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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts

Many years ago I dumped a guy because he refused to reverse-park his car.

What reasons have you had to split up with someone?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Just before Christmas because I had not got her a present , it was easier to dump her, it was a long time ago, I'm a horrible person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella dumped a girl because he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said nothing then took some chips.

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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts


"Just before Christmas because I had not got her a present , it was easier to dump her, it was a long time ago, I'm a horrible person "

That’s so mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to their house for the first time and they didn’t own any books.....

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape.

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

At school because she had a haircut

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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts


"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape."

Oh I hate that too. They talk over the film and then ask you what’s happening!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape.

Oh I hate that too. They talk over the film and then ask you what’s happening!"

Exactly!

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By *ich HardMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

wow lol...

she wouldn't hold my hand in public,, would be like 2ft away.. cold as.... see ya!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Just before Christmas because I had not got her a present , it was easier to dump her, it was a long time ago, I'm a horrible person

That’s so mean!"

Yes it was, it was also a shame as she was quite nice, but I saved £9.50

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

First time I seen her eat something and was like a 5 year old ,see beans and shit chomping around ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went out with a girl I was really into and the first time we went to bed she had really hairy legs! I mean like really hairy almost like mine and she said she didn’t like to shave her legs ever. Shallow I know but put me right off.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Woke up with a bed shake one morning and saw my bf at time wanking himself next to me. Well hellooooo I’m lying next to you , naked and always ready for sex

Next day , sent him a text saying we are not working babe. Who knows maybe he wanked over that text too (grrrr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too numerous, I’ve parted company with ladies for the following heinous crimes .....

Buying me presents

Sending flowers to me

Changing her relationship status on Facebook

Watching Mrs Brown’s Boys

Being too good looking

Declaring love after 3 weeks

Turning up to watch me play rugby three hours drive away without being invited.

Asking for ketchup with fillet steak.

I suspect the real problem was me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They put on weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager I had a beautiful girlfriend for 3 weeks but broke it off with her as she smoked and I just couldn't bring myself to kiss her...shame, still think about that now lol

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That seems reasonable x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

He had a spotty arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a teenager I had a beautiful girlfriend for 3 weeks but broke it off with her as she smoked and I just couldn't bring myself to kiss her...shame, still think about that now lol"

That’s fine. Smoking is very divisive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He pissed the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to their house for the first time and they didn’t own any books....."

I have a verbatim experience of this! Never saw them again.

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By *atte_and_MacchiatoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I once parted with a girl who woke me up with a particularly loud fart. The more I think about though, the more I think it was my own fart that woke.

If you're reading this SJ, sorry! You were a really sweet girl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told off for mopping the floor forwards and backwards, and not side to side.

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

In fairness the cinema is a stupid place for a first date - how on earth do you get to know someone with out talking through the film.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"He pissed the bed. "

Now that is not good

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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts


"I once went out with a girl I was really into and the first time we went to bed she had really hairy legs! I mean like really hairy almost like mine and she said she didn’t like to shave her legs ever. Shallow I know but put me right off. "

I’m with you on that. Each to their own and all that, but I understand your horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was also dumped by text because I made a joke about her big boobs and didn't realize she had confidence problems about them...looking back, I realize that I was a dick of the highest order. I thought I was being funny, but ultimately I just upset her for no reason

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

I tried dumping myself once using the reason i dont know me and and im still sticking around dam it

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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts


"I was also dumped by text because I made a joke about her big boobs and didn't realize she had confidence problems about them...looking back, I realize that I was a dick of the highest order. I thought I was being funny, but ultimately I just upset her for no reason "

Glad you’ve seen the error of your ways!

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape."

In fairness the cinema is a stupid place for a first date - how on earth do you get to know someone with out talking through the film.

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Fella dumped a girl because he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said nothing then took some chips. "

Seem reasonable!

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Went on a shopping spree with my credit card.

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Woke up with a bed shake one morning and saw my bf at time wanking himself next to me. Well hellooooo I’m lying next to you , naked and always ready for sex

Next day , sent him a text saying we are not working babe. Who knows maybe he wanked over that text too (grrrr) "

Wow! What an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went out with a girl I was really into and the first time we went to bed she had really hairy legs! I mean like really hairy almost like mine and she said she didn’t like to shave her legs ever. Shallow I know but put me right off.

I’m with you on that. Each to their own and all that, but I understand your horror. "

I nearly checked for an Adam’s apple they were that bad

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By *ekyllnHideCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I used to dump any guy that used to send me flowers!! It’s was like the kiss of death for them as I perceived they were trying to buy me lol.....(I now realise how nice it was of them And would love Mr G to send some every once in a while) My Mum used to cringe seeing me come from work with flowers and then see how long it would take for the dreaded phone call!! Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager I had a boyfriend who ate biscuits and always opted for tomato sauace. I decided that this was way too feminine so dumped him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a teenager I had a boyfriend who ate biscuits and always opted for tomato sauace. I decided that this was way too feminine so dumped him "

That's actually repulsive, not feminine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a teenager I had a boyfriend who ate biscuits and always opted for tomato sauace. I decided that this was way too feminine so dumped him

That's actually repulsive, not feminine"

Not together! That would definitely be a legit reason if that were the case, ughh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap bj

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Too pushy

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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts


"Crap bj"

Is there such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would look at her phone while talking to everyone, drove me mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap bj

Is there such a thing?"

Of course.

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Crap bj

Is there such a thing?

Of course."

You could of helped her improve her technique - that would of been fun as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap bj

Is there such a thing?

Of course.

You could of helped her improve her technique - that would of been fun as well. "

Who likes to be told wat to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too needy.... first "date" she came to Worcester for us to go out for drink/meal. Insisted on going to Tesco...buying stuff and cooking me a meal....thought a bit odd...but hey ho, she sayed over and to be fair was a decent fuck.

Second time...met up in Brum Hotel to go see a gig...meal...clubbing etc. I bought tickets, she paid hotel.

She also turned up with two new shirts, a hoodie and a jacket for me as "presents" ... next morning invited me back to hers met her young daughter who adked if I was going to be her new daddy...to which she said yes!! Couldn't see me for dust...WTF? This actually happened !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (mr) once ended it with a girl because I went to the loo immediately after her and a poo was floating in the water. I just couldn’t get it out of my mind!! Again, shallow.... but it just killed it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dumped by a woman I met through another site because I wouldn't buy her a pair of expensive ear rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many reasons for one guy but the main one was he lost too much weight and I could see bones starting to show, big turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was a crazy woman who used to forward our texts to my mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had big hands.

We were both twelve at the time.

Silly me

He asked me out at 14 and we’ve been together ever since

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a partner a few years ago who at the time we met didnt have a fixed address. I let him stay a couple of nights with me at mine thoughtout the week.the rest of the time he stayed at mates houses.however he would spend the days playing football with a group of guys who used him to get booze for them,which he did. After the guys went home my ex would then go to a mates house and drink there.then if he was staying at mine he would stagger in d*unk late.(he never spent anytime with me as a couple ever.)he even took me to an exes house because it was her son's 18th birthday party.(another excuse to drink knowing i dont touch alcohol)i went home alone. and he came crawling in hours later pissed. I warned him i had enough of him using my kindness,and my home. I kicked him out because he woudnt change.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I know somebody who split up with a girl because she ate 2 packets of crisp in a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled her on a night out. Nailed it in a bus stop. Messaged me the next day saying i was her plus one to her nans funeral.

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By *heshire 1975Man
over a year ago

town in cheshire

Allowed birthday weekends only lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dumped a bloke after my son told his dad that mums new boyfriend looked like uncle fester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the one who gets dumped! I don't dump anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a dumping as such but many years ago I had a date with a woman, we went to the cinema to see 24 hour party people, which shows how long ago it was. She just would not stop talking through the film, I couldn't wait for it to end so I could escape."

Cinema dates are usefulike that to see what they are like to sit watching a film with. Some people are real annoying when asking loads of questions as if they cant follow a plot or are not seeing what you are.

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By *witchRichMan
over a year ago

Southport

Had no choice really when I was 20 ish and realised I'd slept with her mum while her dad watched and cleaned me up. It was my introduction to the hotwife swinging scene but the fact her dad had swallowed my cum before she had. Family meals would have been to awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt like the jeans they had on was probably 25 years back though ..

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I once parted with a girl who woke me up with a particularly loud fart. The more I think about though, the more I think it was my own fart that woke.

If you're reading this SJ, sorry! You were a really sweet girl too "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Not dumping but dating and reasons to not see them again. She bit my lip, really hurt.

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By *iptoptotty OP   Woman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts


"i had a partner a few years ago who at the time we met didnt have a fixed address. I let him stay a couple of nights with me at mine thoughtout the week.the rest of the time he stayed at mates houses.however he would spend the days playing football with a group of guys who used him to get booze for them,which he did. After the guys went home my ex would then go to a mates house and drink there.then if he was staying at mine he would stagger in d*unk late.(he never spent anytime with me as a couple ever.)he even took me to an exes house because it was her son's 18th birthday party.(another excuse to drink knowing i dont touch alcohol)i went home alone. and he came crawling in hours later pissed. I warned him i had enough of him using my kindness,and my home. I kicked him out because he woudnt change."

Sounds like you completely did the right thing here. He didn’t sound like a fun guy and I doubt he would ever change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

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They seem to be making a comeback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

They seem to be making a comeback. "

Ohhh really? of all the things to come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he sneezed and then said 'nose orgasm'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he sneezed and then said 'nose orgasm'

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Hahahahhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm learning a lot of things from this thread when it comes to men

-dont leave shit in the toilet

-dont buy them things and introduce to your kids

- dont bite their lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

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What are toweling socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

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if he was the same age, chances are his mam bought him them, as mam's do .....it's only as you get older you start buying black or other colour socks...I'm 52 and don't own any plain white socks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (mr) once ended it with a girl because I went to the loo immediately after her and a poo was floating in the water. I just couldn’t get it out of my mind!! Again, shallow.... but it just killed it!! "

Was it a shock that day learning that girls take shits too?

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By *ustlookaroundMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"I'm learning a lot of things from this thread when it comes to men

-dont leave shit in the toilet

-dont buy them things and introduce to your kids

- dont bite their lips

"

It’s a great thread - like yourself learning so much.

I’ve already got rid of all my white sock - it a shame the kids aren’t so easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

if he was the same age, chances are his mam bought him them, as mam's do .....it's only as you get older you start buying black or other colour socks...I'm 52 and don't own any plain white socks lol"

Very true. He also had a pink shirt on but I liked the shirt hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was about 15 or 16 and he turned up with white toweling socks on. That ended rapidly.

What are toweling socks?"

They were a thing in the late 80s early 90s terry towling (like nappies) cane in neon colours too xx

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By *itguy21066Man
over a year ago

leicester

(Male) in my teen days used to have some really weak excuses, I remember dumping a really hot girl because when she came back from a holiday abroad her face had gone really red and freckly Oooops

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas


"Woke up with a bed shake one morning and saw my bf at time wanking himself next to me. Well hellooooo I’m lying next to you , naked and always ready for sex

Next day , sent him a text saying we are not working babe. Who knows maybe he wanked over that text too (grrrr) "

cant understand some people

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