FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet roll in pussy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

I can think of plenty of things which would be worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Haha happened once, fell out as she was taking her knickers off , I didn’t know her well so kicked it under the bed so as not to embarrass her. Plenty of things much , much worse !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

Snatch maggots haha

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking "

It's only a bookmark.

Depends if it's andrex or izal

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By *rattylilfucktoyWoman
over a year ago

London

Loo roll on the ass whilst you rimming?

Worse or the same haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can say is - don’t try rimming or anal

Obviously not for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loo roll on the ass whilst you rimming?

Worse or the same haha"

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality tissue!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went down on an Indian girl in the early 90s, we had both been on a bank holiday all day session. I went down on her to taste crystallized piss on her flaps. Had to dilute it with my own spit. Now that is worse than snatch maggots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can think of plenty of things which would be worse lol"

Come on then how much worse can it get lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking "

So how did you deal with that?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Did you flick it or lick it away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking

So how did you deal with that? "

I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom "

Was the condom full of juice

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom "
really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

actually spat my drink out

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

Brilliant lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest loo roll gets everywhere and unless you've had a little rinse to freshen up for the guy, there's going to be some in there!

The lesson here is: always rinse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

actually spat my drink out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

Hahahaha ffs

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Throw your ring over them then leave in the chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine calls this "clitty litter"

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking "

When I first read this, I thought you meant a whole toilet roll.. I'm thinking ouch and NO

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom "

I played with a girl in a club a while ago and pulled out a condom with the toy I was using.... Her boyfriend was half watching us and she was most concerned he didn't see it....

There endeth the session between her and myself

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Fuck. Looks like I killed the thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went down on a cheating girl friend years ago and lick out some ones condom

I played with a girl in a club a while ago and pulled out a condom with the toy I was using.... Her boyfriend was half watching us and she was most concerned he didn't see it....

There endeth the session between her and myself

How long had it been there and was it full of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than finding someone’s watch inside there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking

So how did you deal with that?

I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their "

Crikey, this is the only thread in years, that everytime I read, it keeps turning over my stomach.

I'm glad to say, I make sure I'm clean 100% before anyone goes down on me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking

So how did you deal with that?

I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their

Crikey, this is the only thread in years, that everytime I read, it keeps turning over my stomach.

I'm glad to say, I make sure I'm clean 100% before anyone goes down on me....

That's a bit of an over reaction to something so innocuous

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

That's the evidence of cheap rolls.premium brand is better.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking "

Well there is, a man that makes a fuss about it.

Although why a woman would have toilet roll IN her I'm not sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing worse then finding toilet roll in her pussy while licking

So how did you deal with that?

I discreetly spat it out my mouth or the other one when it's stuck on your tongue I lick the arse cheek and loose it on their

Crikey, this is the only thread in years, that everytime I read, it keeps turning over my stomach.

I'm glad to say, I make sure I'm clean 100% before anyone goes down on me....

That's a bit of an over reaction to something so innocuous "

I know, there's me thinking I had a strong stomach!

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"I can think of plenty of things which would be worse lol"

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

"I went down on an Indian girl in the early 90s, we had both been on a bank holiday all day session. I went down on her to taste crystallized piss on her flaps. Had to dilute it with my own spit. Now that is worse than snatch maggots. "

Is the country of origin a relevant fact in this tale?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Nothing worse than finding someone’s watch inside there

Jeez is that the worse you found up a vag??

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Is the country of origin a relevant fact in this tale?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend refers to those little rolled up bits of loo roll as snatch maggots

Thanks for ruining my day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male friend went down on a female.

Felt something weird in his mouth. Got a mouthful of what he though was tomato pips.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Nothing worse than finding someone’s watch inside there

Jeez is that the worse you found up a vag??

This is getting a bit like that Derek and Clive sketch.... "the worst job I ever had"... (showing my age there)

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

"Haha happened once, fell out as she was taking her knickers off , I didn’t know her well so kicked it under the bed so as not to embarrass her. Plenty of things much , much worse !!

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

I would say most that are on here are clean and look after themselves, we all can make mistakes see nothing and don't embarrasse her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's the evidence of cheap rolls.premium brand is better."

I bet their was no toilet roll hanging about when we were first on lockdown it was to expensive lol

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I was down on a girl in a club one time when I licked/sucked up a 1st class stamp. Unfortunately I couldn't hide the fact or her embarrassment due to my near choking.

Her rather good explanation was that she didn't trust toilet tissue in clubs, so she brought her own tissue in her handbag and there must of been a rogue stamp floating around in the bottom of her bag.

We laughed it off. No harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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