FabSwingers.com forum: Naked sunbathing with traditional cream tea

By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

And afternoon cocktails!

All socially distanced of course with table/sunbed service....how lovely that would be

How about you, fancy it?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I like your thinking, sounds like a perfect business opportunity to me, they would be queueing up (2mtrs apart of course) when are you open?

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Sounds bliss, cock tails, cream teas, hot sun on naked body's, could be rather frustrating though mind you be good to watch x

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Sounds bliss, cock tails, cream teas, hot sun on naked body's, could be rather frustrating though mind you be good to watch x "

Doesn’t have to be frustrating, sometimes life’s simple pleasures of good food and drink with sunny days and a bit of self love is all you need

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"I like your thinking, sounds like a perfect business opportunity to me, they would be queueing up (2mtrs apart of course) when are you open? "

Ohh it’ll happen, I’m just perfecting the cocktail menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that sounds amazing!

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Sounds bliss, cock tails, cream teas, hot sun on naked body's, could be rather frustrating though mind you be good to watch x

Doesn’t have to be frustrating, sometimes life’s simple pleasures of good food and drink with sunny days and a bit of self love is all you need

That is very true, simple pleasures are the most satisfying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love making afternoon teas I used to be a chef

Plenty of clotted cream

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"I love making afternoon teas I used to be a chef

Plenty of clotted cream "

Has to be clotted cream doesn’t it!

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Oh that sounds amazing!

Stick your little flag up on the table and someone strides over to take your order while you soak up the rays of glorious sunshine

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Did it today but had a bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love making afternoon teas I used to be a chef

Plenty of clotted cream

Has to be clotted cream doesn’t it!"

And lashings of it too

Nice warm scones

Some lovely finger sandwiches too

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"I love making afternoon teas I used to be a chef

Plenty of clotted cream

Has to be clotted cream doesn’t it!

And lashings of it too

Nice warm scones

Some lovely finger sandwiches too"

And some little cakes with a glass of fiz for me please

Also to buck the trend....I like black cherry jam best

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Did it today but had a bbq

I must of missed my invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds amazing!

Stick your little flag up on the table and someone strides over to take your order while you soak up the rays of glorious sunshine

Lots of clotted cream and jam, can we have fizz too Please

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Oh that sounds amazing!

Stick your little flag up on the table and someone strides over to take your order while you soak up the rays of glorious sunshine

Lots of clotted cream and jam, can we have fizz too Please "

Absolutely, could upgrade to a frozen pornstar if you like

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

Jam first!

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Jam first!"

Oooo the controversy

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Jam first!

Oooo the controversy

Ofcourse tge cream has to cum last haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds amazing!

Stick your little flag up on the table and someone strides over to take your order while you soak up the rays of glorious sunshine

Lots of clotted cream and jam, can we have fizz too Please

Absolutely, could upgrade to a frozen pornstar if you like

What is a frozen pornstar, dare I ask?

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Oh that sounds amazing!

Stick your little flag up on the table and someone strides over to take your order while you soak up the rays of glorious sunshine

Lots of clotted cream and jam, can we have fizz too Please

Absolutely, could upgrade to a frozen pornstar if you like

What is a frozen pornstar, dare I ask? "

Pornstar cocktail but like and adult slushie

Oooo it’s a winner xx

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

Scones, jam, tea and nakedness. What's not to love?!

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By *ink flamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Scones, jam, tea and nakedness. What's not to love?!"

Chilled music and fizz too, lovely

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds amazing!

Stick your little flag up on the table and someone strides over to take your order while you soak up the rays of glorious sunshine

Lots of clotted cream and jam, can we have fizz too Please

Absolutely, could upgrade to a frozen pornstar if you like

Can I defrost the porn star for personal use!?

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire

"And afternoon cocktails!

All socially distanced of course with table/sunbed service....how lovely that would be

with clotted cream... perfect

How about you, fancy it?

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

hade nude picnic monday and tuesday

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Could do with this today, a day off naked bathing would be perfect

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Oh sound bliss

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

This sounds amazing... Xx

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By *alentino7Man
over a year ago

London

"Scones, jam, tea and nakedness. What's not to love?!

Chilled music and fizz too, lovely "

That sounds like dreamland! Do you provide free sun cream lotions as well?

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

Sounds like our private roof terrace in Fuerteventura most of the winter! Cornish Heather does a lovely cream tea...........

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