FabSwingers.com forum: Misreading Words as Rude Ones?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anybody else ever misread words and have to take a second look to make sure?

The most disturbing example that I can think of recently was when I was flicking through the telly channels and saw 'Extreme Fisting With Robson Green', which I was a bit taken aback by and had to read it three times before I realised that it actually said 'Fishing'!!!

This is true by the way

Does this happen to other people or have I just got a perverted mind that is beyond redemption?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a rude one, but I always think, when I see the word shop fitters, that it says shoplifters lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"not a rude one, but I always think, when I see the word shop fitters, that it says shoplifters lol"

Near where I lived used to be a firm that proudly proclaimed they were, as my Mum always thought it said, "shop lifting specialists"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes 'shop lifters' Always gets me too..

Nick Clithero, I only remember his name because very childishly

it's 'clit hero' in my head and swap the N in Nick for an L

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Does anybody else ever misread words and have to take a second look to make sure?

This is true by the way

Does this happen to other people or have I just got a perverted mind that is beyond redemption?

"
i do it the opposite way round....Richard are you a copper top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have also made the same mistake... Watched for ages with the RSPCA on speed dial dreading what was going to happen to the poor trout ...

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

I do it all the time Duracell it must be something in the Barnsley water. Even the auto correct on my phone puts in rude words now instead of the proper words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah either that or we are both mentally twisted! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really rude but near me is a Waterfowl Sanctuary and I always misread the sign as Warewolf Sanctuary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not misread, but near where I used to work was a company called Winnets, not a good choice of name!

Look it up if you don't know the word!

Viv x

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

TO LET only notice them when bursting for a slash

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Not misread, but near where I used to work was a company called Winnets, not a good choice of name!

Look it up if you don't know the word!

Viv x"

Crap name

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

"Not misread, but near where I used to work was a company called Winnets, not a good choice of name!

Look it up if you don't know the word!

Viv x

Crap name

Sticks in ya teeth that one

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