FabSwingers.com forum: Single Men - Successful First Messages

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am sure you all know that you are guaranteed a meet when you send the following as first messages:

Hey huni

Wow sexi

Fancy meeting now

AND, my new favourite...

I always wanted a sexy Indian ho.

Seriously, there have been some really engaging, short and witty first messages that have had me wanting to reply immediately. What works for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about I can make you scream to which my reply is are you a spider they make me scream. Then block

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What about I can make you scream to which my reply is are you a spider they make me scream. Then block "

I've not had that one! Why oh why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i guess a lot of guys just try their luck and do not bother to type much.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I've had "black bitch' as an opener.

Last night a local man, no pic, one line profile sent "fancy a bit now?"

Don't know how I managed to decline.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I hear what you're saying and I don't send messages out like the ones you've described..... But.... I like to write afew proper sentences out with a little about myself, what I'm looking for and then what made me actually send the mail ie. Attraction. Normally my messages get read but I get no reply and the message doesn't get deleted nor am I blocked. So I guess my question is... What do you want from a message?

Although I get the feeling that there seems to be a bad rep out there for Indian guys, which I understand especially if they're from Leicester. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wanted a sexy Indian ho" that's just bloody downright rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had "black bitch' as an opener.

Last night a local man, no pic, one line profile sent "fancy a bit now?"

Don't know how I managed to decline.

Nor me given he has managed to spell all the words and nt txt spk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on girls give us some tips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate one liners or even some are just three words!

Having said that as a younger man a friend of mine had the same pickup line he used in bars etc. Always the same "Any chance of a fuck". He got a lot of slapped faces but just occasionally scored. His logic was why waste, time, money and effort buying drinks just get straight to the point. I guess the one line kings on here have the same attitude.

"I am sure you all know that you are guaranteed a meet when you send the following as first messages:

Hey huni

Wow sexi

Fancy meeting now

AND, my new favourite...

I always wanted a sexy Indian ho.

Seriously, there have been some really engaging, short and witty first messages that have had me wanting to reply immediately. What works for you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A memorable one for me..

"I've never fucked a fat bird"

Congratualations mate, you wont be fucking this one either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why should gals give guys clues to how to write a message. Its the message that tells us what kind of guy you are so if I tell you what I want in a message I setting myself up to be deceived into thinking guys are something they not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why should gals give guys clues to how to write a message. Its the message that tells us what kind of guy you are so if I tell you what I want in a message I setting myself up to be deceived into thinking guys are something they not

I understand that after 100's of mails sent with no reply, single blokes might get a bit fed up. But seriously....??!!

One line messages usually get my reply of "." As in just a full stop as a reply. I did once get an apology as a reply to my 'full stop' message. He turned out to be a really nice bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on girls give us some tips x"

There is no magic formula. What works for one would never work for another, you just have to find what works for you.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I don't send out countless messages, I realise that I'm not everyone's cup of tea and hell not everyone is mine. X

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I understand the logic of the mass-marketing message that may be successful with one person out of 1,000 but don't get bent out of shape when you are rejected. What I don't understand are the downright insulting first messages.

Perhaps I should start sending random one liners out to men and see what the response rate is?

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I wish that a bloke who sends out millions of "one liners" (with or without accompanying cock-shot) would explain on here why they do it.

Presumably no-one wants to waste their time do they? So do a percentage of these messages actually get a positive reply? Is it the numbers game, so that if 1% reply, you have to send out 100 a day, every day?

So please, someone who sends out one-liners, please explain what makes it a good idea. The rest of us are just guessing at your motives, please let us have your side of the story.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I understand the logic of the mass-marketing message that may be successful with one person out of 1,000 but don't get bent out of shape when you are rejected. What I don't understand are the downright insulting first messages.

Perhaps I should start sending random one liners out to men and see what the response rate is?"

You'll definitely be able to come up with a list of fakes and timewasters. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too right. If they haven't got the nous to realise they are doing something wrong then why would you want to engage with them anyway?

Besides the message would just reveal what you found attractive, it would no longer say anything about the sender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too right. If they haven't got the nous to realise they are doing something wrong then why would you want to engage with them anyway?

Besides the message would just reveal what you found attractive, it would no longer say anything about the sender.

That's why I don't list my interests guys used to just say what was on that list wether it was true or not. Imagine a meet where you think the other person is well into the one thing that is a absolute must for you in a meet to find out its the one thing they hate even the thought of lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is hard to type with just your left hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a I will make you come with my tong. Twat if he bother to find anything out he will know that its not oral that does THAT for me but as he didn't even say hi I think thats unlikely

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I just had a I will make you come with my tong. Twat if he bother to find anything out he will know that its not oral that does THAT for me but as he didn't even say hi I think thats unlikely"

Do you think that he mailed you after reading your comments on the forum? X

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I just got one. Apparently, he's bored and did I fancy a discrete meet.

That would be nice wouldn't it. I am a lucky girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got one. Apparently, he's bored and did I fancy a discrete meet.

That would be nice wouldn't it. I am a lucky girl."

You lucky lucky thing you. Why did you not rip your knickers of there and then you know your place in life do you not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubt it that would mean reading and giving a dam lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I just got one. Apparently, he's bored and did I fancy a discrete meet.

That would be nice wouldn't it. I am a lucky girl.

You lucky lucky thing you. Why did you not rip your knickers of there and then you know your place in life do you not lol"

You mean she didn't do that and get on all fours ready for him? Lol.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just got one. Apparently, he's bored and did I fancy a discrete meet.

That would be nice wouldn't it. I am a lucky girl.

You lucky lucky thing you. Why did you not rip your knickers of there and then you know your place in life do you not lol

You mean she didn't do that and get on all fours ready for him? Lol.

I'm in that position right now for the four that I have received like that today! It seems being online means that I have to meet someone here now.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Doubt it that would mean reading and giving a dam lol"

Ah yes the the illiterate male stalking his prey! they give the rest of us a bad name for sure. X

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I just got one. Apparently, he's bored and did I fancy a discrete meet.

That would be nice wouldn't it. I am a lucky girl.

You lucky lucky thing you. Why did you not rip your knickers of there and then you know your place in life do you not lol

You mean she didn't do that and get on all fours ready for him? Lol.

I'm in that position right now for the four that I have received like that today! It seems being online means that I have to meet someone here now."

Oooh you bad girl! 4 of them too! Lol

Although I imagine that you would look mighty fine whilst assuming the position. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I usually have a face pic in public I get a fair few mentioning my eyes. I think its quite nice being complimentary in a first message, or do I just like my ego massaged. Sir has the worst profile and sent a rubbish opening message and he is a lovely man. There is no winning formula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile says I'm on sub side so I often get. I'm gunna own and fuck you bitch. It's never worked out for males with me so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the classic "u wanna fuk?" said no thankyou.

He then replied "so what u on here 4 then?" dont think i'll be meeting anytime soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A memorable one for me..

"I've never fucked a fat bird"

Congratualations mate, you wont be fucking this one either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doubt it that would mean reading and giving a dam lol

Ah yes the the illiterate male stalking his prey! they give the rest of us a bad name for sure. X"

Do they balls. If there is anyone who thinks that an entire sex have the same negative traits regarding nous, imagination and making an effort then the person in question is too intellectually challenged for me to consider meeting at any rate.

And next to these illiterate fuckwits who make these ridiculous correspondences you and I look all the more charming my friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doubt it that would mean reading and giving a dam lol

Ah yes the the illiterate male stalking his prey! they give the rest of us a bad name for sure. X

And next to these illiterate fuckwits who make these ridiculous correspondences you and I look all the more charming my friend...

I'm glad it's just not me that thinks like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In real life you never approach (at least I don't most of the time) a girl telling her what attracted you to her or with some fancy lines - I always try to open my lines with a nice "hello,hey,how are you etc" and then if I get their attention I take it to the next stage (club seen); again different opening lines can be used if the girl shows some signs,which makes it easier to come up with something else, like when they get close to you and deliberately push you and then say sorry but then push you again lol

I can understand the fact that girls here don't like that type of one liners that just come up with hi hello, it makes sense because unlike in real life the amount of guys messaging here to girls is paramount; but again the question here is, do girls show some sort of signs that allow guys to interact with them and come up with different lines other than just hello?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In real life you never approach (at least I don't most of the time) a girl telling her what attracted you to her or with some fancy lines - I always try to open my lines with a nice "hello,hey,how are you etc" and then if I get their attention I take it to the next stage (club seen); again different opening lines can be used if the girl shows some signs,which makes it easier to come up with something else, like when they get close to you and deliberately push you and then say sorry but then push you again lol

You are missing some fundamental differences between messaging on line and speaking face to face though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are missing some fundamental differences between messaging on line and speaking face to face though.

I might be missing them but I'm perfectly aware that there are differences between face to face and online messaging, as a matter of fact my first message was intented to show that difference but it was followed by a question about whether those differences are justified and whether they can be applied to all women.

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By *horleytwoCouple
over a year ago

chorley

One of our recent ones "your profile says you don't send face pics but i would need to see one 'cause she looks like she could be a minger"

Thats after he contacted us uninvited!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are missing some fundamental differences between messaging on line and speaking face to face though.

Whether they are justified doesn;t matter they exist and we have to adapt to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, there have been some really engaging, short and witty first messages that have had me wanting to reply immediately. What works for you?"

I reckon a little limerick would work for you:

There once was a girl called Lickety

Who was looking for just the tickety

But she would say a big no

When called an Indian ho

Maybe she's just too pernickety

There, bet that's got you reaching for the rabbit already. It worked for Keats and Byron.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point.

People have different ideas about what is and isn't witty. The same way that people have different ideas about what's a nice message and what is a boring one. The last is the perfect message sent on a day when someone is in a very bad mood! There are so many factors beyond our control that there's is no perfect message.

What's important to me is that I'm being me and if a person can't accept that then oh well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... and then again, there are 'ladies' on the site that like that kind of message (not me I hasten to add lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... and then again, there are 'ladies' on the site that like that kind of message (not me I hasten to add lol)"

Exactly!

I had the same conversation with a friend the other day. There are certain men who approach women in a way that (you would think) gets them a smack in the mouth but they're are successful. So then who are you more annoyed by: The men who practice such behaviour or the women who accept it?

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

For what it is worth, men send other men one line messages as well. Most often I get is "Hi, how are you" with no question mark. That bothers me more than it should.

Others I get are along the lines of "Hi, nice profile. Up for some horny cock fun?". Three words which I don't think I would ever use, but hey, maybe that's just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... and then again, there are 'ladies' on the site that like that kind of message (not me I hasten to add lol)

Exactly!

Why should you be annoyed by either? And why do you feel "women accept it"? They obviously get the full spectrum of messages so why question their preferences?

I've long said like attracts like on here. I don;t send cock pictures, don;t send sexual messages, wouldn;t want to meet someone who favours that approach.

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I wish that a bloke who sends out millions of "one liners" (with or without accompanying cock-shot) would explain on here why they do it.

So please, someone who sends out one-liners, please explain what makes it a good idea. The rest of us are just guessing at your motives, please let us have your side of the story. "

as a single male previously i can honestly say, 1 liners work more often than the long drawn out boring shit you lot "claim to send"

1 line, witty and humerous is all it takes,

after all, the couple, or predominantly single female will either not read it (they dont read long ones either so wasted effort) or they will immediately click on your pictures, if they like the look of you then you have a chance, if they think your ugly, whether you send a long message or 1 line makes no difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The men!! Couldn't care less about women who like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... and then again, there are 'ladies' on the site that like that kind of message (not me I hasten to add lol)

Exactly!

Why should you be annoyed by either? And why do you feel "women accept it"? They obviously get the full spectrum of messages so why question their preferences?

I've long said like attracts like on here. I don;t send cock pictures, don;t send sexual messages, wouldn;t want to meet someone who favours that approach."

I'm not annoyed by it. It wasn't a statement, it was an observational question. Plus, I'm not thinking about Fabs alone, I'm talking about when engaging with people in general.

As far as women accepting it is concerned, I've been to many bars and clubs and I'm sure we all have and thought "Wow, that worked?!

" when guys approach women in a certain way.

Of course, it all comes down to preferences but I'm simply trying to satisfy my curiosity. I guess that's a thread for another day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The men!! Couldn't care less about women who like that

Lol! Cheers!

So what makes you say that then?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Seriously, there have been some really engaging, short and witty first messages that have had me wanting to reply immediately. What works for you?

I reckon a little limerick would work for you:

There once was a girl called Lickety

Who was looking for just the tickety

But she would say a big no

When called an Indian ho

Maybe she's just too pernickety

There, bet that's got you reaching for the rabbit already. It worked for Keats and Byron....."

Too right! I am pernickety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing a decent message is half the fun.

I hotlist profiles i like, read them a few times, look at the veri's and see if i fit the type they seem to meet

then think about what i might want, if i think there might be some common interest I'll write.

I message maybe 2 profiles a week.

I get a virtually a 100 percent return. Even if it is a no thanks.

Mostly the reply starts with thanks for writing a personal message........

There a few things you can do to get a reply, and there is one sure fire way of getting a reply, but im not going to tell you

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ur indian?

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

what do women send to men?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Writing a decent message is half the fun.

I hotlist profiles i like, read them a few times, look at the veri's and see if i fit the type they seem to meet

then think about what i might want, if i think there might be some common interest I'll write.

I message maybe 2 profiles a week.

I get a virtually a 100 percent return. Even if it is a no thanks.

Mostly the reply starts with thanks for writing a personal message........

There a few things you can do to get a reply, and there is one sure fire way of getting a reply, but im not going to tell you

x x x "

Simply the best 'cock' picture I have seen on here.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"ur indian?

Not what I would call myself, no. But it's all part of the mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite to reply too is

"where you from?"

So I reply "My mothers womb thanks!"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i loved your limeric

that was the cleverest reply ive seen on here and i only wish i had thought of it

maybe i should write all my first messages in verse would that get a better response from the ladies on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i loved your limeric

that was the cleverest reply ive seen on here and i only wish i had thought of it

maybe i should write all my first messages in verse would that get a better response from the ladies on fab"

I have a fan!! I'm sure you're a top man and thank you but why couldn't that have been really appreciated by a super hot lady - swooning and requesting a private recital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the classic "u wanna fuk?" said no thankyou.

He then replied "so what u on here 4 then?" dont think i'll be meeting anytime soon xx "

I think that is a classic thought of many men on here. They think this site is full of horny people that will fuck anyone and anything. When we turn their 'wanna fuck' offer down they just can't understand it. -Why on earth are we on here if we're not up for shagging immediately (or driving many miles to do so) every time someone is kind enough to offer?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Had the classic "u wanna fuk?" said no thankyou.

He then replied "so what u on here 4 then?" dont think i'll be meeting anytime soon xx

Then there are the those that just can't seem to understand that you might fancy something different that day.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i loved your limeric

that was the cleverest reply ive seen on here and i only wish i had thought of it

maybe i should write all my first messages in verse would that get a better response from the ladies on fab

I have a fan!! I'm sure you're a top man and thank you but why couldn't that have been really appreciated by a super hot lady - swooning and requesting a private recital?"

I swooned... well, I felt sort of faint but that may have been heatstroke. Is that what you meant by 'super hot'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the classic "u wanna fuk?" said no thankyou.

He then replied "so what u on here 4 then?" dont think i'll be meeting anytime soon xx

Then there are the those that just can't seem to understand that you might fancy something different that day."

To be fair, those kind usually send a close up pic of their cock. Always so very hard to refuse their kind offer when you've seen their cock.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

we had a guy who 'loves to fuck horny big titted milfs'

and they say romance is dead lol

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

a tv sent me MEET NOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we had a guy who 'loves to fuck horny big titted milfs'

and they say romance is dead lol"

Wow wick charm school did he graduate from lol bet you feel so blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What charm school bloody phone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swooned... well, I felt sort of faint but that may have been heatstroke. Is that what you meant by 'super hot'?

It wasn't quite the effect I was looking for but I'll take hot and swooning of any variety at this juncture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure you all know that you are guaranteed a meet when you send the following as first messages:

Hey huni

Wow sexi

Fancy meeting now

AND, my new favourite...

I always wanted a sexy Indian ho.

Seriously, there have been some really engaging, short and witty first messages that have had me wanting to reply immediately. What works for you?"

One reads the sarcasim in your words lol

I get two types on messages; the odd female/couple who contact me are;

"hell yorkie bar lol"

"is your Yorkis bar big then"

and becuase im Bi i get from some fellas/couples

"suck this"

"fuck me whilst wife watches" one of my favs as generally there no wife really lol

There are loads more i could say lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The clever come back thread inspired me and I finally have an answer to 'how u sexy'

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By *outhlondondudeMan
over a year ago

london

Perhaps I should start sending random one liners out to men and see what the response rate is?"
-Not sure it

would work. It would go over their heads. All they/we would see is a message from an ACTUAL WOMAN! lol

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

lol i love how some guys think a one liner will work,

if it does not work in a pub how is it gonna work here? i just guess some guys aint got the charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took me months to get a meet . Some guys think they can meet straight away . I love this site so many great people and friends I've made along the way

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Perhaps I should start sending random one liners out to men and see what the response rate is?-Not sure it

would work. It would go over their heads. All they/we would see is a message from an ACTUAL WOMAN! lol

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if i actually got a message from a woman i would not believe them to be real i agree with a previous poster it matters not a jot what you write on your profile or in a message be good looking and you will get more replies

be ugly and be ignored at least thats how i comfort myself to help handle the constant rejection its not the real you its just cos your ugly

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

rant over shoot me down now

but to answer the op question a guy on here i know who has lots of meets and lots of replies never writes more than hi in his 1st message and he gets nearly 20% replies

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over a year ago

"My profile says I'm on sub side so I often get. I'm gunna own and fuck you bitch. It's never worked out for males with me so far"

what if someone messages and said i would treat you to a sub of the day, footlong of course lol !

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over a year ago

"rant over shoot me down now

but to answer the op question a guy on here i know who has lots of meets and lots of replies never writes more than hi in his 1st message and he gets nearly 20% replies "

whats his profile look like though?

what are the photos like, what are his verifications like and how much does he have wrote on his profile. and how proactive is he too at contacting,

im probally guessing its a good profile, its what you need

to be fair your profiles not bad, but you must be able to get better pictures of yourself, its not a bad pic you have, but maybe start with one smiling at least, ya not as ugly as you make out!

pictures with smiling are prooven to help online quite a bit, because sub consiousily if you look like your having a good time and smiling people kinda pick up on it and they are more positive to your profile !

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over a year ago

I love things like this on here cos single lads get talked about like there off another planet, you don't need more than a couple of lines cos when it comes down to it people make there decision soon as they see your pictures not because you have sent a whitty message, I bet if you sent the words best message but didn't have any pictures you wouldn't get a reply, it's also funny how couples and single women on here seem to never admitt to one line messages or being rude cos there's more couples that are guilty of it than single lads, rant over bye

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"rant over shoot me down now

but to answer the op question a guy on here i know who has lots of meets and lots of replies never writes more than hi in his 1st message and he gets nearly 20% replies "

I like an interesting opening message. Not too long but more than hi. I always look at the pictures attached, all too often they are of a cock though. Then I look at the profile. If the profile is also brief or the interests do not match then I send a no thanks.

I have turned down some rather delicious looking men in favour of someone less stunning because that person has caught my interest.

I am picky but then I want more than any old cock in my bed or in me. I go without rather than accept something that doesn't feel right.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

"rant over shoot me down now

but to answer the op question a guy on here i know who has lots of meets and lots of replies never writes more than hi in his 1st message and he gets nearly 20% replies

whats his profile look like though?

His profile is pretty bland just a few lines but some great pics of a good looking lad

what are the photos like, what are his verifications like and how much does he have wrote on his profile. and how proactive is he too at contacting,

im probally guessing its a good profile, its what you need

to be fair your profiles not bad, but you must be able to get better pictures of yourself, its not a bad pic you have, but maybe start with one smiling at least, ya not as ugly as you make out!

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By *admanmoonxMan
over a year ago

Stanford Le Hope

"A memorable one for me..

"I've never fucked a fat bird"

Congratualations mate, you wont be fucking this one either!

Thats so funny, I think I just wet myself...

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