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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I haven't

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By *inkyalfieMan
over a year ago

hampshire

I measured mine about 6 months back because someone asked me “what size is your cock” and I didn’t know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes a few years ago wish I hadn’t lol

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By *ritishAsianMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

I never thought of measuring my cock until i had a meet arranged and the lady asked ‘what size is your cock?’. Measured it and it is 6” long

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The most recent time I measured my cock, was when I looked in to condoms, after having an adverse reaction to the free ones I used in a club So, online research put me on to using the cardboard tube of a standard toilet roll, which was interesting.......

Anyway, I now only use Mates Skyns (other condom makes are available), as they are latex-free and the most comfortable size for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I tried but its tricky with a Microscope in the other hand

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, it is what it is, take it or leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured tbf it just what we born with a guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

No point measuring. It doesn't make it any bigger or smaller.

Learn to use what you got I say

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

How on earth do you measure a vagina? I'm picturing an old school ruler but those things have hellish edges

And the workmans metal tape measure isn't at all appealing either

Maybe it's a measure the tide lines on the dildo trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured it and wouldn’t know exactly where to measure it from.

Top of cock to tip?

Underneath to tip?

At max pumped up erection ? - or standard erection

Pushing measure into the “ fleshy “ tissue ?

All makes a difference I guess

But does it - we are all very small, small, medium, large or very large

I am I believe in the medium camp

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By *en ukMan
over a year ago

harrow London

7.5 inch long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t

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By *heblackmacMan
over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Feel free to measure mine if you want

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I insist on it and to measure it properly as I don't want to be mislead with this clever angled photos

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Yep, was 6inch when I was 18 and still am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the girth for a metal.cock ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i measured both length and girth, was interested how i compared to uk average.

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Not actually measured it, but I can make an accurate guess.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket


"Yes i measured both length and girth, was interested how i compared to uk average."

And?

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I tried but its tricky with a Microscope in the other hand "

Looks mighty fine to me...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Yep a lamppost luckily everybody Stuck in their houses. But the cat was looking at me funny

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

I have... I wish I didn't though

Lol

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Yep, was 6inch when I was 18 and still am"

Still 18?....

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket


"Yep, was 6inch when I was 18 and still am

Still 18?.... "

18inch? Hell no, I’d faint lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes i measured both length and girth, was interested how i compared to uk average.

And?"
well uk avg is 5.2 long and 4.75 girth.

Im 5 3/4" long and 5" girth, so around average. Not fab average thats 10" long and 6" girth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not since I was a teenager.

Looks like inches are a lot shorter these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course x started off with a ruler while i was still in school then moved on to things like cans of beer etc now measuring tape lol

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Yep, was 6inch when I was 18 and still am

Still 18?....

18inch? Hell no, I’d faint lol"

So would I....

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket


"Yep, was 6inch when I was 18 and still am

Still 18?....

18inch? Hell no, I’d faint lol

So would I.... "

And also rich

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Not measured it ..but big enough to fill 2 prams

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Never measured mine...but there is a pic on my profile if anyone can estimate it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measured mine about 6 months back because someone asked me “what size is your cock” and I didn’t know. "

And what was the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never measured my cock but when someone asks I always reply “big enough.”

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I will line up the remote controls over the toilet tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to do it today to prove how big I was n fab

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve got a 12” cock.

But I don’t use it as a rule.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

Not for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No point measuring. It doesn't make it any bigger or smaller.

Learn to use what you got I say"

Yup!

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By *untime77xxMan
over a year ago

birmingham

No but at a guess I’m about 7 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a 12” cock.

But I don’t use it as a rule. "

I met a guy with a 12inch dick. He showed it to me, so he wasn’t lying.

He told me he has trouble finding people who will have sex with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never measured mine...but there is a pic on my profile if anyone can estimate it for me "

Nice pic.

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby

Measured mine but as it's described as something teenagers do guess I'm in the clear Im 8.2"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We once got a message from a guy with a 9 inch cock

The wife whatsapped me to read the message on fab

I replied , wheres he measuring it from ? His arsehole ?

When I checked whatsApp , I thought wheres that message gone

Yep you guessed it , I had sent that message to him on fab

He then replied , so then you up for a meet ......

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Not measured mine since college, pretty happy with it to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked to do it today to prove how big I was n fab "

Ha same here.

Come on now, all blokes have measured their nob at one time or another or had a lady measure it. Clearly there’s only really point in measuring it once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a spare sky remote if anyone needs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread cracks me up.. especially any females out there who are so shallow about cock sizes! Wonder just how they might feel if men were to challenge a women on tightness of her pusdy or size of her flaps ????

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"We once got a message from a guy with a 9 inch cock

The wife whatsapped me to read the message on fab

I replied , wheres he measuring it from ? His arsehole ?

When I checked whatsApp , I thought wheres that message gone

Yep you guessed it , I had sent that message to him on fab

He then replied , so then you up for a meet ......"
Funny story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a spare sky remote if anyone needs.. "

Has to be an original sky plus...none of this sky q malarkey

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

I must admit that I have.

Was a long time ago though.

Was 9.5" I think.

...or may have been 5.9"

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By *inkyalfieMan
over a year ago

hampshire


"I measured mine about 6 months back because someone asked me “what size is your cock” and I didn’t know.

And what was the answer?"

7”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a spare sky remote if anyone needs..

Has to be an original sky plus...none of this sky q malarkey "

I'm old fashioned...still got coal bunker

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"I got a spare sky remote if anyone needs..

Has to be an original sky plus...none of this sky q malarkey

I'm old fashioned...still got coal bunker"

I’m not comparing mine to a coal bunker

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Yes. Just over 6” if anyone cares

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By *unguy458Man
over a year ago

London

Never measured mine, probably due to the fact I can't be bothered to look for a tape measurer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a spare sky remote if anyone needs..

Has to be an original sky plus...none of this sky q malarkey

I'm old fashioned...still got coal bunker

I’m not comparing mine to a coal bunker "

I can see yours from here...

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

I’m not doing banana for scale on a pic though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t, feel free to guesstimate though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7" ..5"3/4 girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is as deep as the iud was fitted on my ex,was like having little electric shocks on my helmet each pump ..

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By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate

As long as I have a bigger one than a Rabbit that's good for me.I just don't get to hump like Rabbits

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall

Long as it bigger than the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google

I was wondering the same thing hahaha

How on earth do you measure a vagina? I'm picturing an old school ruler but those things have hellish edges

And the workmans metal tape measure isn't at all appealing either

Maybe it's a measure the tide lines on the dildo trick? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent since i was 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two metres is the safe distance....just

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

I asked google, google said big enough

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

7”, but smells more like a foot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.5 when rock hard

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By *eandher2020Man
over a year ago

somewere

9 rock hard

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I can honestly say I have never asked a guy how big his cock is. Size doesn't matter it's how you use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can honestly say I have never asked a guy how big his cock is. Size doesn't matter it's how you use it"

Exactly. Use what you have. You can't make it bigger

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I can honestly say size does matter when you got a small one in you... At least with a small one, you can make use of the time and think about other things like writing your shopping list! Lol

On a serious note, from my experience of sex, some men with small cocks have no clue how to please. Some men with big cocks are robotic, but most of the time the guys I met with above average, especially the massive cocks been great kinky fuckers...

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Never measured mine, probably due to the fact I can't be bothered to look for a tape measurer "

I reckon from the limited 1 photo you have it's 7 by 4

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By *andrxCouple
over a year ago

bedford

No idea , it seems to do the trick tho

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we met 2 bi guys about 18 months ago and they measured it with the wife lol. 7.5 plus the ring ha ha. That was first time.

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By *urrey Dave 69Man
over a year ago

Epsom, Surrey


"Yes i measured both length and girth, was interested how i compared to uk average."

Before I started swinging various girlfriends had told me I was big but I had no comparison so did the measurements to see if they were being honest. Recently I checked again with an online penis volume calculator. Apparantly in a room of a 1,000 nobody is likely to have a bigger cock than me. It doesn't make me a better lover but it does help with confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "
I've never measured my cock but as a fisherman i know its 8.6"

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I measured mine a couple of weeks ago, but I keep on forgetting the size. 7' ish? I take a size XL condom though if that's any help?

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley

It changes with each encounter so there's no point more excited more blood more length

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley


"Not measured it ..but big enough to fill 2 prams "

Lol love it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I had mine measured by a lady during a meet about 18 months ago...according to her...6" long and 6" all the way round

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Not since I was a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you measure from? Can definitely add an inch or so by measuring from from balls to top from the front

Anyway, never had any complaints

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

A lot of guys on here being economical with the truth, everyone of them have measured it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had never measured it before until I came onto here..I think I did it just incase I ever got asked the size lol

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Yes measured mine Quite a few times, by both myself, ex gf, ex wife, and at photoshoots. Didn’t measure it as a teen I was to busy playing with it, last measurement of mine hard 8.25ins long x 6.5ins girth.. soft about 6ins long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather not risk the further disappointment haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh did it in millimetres you make it sound bigger

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham


"Never measured it and wouldn’t know exactly where to measure it from.

Top of cock to tip?

Underneath to tip?

At max pumped up erection ? - or standard erection

Pushing measure into the “ fleshy “ tissue ?

All makes a difference I guess

But does it - we are all very small, small, medium, large or very large

I am I believe in the medium camp "

All of that ^^^ then double it and add 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager I did. I haven’t recently. And if I did I would do in mm as the gentleman above said

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Actually measured first time when i was in relationship because she was curious what's the size

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Nope, I think as a grown male or female you shouldn’t need to measure it as you have a good idea yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive measured mine. Though it would look alot better if i lost weight.

Its still too small for alot of people around my area tho where there seam to be alot looking for 8in plus.

Properly meaured (ruler pressed into fat pad above the penis) im around 6.75in long and girth is 5.25 to 5.5in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 facts about me

1 my penis is as long as a subway foot long

2 I'm banned from every subway store in the UK

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Never measured mine but no complaints so far

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I tried but I ran out of tape

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By *ock-a-doodledooMan
over a year ago

Grimsby ish

Yes of course,"it's 12" long I use it as a rule".

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yes, because people kept asking me about my size.

This is how I know that other men consistently lie about their penises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! Measured mine. As with many on Fab-there is that temptation to lie about the size,just to get a meet(not by me...I have found out that people have used my videos and pictures,pretending it was them).

If you lie about your size,you end up leaving the other person disappointed.

I have a photo of mine with a tape measure,to show potential meets beforehand(yes,it’s egotistical but like an EBay add,the seller should be as honest as possible).

I don’t disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not measured it as an adult but definitely as a teenage boy. It's a right of passage haha

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My GF of 14 years suddenly insisted on it the other day. Weird huh?

Apparently I'm just over 7 inches.

I'm wondering if a few of her close friends are now aware of this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of guys on here being economical with the truth, everyone of them have measured it "

This.

Admittedly not for many years but I doubt it's shrunk/grown.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I've measured it from side to side:

'Tis three feet long, and two feet wide.

(I just thought it was time for some poetry; admittedly not Wordsworth’s finest moment.)

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By *uyforyouMan
over a year ago

irvine

I did when I used my pump, after few months of use this gadget I have two inches long.

But now I think my cock is much smaller than before I started using my pump, maybe just because is not using any more right now, even wank I do every few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured mine.

It's not like we have to have it measured as women have to for bras. I know it's not small and I'm never going to get a job as the male lead in a porn film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, against my can of lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help with measurements!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you bring your own tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measured mine about 6 months back because someone asked me “what size is your cock” and I didn’t know. "

Same!

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By *untime77xxMan
20 weeks ago

birmingham

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By *edonist79Man
20 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I measured mine as a teen. Haven't measured it since but it's the same size now ??

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By *ogNMuseCouple
20 weeks ago

Surrey

Same length as an IPhone 14 Pro Max

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By *ucka39Man
20 weeks ago

Newcastle

I did many years ago just out of curiosity after watching something on the box

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By *helipsMan
20 weeks ago

swansea

Can someone help measure mine please, for the purposes of the forum obviously

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By *avexxMan
20 weeks ago

cheshire


"Same length as an IPhone 14 Pro Max "

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By *oiluvfunMan
20 weeks ago

Penrith

Yep, it’ll do

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By *onkoMan
20 weeks ago

here and there

Can't say that I have

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By *ornLordMan
20 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

I've measured it from side to side:

'Tis three feet long, and two feet wide.

(Nothing to do with the thread; I just thought I'd chuck in some Wordsworth, a short extract from his poem The Thorn.)

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By *yeSureMan
20 weeks ago

Glasgow

As id returned my Sky kit and in particular the remote a few years ago, ive struggled to.

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By *lutty_FetgeekWoman
20 weeks ago

Wallasey

I have a tape measure if it helps

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By *arry WindsorMan
20 weeks ago

Heaton Park Manchester


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

Not personally but had it measured as part of a medical survey about 15 years ago. Measured from public bone to tip excluding foreskin.

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
20 weeks ago

East Sussex

Any ladies what to come and measure mine. Tape measure supplied

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By *heelerMan
20 weeks ago

Northants


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

In millimeters or inches always seems bigger in the summer this cold not good for it.

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By *f3someCouple
20 weeks ago

glasgow

Same size as a Samsung s22 ultra in the case lol

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By *dd_soxMan
20 weeks ago

Suffolk

Not in the last hour I haven't...

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By *dd_soxMan
20 weeks ago

Suffolk


"Same size as a Samsung s22 ultra in the case lol"

Yikes - that's thin! Good for letterbox sex?

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By *f3someCouple
20 weeks ago

glasgow


"Same size as a Samsung s22 ultra in the case lol

Yikes - that's thin! Good for letterbox sex?"

Only in length lol wish it was that wide lol

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By *irwanksalot69Man
20 weeks ago

Birmingham

Every guy has measured at some point. They then come on here & add several inches to the measurement

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By *r John WickMan
20 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ve never measured it.

I did draw a tape measure onto it once.

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

North Haverbrook

I gave that up when it became an innie.

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By *imbob85Man
20 weeks ago

inverness

Did when I was younger and not so long ago when I was asked. That’s my story and I am sticking to it

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By *rispyDuckMan
20 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Last time I measured was in my 20s, it was impressive then & still impressive now lol

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
20 weeks ago

chichester

I measure it alot on another platform for my followers lol as they are obsessed with knowing if its really big or not ...

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20 weeks ago


"I measure it alot on another platform for my followers lol as they are obsessed with knowing if its really big or not ... "

You do have a fab cock!!

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By *oelDorianMan
20 weeks ago

vanaheim


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

Nope I haven’t if I’m being honest

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By *ohnny3333Man
20 weeks ago

fleetwood

Yeah 4

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By *ingerSpiceBombCouple
20 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Well not literally myself, but mérida has

I normally just take the gasp when women see it as a given, biggest they had/seen

Mr

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
20 weeks ago

.

No matter what anyone says at some point every Man on fab has either had someone do it or done it themselves,

I'm calling bullshit if they say they haven't

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By *jonesMan
20 weeks ago

london

I haven't ...never bothered , never had a boner with a ruler handy...what do you do with the information any way ...

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By *FNMLMCMan
20 weeks ago

Sunderland

No but I do like the idea of being compared with another guy by a woman

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By *FNMLMCMan
20 weeks ago

Sunderland

Can you ladies line up the men and get the tape measure out…?

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By *aleakalaMan
20 weeks ago

Stourbridge

No, seems pointless as everyone lies or if I'm being kind estimates badly.

I know how I compare to others in clubs and cinemas.

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By *io--Man
20 weeks ago

Poulton


"I measure it alot on another platform for my followers lol as they are obsessed with knowing if its really big or not ... "
Basically this. I doubt Id actually care about the specific measurements to the millimeter but I get asked basically every day on platforms i post to

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By *aveJones76Man
20 weeks ago

Rotherham

Guilty, just to see how much below average I am.

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By *umbrian85Man
20 weeks ago

Cumbria

Yes, but not in about 10 years

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By *rivatecouple30sCouple
20 weeks ago

Newcastle and Edinburgh

Only when asked the size and I didn’t know. I was probably late teens then. Assume it’s still the same size so don’t need to measure again haha

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By *itygamesMan
20 weeks ago

UK

i cant , i havent got a tv so no remote

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By *aveJones76Man
20 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Only when asked the size and I didn’t know. I was probably late teens then. Assume it’s still the same size so don’t need to measure again haha "

That what I thought tbh, but I've lost just less than an inch since my early 20s

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By *ilo1962Man
20 weeks ago

Kinross

Length years ago but never thought about the girth until had seen quite a few hard cocks close up

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By *uffhandymanMan
20 weeks ago

selby/peterborough

I haven’t, but a customer did a few weeks ago.

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By *iking 777Man
15 weeks ago

Kirkwall

Not since got rid of the old sky remote

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

chichester


"Not since got rid of the old sky remote "

Do what j do. Use your forearm or lay it down your thigh to knee

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By *iking 777Man
15 weeks ago

Kirkwall


"Not since got rid of the old sky remote

Do what j do. Use your forearm or lay it down your thigh to knee "
be like a baby's arm hanging out a pram holding an orange

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By *heonixrising500Man
15 weeks ago

Barnsley

I had it measured in a meet once was 3 inch bigger than her husbands

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

its shrunk 6 inches now only left with 2

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

No. It's been adequate so far

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Haha of course I have, you get curious eventually... It's absolutely spot on 7" which is quite satisfying really.

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By *NMMaleMan
15 weeks ago

Stourport


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

No but feel free to meet and measure for me!

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By *nly the lonelyMan
15 weeks ago

Ely

Well I think if I measure mine in centemeters it will sound bigger. But in inches I'm only about 5 inches at a guess.

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By *rispyDuckMan
15 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

There is no ruler big enough to measure it haha it measures in acres

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

Not as a rule

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By *ilfermlineMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I did recently when I found out the average circumference was 4.5 inches. Turned out I was above average

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By *heelerMan
15 weeks ago

Northants

If you bring a tape measure I'll let you measure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

No

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By *hastityPleasureGiverMan
15 weeks ago

Rotherham

Yes a long time ago , we heard long term chastity shrinks penis and wondered if it was true.

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By *asha86Couple
15 weeks ago

walsall


"As an Adult have you seriously measured your cock? We thought that's what teenage boys do? We would guess it's more single guys, but we could be wrong. As always, average penis and vagina sizes available on Google "

We had this conversation about 12-18 months ago and i said it was one size and she said it was another so i grabbed a tape measure and did the honours and turns out she was right

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
15 weeks ago

South West London

Yes I have and it's 6 inches and not afraid to admit it

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By *imfucktwoMan
15 weeks ago

here and there

Where do you measure from? I hook the end of the tape measure in my asshole and go from there.

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By *oiluvfunMan
15 weeks ago

Penrith

Just shy of 8” fully erect

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