FabSwingers.com forum: I am going away with the girl freind

By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

It is 3 days of fucking she said knot me I think I mite need something to keep me hard can any one help me out plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try a splint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try a cock ring

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You are 25 cant see why you would need any help.. pretty much ready and waiting any time I should imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said knot me...?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope your not thinking of tying a knot in it ????.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thought you was abstaning from wanking for 40 days for the big event. truthfully if i was going somewhere nice on holiday last thing id want to do is stay in bed shagging all the time, can do that here

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"She said knot me...?????"

She did I nearly fell over think she won'ts a baby

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"hope your not thinking of tying a knot in it ????.....

No I won't cum and cum I don't even won't to leave the room

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Thought you was abstaning from wanking for 40 days for the big event. truthfully if i was going somewhere nice on holiday last thing id want to do is stay in bed shagging all the time, can do that here"

Only going to north Yorkshire bit of out door fun as well one thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my experience abstinence does not make the heart grow fonder ..........or hsve i muddled up me proverbs ?????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well, i cant understand why a 25 year old lads needs all this support to just go away with his girlfriend for a few days. When your that age or in a new relationship your never out of bed anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one confused with your posts ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one confused with your posts ??"

No!

And what is "knot" - weird predictive text error? Or something I have never heard of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one confused with your posts ??"

no i am totally lost on this young man posts!

Abstaining, can't get meets, help to get it up when he goes away with his girlfriend! Confused.com!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets"

glad your following the plot!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness I thought it was just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale"

and emmerdale was pretty interesting this evening

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale

and emmerdale was pretty interesting this evening"

I will watch it later so dont tell me what happened lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale

and emmerdale was pretty interesting this evening

I will watch it later so dont tell me what happened lol"

ok i wont.... now sssshhhh want to hear what happens next

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale

and emmerdale was pretty interesting this evening

I will watch it later so dont tell me what happened lol

ok i wont.... now sssshhhh want to hear what happens next

take a gander at status update for next installment lol

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Wright I we carnt change the site to couple that's y it's still single guy

We are going away and just in case we have any problems down stairs we're getting pills

I meet ppl on my own and so will Kay

I am knot changing my profile every Time We post in a forum

Any more problems

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale"

Wright I we carnt change the site to couple that's y it's still single guy

We are going away and just in case we have any problems down stairs we're getting pills

I meet ppl on my own and so will Kay

I am knot changing my profile every Time We post in a forum

Any more problems

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Am I the only one confused with your posts ??

no i am totally lost on this young man posts!

Abstaining, can't get meets, help to get it up when he goes away with his girlfriend! Confused.com!

Wright I we carnt change the site to couple that's y it's still single guy

We are going away and just in case we have any problems down stairs we're getting pills

I meet ppl on my own and so will Kay

I stop wanking to and we stop

Having sex for 40 days because we won't

I am knot changing my profile every Time We post in a forum

Any more problems

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale

Wright I we carnt change the site to couple that's y it's still single guy

We are going away and just in case we have any problems down stairs we're getting pills

I meet ppl on my own and so will Kay

I am knot changing my profile every Time We post in a forum

Any more problems

Previously on the Fab Forums......(in cod deep American baritone.....)

Ok, so understand you're not changing to a couples profile, am assuming Kay is your girlfriend and is now on Fab and meeting on her own, as you are....you've abstained from wanking and sex for quite a while now (was it day 13 or 13 days of 40 left????)....I haven't had sex for 5 hours 20 minutes and I haven't had any pills, but believe you have some, so happy to meet either of you if you can go all night, so what's Kay's single profile name or what is your couple profile name?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!"

Been together for 8 years

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

Excuse my nosiness, but has Kay been your only lover????

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

Excuse my nosiness, but has Kay been your only lover????"

In the last 8 years yer be4 7 different girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

Excuse my nosiness, but has Kay been your only lover????

In the last 8 years yer be4 7 different girls"

wow you had a busy time in your teens then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

You only get funnier!

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"well so far ive got a single guy, whose going away with his girlfriend, who is abstaining from sex but wants meets

glad your following the plot!

Its getting interesting lol, better than emmerdale

Wright I we carnt change the site to couple that's y it's still single guy

We are going away and just in case we have any problems down stairs we're getting pills

I meet ppl on my own and so will Kay

I am knot changing my profile every Time We post in a forum

Any more problems

Previously on the Fab Forums......(in cod deep American baritone.....)

She knot on her own site she pics lads of myn

We haven't got a couple.

We 100 days left on this male one

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

Excuse my nosiness, but has Kay been your only lover????

In the last 8 years yer be4 7 different girls"

'kin 'ell....is that 4, 7, 47 or 4.7

....just for clarity, is Kay okay (see what I did there eh?????, eh????? with that?) and how many other lovers has Kay had (just out of interest you know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

Excuse my nosiness, but has Kay been your only lover????

In the last 8 years yer be4 7 different girls

'kin 'ell....is that 4, 7, 47 or 4.7

....just for clarity, is Kay okay (see what I did there eh?????, eh????? with that?) and how many other lovers has Kay had (just out of interest you know)

its before i think!!!!

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"And my friends wonder why I aint logged into Facebook as much!

Abstaining sex at your age WTF!

Been together for 8 years

Excuse my nosiness, but has Kay been your only lover????

In the last 8 years yer be4 7 different girls

'kin 'ell....is that 4, 7, 47 or 4.7

....just for clarity, is Kay okay (see what I did there eh?????, eh????? with that?) and how many other lovers has Kay had (just out of interest you know)

It was before I got with Kay it was 7 different girls. Kays is five lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I still want to know what she meant when he refered to "Knot me" in his opening post!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"But I still want to know what she meant when he refered to "Knot me" in his opening post!"

Damn good point....I've had enough fun now, off to bed methinks....night all

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"But I still want to know what she meant when he refered to "Knot me" in his opening post!

Damn good point....I've had enough fun now, off to bed methinks....night all

Wright I am really sorry for yesterday .

My name is Craig my girl freind is Kayleigh .

I am on her on my own she don't no am on her. I would love her to be on her so we could have loads of fun with you guys. Am scared to ask her if she would like to come on the site

Any more you won't me to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a right stinging hoop the now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a right stinging hoop the now

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I still want to know what she meant when he refered to "Knot me" in his opening post!"

i just figured it out! it took me a while and feeling quite chuffed with myself, its almost like deciphering text speak!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lol I give up ...

I still want to know what a knot is...

cos as I work with animals I immediately thought of mating dogs ..when they get knotted. hoping that isnt the meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I still want to know what she meant when he refered to "Knot me" in his opening post!

Damn good point....I've had enough fun now, off to bed methinks....night all

Wright I am really sorry for yesterday .

My name is Craig my girl freind is Kayleigh .

I am on her on my own she don't no am on her. I would love her to be on her so we could have loads of fun with you guys. Am scared to ask her if she would like to come on the site

Any more you won't me to tell you

Yeah I want to know more. You said last night (I missed the drama but have caught up between giggles) that you meet on your own and so will Kay...but now you say she's not on here yet. But you're off away and you're scared you won't get it up and keep it up so you'll get pills. And you're also scared of what she may say when you tell her you're on here and you want her to be too. Is that correct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I give up ...

I still want to know what a knot is...

cos as I work with animals I immediately thought of mating dogs ..when they get knotted. hoping that isnt the meaning

Thats what I thought too! I was horrified, especially when he said he thinks she wants a baby!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he wants to play away from home

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Craig, I've sent you a private reply, hope it's helpful, but don't tell everyone, I don't want this lot thinking I'm a nice guy

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By *ady n the trampCouple
over a year ago

Chudleigh

"It is 3 days of fucking she said knot me I think I mite need something to keep me hard can any one help me out plz

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i find a baseball bat and a sawnoff shotgun usually does the trick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I skipped most of the posts on here, so forgive me if this has been covered before or I am getting the wrong end of the stick.

You are going away with your girlfriend, she wants plenty of sex and by your interpretation, possibly a baby.

You are not up for this beyond the holiday part ?

You are on a swing site, but scared of asking your girlfriend to join you.

I think rather than asking questions of people on here, you should go and enjoy your weekend (whatever it's content) and when you get back, sit yourself down and ask what it is you want, what it is your gf wants and see if the two meet somewhere in the middle.

At the moment you seem poles apart.

That, to me, would be a greater worry than having to spend a nice weekend together and maybe getting bonked a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just down your pills and get cracking with the knacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on topic I know so forgive me .. BUT did someone mention exams are getting easier and pass rates increasing !

Point made mlud

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By *ister.C OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Not on topic I know so forgive me .. BUT did someone mention exams are getting easier and pass rates increasing !

Point made mlud

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic weather we're having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on topic I know so forgive me .. BUT did someone mention exams are getting easier and pass rates increasing !

Point made mlud

Fuck off "

I believe you need an exclamation mark for dramatic effect !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on topic I know so forgive me .. BUT did someone mention exams are getting easier and pass rates increasing !

Point made mlud

Fuck off

I believe you need an exclamation mark for dramatic effect !!!!!!!!!

Oh the language.......... Shocking lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"But I still want to know what she meant when he refered to "Knot me" in his opening post!

Damn good point....I've had enough fun now, off to bed methinks....night all

Wright I am really sorry for yesterday .

My name is Craig my girl freind is Kayleigh .

I am on her on my own she don't no am on her. I would love her to be on her so we could have loads of fun with you guys. Am scared to ask her if she would like to come on the site

Any more you won't me to tell you

she doesnt know you are on her?

you do know rohypnol isnt a normal kind of stimulus dont you?

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Ok this could be the greatest code ever the Germans had machines to scramble words an stuff or it's a sypher code

But it reads that the going away an he needs advice how keep hard, which am shocked at cos the age but oh well

And he's askin advice on how stay hard cos his gf of 8 yrs wants lots of fun

But he is on here solo lookin for extra fun (although it may worry some ladies he can't keep hard at 25) but his gf meets others but she is not on swinging site solo or as a couple

I say good luck and if she is into meetin other men an women she should be ok joining the site if not it could be trouble as she will think u don't want her or she's not satisfying you which may be a concern why ou can't stay hard

Hope helps

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

"Fantastic weather we're having

ESP in Liverpool lovin the weather an minimal clothing

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If your girl is hot then that is all you should need to keep you hard...get her to suck it hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want lots of sex on your holiday but she doesn't? You have trouble keeping hard so need pills? You want or have abstained from sex or wanking for 40 days and 40 nights even though she wants a baby? You're on here looking for regular sex after you've finished abstaining? In 100 days your male account self destructs and Kayleigh gets her own profile?

My head hurts now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and Ive been sworn at but probably deserved it for a very poor attempt at humour lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

pass the popcorn is this like one of those storys that only make sense when you get to the end ??

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i reckon it will be like 6th sense.

when we get to the last post, we will alll just give a collective.

OHHHHHHHH.... lol

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