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"one of the worst mmm fella left his mrs in a room at a club she was mortal out for the count while he went into a room for a bj with another wife" Wow, that is bad. What could have happened if anyone tried to take advantage? Shows true feelings he had! Nick | |||
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left." See, I don't see that as weird persay. Same party fine, same room/ playing together = weird Nick | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol" I think that would've finished me for the night | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol" One word......... Eeewwwwww. | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol One word......... Eeewwwwww. " Awwwwww ehhhhhh lahhhhh, that's rank!!!! Did he ask why you wouldn't I wonder???? | |||
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol" | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza " No beating the meat for her | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza No beating the meat for her " . lmao x | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza " Vegetarian? God that's gross. Meat Feast every time | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza Vegetarian? God that's gross. Meat Feast every time" I do like some nice meat. | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza Vegetarian? God that's gross. Meat Feast every time" ohhhhhhh | |||
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"Worse one ive ever had was when we went to an organised party near us and a woman kept trying to get me in the hottub with her i did say ok eventually but when i looked at the tub it was like a soup with all sorts of stuff just floating around in it obviously quite a few people had some fun in there earlier but there was no way i was going to get in it YUCKKKK xx " Hurk! | |||
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"Worse one ive ever had was when we went to an organised party near us and a woman kept trying to get me in the hottub with her i did say ok eventually but when i looked at the tub it was like a soup with all sorts of stuff just floating around in it obviously quite a few people had some fun in there earlier but there was no way i was going to get in it YUCKKKK xx Hurk! " boak.. and indeed barf | |||
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol" Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off. I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush | |||
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off. I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush " its worse when you get under them UV lights and every stray strand of cotton off the towels or odd bits of loo roll show up like a flipping landing strip right on your muff | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol" Naughty....i am soooo sorry, i lacked the correct people skills in those days!x | |||
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left." kinky mmmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left. kinky mmmmmmmmmmmm" not if the daughter was 60 lol | |||
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left. kinky mmmmmmmmmmmm not if the daughter was 60 lol" one off only haha | |||
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"I do hate yucky smelly places !! ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!! with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff. One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc. I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol " I offered a bin liner to help me clear up!! youve not seen my contraceptive pills have you? they were next to the mints you ate | |||
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"I do hate yucky smelly places !! ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!! with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff. One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc. I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol " # sorry but i have to ask, if the house was that bad how comes you got as far as knowing what the bed looked like? | |||
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left." Oh My Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!! | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol" No reason to block - just saying it like it is and I don't blame you - well done you for standing your ground. | |||
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off. I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush " eeeeeeew - loo roll is the pits .... while playing nothing but baby wipes for me thankyou ... cleanliness is next to ... a good playtime. | |||
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"I forgot her name. She vomited on me or should i say my cock whilst giving me a BJ" lol Says that with a smile on his face ha ha ....... Kinky * cReEpS rOunD cRyTp * -l- | |||
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"I forgot her name. She vomited on me or should i say my cock whilst giving me a BJ lol Says that with a smile on his face ha ha ....... Kinky * cReEpS rOunD cRyTp * -l-" hahahahahaha at least i see the funny side of it now | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol One word......... Eeewwwwww. " I've experienced exactley the same when I went to a club with hubby, this man also stunk like he hadn't washed for days and he was covered in hair, I got dressed and left I have never been back since. Makes me feel sick thinking about it. X | |||
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"At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick" wow bet he cant keep a s''' in | |||
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"At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick" That is horrible | |||
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"funniest sigh i ever saw was in chams there was a couple playing in a room and the guy was bent over with his arse pointing to the viewing window licking his mrs, then his towel dropped and he had a piece of loo roll stuck up his arse crack, he was a black guy with white paper so it really stood out, i had to walk away cause i just couldnt stop laughing i so wanted to go tap him on the shoulder and say...nice shit? lol Hey that's happened to me. The toilet roll wasn't on my backside thank god, but bits of it we're stuck on my labia. Luckily it was my OH who was licking me and had to pick it off. I kept having fear flashbacks of it being another guy and him thinking it was thrush eeeeeeew - loo roll is the pits .... while playing nothing but baby wipes for me thankyou ... cleanliness is next to ... a good playtime. " It wasn't nice. Luckily though it wasn't there cos I'd been to the loo, that would have absolutely awful. I had been playing with OH and had got rather moist, so used the loo roll provided in the playroom to wipe some moistness away and I must have been quite moist as obviously parts of the loo roll disintegrated. Its his fault anyway by making me cum lots during oral sex | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza Vegetarian? God that's gross. You wouldn't wanna be eating the jalapeños off that! Meat Feast every time ohhhhhhh " | |||
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"At arousals there was thin guy who must of been all of 9 stone, women took turns at putting surgical gloves on hands and butt fucking him up to the elbow then putting them on their feet and doing his arse with a foot ! I felt sick no no this must be a piss take " i have a dvd like that | |||
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"I do hate yucky smelly places !! ive had a couple where ive gone back to the womans place only to find it hanging!! with bin bags and scraps of rotting stuff. One of them I got to the side of the bed and had to clear stuff around it to attempt to get on it Crisp packets and cans of furry plates etc. I gave up the smell was too much, she even tried to offer just a hand job just said noooooooo mumbbling loads of excuses lol # sorry but i have to ask, if the house was that bad how comes you got as far as knowing what the bed looked like? " . quality! X | |||
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"My worse image of swinging was at a club once i was laid on one of the beds while some guy was down on me and i suddenly felt someone at my face, i turned my head and there was this huge big fat guy stood at the edge of the bed trying to get a blow job, the bit that made it bad was he was so big he was stood holding his belly up to expose his cock and under the fold of skin he was holding it was covered in sores and scabs, i politely said no thanks and he let go of his belly than dropped down over his cock, no linger to be seen and walked away i know someones going to give me a bloocking for saying that but im just answering the question lol" Eww that has made me feel sick | |||
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"one of the worst mmm fella left his mrs in a room at a club she was mortal out for the count while he went into a room for a bj with another wife" I have heard of similar that happened in a club but he actually took her to an upstairs room, took her clothes off and told the guys to help themselves | |||
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"how about during the champions league series the local club owner put a add out saying footy on the big screens so dont miss all the fun (as male attendence had dropped on g/g nites) the females wernt impressed wrote on club forum they wernt there for half time entertainment " i remember that.... debating between going to the club and watching the england game.... hmmm... decisions... lol | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza " Stuffed crust? | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza Stuffed crust?" Sure it wasn't a slice of bread to start off with? | |||
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"Was sat in the jacuzzi at Abfabs not long ago with a couple. There was this little bit of pooh floating round to each of us in turn Trying to keep a conversation going while keeping eye contact and not looking at this thing was one of the hardest things i have ever had to do " I would have jumped out screaming! | |||
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"When a mother and daughter came to a party we were at.Kind of freaked us out.We left." I'd love that, got a fantasy of a threesome with a mother/daughter. | |||
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"Was sat in the jacuzzi at Abfabs not long ago with a couple. There was this little bit of pooh floating round to each of us in turn Trying to keep a conversation going while keeping eye contact and not looking at this thing was one of the hardest things i have ever had to do I would have jumped out screaming!" I couldn't it would of chased me Mind you not sure it was better being held hostage by it either | |||
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"d*unk woman at a party rubbing her pussy with a slice of vegitarian pizza Stuffed crust?" Or crust stuffed??? | |||
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" I couldn't it would of chased me " The laws of hydrodynamics are a merciless mistress | |||
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"went to a swinging party recently where a woman was having 2 guys in her arse there was shit every where and the smell was awful we left " Really can someone pass the bucket | |||
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"mmmmmmm you have no idea lol" Now a tiny bit on the end if the condom can happen to anyone. But using it as lube is unacceptable! | |||
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