FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest reason why can't meet

By *ustin666666 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was talking to a lady on her a while ago and when I asked if she'd like to arrange a social or something her answer was.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE NAME JUSTIN.

I said that's ok cus it's a play on words JUST IN and gave her my real name. She said you'll always be Justin to me and Blocked me.

So what's your ...funniest reason not to meet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our cow has just given birth"

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Our first ever meet, the guy cried off by telling us his brother had cancer, then sent a pic of him d*unk as a skunk in town asking if he could join us.

Erm

NO!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was talking to a lady on her a while ago and when I asked if she'd like to arrange a social or something her answer was.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE NAME JUSTIN.

I said that's ok cus it's a play on words JUST IN and gave her my real name. She said you'll always be Justin to me and Blocked me.

So what's your ...funniest reason not to meet up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a flat tyre? Including picture??

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By *atenaWoman
over a year ago

Hyde

I wish I had funny ones... I've been ghosted a couple of times.

Those fucking suck

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I was talking to a lady on her a while ago and when I asked if she'd like to arrange a social or something her answer was.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE NAME JUSTIN.

I said that's ok cus it's a play on words JUST IN and gave her my real name. She said you'll always be Justin to me and Blocked me.

So what's your ...funniest reason not to meet up"

To be fair...I don't like the name Justin either..

Justine for a girl ok but Justin for a guy.. no.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I've got a flat tyre? Including picture??"

Perhaps he had a flat tyre..

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By *inkybabe1109Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Mine was we asked if we could see her on cam he said she was on her period I then asked to speak to on phone same excuse.

When does been on your period stops you from talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a flat tyre? Including picture??"

I’d have crawled the rest of the way if I’d had the chance to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog sitter has let me down!!!

Never mind dreamer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cut my finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was after a good two hours prior our meet,

I was horny now I'm not!!!

Funny x

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Mine was we asked if we could see her on cam he said she was on her period I then asked to speak to on phone same excuse.

When does been on your period stops you from talking "

When you're a man pretending to be a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting to a guy on here one evening, invited him over to mine. He said he couldn't come because his dad would wonder where he was going

He was 45

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Pathetic sick fuc.... Who ruined it for others.

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By *ilkyladyWoman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Guy said he'd broken his leg. Then he messaged me a week later and I asked how was the leg and he said 'what leg?' He'd forgotten his excuse!

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

Son had broken his arm couldn't meet us no problem family always come first then new meet put up and verif posted and when they next see you at a social chat like they just met us for the first time lol

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