FabSwingers.com forum: Hung phone wank

By *ocksuckerLeeds OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Any hung men up for a phone wank? Big dicked dads to the front

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Ahh damn, I've only got a medium willy. Left out again!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

But your profile says you're straight OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But your profile says you're straight OP?

Nobody can see that when you're on a phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But your profile says you're straight OP?

His profile name is cocksucker

... my head hurts.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Welcome to Fab, the new, kinkier and more confused version of....

The twighlight zone

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"But your profile says you're straight OP?

His profile name is cocksucker

... my head hurts. "

What happens on the forums *stays* on the forums

(and the phone, apparently)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY

Sophie on the other hand does!

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY

Sophie on the other hand does!

Crikey, get a room you two

I've one to spare. Nevermind the cameras. They're off

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY

Sophie on the other hand does!

Oh no, I'm straight because my profile says so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY

Sophie on the other hand does!

Oh no, I'm straight because my profile says so

Kinkster doesn't mind

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Oh by the way OP, my mate fancies you but she doesn't have a penis for you to suck on.....do you JessicaXY

Sophie on the other hand does!

Oh no, I'm straight because my profile says so

Kinkster doesn't mind

I'm easy me. I'll take 'em straight, bent, or even slightly curved on occasion.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

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over a year ago

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll. "

But what about OP?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll. "

My cat walks and she's as cool as fuck!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP? "

He's busy on the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP? "

Nah, he's a size queen and only wants hung. I'm more like sort-of-hung-from-the-right-angle. Frankly I find it disgracefully exclusive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP?

He's busy on the phone "

I think he's wandered off with his head in his hands actually...

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP?

He's busy on the phone "

Are you kidding!? Mother fecker charges premium rates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP?

Nah, he's a size queen and only wants hung. I'm more like sort-of-hung-from-the-right-angle. Frankly I find it disgracefully exclusive. "

Hungist?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP?

He's busy on the phone

I think he's wandered off with his head in his hands actually...

I heard from a little birdy that he was on the phone to you Dan

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP?

Nah, he's a size queen and only wants hung. I'm more like sort-of-hung-from-the-right-angle. Frankly I find it disgracefully exclusive.

Hungist?"

That sounds too much like a toddler saying they're hungry for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...

Do you wish you came earlier?

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...

Do you wish you came earlier?

OP sure does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's me out then as I'm round and you didnt say you like those.

Jessica on the other hand is beautifully curvy

Excellent. I shall take 1x Jessica please. Also embrace round life. Its the best life. Its how all the coolest cats roll.

But what about OP?

He's busy on the phone

I think he's wandered off with his head in his hands actually...

I heard from a little birdy that he was on the phone to you Dan

He asked me to speak in a girly voice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...

Do you wish you came earlier?

OP sure does. "

They call that kink "ruined orgasms" dont they? I read about it in Womans Weekly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna leave you fab lovebirds alone

goodnight!

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"For fucks sake you lot. That poor bloody op just come on here wanting some cock talk and you all scribble on his thread. Poor sod...

Do you wish you came earlier?

OP sure does.

They call that kink "ruined orgasms" dont they? I read about it in Womans Weekly..."

Ruined orgasms always struck me as suspiciously oxymoronic. And then I experienced one first hand.

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By *ugarrainMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Yes!

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