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Lose lose but which would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from the tits or ass thread, what would you do should the following scenario arise?

Your life is in grave danger and the only way to save it is to become the sex slave of one of the two women below:-

A woman with Anne Widdecombe's head and Beyonce's body.

A woman with Beyonce's head and Ann Widdecombe's body.

Which would you choose?

Ladies you can play along too, just swap the two above to Brad Pitt and that bloke who played Fred Elliott on coronation street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better body, misfortunate face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

widdecombes head on beyonces body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"better body, misfortunate face "

Yep it would have to be for me too but the thought of Anne Widdecombe's face panting above you is starting to make me think that i might be being too hasty

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"better body, misfortunate face

Yep it would have to be for me too but the thought of Anne Widdecombe's face panting above you is starting to make me think that i might be being too hasty "

only fuck her from behind then, problem sorted

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Its why paper bags are invited!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I would have to go for the better face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to go for the better face"

Same for me...

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have to go for the better face"

Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"better body, misfortunate face

Yep it would have to be for me too but the thought of Anne Widdecombe's face panting above you is starting to make me think that i might be being too hasty

only fuck her from behind then, problem sorted"

That would be the ideal scenario, however as their sex slave you don't have the luxury of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I would have to go for the better face

Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter! "

I feel quite queasy now

Can I request a paper bag? not because im queasy......I want to put it over my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have to go for the better face

Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter!

I feel quite queasy now

Can I request a paper bag? not because im queasy......I want to put it over my head "

Haha, dunno youd need to check with Anne or Fred

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would have to go for the better face

Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter! "

Not so sure the term tuppence would do it justice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose death over slavery... weird like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have to go for the better face

Yeah but could you imagine the state of Anne Widdecombe's tuppence? Or Fred Elliott's ballbag for that matter!

Not so sure the term tuppence would do it justice lol"

Fair point, bet her pubes are like rhino horn! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a good night and trust you to go and bloody spoil it For sex slavery would have to be shallow and go for the Beyonce/Brad Pitt body.After all you can always close ya eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a good night and trust you to go and bloody spoil it For sex slavery would have to be shallow and go for the Beyonce/Brad Pitt body.After all you can always close ya eyes! "

Haha, I'm sure you did, even without me lol. I always imagined you as more of a Fred n Ann hybrid lover Anyway i thought you just told me that you were going to get something to eat? You should be praising me for looking after your figure therefore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially without you haha!I was but I'm distracted easily!It was thoughts of Brad Pitt in nothing but a pair of rubber gloves that swung it.Figure?I lost this years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id go for the nice face not so good body, ive always thought that being nice looking is more important than having a good body when it comes to being attracted to men, withn reason tho lol i just love looking into mens eyes while having sex and watching their face and i couldnt get turned on by looking at a ugly guy no matter how gym fit he was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id go for the nice face not so good body, ive always thought that being nice looking is more important than having a good body when it comes to being attracted to men, withn reason tho lol i just love looking into mens eyes while having sex and watching their face and i couldnt get turned on by looking at a ugly guy no matter how gym fit he was"

Well ive got massive eyes so you could just stare into those and ignore the rest of my ugly mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, i like anne widdecombe and fred elliot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Well, i like anne widdecombe and fred elliot."

Hi baby, Fred Widdecombe here, I say it's Fred Widdecombe here, fancy a bit of t' old hanky panky?I say does tha fancy a bit o' t' old hanky panky? lol

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By *ornyHousewife 68Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Hubby is straight as an arrow, but said could he have Beyonces body with Brad Pitt's head please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to go for the better face"

Me too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll go for the death option and then talk my way out of it with a cute wiggle ............... or is that not allowed???

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy"

the bag was ripped up - remember??? lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy

the bag was ripped up - remember??? lol "

how could i forget !i told you not to take it off. lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy

the bag was ripped up - remember??? lol

how could i forget !i told you not to take it off. lol xx"

u told me to take it off - so I ripped it off .......... end of bag lol !!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"better body thats why god invented paper bags and doggy

the bag was ripped up - remember??? lol

how could i forget !i told you not to take it off. lol xx

u told me to take it off - so I ripped it off .......... end of bag lol !!! "
only told you to take it off so i could see your face as you sucked my cock, if you remember you wouldny allow me to poke a hole in the back and suck it through that !!! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely say better face than a fit body. I could cope with tummies snd saggy bits (I carry my own around every day), I'd just hope for a decent length and girth cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me it has to be the nice body and Anne's head. Do her from behind or close the eyes. If all else fails hold your breath till u pass out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for Fred Elliott

I wouldn't have to sleep with him

I am the right sex, just too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brad Pitts body, Beyonces face

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By *xonswingersCouple
over a year ago

Close to Oxford

Quite like the idea of shagging Anne Widecombe.

I'd bet a tenner she has a secret clit piercing and Suicide Girl tattoos. Its always the quiet ones you know.

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