FabSwingers.com forum: Phwoar!!!

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I dropped the kids off at sailing club this evening and their instructor left me wanting to take up sailing...even though he was a little on the young side.

Anyone made you go Phwoar! today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I know i know its so wrong and of course i would never make a move on him before any pervs ask if ive shagged him lol but hes so good looking i have to stop myself looking at him when he comes round to the house

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah pic of someone on here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There was a tasty guy on my train back from London. Well he was tasty til he fell asleep with his mouth wide open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told off for perving pretty much daily! We get the UPS man most days, and he tends to be very popular, plus customers, but today we had a guy repairing one of the ramps in the workshop and I just had to find an excuse to wander through...3/4 times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

Not to encourage you (perish the thought!) but I once knew a guy who broke up with a girl because he started fancying her mother instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tattooist x

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

I think you need to finish this in the fantasy section

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

I think you need to finish this in the fantasy section

what you trying to say?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

ooo er! That's a tricky one. They could both begin to think you don't like him because you have stopped looking at him. Sly looks and no drooling, then.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Yes about 5 mins ago when he pm'd me... omg too young but Phoarrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

Well I can confirm nn is gorgues, saw nn in chams about 2 weeks and suddenly lost my voice, and hid. Sometime gorgues women have that effect on me.

Next time, I'm gonna grow a pair and say hi, in a squeaky nervous voice lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My tattooist x "

That must make it difficult to hold still!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

Well I can confirm nn is gorgues, saw nn in chams about 2 weeks and suddenly lost my voice, and hid. Sometime gorgues women have that effect on me.

Next time, I'm gonna grow a pair and say hi, in a squeaky nervous voice lol"

ok ok your tenners in the post lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

I hope she was selling something you actually needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

I hope she was selling something you actually needed."

like herself lol

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

I think you need to finish this in the fantasy section

what you trying to say?

I like the way you think

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

I hope she was selling something you actually needed."

No, I just bought a load of stationary shit, that I already had!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

maybe its a thing that happens when you get older but all you girls in your sundresses got a phoar from me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

No-one new has made me go phwoar today

I hav'nt been anywhere but the garden though

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

receptionist at company i visited today,

mid 50"s and wow phoar !!!!

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

I hope she was selling something you actually needed.

like herself lol"

Yes I wanted to bend her over my desk! And she new it!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

I hope she was selling something you actually needed.

like herself lol

Yes I wanted to bend her over my desk! And she new it!!!

But you didn't push the envelope...?

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

yup....my FB as I said goodbye at my door @ 8.30 this morning after a steamy night in my bed...

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By *elsh.30Man
over a year ago

newport

"I had a female sales rep come into my office yesterday, and she didn't have much on due to the sunny weather!! And let's just say she new what she was doing!! I bought everything off her

I hope she was selling something you actually needed.

like herself lol

Yes I wanted to bend her over my desk! And she new it!!!

But you didn't push the envelope...?"

Haha next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

I love your honesty!! Tell it as it is

well she was bound to pull a looker she looks like her mum

haha i do talk shit at time lol

Well I can confirm nn is gorgues, saw nn in chams about 2 weeks and suddenly lost my voice, and hid. Sometime gorgues women have that effect on me.

Next time, I'm gonna grow a pair and say hi, in a squeaky nervous voice lol

ok ok your tenners in the post lol"

Just a tenner ? is it too late to retract my post ? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teacher when i was at school jeez she was unbelieveably hot i often think what she,d be like now she would have matured like a fine wine no doubt she was unreal and elegant with it she,d wear little tops nipples lik monkeys thumbs

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"There was a tasty guy on my train back from London. Well he was tasty til he fell asleep with his mouth wide open.

I'll have to watch that, the flies get in.

There was a rather attractive blonde sitting opposite me on my morning commute. Very smartly turned out and managed to keep her mouth shut while sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a tasty guy on my train back from London. Well he was tasty til he fell asleep with his mouth wide open.

Ooops i didnt know that you were looking at my mouth

lol

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

Well he's male so chances are he may stubble across this site, could be a big mmmmm moment for him. Of course you'd still be able to tell him to take a hike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking to the shop the other day for some groceries and passed only what can be described as a 'DYNAMITE HOTTIE'. She was just standing at the bus stop but it was definitley a phworr moment. I think the su sunshine helped aswell ha.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

This rain is going to put a big dampner on these phwoar moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitley, rain will try its best to stop play but i think everyone on this site (including me) is far too exciteable to let rain spoil things

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

Yes, my wife. She makes me go Phwoarr everytime I look at her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lad that's just been in to register for work.

23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants.

Am off to cool off

Anymore of this and I will be updating my 'not looking to meet' status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, my wife. She makes me go Phwoarr everytime I look at her!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish i had that effect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah my eldest daughters boyfriend

Chances are, whether you want to believe it or not, going by me, my mates (when we were young) and most young lads, he's probably already knocking one out about you fairly regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish i had that effect lol"

I always used to think I did then i realised they weren't saying 'phwoarr' but 'fwarkin 'ell, look at that that's just walked in'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've just bumped into my nephew

26 years old, works out every day, muscles, nice tatts and a gorgeous smile for his Aunty Caz....ah well, incest and inbreeding is practically the law in Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just bumped into my nephew

26 years old, works out every day, muscles, nice tatts and a gorgeous smile for his Aunty Caz....ah well, incest and inbreeding is practically the law in Cumbria

Have noticed that in The Lakes

Nothing like a cream tea served to you by one of The Munsters

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I've just bumped into my nephew

26 years old, works out every day, muscles, nice tatts and a gorgeous smile for his Aunty Caz....ah well, incest and inbreeding is practically the law in Cumbria

Have noticed that in The Lakes

Nothing like a cream tea served to you by one of The Munsters "

Or a cream pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just bumped into my nephew

26 years old, works out every day, muscles, nice tatts and a gorgeous smile for his Aunty Caz....ah well, incest and inbreeding is practically the law in Cumbria

Have noticed that in The Lakes

Nothing like a cream tea served to you by one of The Munsters

Or a cream pie

See am ok with them - I have no hair for it to get stuck in

It just wipes off my baldy bonce

I do have to be careful in Cumbria tho - the locals think Uncle Fester is back for the summer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have got in a longer till queue then was needed at tesco today, he is so HOT, I blushed when he spoke to me and commented that we get through alot of milk :O I wouldnt have minded but today I didnt even buy any milk!

Good memory though, so hot and intelligent

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

All the time when out at work especially weekends during summer .....seriously dont know how ive managed not to crash car while perving all they lovely hotties

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Yep perving a certain guys pic on here, even moreso knowing what I can do with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep perving a certain guys pic on here, even moreso knowing what I can do with him

Ya worn me pic out.....lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lad that's just been in to register for work.

23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants.

Am off to cool off

Anymore of this and I will be updating my 'not looking to meet' status

You could always introduce the 'casting couch'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a training course recently with a consultant psychiatrist. He was so perfect looking and gorgeous that my tongue literally was hanging out.

I was too nervous to openly look at him in case he knew what I was secretly thinking.

How I wish I could be on his couch

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes, my wife. She makes me go Phwoarr everytime I look at her!"

How lovely! That has made me go 'ahh'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old FB has come back on the scene.....just the thought of meeting him again made me think it....and sooooo much more

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

a few profiles on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lad that's just been in to register for work.

23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants.

Am off to cool off

Anymore of this and I will be updating my 'not looking to meet' status

Oooh...just the thought has made me think phwoar! Sounds lush

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I just had a lovely 'Phwoar' moment in the supermarket: the very tall, absolutely gorgeous Strictly swimmer was putting his trolley back at the same time as me. Delicious and much better looking up close. I came over all hot and bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i live near a college and see some nice fit young men when i am out walking my dog.

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"The lad that's just been in to register for work.

23, just out the para's, cropped hair, stocky / muscley, big hands, thick thighs in his crisp white shirt and black pants."

Typical Para: any excuse not to wear trousers.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yep, the steward on the flight I was on yesterday. Far too young, but why didn't I notice how cute he was until he was standing by the stairs saying thanks for flying with us?

Tall, dark hair, swarthy skin and the brightest blue eyes! Phwoarrr!!

And from the way he said a sad farewell to my cleavage if I'd noticed him earlier who knows!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes - i have coffee on way into work every morning and the waitress there is dead cute - i say mid 30's - we chatted loads of times; then one morning i arrived just has she opened at 7 am and i noticed she locked the doors and took my hand and went into staff room; she lifter her skirt up no panties on and .............. i woke up

Must find out more about these dreams lol hehehehhe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked in to a 'well known cafe' on the A2 with Perky on Sunday to find they have now got two young (16-19ish??) babes working as waitresses.

I sat there eating my whopper breakfast hardly paying any attention to what Perky was saying and in the end, as one of said babes bent over the table next to us to wipe it clean (the table, you pervs!!!!!) I had to 'come clean' and admit I had been nursing a semi since we sat down.

Be going up there for 'seconds' this weekend me thinks......

Lol!!!

Note from Perky - Act yer age you dirty ole git!

Lol!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Walked in to a 'well known cafe' on the A2 with Perky on Sunday to find they have now got two young (16-19ish??) babes working as waitresses.

Be going up there for 'seconds' this weekend me thinks......

Lol!!!

Note from Perky - Act yer age you dirty ole git!

Lol!"

Careful eating whoppers in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blonde 'barista' at my local coffee shop!

Every time she says "Large one?" I get the urge to say.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time she says "Large one?" I get the urge to say.........

"..No thanks I'll take the medium"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sons p.e teacher!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sad but true - a certain avatar where I took the picture. Everytime I see it a little quickening of the breath.

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

The girls in the petrol station close to my home, especially the curvier girl and I usually like stick insects!

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