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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody had the misfortune of a meet with a bloke with a bellend like a block of brie or a woman with a snatch as stinky as a sardine sandwich?

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

the thort of cheesy knobs makes me feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the thort of cheesy knobs makes me feel ill "

+1

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have come lips to lips with an unpleasant smelling lady garden. I lasted literally seconds down there. It was an early experience but thankfully there are some very tasty ones on here I could enjoy for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the sick smiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have come lips to lips with an unpleasant smelling lady garden. I lasted literally seconds down there. It was an early experience but thankfully there are some very tasty ones on here I could enjoy for ages."

Same experience happened to me years ago. It smelled like a blocked urinal. YUGHHH.

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields


"I have come lips to lips with an unpleasant smelling lady garden. I lasted literally seconds down there. It was an early experience but thankfully there are some very tasty ones on here I could enjoy for ages.

Same experience happened to me years ago. It smelled like a blocked urinal. YUGHHH."

Yep, there's a difference between smelling musky and smelling like a husky!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

thankfully not, on both sides.

however have smelt ones that were slightly musky but put it down to travelling.

i personally make an excuse to have a piss before any naked fun and go wash myself while there, to make sure no unsavoury flavouring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually wash my tool as often as poss hate to be sweaty down there

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Baby wipes are always left out in the bathroom here lol for both myself and my meet, can never be too fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once sucked a guys cock that tasted like it had been up someones arse. not good. blurgh!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the sick smiley "

with the piggin crying one

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

urrrrggghhhh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


".

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off"

oh yes!!!! guys......if you want rimming you need to ensure you have a good old wash in the crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

oh yes!!!! guys......if you want rimming you need to ensure you have a good old wash in the crack "

I nearly spat milkshake everywhere LOOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off"

lmfaopmsl that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone smell my knob i cant reach

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

lmfaopmsl that made me laugh"

One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The title of this thread would make a great name for a swingers punk band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

lmfaopmsl that made me laugh

One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it"

lol dude that wouldve put me off completely

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Had a meat once where the house was grimy but she was cute Sir and I were keen to play with her her oh however stank I tried to go down on him and wretched Sir saw this and told me to get dressed and we left I then wiped my feet on the way out and scrubbed myself in bleach when I got home

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

lmfaopmsl that made me laugh

One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it

lol dude that wouldve put me off completely "

It ruined the mood a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

oh yes!!!! guys......if you want rimming you need to ensure you have a good old wash in the crack "

With a power washer I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Same experience happened to me years ago. It smelled like a blocked urinal. YUGHHH.'

same here thing it was with a lady i had met several times before and she had aways tasted sweat as anything before, till one day she called on way home from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cracking answers on here haha

Think I'm lucky as never had a manly cock, I just couldn't

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

I dont think i'll bother opening a bag of cheesy wotsits now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No1 wants to open a cold cheese toastie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwashed Genitalia were a great, and sadly, shortlived late 70s punk band.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

this thread is screamin out for a blue waffle comment - i know HPC will be happy about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bork...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had misfortune of smelly cock but i would have to be honest with someone if it stank. Just no need for it i mean how much is a bar of bloody soap? haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"What's blue waffle "

google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's blue waffle "

OMG....don't google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's blue waffle "

Do not google it or fried rice

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

stop ruining my fun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some cracking answers on here haha

Think I'm lucky as never had a manly cock, I just couldn't "

am sure u meant MANKY cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily for me I think lol I can't google while on phone as my phone dies if I try and do more than one thing at once lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Luckily for me I think lol I can't google while on phone as my phone dies if I try and do more than one thing at once lol. "

just imagine a fanny driping with gangerine(however u spell it) and puss filled boils...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lovely lol is that what awaits me on this site lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Once tasted the saltiest woman ever. My partner at the time didn't seem to mind at all but I couldn't quite go the distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no excuse for the unwashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

errrr nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i googled it, that is yuck!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i googled it, that is yuck!!!!!!!!!!"

yeah!!!! someone did it!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"i once sucked a guys cock that tasted like it had been up someones arse. not good. blurgh!!! "

Thanks for that!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I'd forgotten about blue waffles

Ugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Fishy body odour is horrible, some people just have it and it can't be helped.

But a shitty smelling arse is the biggest turn off

lmfaopmsl that made me laugh

One turned over and said do me doggy style, the stench was rank, I told her to fuck off to the bathroom and wash it"

Did you go there after? If yes, says more about you.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Had a meat once where the house was grimy but she was cute Sir and I were keen to play with her her oh however stank I tried to go down on him and wretched Sir saw this and told me to get dressed and we left I then wiped my feet on the way out and scrubbed myself in bleach when I got home"

I don't get people still prepared to give dirty people a go. Why?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Years ago I wet down on a woman and her pubic hair was a bit more au naturale than I'd bargained for, in that it was all matted and stunk to high heaven of what must have been a week's worth of stale piss! I was back on my feet faster than Jesus was when he found out cream eggs were back in t' shops! Yuckety, yuck!

Always been wary of pussys that are packing pubes since that day, so try to stick exclusively to smooth since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've just been sick in my mouth a little bit

boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've just been sick in my mouth a little bit

boak "

sicky kisses mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had it myself

I think people with smelly bits tend to be just dirty all over, i mean your not going to shower and not wash you bits are you so if they have a smelly cock im sure they must smell in general

I have met guys who have had a BO problem so ive never got as far as playing with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's y u do the scratch n sniff test....lol if smells like chicken I'm licking, if it smells like trout I'm out...

There is no excuse for it though and for me I've never experienced it or been the nasty fucker to be cheesy n smeeling of b.o

Don't these people have any shame....if times are that bad message me I'll get u some radox.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm having my yearly bath tonight, anyone for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would actually be quite embarrassed if a woman said to me my cock smelt. I can't imagine anything more off putting than the smell or taste of cheese. As for women got to be clean and preferably trimmed or shaven. Can't stand the smell or taste of fish. Luckily only happened to me once.

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Quite a few times I have been asked not to shower before a meet ... seems some guys really like it ...not for me though ... bleuuurghhhh

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have met cocks with cottage cheese under the foreskin - also a couple of cut guys who were cheesey!!!

They don't have any shame! When told that things won't be going any further they don't get it and even get miffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met cocks with cottage cheese under the foreskin - also a couple of cut guys who were cheesey!!!

They don't have any shame! When told that things won't be going any further they don't get it and even get miffed! "

100% agree with you - peoples personal hygine is an absolute must for me and i to have often walked away from "meets" with both male and females because they are not clean - yuck yuck yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been asked not to change underwear or shower for a weekend and meet on a Monday. What the fuck lol when I said dirty old men I ment sexually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a meat once where the house was grimy but she was cute Sir and I were keen to play with her her oh however stank I tried to go down on him and wretched Sir saw this and told me to get dressed and we left I then wiped my feet on the way out and scrubbed myself in bleach when I got home

I don't get people still prepared to give dirty people a go. Why?!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ITS A NO GO for me i am not having sex with dirty people who smell ,,,,,,, and if thay did i would be out there fast .In this day and age theres just no need for this .... oooo god noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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