FabSwingers.com forum: Do frying mushrooms smell like spunk?

By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Or is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's enough internet for me today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wanna get that checked!

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"That's enough internet for me today. "

That made me lol

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"That's enough internet for me today.

That made me lol

Same, WTF

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

No.

Next question, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "
me too

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "

I actually went and had a quick sniff. (At the bleach, obvs)

The first two (Yellow) bottles smelt like lemon, which I thought was a bit odd, until I saw they were Lemon bleach.

The third (blue) bottle got spilt down my T-shirt.

I wish I hadn’t started this now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is it just me?"

It's just you!

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "

Yes!!!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Ermmmmm think it's just you OP

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

This isn’t going well, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms

I actually went and had a quick sniff. (At the bleach, obvs)

The first two (Yellow) bottles smelt like lemon, which I thought was a bit odd, until I saw they were Lemon bleach.

The third (blue) bottle got spilt down my T-shirt.

I wish I hadn’t started this now. "

Its normally the "after smell" when you've cleaned (even with lemon bleach) and you’ve washed your hands ... but you walk around thinking why do I smell cum and you sniff your hands.

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms

I actually went and had a quick sniff. (At the bleach, obvs)

The first two (Yellow) bottles smelt like lemon, which I thought was a bit odd, until I saw they were Lemon bleach.

The third (blue) bottle got spilt down my T-shirt.

I wish I hadn’t started this now.

Its normally the "after smell" when you've cleaned (even with lemon bleach) and you’ve washed your hands ... but you walk around thinking why do I smell cum and you sniff your hands.

I’ve never done that in my life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of mushrooms are you cooking !!!!!!

No connection whatsoever for me

Sorry

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"What type of mushrooms are you cooking !!!!!!

No connection whatsoever for me

Sorry "

Oh blimey. I’m only going by the mushrooms exes have fried. I can’t stand them myself, it’s all fungus to me, same as licking a mildewed wall or a rancid tree trunk covered in toadstools.

I’ve over-thought this, I can tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone sniffing cum hahaha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If your mushrooms smell of spunk I'd change my supermarket

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"If your mushrooms smell of spunk I'd change my supermarket

Absolutely correct!

I’m blaming the supermarket for this.

That’s me in the clear! Phew

Next question: any ideas why I’m single??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "

This ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum to me smells of mildew.

At least, the places I've been to that have enough uncleaned cum stains to have an odour, smelled of mildew.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I think we should all go to the doctors and ask them to smell our cum and see if it's normal smelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That explains why my wife’s knickers smell like bleach

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m proud to have prompted some thought into this subject.

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"That explains why my wife’s knickers smell like bleach

Does she cultivate mushrooms down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like a fungi

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Think you need a new frying pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is it just me?"
There has to be a joke in there somewhere, about "fun guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That explains why my wife’s knickers smell like bleach

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Or fried mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "

This...swimming pools or pancake batter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to have a full English breakfast.....

I'll just have a bacon sarnie now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on mushrooms.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Depends on mushrooms."
That would be the Horn of Plenty mushrooms, or corn smut ones...

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I think a bleached dishcloth smells like spunk tho

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I was going to have a full English breakfast.....

I'll just have a bacon sarnie now

Hahaha.....ooops

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

No but some spunk wil def smell of frying mushrooms .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, mushrooms and bleach smell like sperm.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you don't keep your japs eye clean and you have fungal spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought bleach smells like cum but never mushrooms "

I thought my ex wife was a cleaning freak as the house always smelt of bleach when I got in from work, now I know the real reason!!!!!!

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By *nimaginativeUsername OP Man
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Only if you don't keep your japs eye clean and you have fungal spunk.

My japs eye is scrupulously clean!

I clean it with bleach every day.... oh, hang on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have a funghal infection

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By *oupleseekingCouple
over a year ago

nearby…..

Has it come to this....

think it’s time to go ffs

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By *am shovelMan
over a year ago

blackwater

Semen normally smells like ammonia, bleach, or chlorine. Semen is about 1 percent sperm and 99 percent other compounds, enzymes, proteins, and minerals. Many of these substances are alkaline. This means that they're above a 7 on the pH scale, which is measured from 0 (highly acidic) to 14 (highly alkaline)

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