FabSwingers.com forum: Your funniest/worst message?

By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

We've had loads of

"Ows u?"

But the most memorable was

"Next time you're in Xtasia I'll bang you real good"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been offered some second hand knickers...

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By *ich HardMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

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By *ich HardMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

'i would love to shit on you'

Too late luv, my ex already did lmao

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

U accommodate?

...from a couple

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Do you want to meet yes would. Love to where are you, next door she replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to choose from

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By *ich HardMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

"Do you want to meet yes would. Love to where are you, next door she replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst message was from a guy who said if I needed a dump he has a place in the middle of town I can use. Very discreet and clean apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the other day, from a VWE 'gentleman' (we state we're not interested in single men, standard)

"I want to give him a blowjob while fucking her"

Charming

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By *m241Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Do you want me to impregnate her?

Nope. Blocked.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Do you want me to impregnate her?

Nope. Blocked. "

Thats very forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want me to impregnate her?

Nope. Blocked. "

Yeah the last couple we met with had a similar message,

Not exactly the best approach lol

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Once had response from a couple that stated 'My husband said you can fuck me if he can watch and you can help him to fix the cam belt on his BMW'

I have no idea about cars!

When I said part 1 was good part 2 was beyond me I got blocked

Think they wanted a cheap mechanic

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