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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what's the most boring/uninteresting thing a profile could say?

one I've just read said "hi"

that was it!!!

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Will fill in later...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will fill in later..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probarbly mines. I changed it from what I was looking for as I am not currently looking for meets due to being ill. So instead I chucked on a sex calorie burning guide thing. Random.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probarbly mines. I changed it from what I was looking for as I am not currently looking for meets due to being ill. So instead I chucked on a sex calorie burning guide thing. Random. "
yours is hidden hunni... bet it was funny tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the most boring/uninteresting thing a profile could say?

one I've just read said "hi"

that was it!!! "

But that could work for a single female at least. I knew a girl on here with a totally blank profile and she felt that it worked as an awesome filter, any reference to her profile meant the message was deleted and those messages she got that didn't tended to make an effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probarbly mines. I changed it from what I was looking for as I am not currently looking for meets due to being ill. So instead I chucked on a sex calorie burning guide thing. Random. "
ps get well soon xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'x'

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

'want to know anything just ask'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

will fill in later and they have been on over a year

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

As Jezebel has pointed out, there is at least one profile on here which contains nothing other than 'x'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As Jezebel has pointed out, there is at least one profile on here which contains nothing other than 'x'.

"
crazy eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nsa fun

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"As Jezebel has pointed out, there is at least one profile on here which contains nothing other than 'x'.

crazy eh"

And I bet she gets messages which read 'I love your profile.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sdfksjfjadslfjdsfiudsfds

That! (acutal profile text may differ from above)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sdfksjfjadslfjdsfiudsfds

That! (acutal profile text may differ from above)"
have seen one like that in caps!!DGFD etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the most boring/uninteresting thing a profile could say?

one I've just read said "hi"

that was it!!!

But that could work for a single female at least. I knew a girl on here with a totally blank profile and she felt that it worked as an awesome filter, any reference to her profile meant the message was deleted and those messages she got that didn't tended to make an effort."

That's a fantastic idea!

On the other hand... Award for BEST profile goes to ......

..... Drum roll.......

.......

Bussy!!! Bloody brilliant and I told him so too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one that said do i have 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the most boring/uninteresting thing a profile could say?

one I've just read said "hi"

that was it!!!

But that could work for a single female at least. I knew a girl on here with a totally blank profile and she felt that it worked as an awesome filter, any reference to her profile meant the message was deleted and those messages she got that didn't tended to make an effort."

I wouldn't even bother sending a message to a profile like that as I wouldn't have the first idea what the owner would be like and would perhaps assume wrongly that they were either a bloke wanting to take the piss or a curious lass who came home smashed one night and created a profile, nodded off and completely forgot about it the next day.

To be fair a profile like that would out the copy and paste brigade a treat, sure. But a far better filter would be asking them to put a certain word or subject into the message they sent. As it stood she may receive less messages from the men she wanted and more from the idiots and chancers, meaning that ever more of her time is spent deleting messages. In fact if she had a particular turn on then asking them to chat about it in their opening message would firmly separate those that a) hadn't read the profile b) those without imagination and c) those who may just float her boat....the messages from type c would probably be more of a pleasure for her to read....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Probably the ones where it's fill in later, just joined (member since 1925), and then there's a page of graphical 'sex' symbols - I have seen several pages on some profiles. I have absolutely no clue what someone thinks that adds.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"'x'"

Must be the guy that sent me the following message:

Subject: x

Text: xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive seen one that just said inbox me,so i did, i sent him my shopping list he he he

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"'x'

Must be the guy that sent me the following message:

Subject: x

Text: xx

"

I hope you replied 'Y?'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"'x'

Must be the guy that sent me the following message:

Subject: x

Text: xx

I hope you replied 'Y?'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'only want to meet those wanting regular fun'

*I shake my head when i read that...u gotta fuckin meet 1st before anything goes further!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think people will like our profile lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Worst I saw was "..."

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Will fill in later... "

will fill in late+no veris+no pictures+hundreds of friends+been on there a year=FAKE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing but a great big long boring poem

I hate big long boring poems

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Best one I saw was

"fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will fill in later..."

With no pics , veris etc

I only see this on female profiles on my search . I bet they still get loads of messages.

Myself I just move on to the next profile , I would nt waste my time on writing a message .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went on and on full page.Too much text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went on and on full page.Too much text "

Some females just go on and on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*yawn*

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Got this from another site

Boring?

My self-summary

Polyamorous bisexual woman searching for partner(s) and friends.

Communication is very important to me in a relationship, I'm a linguist by trade but also for the simple joy of language(s); and the level of connections which I seek depend greatly on me feeling that quality in this area exists. This is important for any kind of relationship to prosper.

I'm involved in healing work and also run workshops in psychic development, creating sacred space, aligning with earth energies and also facilitate a growing neo-pagan study group which meets regularly for main festivals.

Key concepts which I put into practice are:

continual development both personal and career; living healthily while living with a minor physical disability; the development of compassion and mindfulness as spiritual practices; investing in the communities I am part of with energy, time, ideas, support, guidance; living life with passion and vision; sharing who and what I am with significant others. These –to whatever extent I have managed to live them- are part of the contribution I bring to any type of relationship, along with more prosaic skills and experience.

I believe fervently in intentional community and may one day be lucky enough to live within one again. That this be in a polyamorous context would be heaven on earth for me. I want this so much that I have radically changed my priorities and expanded the types of people I am willing to connect with. Polyamory without versatility and flexibility is a hard road, I think.

I am intelligent, spiritual, and polyamorous

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Subject: NSA fun

Profile: Like I say, NSA fun.

Sounds like a laugh-a-minute, that one.

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Will fill in later..."

^^^^^^^^^^ this

Ps - look I got it right this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I love the ones that just say.......

fjaidneirehwdfhidjdsps

Or something similar

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Got this from another site

Boring?

My self-summary

Polyamorous bisexual woman searching for partner(s) and friends.

Communication is very important to me in a relationship, I'm a linguist by trade but also for the simple joy of language(s); and the level of connections which I seek depend greatly on me feeling that quality in this area exists. This is important for any kind of relationship to prosper.

I'm involved in healing work and also run workshops in psychic development, creating sacred space, aligning with earth energies and also facilitate a growing neo-pagan study group which meets regularly for main festivals.

Key concepts which I put into practice are:

continual development both personal and career; living healthily while living with a minor physical disability; the development of compassion and mindfulness as spiritual practices; investing in the communities I am part of with energy, time, ideas, support, guidance; living life with passion and vision; sharing who and what I am with significant others. These –to whatever extent I have managed to live them- are part of the contribution I bring to any type of relationship, along with more prosaic skills and experience.

I believe fervently in intentional community and may one day be lucky enough to live within one again. That this be in a polyamorous context would be heaven on earth for me. I want this so much that I have radically changed my priorities and expanded the types of people I am willing to connect with. Polyamory without versatility and flexibility is a hard road, I think.

I am intelligent, spiritual, and polyamorous

"

That was mine So why didn't you message me????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got this from another site

Boring?

My self-summary

Polyamorous bisexual woman searching for partner(s) and friends.

Communication is very important to me in a relationship, I'm a linguist by trade but also for the simple joy of language(s); and the level of connections which I seek depend greatly on me feeling that quality in this area exists. This is important for any kind of relationship to prosper.

I'm involved in healing work and also run workshops in psychic development, creating sacred space, aligning with earth energies and also facilitate a growing neo-pagan study group which meets regularly for main festivals.

Key concepts which I put into practice are:

continual development both personal and career; living healthily while living with a minor physical disability; the development of compassion and mindfulness as spiritual practices; investing in the communities I am part of with energy, time, ideas, support, guidance; living life with passion and vision; sharing who and what I am with significant others. These –to whatever extent I have managed to live them- are part of the contribution I bring to any type of relationship, along with more prosaic skills and experience.

I believe fervently in intentional community and may one day be lucky enough to live within one again. That this be in a polyamorous context would be heaven on earth for me. I want this so much that I have radically changed my priorities and expanded the types of people I am willing to connect with. Polyamory without versatility and flexibility is a hard road, I think.

I am intelligent, spiritual, and polyamorous flubadooble my brain hurts now

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf - can someone sit down and explain to me please, maybe with pictures lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wtf - can someone sit down and explain to me please, maybe with pictures lol "

Dot to dot book I hope

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That profile came up on another site as a perfect match for me.

Even after looking it up and picking the brains of some fine intellectuals, none of us are 100% sure about intentional communities.

The site this came from is the complete opposite of pof and everyone on it thinks they are some kind of pseudo intellectual philosopher.

I then took a look at the pics on her profile and thought

Nope, not fucking that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got this from another site

Boring?

My self-summary

Polyamorous bisexual woman searching for partner(s) and friends.

Communication is very important to me in a relationship, I'm a linguist by trade but also for the simple joy of language(s); and the level of connections which I seek depend greatly on me feeling that quality in this area exists. This is important for any kind of relationship to prosper.

I'm involved in healing work and also run workshops in psychic development, creating sacred space, aligning with earth energies and also facilitate a growing neo-pagan study group which meets regularly for main festivals.

Key concepts which I put into practice are:

continual development both personal and career; living healthily while living with a minor physical disability; the development of compassion and mindfulness as spiritual practices; investing in the communities I am part of with energy, time, ideas, support, guidance; living life with passion and vision; sharing who and what I am with significant others. These –to whatever extent I have managed to live them- are part of the contribution I bring to any type of relationship, along with more prosaic skills and experience.

I believe fervently in intentional community and may one day be lucky enough to live within one again. That this be in a polyamorous context would be heaven on earth for me. I want this so much that I have radically changed my priorities and expanded the types of people I am willing to connect with. Polyamory without versatility and flexibility is a hard road, I think.

I am intelligent, spiritual, and polyamorous flubadooble my brain hurts now

"

sounds good to me. it's all subjective I guess.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

There are worse profiles than that one, I just picked one that was allegedly a match for me

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By *eywestMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *eywestMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"i dont think people will like our profile lol"

Thats a great profile... No lies, direct and informative ... as they say .. "Never a truer word said in jest.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"Nothing but a great big long boring poem

I hate big long boring poems "

i never asked you to read it .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably mine

This is actually a new profile. I always struggle with what to write on mine. Never seems to get me anywhere no matter what I write x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sydney university thing is a bit 'played'

Yes I have it in mine, but I'm taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is mine boring ????????

Yorkman steps back and watches the flack lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

ones that have more words warning sydney uni than they do describing themselves!

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A guy fabbed one of my pics, local guy so thought id check him out.

He's been here a yr, has a verification tick and no pics....and this is what he says

I am polite and love to chat. So come say hello.

Do any women actually read profiles on here?

Honest to god I kid you not!! I cut and pasted it to hear....couldn't believe it.

so yup, another boring profile from a SINGLE MALE....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paranoid about mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I introduced some flash photography in mine to jazz it up a bit lol

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"paranoid about mine now"

If you get enough traffic via your profile then I wouldn't change it....however, if I were checking you out, id prob give yes a miss because it doesn't draw me. Altho yr 24, it wouldn't matter - a good profile is a good profile regardless of age.

Just a suggestion mind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"paranoid about mine now

If you get enough traffic via your profile then I wouldn't change it....however, if I were checking you out, id prob give yes a miss because it doesn't draw me. Altho yr 24, it wouldn't matter - a good profile is a good profile regardless of age.

Just a suggestion mind.... "

Can I change my age to 24 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"paranoid about mine now

If you get enough traffic via your profile then I wouldn't change it....however, if I were checking you out, id prob give yes a miss because it doesn't draw me. Altho yr 24, it wouldn't matter - a good profile is a good profile regardless of age.

Just a suggestion mind.... "

best way to draw you in? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is boring I know, it reads like a shopping list but ultimately that's what I'm doing, shopping for a nice fit guy.

I've changed it and changed it over the years, from a chatty welcoming inviting one to a blank monosylabic one to a humerous roll around on floor one .... they all got ignored so this is how it ended up.

I may introduce a bit of humour again now ... maybe even get photo verified as it's all everyone wants!

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"paranoid about mine now

If you get enough traffic via your profile then I wouldn't change it....however, if I were checking you out, id prob give yes a miss because it doesn't draw me. Altho yr 24, it wouldn't matter - a good profile is a good profile regardless of age.

Just a suggestion mind....

best way to draw you in? x"

Age 11 years overnight fella!

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"paranoid about mine now

If you get enough traffic via your profile then I wouldn't change it....however, if I were checking you out, id prob give yes a miss because it doesn't draw me. Altho yr 24, it wouldn't matter - a good profile is a good profile regardless of age.

Just a suggestion mind....

best way to draw you in? x"

Age 11 years overnight fella!

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"paranoid about mine now

If you get enough traffic via your profile then I wouldn't change it....however, if I were checking you out, id prob give yes a miss because it doesn't draw me. Altho yr 24, it wouldn't matter - a good profile is a good profile regardless of age.

Just a suggestion mind....

Can I change my age to 24 lol"

You can but them you wouldn't get a look in

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre


"Got this from another site

Boring?

My self-summary

Polyamorous bisexual woman searching for partner(s) and friends.

Communication is very important to me in a relationship, I'm a linguist by trade but also for the simple joy of language(s); and the level of connections which I seek depend greatly on me feeling that quality in this area exists. This is important for any kind of relationship to prosper.

I'm involved in healing work and also run workshops in psychic development, creating sacred space, aligning with earth energies and also facilitate a growing neo-pagan study group which meets regularly for main festivals.

Key concepts which I put into practice are:

continual development both personal and career; living healthily while living with a minor physical disability; the development of compassion and mindfulness as spiritual practices; investing in the communities I am part of with energy, time, ideas, support, guidance; living life with passion and vision; sharing who and what I am with significant others. These –to whatever extent I have managed to live them- are part of the contribution I bring to any type of relationship, along with more prosaic skills and experience.

I believe fervently in intentional community and may one day be lucky enough to live within one again. That this be in a polyamorous context would be heaven on earth for me. I want this so much that I have radically changed my priorities and expanded the types of people I am willing to connect with. Polyamory without versatility and flexibility is a hard road, I think.

I am intelligent, spiritual, and polyamorous

"

Damn!! That's deep! But it does go on and on an on about "themselves"!!!

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

we have just seen a profile thats well nothing bar 2 words lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen many with absolutely nothing on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" A guy fabbed one of my pics, local guy so thought id check him out.

He's been here a yr, has a verification tick and no pics....and this is what he says

I am polite and love to chat. So come say hello.

Do any women actually read profiles on here?

Honest to god I kid you not!! I cut and pasted it to hear....couldn't believe it.

so yup, another boring profile from a SINGLE MALE....

"

Be careful doing that as I am not sure one is allowed to; I know you haven't named him but still

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"Got this from another site

Boring?

My self-summary

Polyamorous bisexual woman searching for partner(s) and friends.

Communication is very important to me in a relationship, I'm a linguist by trade but also for the simple joy of language(s); and the level of connections which I seek depend greatly on me feeling that quality in this area exists. This is important for any kind of relationship to prosper.

I'm involved in healing work and also run workshops in psychic development, creating sacred space, aligning with earth energies and also facilitate a growing neo-pagan study group which meets regularly for main festivals.

Key concepts which I put into practice are:

continual development both personal and career; living healthily while living with a minor physical disability; the development of compassion and mindfulness as spiritual practices; investing in the communities I am part of with energy, time, ideas, support, guidance; living life with passion and vision; sharing who and what I am with significant others. These –to whatever extent I have managed to live them- are part of the contribution I bring to any type of relationship, along with more prosaic skills and experience.

I believe fervently in intentional community and may one day be lucky enough to live within one again. That this be in a polyamorous context would be heaven on earth for me. I want this so much that I have radically changed my priorities and expanded the types of people I am willing to connect with. Polyamory without versatility and flexibility is a hard road, I think.

I am intelligent, spiritual, and polyamorous

"

Wow, I bet they do health and safety guidebook and terms and conditions pages on software packages.

They could have said, I like to fuck all and sundry.

Lol

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

We have been ridiculed for putting exactly what we are looking for on our profile and then you have ppl who put little or nothing on there profile LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been told mine is like reading war and peace it takes so long to read lol but its my profile and as long as its not abusive or offensive I think I should be able to put it togetheg in what ever way I wish to. Men will either read a profile or they wont, many don't read it but even if I changed it to two lines they be some that wont read it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the other hand... Award for BEST profile goes to ......

..... Drum roll.......

.......

Bussy!!! Bloody brilliant and I told him so too!! "

Just found 'bussy' and read his - If there was a Fabswingers award for best profile - that would win HANDS DOWN!!!!

Had us ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all wrong with boring profiles!

Generally lets me know straight away to avoid the owner/owners like the plague!

No effort = no interest!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I saw one today that just had the word 'ask' in.

Erm, no ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw one today that just had the word 'ask' in.

Erm, no ta!"

Must change my profile ... Lol

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Gone fishing. That was ours a while ago and we still got messages saying how much they enjoyed reading our profile and that we seem like fun....yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"paranoid about mine now"

Snap! Though I would hope mine is slightly more innovative than the one Madam discribed, however if single male profiles in general are offputting then our time is up my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i hate are people who bang on about time wasters, telling them not to contact them....yeah cause thats going to make a difference

soon as i get to that on someones profile i just move onto the next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And in terms of a quality profile to read Pridey does come in close second behind Bussy. Hilarious guys, well done!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Will fill in later..."

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

Its our way of sticking 2 fingers up to the couple who said we take ourselves too seriously as we wouldnt meet them. They left the site shortly after reading the message inviting them to take another look and doing so.

Glad you like it anyway but its not helping us get laid! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see why it shouldn't guys, your pics depict you like a cheerful and canny-looking pair, and anyone who doesn't appreciate a sense of humour in swinging is wasting their time IMO. And anyone who can't tell your profile is written tongue in cheek clearly lacks the mental capacity you would want in a prospective meet anyway?

I'm sure your luck will change tbh, I'm sure I'd greatly enjoy your company and for that matter I think plenty of females I know may too!

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its our way of sticking 2 fingers up to the couple who said we take ourselves too seriously as we wouldnt meet them. They left the site shortly after reading the message inviting them to take another look and doing so.

Glad you like it anyway but its not helping us get laid! Haha"

I'd meet ya! Funny and hot and covered in bubbles.... What's not to like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will fill in later and they have been on over a year"

Hate that!!!

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"Gone fishing. That was ours a while ago and we still got messages saying how much they enjoyed reading our profile and that we seem like fun....yeah."

The most boring I've seen is as already mentioned just "..." nothing else, felt like blocking it...... but then remembered I'm single bloke so can't afford to do things like that, and if it got out it would ruin the reputation of all single men! God forbid.

The best one I've seen recently has to be .pride's absolutely brilliant! Well done things are obviously on the up and up for our northern cousins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine might be boring but what my profile lacks I make up for in the forums ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most boring one is pics arriving soon and they had been on for over a year aw

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford


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I'd meet ya! Funny and hot and covered in bubbles.... What's not to like? "

Well...We can always borrow our friends bed for the evening and save you bouncing up and down on our inflatable.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"will fill in later and they have been on over a year"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"will fill in later and they have been on over a year

Plus often coupled with the ''new here''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its our way of sticking 2 fingers up to the couple who said we take ourselves too seriously as we wouldnt meet them. They left the site shortly after reading the message inviting them to take another look and doing so.

Glad you like it anyway but its not helping us get laid! Haha"

I'll second the comments re your profile - almost as funny as Bussy - but have to question your northern credentials!

That looks suspiciously like a pint of lager in your pics - sure you're not soft southerners in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine might be boring but what my profile lacks I make up for in the forums ............ "

Not boring at all! You're hot and that's all that matters. (hot pics, hot attitude, hot opinions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine might be boring but what my profile lacks I make up for in the forums ............

Not boring at all! You're hot and that's all that matters. (hot pics, hot attitude, hot opinions) "

thank you

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