said I needed to get condoms from the car and pegged it! "

Omg not quite had an experience like that (swinging that is). Though there was one woman, can't even bring myself to write about that experience as it still makes me heave !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were new to the scene, a cpl tricked us into putting a bifem show which wasn't discussed earlier and telling them that I am straight.

Felt used and disgusted

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I met a couple, where it soon became clear the guy was only doing this because she had made him.

He proceded to drink almost a full bottle of vodka, then pass out in his own sick on their patio, I had to help her put him to bed.

She then told me he wasn't into swinging but was scared she'd cheat if he didn't go along and that we could now have much more fun without him there.

I left at that point, found it very uncomfortable and disrespectful to the poor chap.

Bet his head hurt the next day!"

Omg, yes we've met the odd couple where it seems clear the girl was being forced into swinging, we ended the meets of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jings! You've all been awfully unlucky

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"A James bond look a like by his profile pics bit of a shock when we met big daddy in real life he is on and off the site with the same pics lol "

Sickening when that happens. We all like to put up our best photos but you have to look something like them in the flesh or the meet will probably fail !

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"40 seconds. Ghosted. I even wrote a fab story on it as it shocked me

Pray tell more Jasmine !"

Read my fab story 'life full of ups and downs'... Obviously I had to change stuff in it to make it more fictional

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"A James bond look a like by his profile pics bit of a shock when we met big daddy in real life he is on and off the site with the same pics lol

Sickening when that happens. We all like to put up our best photos but you have to look something like them in the flesh or the meet will probably fail !"

I always try to cam chat them before I meet them. Hence why I rarely meet

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"When we were new to the scene, a cpl tricked us into putting a bifem show which wasn't discussed earlier and telling them that I am straight.

Felt used and disgusted"

That's really bad, so many false folk on here !. I usually manage to sus them out before meeting but others are so good at misleading you...

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

One of our first meets involved a couple who initially were brilliant, social meet, chatty, funny, very flirty and risqué, girls had a couple of cheeky touch up with each other. Decided on first meet fun, back to ours, couple more drinks and set about some fun. Girls set the play going and all is good.

I'm down giving his mrs some oral, she's clawing at the bed, mrs J is snogging her like a love struck teenager and THEN...... My back doors start getting nudged, "whoahhhhh" is all i can muster as 3 of us all get a glimpse of him going for bareback penetration on my arse!!! I'm on my feet, mrs j is open mouthed his mrs is sat gobsmacked and he's looking around like theres a problem he doesn't know about!!

Turns out he's very much more than "curious" and she doesn't even know about this.

Cue.... Nuclear explosion in our bedroom.

4 people never got dressed so fast and 2 of them were out of the door in full blown screaming argument over "betrayal and lies"

Years on we howl in hysterics over that but at the time..... not so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know..

That sounds like a good story what happened

Oh lord.. Let's just say this fab newbie, 26yr old guy I met 3 yrs ago responded to my late night meet - I know, my fault. We met outside to have a walk and chat, he tells me last time he's had fun on a night out was a month before.. anyway when we got to mine later, he didn't know how & where to start, asked me when to put the condom on and didn't know which hole he was going into.. after 3min it was all over. Then he just laid on bed quietly, I tried to chat, I got one word answers.. so I had to tell him if he's not gonna speak, I'm just gonna throw him out eventually he got the hint and left. Then later he sent a message he had a great time and if I could verify him

I still think it's just a nightmare. Not a fab meet. I've learnt my lesson not to post late night meets.

Omg !, sorry to hear about that one. What a letdown."

Hey it's not your fault some people lie on here

The clincher was he contacted me on fab a year later, saying he really had a great time with me and wanted to meet again! I told him what I thought about his idea..

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"40 seconds. Ghosted. I even wrote a fab story on it as it shocked me

Pray tell more Jasmine !

Read my fab story 'life full of ups and downs'... Obviously I had to change stuff in it to make it more fictional "

Will do m'lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had forgotten all about the lady with the horrendous body odour meet for a fffmm and she made the whole thing terrible by not having washed prior to the meet

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"One of our first meets involved a couple who initially were brilliant, social meet, chatty, funny, very flirty and risqué, girls had a couple of cheeky touch up with each other. Decided on first meet fun, back to ours, couple more drinks and set about some fun. Girls set the play going and all is good.

I'm down giving his mrs some oral, she's clawing at the bed, mrs J is snogging her like a love struck teenager and THEN...... My back doors start getting nudged, "whoahhhhh" is all i can muster as 3 of us all get a glimpse of him going for bareback penetration on my arse!!! I'm on my feet, mrs j is open mouthed his mrs is sat gobsmacked and he's looking around like theres a problem he doesn't know about!!

Turns out he's very much more than "curious" and she doesn't even know about this.

Cue.... Nuclear explosion in our bedroom.

4 people never got dressed so fast and 2 of them were out of the door in full blown screaming argument over "betrayal and lies"

Years on we howl in hysterics over that but at the time..... not so funny.

"

Lol that's a classic !!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Hey it's not your fault some people lie on here

The clincher was he contacted me on fab a year later, saying he really had a great time with me and wanted to meet again! I told him what I thought about his idea.."

Yes some lie, far too many in fact....I bet you did Jessica !

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"One of our first meets involved a couple who initially were brilliant, social meet, chatty, funny, very flirty and risqué, girls had a couple of cheeky touch up with each other. Decided on first meet fun, back to ours, couple more drinks and set about some fun. Girls set the play going and all is good.

I'm down giving his mrs some oral, she's clawing at the bed, mrs J is snogging her like a love struck teenager and THEN...... My back doors start getting nudged, "whoahhhhh" is all i can muster as 3 of us all get a glimpse of him going for bareback penetration on my arse!!! I'm on my feet, mrs j is open mouthed his mrs is sat gobsmacked and he's looking around like theres a problem he doesn't know about!!

Turns out he's very much more than "curious" and she doesn't even know about this.

Cue.... Nuclear explosion in our bedroom.

4 people never got dressed so fast and 2 of them were out of the door in full blown screaming argument over "betrayal and lies"

Years on we howl in hysterics over that but at the time..... not so funny.

Lol that's a classic !!"

Look back now its probably our "best" worst meet story.

Has people literally in tears laughing at it. Its a cracking ice breaker.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Had forgotten all about the lady with the horrendous body odour meet for a fffmm and she made the whole thing terrible by not having washed prior to the meet"

That's terrible, you wouldn't expect it from a lady either !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a lot of cats, barely said a word or made a move, and didn't know how to kiss without smashing her teeth against mine. Still my only meet where I've had to make my excuses and leave early, as there was no way I was summoning a boner in that scenario.

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By *eachrunner1Man
over a year ago

Farnham

"...Being eaten alive by two dogs in a couples home, didn't get to play..."

Similar experience. Arrived at the ladies house after several very promising conversations only to find the place was overrun with dogs and looked filthy from what I could see just from the door. I apologised but said I had changed my mind. Bad form I know, but I was genuinely worried what I might catch just from going in there.

One epic fail on my part. Early on, I met a lovely lady, went for lunch but I got a bit too stuck into the wine. Went back to mine and started getting it on. all going well and she undid my jeans, pulled out my already hard cock, started massaging it and I lost concentration totally and came all over her black jeans. She wasn't so bothered about the premature ejaculation (I was) but more that she had to go back home and her husband would be there... She left pretty quickly. I kicked myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had forgotten all about the lady with the horrendous body odour meet for a fffmm and she made the whole thing terrible by not having washed prior to the meet

That's terrible, you wouldn't expect it from a lady either !"

No you don’t we would never meet without having a shower it’s basic etiquette

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"She had a lot of cats, barely said a word or made a move, and didn't know how to kiss without smashing her teeth against mine. Still my only meet where I've had to make my excuses and leave early, as there was no way I was summoning a boner in that scenario."

Lol reminds me of a girl who's house was full of stuffed dead animals (heads on plaques etc). Felt like a thousand eyes were staring at me

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By *on_SealMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Few years back (when I was less

Clued up) fell for a blow and go "womens profile", drove to the postcode I was given, messaged them to say I was there, the reply was "would you let a guy suck you off? I replied yes just so I could see them face to face and ask why you would pretend to be woman ? Opened the door and the guy was on his knees waiting, I just laughed and said sorry not for me mate, turned round and left.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


""...Being eaten alive by two dogs in a couples home, didn't get to play..."

Similar experience. Arrived at the ladies house after several very promising conversations only to find the place was overrun with dogs and looked filthy from what I could see just from the door. I apologised but said I had changed my mind. Bad form I know, but I was genuinely worried what I might catch just from going in there.

One epic fail on my part. Early on, I met a lovely lady, went for lunch but I got a bit too stuck into the wine. Went back to mine and started getting it on. all going well and she undid my jeans, pulled out my already hard cock, started massaging it and I lost concentration totally and came all over her black jeans. She wasn't so bothered about the premature ejaculation (I was) but more that she had to go back home and her husband would be there... She left pretty quickly. I kicked myself.

"

Omg !, the couples house was very clean but the damn dogs wouldn't leave me alone. Before leaving the girls utterly lost control and were in each other's knickers in the kitchen. He lost it, took her into another room and she reappeared crying. The meet was quickly over.... Lesson learned re too much alcohol on a meet eh ?, guess you didn't know she had an unsuspecting husband either ?

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Had forgotten all about the lady with the horrendous body odour meet for a fffmm and she made the whole thing terrible by not having washed prior to the meet

That's terrible, you wouldn't expect it from a lady either !

No you don’t we would never meet without having a shower it’s basic etiquette "

Same here, shower, shave, teeth and mouthwash, after shave etc. Usually find the same at almost every meet thankfully

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Few years back (when I was less

Clued up) fell for a blow and go "womens profile", drove to the postcode I was given, messaged them to say I was there, the reply was "would you let a guy suck you off? I replied yes just so I could see them face to face and ask why you would pretend to be woman ? Opened the door and the guy was on his knees waiting, I just laughed and said sorry not for me mate, turned round and left. "

What a waster and utter fake !!

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By *eachrunner1Man
over a year ago

Farnham


""...Being eaten alive by two dogs in a couples home, didn't get to play..."

Similar experience. Arrived at the ladies house after several very promising conversations only to find the place was overrun with dogs and looked filthy from what I could see just from the door. I apologised but said I had changed my mind. Bad form I know, but I was genuinely worried what I might catch just from going in there.

One epic fail on my part. Early on, I met a lovely lady, went for lunch but I got a bit too stuck into the wine. Went back to mine and started getting it on. all going well and she undid my jeans, pulled out my already hard cock, started massaging it and I lost concentration totally and came all over her black jeans. She wasn't so bothered about the premature ejaculation (I was) but more that she had to go back home and her husband would be there... She left pretty quickly. I kicked myself.

Omg !, the couples house was very clean but the damn dogs wouldn't leave me alone. Before leaving the girls utterly lost control and were in each other's knickers in the kitchen. He lost it, took her into another room and she reappeared crying. The meet was quickly over.... Lesson learned re too much alcohol on a meet eh ?, guess you didn't know she had an unsuspecting husband either ?"

I rarely drink now for a meet other than a polite glass of wine if they are having one too. Sometimes it helps relax the mood but i'm just as happy with a coffee/tea.

Nope, I had no idea she was married and playing away...

You live and learn though right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She had a lot of cats, barely said a word or made a move, and didn't know how to kiss without smashing her teeth against mine. Still my only meet where I've had to make my excuses and leave early, as there was no way I was summoning a boner in that scenario.

Lol reminds me of a girl who's house was full of stuffed dead animals (heads on plaques etc). Felt like a thousand eyes were staring at me "

Wow that sounds grim!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I rarely drink now for a meet other than a polite glass of wine if they are having one too. Sometimes it helps relax the mood but i'm just as happy with a coffee/tea.

Nope, I had no idea she was married and playing away...

You live and learn though right? "

We hope we learn lol... Hmmm we met a couple once, she was gorgeous and lovely natured. He was absolutely pissed out of his head and wearing just dirty jeans and a vest, he could hardly stand. Queue the swift exit !

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Lol reminds me of a girl who's house was full of stuffed dead animals (heads on plaques etc). Felt like a thousand eyes were staring at me

Wow that sounds grim! "

Would have made a great set for a horror movie

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By *eachrunner1Man
over a year ago

Farnham


"I rarely drink now for a meet other than a polite glass of wine if they are having one too. Sometimes it helps relax the mood but i'm just as happy with a coffee/tea.

Nope, I had no idea she was married and playing away...

You live and learn though right?

We hope we learn lol... Hmmm we met a couple once, she was gorgeous and lovely natured. He was absolutely pissed out of his head and wearing just dirty jeans and a vest, he could hardly stand. Queue the swift exit !"

Not at an actual meet - just chatting on t'internet - I was once asked by a woman if I would let her poo on me. Total shock as she was gorgeous and I just wouldn't have had her down for that sort of thing. Perhaps she was just testing to see what I would do. If that had happened at a real meet I would have politely but firmly refused but hopefully carry on with whatever else we were doing and try to erase the thought from my mind!

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By *ritishAsianMan
over a year ago

Leeds

My only meet on my previous profile

Get contacted by a 38 year old lady. All went well and attended her flat which was clean and perfect. The meet was on to have a full session however she enticed me as she wanted me to record her giving oral on me so it can be sent to her husband. She sucked and sucked but could not make me cum and goes ‘i bet you had a wank before you come to see me’ at which point i said ‘it takes me time to cum’. In my head i thought if you was that good at sucking cock as you made out in messages, i would of exploded within 5-10min.

She carried on sucking for around 40min and we both parted ways. She messaged me a few times on whatsapp to arrange a full meet however this never materialised as she wants to meet at the drop of a hat. Come on, at least give someone a hr notice or so ....

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over


"My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know..

That sounds like a good story what happened

Oh lord.. Let's just say this fab newbie, 26yr old guy I met 3 yrs ago responded to my late night meet - I know, my fault. We met outside to have a walk and chat, he tells me last time he's had fun on a night out was a month before.. anyway when we got to mine later, he didn't know how & where to start, asked me when to put the condom on and didn't know which hole he was going into.. after 3min it was all over. Then he just laid on bed quietly, I tried to chat, I got one word answers.. so I had to tell him if he's not gonna speak, I'm just gonna throw him out eventually he got the hint and left. Then later he sent a message he had a great time and if I could verify him

I still think it's just a nightmare. Not a fab meet. I've learnt my lesson not to post late night meets."

thanks for sharing. Bless him

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Not at an actual meet - just chatting on t'internet - I was once asked by a woman if I would let her poo on me. Total shock as she was gorgeous and I just wouldn't have had her down for that sort of thing. Perhaps she was just testing to see what I would do. If that had happened at a real meet I would have politely but firmly refused but hopefully carry on with whatever else we were doing and try to erase the thought from my mind!"

Jesus, disgusting !!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"My only meet on my previous profile

Get contacted by a 38 year old lady. All went well and attended her flat which was clean and perfect. The meet was on to have a full session however she enticed me as she wanted me to record her giving oral on me so it can be sent to her husband. She sucked and sucked but could not make me cum and goes ‘i bet you had a wank before you come to see me’ at which point i said ‘it takes me time to cum’. In my head i thought if you was that good at sucking cock as you made out in messages, i would of exploded within 5-10min.

She carried on sucking for around 40min and we both parted ways. She messaged me a few times on whatsapp to arrange a full meet however this never materialised as she wants to meet at the drop of a hat. Come on, at least give someone a hr notice or so ...."

Could have been much worse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first one. Arrived at the pub, then people we were meeting went unlos. As we were leaving hubby was assaulted by a random piss head . Ended up with piss head bei g pinned to the floor till the police arrived. Got a lift home in a police van. Every cloud.....

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By *ritishAsianMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"My only meet on my previous profile

Get contacted by a 38 year old lady. All went well and attended her flat which was clean and perfect. The meet was on to have a full session however she enticed me as she wanted me to record her giving oral on me so it can be sent to her husband. She sucked and sucked but could not make me cum and goes ‘i bet you had a wank before you come to see me’ at which point i said ‘it takes me time to cum’. In my head i thought if you was that good at sucking cock as you made out in messages, i would of exploded within 5-10min.

She carried on sucking for around 40min and we both parted ways. She messaged me a few times on whatsapp to arrange a full meet however this never materialised as she wants to meet at the drop of a hat. Come on, at least give someone a hr notice or so ....

Could have been much worse !"

Yes and surely women know to use their lips whilst sucking cock instead of rubbing their teeth up and down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few disasters lol. One similar to one of the previous posters, about a guy who had no clue yet told me it was his best experience ever. Another- when my pussy took over my brain on the day... Yes, that happens to women, too . I was feeling very horny, so went against my rule of not inviting anyone over who I have just started chatting with. He was also younger than I normally go for. I think he took something for courage, as I got really bitter taste in my mouth from kissing him and then had some tummy trouble (after the meet). We proceeded to have sex, he made me cum once during the whole session - I cum easily, and one orgasm per session means something's very not right, even with the new person - and kept asking about having anal. When I refused anal for the 3rd time, he just got up and got dressed. Still had a cheek to ask if I had anyone for me and him to have a threesome with! Needless to say, it was our first and last meet.

The 'not looking anything like the pictures' is a classic on here, had my share. Also, had my share of 'very bi/bi-curious' women who would only just lie there during the meet, allowing me to pleasure them for the excitement of their partner, but would not reciprocate. That's why I only meet couples in clubs now.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Our first one. Arrived at the pub, then people we were meeting went unlos. As we were leaving hubby was assaulted by a random piss head . Ended up with piss head bei g pinned to the floor till the police arrived. Got a lift home in a police van. Every cloud..... "

Lol looking for the silver lining there though ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was a disgustingly unhygienic woman. Met in a hotel and there was this horrible smell of body odour, I gave her the benefit of the doubt (May have just been the room) but once she stripped and walked over to me it was insanely strong. Her breath smelt unbearable too. I said I needed to get condoms from the car and pegged it! "

Yes. Sorry about that. Just wanted you to know I now clean my teeth and use Femfresh on my fanny.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Yes and surely women know to use their lips whilst sucking cock instead of rubbing their teeth up and down "

Been there too, could be another post lol

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh


"A James bond look a like by his profile pics bit of a shock when we met big daddy in real life he is on and off the site with the same pics lol

Sickening when that happens. We all like to put up our best photos but you have to look something like them in the flesh or the meet will probably fail !"

I laugh about the wife cares to forget about it lol

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Had a few disasters lol. One similar to one of the previous posters, about a guy who had no clue yet told me it was his best experience ever. Another- when my pussy took over my brain on the day... Yes, that happens to women, too . I was feeling very horny, so went against my rule of not inviting anyone over who I have just started chatting with. He was also younger than I normally go for. I think he took something for courage, as I got really bitter taste in my mouth from kissing him and then had some tummy trouble (after the meet). We proceeded to have sex, he made me cum once during the whole session - I cum easily, and one orgasm per session means something's very not right, even with the new person - and kept asking about having anal. When I refused anal for the 3rd time, he just got up and got dressed. Still had a cheek to ask if I had anyone for me and him to have a threesome with! Needless to say, it was our first and last meet.

The 'not looking anything like the pictures' is a classic on here, had my share. Also, had my share of 'very bi/bi-curious' women who would only just lie there during the meet, allowing me to pleasure them for the excitement of their partner, but would not reciprocate. That's why I only meet couples in clubs now. "

Yes we had a couple where the woman was apparently bi, just the same, all one way and did nothing herself. Think she was being pushed into swinging.... Hard to imagine not making you cum multiple times MrsD, I'm one of those fools who always gives his partner lots and lots of attention, even if getting little to nothing in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet who was 5 times the size of her profile pic we went for food and she ate for 5 people at my cost then said she was hoping to get pregnant and wanted me to get the hotel then she could invite more men over

Fuck my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst meet I try to forget. He was a virgin. I didn't know..

That sounds like a good story what happened

Oh lord.. Let's just say this fab newbie, 26yr old guy I met 3 yrs ago responded to my late night meet - I know, my fault. We met outside to have a walk and chat, he tells me last time he's had fun on a night out was a month before.. anyway when we got to mine later, he didn't know how & where to start, asked me when to put the condom on and didn't know which hole he was going into.. after 3min it was all over. Then he just laid on bed quietly, I tried to chat, I got one word answers.. so I had to tell him if he's not gonna speak, I'm just gonna throw him out eventually he got the hint and left. Then later he sent a message he had a great time and if I could verify him

I still think it's just a nightmare. Not a fab meet. I've learnt my lesson not to post late night meets.

thanks for sharing. Bless him"

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair not personally...guess I've been good at sussing the fakers early (a few of those).

A very good lady "friend" of mine had similar to another posters "late night meet" experience with inexperienced young guy.

The guy....who has henceforth been referred to as 'Pandaman' turned up at hers as arranged with a bottle and flowers. Loz had done a few snacks. Nibbles, drinks...bit of chat (so far so good). Headed to bedroom. She had to take her own clothes off....he got as far as unzipping his fly....shot his load in his boxers and legged it! Poor guy got over excited. Hence Pandaman....Eats, shoots and leaves.

I know this because? 2 mins later I get a call "are you in?" (I lived within 200 yards) "Yes, why?" I asked...."shut up and get to your bedroom" was the reply (she had key to my flat)....ended up a very hot...and very wet night. Never known her to gush so much before or since....guy missed out! Left the site that night

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

where to start.

Full blow riot at a party between two couples with M and F from each couple admitting to having an afair, we escape prior to the police arriving.

At a single guys house with next door banging on the his door complaining about noise and shouting he was a pervert.

Couple were the husband got pissed and jealous, time to leave X 2

counseling session after to much to drink from a female half of the couple while he husband went to bed.

A guy pulling off his condom or insisting not to wear one X 2.

full blow domestic between a couple, due to the husband not paying any attention. to his wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a spontaneous meet one night at a hotel in burton with a local guy

When he turned up he was wearing a pair of joggers and a baseball cap so I looked at liz and said it's not happening

So I told him it's not happening fella

Well he picked up my drink a thrown it at the wall

Well I jumped up and grab him by the throat and slammed his head against the wall and chucked him out our room

Whilst walking down the corridor shouting insulting remarks about us and saying hes fetching his mates and coming back for me

So now we dont do spontaneous meets and will only meet at a club until we get to know somebody

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I had a meet who was 5 times the size of her profile pic we went for food and she ate for 5 people at my cost then said she was hoping to get pregnant and wanted me to get the hotel then she could invite more men over

Fuck my life "

Run !, we did in a similar situ. We saw them before they saw us, utterly misleading profile !!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"To be fair not personally...guess I've been good at sussing the fakers early (a few of those).

A very good lady "friend" of mine had similar to another posters "late night meet" experience with inexperienced young guy.

The guy....who has henceforth been referred to as 'Pandaman' turned up at hers as arranged with a bottle and flowers. Loz had done a few snacks. Nibbles, drinks...bit of chat (so far so good). Headed to bedroom. She had to take her own clothes off....he got as far as unzipping his fly....shot his load in his boxers and legged it! Poor guy got over excited. Hence Pandaman....Eats, shoots and leaves.

I know this because? 2 mins later I get a call "are you in?" (I lived within 200 yards) "Yes, why?" I asked...."shut up and get to your bedroom" was the reply (she had key to my flat)....ended up a very hot...and very wet night. Never known her to gush so much before or since....guy missed out! Left the site that night"

Lol..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"We had a spontaneous meet one night at a hotel in burton with a local guy

When he turned up he was wearing a pair of joggers and a baseball cap so I looked at liz and said it's not happening

So I told him it's not happening fella

Well he picked up my drink a thrown it at the wall

Well I jumped up and grab him by the throat and slammed his head against the wall and chucked him out our room

Whilst walking down the corridor shouting insulting remarks about us and saying hes fetching his mates and coming back for me

So now we dont do spontaneous meets and will only meet at a club until we get to know somebody "

Would it not have been sensible to meet this random guy in the bar first?

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"where to start.

Full blow riot at a party between two couples with M and F from each couple admitting to having an afair, we escape prior to the police arriving.

At a single guys house with next door banging on the his door complaining about noise and shouting he was a pervert.

Couple were the husband got pissed and jealous, time to leave X 2

counseling session after to much to drink from a female half of the couple while he husband went to bed.

A guy pulling off his condom or insisting not to wear one X 2.

full blow domestic between a couple, due to the husband not paying any attention. to his wife. "

Good list you have there. Reminds me of other meets. One guy set about my Mrs after giving her a naked massage. Then an embarrassing argument let rip between the couple in their kitchen (earshot). Turned out he promised to fuck his Mrs before mine , meet was soon over.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We've had a couple of bad meets. One that really stays with us was a couple from another site some years ago. Most of what happened isn't allowed to be discussed on the forums but the bits that can involve a pendulum, him whispering in my ear that he was going to get the police on me (still 7 years later not sure why), us staying awake all night while they snored their heads off. It resulted in quite a few changes to the way we play now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who totally sent fake pics and when I got there it was a completely different person...

Also another one, was a hook up, he lasted literally 5 mins...

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

I've never had a bad meet ,upfront, honesty,

Slow long foreplay

Hot steamy sessions

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We had a spontaneous meet one night at a hotel in burton with a local guy

When he turned up he was wearing a pair of joggers and a baseball cap so I looked at liz and said it's not happening

So I told him it's not happening fella

Well he picked up my drink a thrown it at the wall

Well I jumped up and grab him by the throat and slammed his head against the wall and chucked him out our room

Whilst walking down the corridor shouting insulting remarks about us and saying hes fetching his mates and coming back for me

So now we dont do spontaneous meets and will only meet at a club until we get to know somebody "

That could have turned out nasty ! , he is threat was probably hollow as with most bullys.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We've had a couple of bad meets. One that really stays with us was a couple from another site some years ago. Most of what happened isn't allowed to be discussed on the forums but the bits that can involve a pendulum, him whispering in my ear that he was going to get the police on me (still 7 years later not sure why), us staying awake all night while they snored their heads off. It resulted in quite a few changes to the way we play now"

A weird tale you have there !?, pendulum like personality changes ?

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Someone who totally sent fake pics and when I got there it was a completely different person...

Also another one, was a hook up, he lasted literally 5 mins... "

There's a lot like that I'm afraid

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I've never had a bad meet ,upfront, honesty,

Slow long foreplay

Hot steamy sessions "

Early days yet but I hope your luck continues sir..

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street


"I've never had a bad meet ,upfront, honesty,

Slow long foreplay

Hot steamy sessions

Early days yet but I hope your luck continues sir.."

Even when on here before as tingles

Never had a bad 1

Feel for those who does tho

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

At a hotel with my fwb.

A guy had been messaging her for a bit was full of of all the filthy details from his previous meets. She had a social with him (I trust her judgement) and we invited him to join us for a bit.

He arrived late, still in work clothes. He had "forgotten" to bring condoms but unfortunately for him, we had spares. He lasted about 6 strokes and came. His condom had virtually nothing in it. He then went into spasms with a bad back and had to leave. However, it seemed to have miraculously cleared up by the time he got downstairs as we saw him.running across the car park to his van.

We just looked at each other and burst out laughing!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"At a hotel with my fwb.

A guy had been messaging her for a bit was full of of all the filthy details from his previous meets. She had a social with him (I trust her judgement) and we invited him to join us for a bit.

He arrived late, still in work clothes. He had "forgotten" to bring condoms but unfortunately for him, we had spares. He lasted about 6 strokes and came. His condom had virtually nothing in it. He then went into spasms with a bad back and had to leave. However, it seemed to have miraculously cleared up by the time he got downstairs as we saw him.running across the car park to his van.

We just looked at each other and burst out laughing!"

Lol, ran home to his Mrs...lined up another meet with him then ?

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"At a hotel with my fwb.

A guy had been messaging her for a bit was full of of all the filthy details from his previous meets. She had a social with him (I trust her judgement) and we invited him to join us for a bit.

He arrived late, still in work clothes. He had "forgotten" to bring condoms but unfortunately for him, we had spares. He lasted about 6 strokes and came. His condom had virtually nothing in it. He then went into spasms with a bad back and had to leave. However, it seemed to have miraculously cleared up by the time he got downstairs as we saw him.running across the car park to his van.

We just looked at each other and burst out laughing!

Lol, ran home to his Mrs...lined up another meet with him then ? "

He tried but got told no.

And why...

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

I'm just glad I haven't fearured in any of these tales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a spontaneous meet one night at a hotel in burton with a local guy

When he turned up he was wearing a pair of joggers and a baseball cap so I looked at liz and said it's not happening

So I told him it's not happening fella

Well he picked up my drink a thrown it at the wall

Well I jumped up and grab him by the throat and slammed his head against the wall and chucked him out our room

Whilst walking down the corridor shouting insulting remarks about us and saying hes fetching his mates and coming back for me

So now we dont do spontaneous meets and will only meet at a club until we get to know somebody

Would it not have been sensible to meet this random guy in the bar first? "

Yes in hindsight fella but hey hey we learned the hard way lol hence why we only meet at clubs until we know them

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"We had a spontaneous meet one night at a hotel in burton with a local guy

When he turned up he was wearing a pair of joggers and a baseball cap so I looked at liz and said it's not happening

So I told him it's not happening fella

Well he picked up my drink a thrown it at the wall

Well I jumped up and grab him by the throat and slammed his head against the wall and chucked him out our room

Whilst walking down the corridor shouting insulting remarks about us and saying hes fetching his mates and coming back for me

So now we dont do spontaneous meets and will only meet at a club until we get to know somebody

Would it not have been sensible to meet this random guy in the bar first?

Yes in hindsight fella but hey hey we learned the hard way lol hence why we only meet at clubs until we know them "

Live & learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my old profile a few years ago, I realised after this meet I should trust my gut feeling. Talked to that guy and he was nice and good looking not something wasn't quite right. Thought maybe I was too fussy so gave him a chance. We met outside a supermarket to get some alcohol. He was walking really fast and kept going on about how crowded it was (it was actually quiet)... went to his, via a quite dodgy area where I thought thigs could end very badly here... luckily, it was fine. Arrived at his and he couldn't sit still. I realised later he had taken stuff and also had been drinking a lot. Not a good mix. We were talking and he tells me his life story, including jail and the kids he doesn't see anymore. He then starts crying. I tried to gave him the benefit of the doubt. Tried to cheer him up. We were kissing and then things moved fast. He tried to fuck me bare, so I said no and he kept insisting, saying that we would make cute babies. I left.

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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"One of our first meets involved a couple who initially were brilliant, social meet, chatty, funny, very flirty and risqué, girls had a couple of cheeky touch up with each other. Decided on first meet fun, back to ours, couple more drinks and set about some fun. Girls set the play going and all is good.

I'm down giving his mrs some oral, she's clawing at the bed, mrs J is snogging her like a love struck teenager and THEN...... My back doors start

getting nudged, "whoahhhhh" is all i can muster as 3 of us all get a glimpse of him going for bareback penetration on my arse!!! I'm on my feet, mrs j is open mouthed his mrs is sat gobsmacked and he's looking around like theres a problem he doesn't know about!!

Turns out he's very much more than "curious" and she doesn't even know about this.

Cue.... Nuclear explosion in our bedroom.

4 people never got dressed so fast and 2 of them were out of the door in full blown screaming argument over "betrayal and lies"

Years on we howl in hysterics over that but at the time..... not so funny.

Lol that's a classic !!

Look back now its probably our "best" worst meet story.

Has people literally in tears laughing at it. Its a cracking ice breaker. "

Love that story...

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"On my old profile a few years ago, I realised after this meet I should trust my gut feeling. Talked to that guy and he was nice and good looking not something wasn't quite right. Thought maybe I was too fussy so gave him a chance. We met outside a supermarket to get some alcohol. He was walking really fast and kept going on about how crowded it was (it was actually quiet)... went to his, via a quite dodgy area where I thought thigs could end very badly here... luckily, it was fine. Arrived at his and he couldn't sit still. I realised later he had taken stuff and also had been drinking a lot. Not a good mix. We were talking and he tells me his life story, including jail and the kids he doesn't see anymore. He then starts crying. I tried to gave him the benefit of the doubt. Tried to cheer him up. We were kissing and then things moved fast. He tried to fuck me bare, so I said no and he kept insisting, saying that we would make cute babies. I left."

Omg good job you got out of there!... Lesson learnt I hope young lady !

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Wasn’t a meet as such we where at a house party. 6 of us moved off to the downstairs bedroom and all sort of got stuck in. One of the ladies was quite d*unk and ended up shitting herself on the bed. Luckily we was nowhere near it

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Wasn’t a meet as such we where at a house party. 6 of us moved off to the downstairs bedroom and all sort of got stuck in. One of the ladies was quite d*unk and ended up shitting herself on the bed. Luckily we was nowhere near it "

Omg witnessed something like that in a club once, the awful stench was in the corridor too. Everyone was gagging as they passed

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

On a couples meet with a friend. We had a 4 way chat by phone first to verify we were all happy. We went to the other couple's place, went in and chatted for a short while over drinks. The guy did most of the talking. After a while, there was a suggestion that things could move onto the garden spa. We all stripped off and jumped in.

Soon, the other guy started playing with his woman and my friend started playing with me.

We all seemed to be having fun.

We then progressed indoors and started playing again but without swapping.

Then the other woman cam and laid next to me and started to touch, while I was being pleasured by my friend as well. I began to share my attentions between the two ladies and all was going well. The other guy was sitting on an armchair watching and wanking with a smile on his face. My friend suggested that I fuck the other lady and I obliged. We both got very hot an sweaty and she started really kissing me passionately.

All seemed to be going well. Everybody seemed happy and it looked like a great start to a long afternoon of fun.

My friend then went over to the guy and began to suck him. At this point it all kicked off. The other woman started screaming blue murder as she didn't want him to have fun with her. She screamed at him and then screamed at us to get out.

It felt very unpleasant to say the least.

We quickly gathered our clothes and left. We saw that his profile on another site switched to a single guy shortly after and we saw him once again at Bristol Gardens when he confirmed that they had split.

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

Some howlers on here

Recent times

Arranged last minute meet - stayed in touch all the way there ... even told us where to park

Between us walking to front door - apparently fell asleep - bottled it - message week after van we try again - errr no

Drove long way to a house party

Hosts barely spoke to us - think they thought we bit posh .. another couple arrived started chatting - she had about 4 teeth and attitude!

Invited to join the action in front room - declined and left ..

Met a couple for social. Next week went to play at theirs - dear god the most unresponsive woman we ever met ! Like playing with a coma patient

One this year in a club - couple ask us to jacuzzi - be than suggests a room - point out now his missus not even said hello

He got really arsey about it

I reckon 40% Meets are crap now

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"At a hotel with my fwb.

A guy had been messaging her for a bit was full of of all the filthy details from his previous meets. She had a social with him (I trust her judgement) and we invited him to join us for a bit.

He arrived late, still in work clothes. He had "forgotten" to bring condoms but unfortunately for him, we had spares. He lasted about 6 strokes and came. His condom had virtually nothing in it. He then went into spasms with a bad back and had to leave. However, it seemed to have miraculously cleared up by the time he got downstairs as we saw him.running across the car park to his van.

We just looked at each other and burst out laughing!"

This made me giggle

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal


"We meet a couple in a bar she was lovely ,friendly ,chatty ,he just about said hello we stuck it out for 30 mins and he still said nothing you can’t win them all"

Haha, we had the same, many years ago. She was lovely and he spent most of the night, practically asleep!!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"On a couples meet with a friend. We had a 4 way chat by phone first to verify we were all happy. We went to the other couple's place, went in and chatted for a short while over drinks. The guy did most of the talking. After a while, there was a suggestion that things could move onto the garden spa. We all stripped off and jumped in.

Soon, the other guy started playing with his woman and my friend started playing with me.

We all seemed to be having fun.

We then progressed indoors and started playing again but without swapping.

Then the other woman cam and laid next to me and started to touch, while I was being pleasured by my friend as well. I began to share my attentions between the two ladies and all was going well. The other guy was sitting on an armchair watching and wanking with a smile on his face. My friend suggested that I fuck the other lady and I obliged. We both got very hot an sweaty and she started really kissing me passionately.

All seemed to be going well. Everybody seemed happy and it looked like a great start to a long afternoon of fun.

My friend then went over to the guy and began to suck him. At this point it all kicked off. The other woman started screaming blue murder as she didn't want him to have fun with her. She screamed at him and then screamed at us to get out.

It felt very unpleasant to say the least.

We quickly gathered our clothes and left. We saw that his profile on another site switched to a single guy shortly after and we saw him once again at Bristol Gardens when he confirmed that they had split."

Yeah been there a couple of times, the ugly head of jealousy and insecurity (and poor communication, not sharing boundary rules)

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Some howlers on here

Recent times

Arranged last minute meet - stayed in touch all the way there ... even told us where to park

Between us walking to front door - apparently fell asleep - bottled it - message week after van we try again - errr no

Drove long way to a house party

Hosts barely spoke to us - think they thought we bit posh .. another couple arrived started chatting - she had about 4 teeth and attitude!

Invited to join the action in front room - declined and left ..

Met a couple for social. Next week went to play at theirs - dear god the most unresponsive woman we ever met ! Like playing with a coma patient

One this year in a club - couple ask us to jacuzzi - be than suggests a room - point out now his missus not even said hello

He got really arsey about it

I reckon 40% Meets are crap now "

Rings so many bells !. One woman just couldn't orgasm (admitted it was a problem she had), another squirted for the first time in her life to both her and her partners amazement, another orgasmed within 6 seconds if you just sucked her breasts but felt nothing from oral or penetration !. Yes one half of a couple effectively dead. And hosts, claimed interest in meeting us both but became apparent we were being used to increase numbers at their first bi party (and later their new club).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always have a social before a play meet is arranged thankfully.

One such social stands out a mile to us, we'd done the exchange of face pics exc and arranged a place and time, the bar that they had chosen was an absolute dump but we thought it'll do then they turned up and both we're about 10-15 years older than the pics we'd seen.

We thought at least we'll have a couple of drinks and a chat and politely say we had something on and do a runner, to say we had absolutely nothing in common was an understatement, so it was one drink and gone.

Thank god for socials first.

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Not as bad as some, but a bit odd.

Early on in the scene, I (female) invited a single man back the following day for a one to one meet, after a successful threesome with Mr Bicpl the night before. It wasn’t until we were about to move on from foreplay that he told me he hadn’t brought any condoms with him because, ‘everywhere he went they only sold large packs’. Then shouted at me asking why the unused condom he had left behind had been disposed of.

Met a FWB couple for a social in the hotel bar. Whilst Mr Bicpl and the lady went to get drinks, I asked about safe sex (it was only a couple of hours before the meet that I noticed that they hadn’t listed it as an ‘interest’ ). I was then lectured with: ‘What’s the point with fingers going everywhere’. His face was a picture when I told him that I wasn’t on any contraception (I didn’t tell him that I was infertile! ). I kept calm and continued with the social, only telling Mr later. The guy kept on staring at me for the rest of the meet. I felt we escaped there, as I got the feeling he was a control freak, not to mention cheating on his wife...

Then there was the time when our first profile got hacked. We were travelling down to London for a couple of nights on business. We had put up a meet and messaged a couple of profiles, but hadn’t got any satisfactory replies. As we were driving down, a very good friend of ours who is also on here, messaged us saying that details of where we were staying (the postcode and hotel name) was on our status and a few message exchanges with different people. Our friend knew we wouldn’t expose ourselves like that, so he got in touch. We got him to immediately delete our profile. We never found out how it happened, but surmised one of our phones must have got hacked, as we never revealed the information where we were exactly staying online.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying a threesome with a tgirl and another bloke at tgirl’s flat. Other bloke wasn’t interested in our host and wanted to just play with me.

He left early after I made it clear we were both entertaining our host...he had a proper huff.

I spent the night with my new best friend....... not necessarily a bad meet for us two. We were regulars for a couple of years!

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By *ounty durham bbw coupleCouple
over a year ago

darlington

Wife got kicked in face of a jealous wife during their first couple meet they had only had mmf previously and z guy who was at least 15 years older

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Not as bad as some, but a bit odd.

Early on in the scene, I (female) invited a single man back the following day for a one to one meet, after a successful threesome with Mr Bicpl the night before. It wasn’t until we were about to move on from foreplay that he told me he hadn’t brought any condoms with him because, ‘everywhere he went they only sold large packs’. Then shouted at me asking why the unused condom he had left behind had been disposed of.

Met a FWB couple for a social in the hotel bar. Whilst Mr Bicpl and the lady went to get drinks, I asked about safe sex (it was only a couple of hours before the meet that I noticed that they hadn’t listed it as an ‘interest’ ). I was then lectured with: ‘What’s the point with fingers going everywhere’. His face was a picture when I told him that I wasn’t on any contraception (I didn’t tell him that I was infertile! ). I kept calm and continued with the social, only telling Mr later. The guy kept on staring at me for the rest of the meet. I felt we escaped there, as I got the feeling he was a control freak, not to mention cheating on his wife...

Then there was the time when our first profile got hacked. We were travelling down to London for a couple of nights on business. We had put up a meet and messaged a couple of profiles, but hadn’t got any satisfactory replies. As we were driving down, a very good friend of ours who is also on here, messaged us saying that details of where we were staying (the postcode and hotel name) was on our status and a few message exchanges with different people. Our friend knew we wouldn’t expose ourselves like that, so he got in touch. We got him to immediately delete our profile. We never found out how it happened, but surmised one of our phones must have got hacked, as we never revealed the information where we were exactly staying online.

J"

Hmmm different !, the nightmare list is growing

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Trying a threesome with a tgirl and another bloke at tgirl’s flat. Other bloke wasn’t interested in our host and wanted to just play with me.

He left early after I made it clear we were both entertaining our host...he had a proper huff.

I spent the night with my new best friend....... not necessarily a bad meet for us two. We were regulars for a couple of years! "

A bad meet turned good !. Extra points awarded for that one

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

It was being a woman for an off the cuff meet - I picked her up in my car, and as we were having chit chat, she was telling me about how she'd fallen out with a group of her friends, and had felt the need to go round to their house and attack them with a hammer. She then said she was feeling a lot more balanced now she had come off her meds. Cue very nervous laughter from me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying a threesome with a tgirl and another bloke at tgirl’s flat. Other bloke wasn’t interested in our host and wanted to just play with me.

He left early after I made it clear we were both entertaining our host...he had a proper huff.

I spent the night with my new best friend....... not necessarily a bad meet for us two. We were regulars for a couple of years!

A bad meet turned good !. Extra points awarded for that one "

It sure was

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Wife got kicked in face of a jealous wife during their first couple meet they had only had mmf previously and z guy who was at least 15 years older "

No !, first physical assault to be posted. Extra points

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"It was being a woman for an off the cuff meet - I picked her up in my car, and as we were having chit chat, she was telling me about how she'd fallen out with a group of her friends, and had felt the need to go round to their house and attack them with a hammer. She then said she was feeling a lot more balanced now she had come off her meds. Cue very nervous laughter from me.... "

Sounds like a close escape !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted. "

what a shit thing to do to anyone!

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish


"It was being a woman for an off the cuff meet - I picked her up in my car, and as we were having chit chat, she was telling me about how she'd fallen out with a group of her friends, and had felt the need to go round to their house and attack them with a hammer. She then said she was feeling a lot more balanced now she had come off her meds. Cue very nervous laughter from me.... "

Sounds like an old joke....when I got to hers she closed tje door and said "You are very trusting. How do you know that I am not a psychopathic murderer?" And I replied "The chances of two being in the same place at the same time are miniscule".

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted. "

Omg that's really, really bad !!. Hope you discovered it and reported him.

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By *aughty treatsMan
over a year ago

tamworth

Some very funny and interesting stories on here....great thread ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted.

Omg that's really, really bad !!. Hope you discovered it and reported him."

I didn't report it because it would have come down to my word against his. I know the condom was removed on purpose, but he claimed it 'fell off' and he didn't notice. How do you prove something like that?

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Wow can't believe some stories, it's crazy stay safe guys and happy fabbing

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted.

Omg that's really, really bad !!. Hope you discovered it and reported him.

I didn't report it because it would have come down to my word against his. I know the condom was removed on purpose, but he claimed it 'fell off' and he didn't notice. How do you prove something like that?"

Yeah that's the problem, be careful darlin !!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted.

Omg that's really, really bad !!. Hope you discovered it and reported him.

I didn't report it because it would have come down to my word against his. I know the condom was removed on purpose, but he claimed it 'fell off' and he didn't notice. How do you prove something like that?"

Would it stand up in court?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I posted this before, but he intentionally removed the condom while I was distracted.

Omg that's really, really bad !!. Hope you discovered it and reported him.

I didn't report it because it would have come down to my word against his. I know the condom was removed on purpose, but he claimed it 'fell off' and he didn't notice. How do you prove something like that?

Would it stand up in court? "

Not a chance. It wouldn't have even got to court.

As pissed off as I was about it, I also understand that you can't convict someone just because someone says they did something. There has to be proof that they committed a crime, and there was no proof. Even the couple of people I told about it were quite judgey towards me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got invited round to a couples house very late. Their pics were very old, I chatted to be polite and he was so d*unk he sh*t himself on the sofa while we were chatting. I left quickly. I wish I was making this up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a few nightmares over the years

Met a bloke online chatted for ages and went to he’s one day just to meet , made this clear before I went , he locked the door and started acting strange wanting to lick my tattoos etc , I said I wanted to go and can he open the door , he kept saying let me suck your cock and I will open the door , I told him to fuck of , he scared the shit out of me , I threatened to put a side table threw he’s window if he didn’t open the door , he did , I ran home so fast

Another time had a bloke shit in my bed , full on curled one out ,

Another , been chatting to a bloke who was a lot younger than me , he kept saying he wanted to meet, I gave in and went to hes house ( he lived at home with parents ) got there and he wanted me to wear he’s dads clothes and fuck him in there bed ? I left straight away

The worse one , sister site to this , been chatting for months and he gave me he’s address and said come over , he said he only uses the back door ( no pun ) so to just walk through the garden and open the door into the kitchen, I drive there open the back gate and walk into the back door , to be greeted by an old couple sat there screaming at me , ran back to my car and looked in , he sent me a message say ha you twat ?? I think he lived in the flats facing the house and like sending men into peoples houses

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Got invited round to a couples house very late. Their pics were very old, I chatted to be polite and he was so d*unk he sh*t himself on the sofa while we were chatting. I left quickly. I wish I was making this up. "

Damn that's disgusting !

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By *oulja_01000Man
over a year ago

North East

Meet was going as perfect as a meet could go.... We had a few drinks out, indulging in each other's flirtatious company so we decided to continue to the party on back at hers.

Everything was going well, we hard started our fun on the sofa when I kid you not her dog came sprinted around the corner and started dry humping my leg whilst she was on top of me! Eventually got the dog off me, we naturally laughed it off (I mean it was pretty hilarious)

We sprung back into action and I swear this dog was starring directly into my soul from the opposite of the room (It was so distracting and off putting)

Anyway 2 minutes later this poor pooch falls on its side and starts having some intense seizure (Appartently it has a condition so it happens quite regularly)... So there we were fucking on the sofa and I had to stop her to be like, ummm I think we need to help your dog!

A result of this seizure, the poor dog gets sick; vomits and shits everywhere... I felt so bad I didn't know what to do!...

About an hour later the dog seems to have recovered whilst in the arms of his lady owner... All whilst I've been walking around the house naked and kitchen towel in helping to clean the vomit and shit that was everywhere - I mean the only gentlemanly thing I could was try help!...

We both agreed to call it a night as after the ordeal we were both understandably not in the mood.

Felt really bad for her and the little pooch... So not so much a bad meet just a tale of bizarre night!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Meet was going as perfect as a meet could go.... We had a few drinks out, indulging in each other's flirtatious company so we decided to continue to the party on back at hers.

Everything was going well, we hard started our fun on the sofa when I kid you not her dog came sprinted around the corner and started dry humping my leg whilst she was on top of me! Eventually got the dog off me, we naturally laughed it off (I mean it was pretty hilarious)

We sprung back into action and I swear this dog was starring directly into my soul from the opposite of the room (It was so distracting and off putting)

Anyway 2 minutes later this poor pooch falls on its side and starts having some intense seizure (Appartently it has a condition so it happens quite regularly)... So there we were fucking on the sofa and I had to stop her to be like, ummm I think we need to help your dog!

A result of this seizure, the poor dog gets sick; vomits and shits everywhere... I felt so bad I didn't know what to do!...

About an hour later the dog seems to have recovered whilst in the arms of his lady owner... All whilst I've been walking around the house naked and kitchen towel in helping to clean the vomit and shit that was everywhere - I mean the only gentlemanly thing I could was try help!...

We both agreed to call it a night as after the ordeal we were both understandably not in the mood.

Felt really bad for her and the little pooch... So not so much a bad meet just a tale of bizarre night!

"

Yes bizarre !, hopefully you met again

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I had to fake an orgasm in a club to get a guy to stop! He was licking me like a cat drinking milk! Only reason I let it carry on was my FWB was pleasuring his wife! I’ll never take one for the team ever, now I would get dressed and say to my FWB ‘we are out of here’!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’ve had a few nightmares over the years

Met a bloke online chatted for ages and went to he’s one day just to meet , made this clear before I went , he locked the door and started acting strange wanting to lick my tattoos etc , I said I wanted to go and can he open the door , he kept saying let me suck your cock and I will open the door , I told him to fuck of , he scared the shit out of me , I threatened to put a side table threw he’s window if he didn’t open the door , he did , I ran home so fast

Another time had a bloke shit in my bed , full on curled one out ,

Another , been chatting to a bloke who was a lot younger than me , he kept saying he wanted to meet, I gave in and went to hes house ( he lived at home with parents ) got there and he wanted me to wear he’s dads clothes and fuck him in there bed ? I left straight away

The worse one , sister site to this , been chatting for months and he gave me he’s address and said come over , he said he only uses the back door ( no pun ) so to just walk through the garden and open the door into the kitchen, I drive there open the back gate and walk into the back door , to be greeted by an old couple sat there screaming at me , ran back to my car and looked in , he sent me a message say ha you twat ?? I think he lived in the flats facing the house and like sending men into peoples houses "

Goodness - the last paragraph!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I had to fake an orgasm in a club to get a guy to stop! He was licking me like a cat drinking milk! Only reason I let it carry on was my FWB was pleasuring his wife! I’ll never take one for the team ever, now I would get dressed and say to my FWB ‘we are out of here’! "

Hmmm yes you could get quite sore and sensitive after an hour or two of that ! . We've had meets where to an extent one of us has taken one for the team as the other was having so much fun, a situ we try to avoid where possible.

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"At a hotel with my fwb.

A guy had been messaging her for a bit was full of of all the filthy details from his previous meets. She had a social with him (I trust her judgement) and we invited him to join us for a bit.

He arrived late, still in work clothes. He had "forgotten" to bring condoms but unfortunately for him, we had spares. He lasted about 6 strokes and came. His condom had virtually nothing in it. He then went into spasms with a bad back and had to leave. However, it seemed to have miraculously cleared up by the time he got downstairs as we saw him.running across the car park to his van.

We just looked at each other and burst out laughing!

This made me giggle "

Luckily we saw the funny side of things. It wasn't horrible- he just looked a bit stupid.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"We've had a couple of bad meets. One that really stays with us was a couple from another site some years ago. Most of what happened isn't allowed to be discussed on the forums but the bits that can involve a pendulum, him whispering in my ear that he was going to get the police on me (still 7 years later not sure why), us staying awake all night while they snored their heads off. It resulted in quite a few changes to the way we play now

A weird tale you have there !?, pendulum like personality changes ?"

I

Nope. Pendulum as in an actual pendulum that the guy swung over me.

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"A weird tale you have there !?, pendulum like personality changes ?I

Nope. Pendulum as in an actual pendulum that the guy swung over me. "

Ah... what a strange guy !

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My FWB and I met a couple in our local club, got to know them a little then decided to set a later date to travel to a club further away to meet them and stay over at a hotel. We travelled to meet them at a really grotty club, not naming it here. We had the do’s and don’t ‘talk’ before play commenced and found a room. The opposite to what we had discussed happened so when we tried to discuss it she grabbed her things and left the room in a mood, we decided to try to avoid them. Later in the night we met up again and I asked the guy what had made them start swinging 20 years ago. His reply was ‘to save having an affair’, his wives face was a picture! Exit left of stage! Awkward and we never met them again!!!!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"My FWB and I met a couple in our local club, got to know them a little then decided to set a later date to travel to a club further away to meet them and stay over at a hotel. We travelled to meet them at a really grotty club, not naming it here. We had the do’s and don’t ‘talk’ before play commenced and found a room. The opposite to what we had discussed happened so when we tried to discuss it she grabbed her things and left the room in a mood, we decided to try to avoid them. Later in the night we met up again and I asked the guy what had made them start swinging 20 years ago. His reply was ‘to save having an affair’, his wives face was a picture! Exit left of stage! Awkward and we never met them again!!!! "

Darn there's some odd folk out there eh ? . Think I know the club you mean, had a cellar that smelt really damp/mouldy and a weird unuseable Jacuzzi ? Lol

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Some of these could be enough to put you off full stop! Luckily we haven't had a bad experience yet lol.

B

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Some of these could be enough to put you off full stop! Luckily we haven't had a bad experience yet lol.

B"

May it continue forever, fingers and toes crossed for you

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

We have had 2 but not as bad as the ones been posted

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We have had 2 but not as bad as the ones been posted"

Please tell more

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Just people posting pictures that about 10 years out of date then finding out when we met them and making a swift exit

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By *riendly_Mancs_CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster Races Hotel

Met a couple in Leeds. As we don’t do face pictures they told us ‘It’s our rules. We will meet you for a drink at 7pm. After we’ve had a drink and a chat We will then go out separate ways NO MATTER WHAT WE THINK OF EACH OTHER’. Then later that evening we will text each other if we are all cool with meeting for fun later that night. We were happy with the arrangement even though they kept repeating ‘remember. This is a only a social. If we do agree to meet up it will be after the social, later that night’. The agreement was perfect.

So, they turned up... Wife was well dressed, clean & sexy. Husband had tracky bottoms on, a grey unwashed T-Shirt, dirty white trainers and stunk of old cig smoke. So, the end of the social is near and they pop outside for a fag. We are hoping they’ve done a runner (because that’s what we wanted to do). They come back in the bar and he says “Right. We like you so there’s no need to go our separate ways now. We can just play”. We said “Yeah, but we agreed to part ways and text back later”. He says “No need for that. We like youz two”. Of course we didn’t like him. We made some excuse that we had to go back to the a Hotel and he reluctantly agreed. On the way back to the hotel we received a text saying ‘So are we meeting later then’. We declined and made up a nice excuse as not to offend them. He replied ‘FUCKING TIMEWASTERS’.

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By *riendly_Mancs_CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster Races Hotel

Another was... We travelled over 50 miles to meet a couple that looked great. We arrived at the hotel and they looked as good as their pics. We all sat down and he starts off with “How was the traffic”? We reply that it was fine. He then says “Did you struggle getting in the Hotel car park”? I reply (thinking- What an odd thing to ask) “No. why”. He says “Oh. That was my Porsche out there”. He had parked it out of a bay (Even though there were many empty bays) on the road so you had to stop if a car was coming the other way. For the next hour the whole meet was about him. His life in the army. His previous “fucks”. How he was the next pussy licker in the world. How many School mums he had fucked. He even told us “Most men haven’t got a clue how to fuck. I have”. I think he may have even forgot we were there as the whole time it was me, me, me. His wife just smiled. When we decided to leave he seemed disappointed that we decided to leave so early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy...

The more he finger played with me, the drier I became even with lube!

Never thought that was possible!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Socials now they can be weird. Me and FWB spent ages communicating with a couple who we thought played with other couples. During the Social it became apparent the husband does not play but just watches the wife so what would I have done? After the wife constantly chatted close up with my FWB leaving me to twiddle my thumbs they went to the bar, came back and started on about their baby grandchild fighting for her life in SCBU and really going over board about medical info to which I said I would not be out meeting people if that was on my mind, that wasn’t received well. Why can’t people just be honest! Next day a message came through from her that she didn’t like my FWB yet for 2 hours non stop close sexual chit chat with him while I had to listen to her boring husband talking about his career! It’s been quite a journey meeting couples but we have learnt a lot!

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

All of my meets so far have been people not turning up or people sending me to hotels & they aren’t there. Puts you off meeting.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Back when m was single. Had chatted with a woman for a bit and went around to meet. Everything seems fine and starts getting a little heated on the sofa. One thing leads to another gets ready to go down and the most disgusting smell of shite. Looks and there’s what he assumes is dog shite all over the sofa where the woman’s been sitting. Mood dead. Conversation gone. Night over.

We met a couple in a pub for a social. Very quickly became apparently the woman wasn’t really into it. The guy though is like a lecherous old perverted who only knows how to discuss gardening. Mysteriously our baby sitter phoned and had to leave.

We had a meet to explore C’s bi fem side with a couple. M had met the female half before we met. Girls go on to explore before inviting the guys in. At which point the meet pretty much dies after M explains the guy is really unsettling him. By all accounts whilst the girls were playing the other Male had disappeared to the kitchen for a drink, came back and became increasingly restless, fidgety and wouldn’t stop twitching. Think he had taken Something in the kitchen and after a few minutes it was pretty clear he was definitely not the ‘same person’ who has started the meet. Cue a thank you to the last and fairly rapid exit.

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over a year ago

Told to leave because of my views on brexit

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By *ossman0168Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

A couple where the woman would not kiss, so got up and left

Given the wrong address by a girl, she had fine it to a few others too

Walked into a girls house and then walked straight out, the photos on her profile where out of date by about 25 years and it was like looking at my Nan lol

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over a year ago

We met a couple 1 evening..all planned out for ages.. we were all dressed up an hour in sexy lingerie..when a call comes up their drive.. it was the females parents coming to visit ffs. the husband turned white..ran to next room and pit on on his work pants over the pvc 1 piece he was wearing..sweator over that and went outside to meet them at their garage.. the wife ran to get dressed and she shoved me in a cupboard and my wife in the veranda.. took our plates and everything and hid in cupboard with me..it was insane in hindsight lol.. we spent nearly an hour in our hiding places in silence listening to them bla bla normal life stuff.. in the finish they left and we all needed stiff drinks to continue the fun much later... still giggle now..but at that moment it was omfghgggghhh panicccccc

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

Another one comes to mind

Few messages - drive from mids to Gloucester

Meet as arranged at a pub., they are non smokers

She is outside having a fag ! Good start

We go in and see him ..as we walk over and go To say hello he blurts out am I going to fuck your then ? This is a busy carvery and we had not yet sat down

She is dressed nice

He is in an England rugby top - filthy grey

Dirty nails ... unwashed hair

Mr heads to the bar and again blurts out when am i fuckin you then !

Eventually they give us address to follow them home where he promised to keep the dogs out.. they drive off and we text - no thanks

Got some abuse back

We hammer up m5 and head to chams.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I was suspicious, chatted with a very friendly single lady, too keen I thought, but was early days on here so thought I'd give it a go. Camed and chatted on what's ap...so I thought..may be ok...but my spider senses were tingling.

Caught a taxi to her place...met outside.. she suggested we get a bottle of wine , I said sure , walked to the local garage.. she had no money but I happily bought a bottle. On way back she asked for a contribution to the baby sitter ... ...I said I'm not ungenerous but you cant spring that on someone...she tried to persuade me . But I said it's not happening ...she got abusive , threatened to call the police and say I assaulted her...I said good luck with that and walked off with my wine to her stream of abuse...

I reported her on here but the profile stayed for ages..

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Met a couple in Leeds. As we don’t do face pictures they told us ‘It’s our rules. We will meet you for a drink at 7pm. After we’ve had a drink and a chat We will then go out separate ways NO MATTER WHAT WE THINK OF EACH OTHER’. Then later that evening we will text each other if we are all cool with meeting for fun later that night. We were happy with the arrangement even though they kept repeating ‘remember. This is a only a social. If we do agree to meet up it will be after the social, later that night’. The agreement was perfect.

So, they turned up... Wife was well dressed, clean & sexy. Husband had tracky bottoms on, a grey unwashed T-Shirt, dirty white trainers and stunk of old cig smoke. So, the end of the social is near and they pop outside for a fag. We are hoping they’ve done a runner (because that’s what we wanted to do). They come back in the bar and he says “Right. We like you so there’s no need to go our separate ways now. We can just play”. We said “Yeah, but we agreed to part ways and text back later”. He says “No need for that. We like youz two”. Of course we didn’t like him. We made some excuse that we had to go back to the a Hotel and he reluctantly agreed. On the way back to the hotel we received a text saying ‘So are we meeting later then’. We declined and made up a nice excuse as not to offend them. He replied ‘FUCKING TIMEWASTERS’. "

Lol sounds just like a couple we met once, maybe it was them !

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Another was... We travelled over 50 miles to meet a couple that looked great. We arrived at the hotel and they looked as good as their pics. We all sat down and he starts off with “How was the traffic”? We reply that it was fine. He then says “Did you struggle getting in the Hotel car park”? I reply (thinking- What an odd thing to ask) “No. why”. He says “Oh. That was my Porsche out there”. He had parked it out of a bay (Even though there were many empty bays) on the road so you had to stop if a car was coming the other way. For the next hour the whole meet was about him. His life in the army. His previous “fucks”. How he was the next pussy licker in the world. How many School mums he had fucked. He even told us “Most men haven’t got a clue how to fuck. I have”. I think he may have even forgot we were there as the whole time it was me, me, me. His wife just smiled. When we decided to leave he seemed disappointed that we decided to leave so early. "

Oh my god what a pompous ass !, I'd guess his wife was well under the thumb and afraid to speak too . Good move doing a runner lol

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"One guy...

The more he finger played with me, the drier I became even with lube!

Never thought that was possible!

"

Lol he must have been doing it wrong or he was simply a turn-off

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over a year ago


"One guy...

The more he finger played with me, the drier I became even with lube!

Never thought that was possible!

Lol he must have been doing it wrong or he was simply a turn-off "

Definitely both of the above!...

Chemistry wasn't there for us, unfortunately ...

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Socials now they can be weird. Me and FWB spent ages communicating with a couple who we thought played with other couples. During the Social it became apparent the husband does not play but just watches the wife so what would I have done? After the wife constantly chatted close up with my FWB leaving me to twiddle my thumbs they went to the bar, came back and started on about their baby grandchild fighting for her life in SCBU and really going over board about medical info to which I said I would not be out meeting people if that was on my mind, that wasn’t received well. Why can’t people just be honest! Next day a message came through from her that she didn’t like my FWB yet for 2 hours non stop close sexual chit chat with him while I had to listen to her boring husband talking about his career! It’s been quite a journey meeting couples but we have learnt a lot! "

Lol a social from hell. We can't wait for them to end, luckily most went very well

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"All of my meets so far have been people not turning up or people sending me to hotels & they aren’t there. Puts you off meeting. "

Yes we've had a few of those, hope you reported them to admin !!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

All of these stories are a good promotion for clubs really. I guess by chatting and seeing how you click in a relaxed club increases the chance of a subsequent meet being a success.

Unless - you’ve experienced different?

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Back when m was single. Had chatted with a woman for a bit and went around to meet. Everything seems fine and starts getting a little heated on the sofa. One thing leads to another gets ready to go down and the most disgusting smell of shite. Looks and there’s what he assumes is dog shite all over the sofa where the woman’s been sitting. Mood dead. Conversation gone. Night over.

We met a couple in a pub for a social. Very quickly became apparently the woman wasn’t really into it. The guy though is like a lecherous old perverted who only knows how to discuss gardening. Mysteriously our baby sitter phoned and had to leave.

We had a meet to explore C’s bi fem side with a couple. M had met the female half before we met. Girls go on to explore before inviting the guys in. At which point the meet pretty much dies after M explains the guy is really unsettling him. By all accounts whilst the girls were playing the other Male had disappeared to the kitchen for a drink, came back and became increasingly restless, fidgety and wouldn’t stop twitching. Think he had taken Something in the kitchen and after a few minutes it was pretty clear he was definitely not the ‘same person’ who has started the meet. Cue a thank you to the last and fairly rapid exit. "

Jesus there's some dirty folk around. We try to look in the background of their photos to see how clean and tidy their house was. Met a couple once, she was utter sex on legs and had us both drooling instantly, the house was dirty though, the kitchen floor sticky and dirt in all corners. Their dog didn't help either, meet was soon over and we'd driven for hours.... Lol must have the babysitter ploy ready for future meets, he took drugs ?, no way !

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Told to leave because of my views on brexit "

Ha !, stupid folk. You were meeting for sexy fun not a political rant , their loss m8

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By *kdazMan
over a year ago

nottingham \ linc

I’ve had a few doggy ones drive a hour and half to a supermarket to wait near the cash machine noticed few guys waiting so asked one are you waiting for this couple and we all said yes lol fake profile the other one was at a lady’s house going for it in the bed heard her belly rumble and what I though was a fanny fart. But she had full on diarrhea explosion all over the bed . And another met this stunning couple said no large cocks so ok went along she got me nice and hard he was like I said no big cocks am like it’s not it normal size so I was asked to leave ????

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"A couple where the woman would not kiss, so got up and left

Given the wrong address by a girl, she had fine it to a few others too

Walked into a girls house and then walked straight out, the photos on her profile where out of date by about 25 years and it was like looking at my Nan lol

"

Classics m8, classics . We can relate to the last 2 for sure

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We met a couple 1 evening..all planned out for ages.. we were all dressed up an hour in sexy lingerie..when a call comes up their drive.. it was the females parents coming to visit ffs. the husband turned white..ran to next room and pit on on his work pants over the pvc 1 piece he was wearing..sweator over that and went outside to meet them at their garage.. the wife ran to get dressed and she shoved me in a cupboard and my wife in the veranda.. took our plates and everything and hid in cupboard with me..it was insane in hindsight lol.. we spent nearly an hour in our hiding places in silence listening to them bla bla normal life stuff.. in the finish they left and we all needed stiff drinks to continue the fun much later... still giggle now..but at that moment it was omfghgggghhh panicccccc"

Lol glad that ended well. For some reason reminds us of a posh city centre hotel meet, glasses of champagne, sexy couple. All went incredibly well till we heard drip drip drip INTO OUR CHAMPAGNE GLASSES. There was a growing leak from the room above and it was coming through the ceiling. We all had visions of an old man in a bath crashing through while we were all naked (not my imagination, honest). Like true swingers we carried on into the night though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our couples profile met another local couple at a village pub for a social. The woman kept nipping outside and genuinely seemed distracted and disinterested. We eventually asked if something was wrong and without missing a beat told us she had to check on the baby. We thought she was ringing the baby sitter, we were wrong, they had left the baby unattended in the car! We legged it sharpish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of these stories are a good promotion for clubs really. "

Or a good way to showcase sloppy technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat outside a couples place for ten minutes, seems the guy never told his Mrs about my visit.. Saw them in town a few weeks later.. Lucky escape as she wasn't "as described"

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Another one comes to mind

Few messages - drive from mids to Gloucester

Meet as arranged at a pub., they are non smokers

She is outside having a fag ! Good start

We go in and see him ..as we walk over and go To say hello he blurts out am I going to fuck your then ? This is a busy carvery and we had not yet sat down

She is dressed nice

He is in an England rugby top - filthy grey

Dirty nails ... unwashed hair

Mr heads to the bar and again blurts out when am i fuckin you then !

Eventually they give us address to follow them home where he promised to keep the dogs out.. they drive off and we text - no thanks

Got some abuse back

We hammer up m5 and head to chams. "

A lucky escape !!, happened to us once so we ran to a club we know in Stoke and had a great night

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I was suspicious, chatted with a very friendly single lady, too keen I thought, but was early days on here so thought I'd give it a go. Camed and chatted on what's ap...so I thought..may be ok...but my spider senses were tingling.

Caught a taxi to her place...met outside.. she suggested we get a bottle of wine , I said sure , walked to the local garage.. she had no money but I happily bought a bottle. On way back she asked for a contribution to the baby sitter ... ...I said I'm not ungenerous but you cant spring that on someone...she tried to persuade me . But I said it's not happening ...she got abusive , threatened to call the police and say I assaulted her...I said good luck with that and walked off with my wine to her stream of abuse...

I reported her on here but the profile stayed for ages..

"

Darn !, reminds me of a meet with a damn sexy young lady. She got me to pay HER hotel bill them we proceeded to have a slightly weird evening together. It became clear she was not being honest in several respects and was also doing it behind her boyfriends back

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"All of these stories are a good promotion for clubs really. I guess by chatting and seeing how you click in a relaxed club increases the chance of a subsequent meet being a success.

Unless - you’ve experienced different? "

Clubs are a different kettle of fish altogether. With FAB you hopefully get to know their interests and if you're compatible before meeting. In a club you discover it very close to action time and sometimes have to say no thanks to their faces. On the other hand it's an ideal social, you can say so much more face to face and puck up each other's feelings. No chance of fake or old photos either lol. Shame it's often expensive for a single guy though..

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I’ve had a few doggy ones drive a hour and half to a supermarket to wait near the cash machine noticed few guys waiting so asked one are you waiting for this couple and we all said yes lol fake profile the other one was at a lady’s house going for it in the bed heard her belly rumble and what I though was a fanny fart. But she had full on diarrhea explosion all over the bed . And another met this stunning couple said no large cocks so ok went along she got me nice and hard he was like I said no big cocks am like it’s not it normal size so I was asked to leave ????"

Omg now your putting me off my breakfast !!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Our couples profile met another local couple at a village pub for a social. The woman kept nipping outside and genuinely seemed distracted and disinterested. We eventually asked if something was wrong and without missing a beat told us she had to check on the baby. We thought she was ringing the baby sitter, we were wrong, they had left the baby unattended in the car! We legged it sharpish! "

Omg that's bad !!, poor mite

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Sat outside a couples place for ten minutes, seems the guy never told his Mrs about my visit.. Saw them in town a few weeks later.. Lucky escape as she wasn't "as described" "

Hate that when a woman is put under pressure or misled by her worse half, so very wrong. You were misled too though !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple who turned up late it was dreadful.

She was 2 stone bigger than pictures and looked like my brother.

And all he wanted to talk about in a restaurant was sex.

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By *ucianpoundCouple
over a year ago

Cap d’Agde, France

Not the worst meet but a strange one when 4 couples met in Cap d'Agde for a party, after drinks on the terrace we all started to hit the bedroom.

One lady i noticed wasn't taking part so I went to talk to her as she was still sitting on the terrace.

She was upset and confided in me that she'd had a fling with a young chap at work, her partner had found out and beaten her up needing a trip to hospital. She then decided to leave him but as they had already paid for their holiday decided to come together.

It killed the party for me but my partner who'd played with this ladies guy blew her top later when I recounted the story.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

At a club one night me and FWB we noticed a couple playing in an open room so we ventured in, we were asked to play. FWB jumped straight in with the woman so I asked the man to close the door and push a table against it, I hate being watched. The man came to me and said he needed something and went to a box on the table, meanwhile FWB having a whale of a time with the woman. The man opened the box and got out a pump and told me he needed to pump up and I would get 30 minutes penetration as he had prostrate cancer. I froze and said no way! I shouted FWB to stop immediately we were leaving! I bolted for the door, jumped over the table, ran down the corridor and burst into tears. FWB came out and consoled me. I have been touched by cancer with my ex and it brought it all back. Ruined the night for us did that!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Just an observation OP- you seem to have had a horrendous run of bad luck, given you've replied to almost every post with a similar experience!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We met a couple who turned up late it was dreadful.

She was 2 stone bigger than pictures and looked like my brother.

And all he wanted to talk about in a restaurant was sex."

Noooo, reminds me of one particular couple, maybe it was them lol !

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Not the worst meet but a strange one when 4 couples met in Cap d'Agde for a party, after drinks on the terrace we all started to hit the bedroom.

One lady i noticed wasn't taking part so I went to talk to her as she was still sitting on the terrace.

She was upset and confided in me that she'd had a fling with a young chap at work, her partner had found out and beaten her up needing a trip to hospital. She then decided to leave him but as they had already paid for their holiday decided to come together.

It killed the party for me but my partner who'd played with this ladies guy blew her top later when I recounted the story."

Omg poor girl, we'd have wanted to look after her for the rest of her holiday, get her away from him !!

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over a year ago


"We met a couple who turned up late it was dreadful.

She was 2 stone bigger than pictures and looked like my brother.

And all he wanted to talk about in a restaurant was sex.

Noooo, reminds me of one particular couple, maybe it was them lol !"

Did you say whilst I am here i might as well play?

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"At a club one night me and FWB we noticed a couple playing in an open room so we ventured in, we were asked to play. FWB jumped straight in with the woman so I asked the man to close the door and push a table against it, I hate being watched. The man came to me and said he needed something and went to a box on the table, meanwhile FWB having a whale of a time with the woman. The man opened the box and got out a pump and told me he needed to pump up and I would get 30 minutes penetration as he had prostrate cancer. I froze and said no way! I shouted FWB to stop immediately we were leaving! I bolted for the door, jumped over the table, ran down the corridor and burst into tears. FWB came out and consoled me. I have been touched by cancer with my ex and it brought it all back. Ruined the night for us did that! "

Omg I can imagine that ruined the night !!

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By *actileGent69 OP   Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"We met a couple who turned up late it was dreadful.

She was 2 stone bigger than pictures and looked like my brother.

And all he wanted to talk about in a restaurant was sex.

Noooo, reminds me of one particular couple, maybe it was them lol !

Did you say whilst I am here i might as well play?"

??

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"At a club one night me and FWB we noticed a couple playing in an open room so we ventured in, we were asked to play. FWB jumped straight in with the woman so I asked the man to close the door and push a table against it, I hate being watched. The man came to me and said he needed something and went to a box on the table, meanwhile FWB having a whale of a time with the woman. The man opened the box and got out a pump and told me he needed to pump up and I would get 30 minutes penetration as he had prostrate cancer. I froze and said no way! I shouted FWB to stop immediately we were leaving! I bolted for the door, jumped over the table, ran down the corridor and burst into tears. FWB came out and consoled me. I have been touched by cancer with my ex and it brought it all back. Ruined the night for us did that!

Omg I can imagine that ruined the night !!"

Yes it did but I seem to have had the rotten end of the stick but now stop play for anything not right.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham


"Back when m was single. Had chatted with a woman for a bit and went around to meet. Everything seems fine and starts getting a little heated on the sofa. One thing leads to another gets ready to go down and the most disgusting smell of shite. Looks and there’s what he assumes is dog shite all over the sofa where the woman’s been sitting. Mood dead. Conversation gone. Night over.

We met a couple in a pub for a social. Very quickly became apparently the woman wasn’t really into it. The guy though is like a lecherous old perverted who only knows how to discuss gardening. Mysteriously our baby sitter phoned and had to leave.

We had a meet to explore C’s bi fem side with a couple. M had met the female half before we met. Girls go on to explore before inviting the guys in. At which point the meet pretty much dies after M explains the guy is really unsettling him. By all accounts whilst the girls were playing the other Male had disappeared to the kitchen for a drink, came back and became increasingly restless, fidgety and wouldn’t stop twitching. Think he had taken Something in the kitchen and after a few minutes it was pretty clear he was definitely not the ‘same person’ who has started the meet. Cue a thank you to the last and fairly rapid exit.

Jesus there's some dirty folk around. We try to look in the background of their photos to see how clean and tidy their house was. Met a couple once, she was utter sex on legs and had us both drooling instantly, the house was dirty though, the kitchen floor sticky and dirt in all corners. Their dog didn't help either, meet was soon over and we'd driven for hours.... Lol must have the babysitter ploy ready for future meets, he took drugs ?, no way !"

We tend to do the same. Check pics etc for any sign that it’s a no. But nothing was a given so I don’t know. Maybe she was in luck and had stepped in something and not noticed she had transferred it to the sofa. But if there is one smell guaranteed to kill any mojo. That’s it.

We can’t use the babysitter ploy as the kids are mid teens now .

Drugs was the only reason we could think of that someone could go from pretty chilled, laid back and a laugh. Over to fidgety, twitchy and just downright weird. It’s not like the meet was their first either. So couldn’t really blame it on first timer nerves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby and i were invited to a house party, a couple we knew from local i organised socials was going to. It was along drive there, difficult place to find.

The hosts weren't especially friendly nor welcoming. Neither them nor the other guests looked very clean and no one had made an effort with clothes etc, i must point out that we were dressed casually but clean. We didn't feel very comfortable but planned on staying until the couple we knew arrived.

I needed the loo, the bathroom was disgustingly filthy, smelly, very grim, scum everywhere, i felt i needed to clean myself after i'd used it !! We went into the kitchen and tried to join in the chat however a guy there asked where we came from, when we said Leicester he had a horrible racist rant about our home town and the other guests joined in.

We left straight away, rang the couple we were meeting there explaining why we had left. They didn't stay long either.

We had been invited to the party by a very well known member of another swinging site who seemed to find nothing wrong with the state of the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocked on the door to a meet and a young girl (like primary school young) answered and said mums upstairs waiting for you ! WTF. Left and had a Pizza instead.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

FWB and I were playing in a couples room at a club and noticed a couple came in and started to play, they edged over to us and he asked if he could kiss me so I agreed. We swapped partners and he gave me oral and FWB was pleasuring his partner. The guy suddenly jumped up and walked round the bed which filled practically the whole room and started collecting cushions and bringing them towards me placing them against the wall, about 15 cushions in all. I thought he was going to suffocate me. He said to me he was going to sit all nice comfy while I did something and he pointed to his cock, a nice little blow job! I got up and said what about my pleasure? He said you will wait! I started getting dressed, shouted to FWB we are moving rooms, the wife was sat on his face, he could not move, I said get off him we are leaving. She was not happy. We came out of the room.

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