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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does this bother other people or is it just me that doesn’t mind it?

Does it out any of you off when things get messy?

Do you have to stop ect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t bother me. It’s just part of the maths that goes along with the act.

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By *isa21TV/TS
over a year ago

Ash Vale

Make sure I am douched and clean always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been sick in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

douche, douche and douche again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but sometimes it’s spontaneous, no time to douche!!

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

These things can happen. Just laugh, clean up and move on.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Just been sick in my mouth"

Me too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens..

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"Just been sick in my mouth

Me too..... "

Me three...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

No thanks. Fuck that shit!

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Fucking gross. People who have sense of hygiene should not be meeting people. That sort of stuff knocks me sick. So selfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what really freaks me out about anal sex...I wish it didn't and do everything I can to prevent it but I'm still paranoid about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking gross. People who have sense of hygiene should not be meeting people. That sort of stuff knocks me sick. So selfish."

If you are planning on getting intimate clean that hole

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Fuck that shit!"

Quite literally.

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Never happened with us so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the thread to read whilst prepping dinner.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wished for but if it happens then so be it.

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Maybe it's something that should be kept at home and not the clubs And or parties.

I find faecal matter pretty discusting and wouldn't want drainage on a communal bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, if your scared of getting a little bit of shit on your cock then dont try anal, always a risk you take

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

paisley

i am clean all the time, even after toilet duties, i get paper towel and some soap to clean afterwards

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

It's annoying when it happens but too much douching is not good for you. Just have wet wipes handy.

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Do anal shit happens

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

My meets are usually planned a few days in advance (usually a group thing). With that, you can watch what you eat prior, time your last meal properly, know how, when and how much to clean out before. It might remove the spontaneity but I don't particularly go in for spontaneous meets. If I do, it doesn't tend to include anal.

I do have a celebratory food blowout afterwards as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this bother other people or is it just me that doesn’t mind it?

Does it out any of you off when things get messy?

Do you have to stop ect? "
nether messy always clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been sick in my mouth"

Likewise

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

You really should never ever have a problem if you douche correctly and if you don't god help you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks. Fuck that shit!"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like everyone i prefer that's its not..

But if your gonna play the big kids games..you might get dirty!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Ha ha, if your scared of getting a little bit of shit on your cock then dont try anal, always a risk you take "

I was going to say that but it sounds better coming from a man. Someone said to me once that you can't make am omelette without cracking an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My meets are usually planned a few days in advance (usually a group thing). With that, you can watch what you eat prior, time your last meal properly, know how, when and how much to clean out before. It might remove the spontaneity but I don't particularly go in for spontaneous meets. If I do, it doesn't tend to include anal.

I do have a celebratory food blowout afterwards as well!"

This.

Muesli isn’t just good for your heart....

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By *ornyforbbc2019Couple
over a year ago

telford


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X"

Think your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel room and shower in the next room if stuff happens, all clean and carry on

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

This is deafly going to end up that creek without a paddle

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By *hereverendMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"This is deafly going to end up that creek without a paddle "

Up shit creek!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ha ha, if your scared of getting a little bit of shit on your cock then dont try anal, always a risk you take "

Or don't do it

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By *nal-FunMan
over a year ago

London & Leeds

As far as I'm concerned it's part and parcel of the game. I prefer someone who's mature and not squeamish that would freak out if there was an accident. It goes with the territory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X"

Exactly, I really laughed at some of the responses in this thread, mainly because I fall into the 'shit happens' category while my wife falls in the category

Annoyingly this means I almost never get pegged by her, but on the plus she has relaxed more about it and I do at least get to fuck her back then once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" but sometimes it’s spontaneous, no time to douche!! "

Also true, telling your partner you're off to the bathroom for a 20 minute enema session is bit of a mood killer

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By *xpressionistMan
over a year ago

ST. ALBANS

I've got a particular scene from the film 'Zack and Miri make a porno ' in my head now.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

I always have an enema if I think anal is on the cards

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X

Exactly, I really laughed at some of the responses in this thread, mainly because I fall into the 'shit happens' category while my wife falls in the category

Annoyingly this means I almost never get pegged by her, but on the plus she has relaxed more about it and I do at least get to fuck her back then once in a while"

I’ve pegged a guy before - an incredibly hot one - but it was rather messy (he certainly didn’t mind though as he was rather lost in the moment). The issue I had with it was my problem - not his - in that i struggled to see him as ‘alpha Male ‘ again once I’d fucked him. That’s something I need to work on as a lover of receiving anal myself, as it’s hardly fair to discount a guy because he loves receiving anal too!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


" but sometimes it’s spontaneous, no time to douche!!

Also true, telling your partner you're off to the bathroom for a 20 minute enema session is bit of a mood killer "

And it can sometimes go horribly wrong!

I rarely douche as my colon has a tendency to retain the fluid and let it out at the worst possible time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't make an omelette without breaking eggs! Sometimes a bit of shell gets in it. Not nice I know! But the eggs are good!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe... "

Condoms and lube would be a given on the swinging scene anyway - right?

As for anything else - have tissues to wrap the condom in and put it straight in the bin!

You either adore anal or you don’t. If you do - the fact that it’s such a raw, animalistic, guttural pleasure will outweigh the occasional mess and inconvenience involved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe...

Condoms and lube would be a given on the swinging scene anyway - right?

As for anything else - have tissues to wrap the condom in and put it straight in the bin!

You either adore anal or you don’t. If you do - the fact that it’s such a raw, animalistic, guttural pleasure will outweigh the occasional mess and inconvenience involved! "
ud be surprised how many dont protect themselves... but yes agreed thats all you can do and hope for an andrex free night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe... "

Who are these people that are eating sweetcorn before anal?!

Scratch that.

Who are these people who are eating sweetcorn at all?

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By *nal-FunMan
over a year ago

London & Leeds


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe...

Condoms and lube would be a given on the swinging scene anyway - right?

As for anything else - have tissues to wrap the condom in and put it straight in the bin!

You either adore anal or you don’t. If you do - the fact that it’s such a raw, animalistic, guttural pleasure will outweigh the occasional mess and inconvenience involved! "

Couldn’t agree more! The fact that you’re fucking her shithole should be part of the intense eroticism and filthy passion.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X"

Possibly not popular but personally I think it should be the opinion of any mature adult engaging in the act. Douching isn't always a guarantee. Sometimes sex doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes deep throating can lead to vomitting. Sometimes periods can start during vaginal sex. Personally I prefer to have sex with people who aren't going to act like child or want to humiliate me over not being an inhuman sex doll that doesn't perform normal bodily functions.

I've never had any anal mishaps personally, even with spontaneous play. I guess I've just been lucky or maybe it's down to my high fibre vegetarian diet haha. However I once had a tomato skin incident with a guy during pegging . No biggie, these things happen! I did ask him to clean the toy though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont be eating chips n curry ever again now

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X

Possibly not popular but personally I think it should be the opinion of any mature adult engaging in the act. Douching isn't always a guarantee. Sometimes sex doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes deep throating can lead to vomitting. Sometimes periods can start during vaginal sex. Personally I prefer to have sex with people who aren't going to act like child or want to humiliate me over not being an inhuman sex doll that doesn't perform normal bodily functions.

I've never had any anal mishaps personally, even with spontaneous play. I guess I've just been lucky or maybe it's down to my high fibre vegetarian diet haha. However I once had a tomato skin incident with a guy during pegging . No biggie, these things happen! I did ask him to clean the toy though."

Please advise what tomatoe skin incident you had I’m intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe...

Who are these people that are eating sweetcorn before anal?!

Scratch that.

Who are these people who are eating sweetcorn at all? "

There was nothing wrong with sweetcorn until this thread

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"As far as I'm concerned it's part and parcel of the game. I prefer someone who's mature and not squeamish that would freak out if there was an accident. It goes with the territory. "

You’re on the wrong site wanting mature lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always douche.Even then it's not a guarantee but if an accident happens the moment goes instantly

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Does this bother other people or is it just me that doesn’t mind it?

Does it out any of you off when things get messy?

Do you have to stop ect? "

As long as you don't have the best bed sheets out.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X

Possibly not popular but personally I think it should be the opinion of any mature adult engaging in the act. Douching isn't always a guarantee. Sometimes sex doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes deep throating can lead to vomitting. Sometimes periods can start during vaginal sex. Personally I prefer to have sex with people who aren't going to act like child or want to humiliate me over not being an inhuman sex doll that doesn't perform normal bodily functions.

I've never had any anal mishaps personally, even with spontaneous play. I guess I've just been lucky or maybe it's down to my high fibre vegetarian diet haha. However I once had a tomato skin incident with a guy during pegging . No biggie, these things happen! I did ask him to clean the toy though.

Please advise what tomatoe skin incident you had I’m intrigued "

It doesn't digest well, put it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X

Possibly not popular but personally I think it should be the opinion of any mature adult engaging in the act. Douching isn't always a guarantee. Sometimes sex doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes deep throating can lead to vomitting. Sometimes periods can start during vaginal sex. Personally I prefer to have sex with people who aren't going to act like child or want to humiliate me over not being an inhuman sex doll that doesn't perform normal bodily functions.

I've never had any anal mishaps personally, even with spontaneous play. I guess I've just been lucky or maybe it's down to my high fibre vegetarian diet haha. However I once had a tomato skin incident with a guy during pegging . No biggie, these things happen! I did ask him to clean the toy though.

Please advise what tomatoe skin incident you had I’m intrigued

It doesn't digest well, put it that way "

Haha and apparently I'm the one who posts in the shitty threads!

So you are vegetarian then!

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"This is what really freaks me out about anal sex...I wish it didn't and do everything I can to prevent it but I'm still paranoid about it "

Clean out first.

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By *dtanyaTV/TS
over a year ago

gallowayshire

Nah just keep pounding

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I always douche if I want anal to happen.

However, when I was married it was more spontaneous at times and we were both ok with that.

Baby wipes are just as good at wiping adult shit lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Possibly not a popular opinion - but I feel that if you’re going to enjoy Anal then you need to accept that there might be a little mess occasionally - bearing in mind what comes out of there! X

Possibly not popular but personally I think it should be the opinion of any mature adult engaging in the act. Douching isn't always a guarantee. Sometimes sex doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes deep throating can lead to vomitting. Sometimes periods can start during vaginal sex. Personally I prefer to have sex with people who aren't going to act like child or want to humiliate me over not being an inhuman sex doll that doesn't perform normal bodily functions.

I've never had any anal mishaps personally, even with spontaneous play. I guess I've just been lucky or maybe it's down to my high fibre vegetarian diet haha. However I once had a tomato skin incident with a guy during pegging . No biggie, these things happen! I did ask him to clean the toy though.

Please advise what tomatoe skin incident you had I’m intrigued

It doesn't digest well, put it that way

Haha and apparently I'm the one who posts in the shitty threads!

So you are vegetarian then!"

You start them!

Yep but not vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit happens.. "

Made me laugh ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Possibly not popular but personally I think it should be the opinion of any mature adult engaging in the act. Douching isn't always a guarantee. Sometimes sex doesn't always go to plan. Sometimes deep throating can lead to vomitting. Sometimes periods can start during vaginal sex. Personally I prefer to have sex with people who aren't going to act like child or want to humiliate me over not being an inhuman sex doll that doesn't perform normal bodily functions.

I've never had any anal mishaps personally, even with spontaneous play. I guess I've just been lucky or maybe it's down to my high fibre vegetarian diet haha. However I once had a tomato skin incident with a guy during pegging . No biggie, these things happen! I did ask him to clean the toy though."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe...

Who are these people that are eating sweetcorn before anal?!

Scratch that.

Who are these people who are eating sweetcorn at all? "
lmao

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By *oubleA123Couple
over a year ago

berwick


"Shit happens..

Made me laugh ????"

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't do anal sex with a one off anyway, always a regular partner and if he can't cope with the risk of a bit of poo then he can't stick it in my anus!

I used to always douche and it put pressure on the situation and I found it made me sore. I don't bother now after a previous fwb told me not to stress about it.

Plus sometimes I like anal sex the next morning when I'm all relaxed, douching isn't happening that early.

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By *rdentexplorerMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think it goes with the territory and rather enjoy it if it gets a little messy, only natural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this bother other people or is it just me that doesn’t mind it?

Does it out any of you off when things get messy?

Do you have to stop ect? "

Never has anal sex gotten messy.

What are you doing wrong, what are we doing right?

Potential mess is something that has put off previous lovers though, that is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its for shitting out of no thanks i will live without anal

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Sweetcorn is good for you but not for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, dirty anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messier the better for me

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I enjoy Anal sex and always douche and clean but accidents do happen. It's embarrassing but it's a fact of life.

Before Covid, you'd be getting ready to go out about 8.00 pm, meet friends or whoever, go to a pub / club and if you end up having sex that night it could be more than 6 hours after you cleaned. In the meantime you've eaten more food.

Also quite often I douche and don't end up having anal.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

It would really really really bother me if you put in your thumb and pulled out a plumb fucking vile go wash your batty before you take cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would really really really bother me if you put in your thumb and pulled out a..."

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks. Fuck that shit!"

My thoughts exactly,just why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This us why I don't do I get that some guys like it because it's tight but it's just not natural it's just dirty

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By *entleman_spyMan
over a year ago

nearby

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My meets are usually planned a few days in advance (usually a group thing). With that, you can watch what you eat prior, time your last meal properly, know how, when and how much to clean out before. It might remove the spontaneity but I don't particularly go in for spontaneous meets. If I do, it doesn't tend to include anal.

I do have a celebratory food blowout afterwards as well!"

Fail to plan, plan to fail !

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys


"No thanks. Fuck that shit!"

thats funny.

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By *aturesub60Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Had a guy humping me all night, lost count how many times. Eventually I had a code brown event, really embarrassing and I couldn’t stop apologising. He just said ‘don’t worry, it’s an occupational hazard.’ With that he changed the sheets in a flash and carried on fucking me again..lol. What a night that was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit happens."

Daily?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit happens.

Daily?!"

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say im excited about the idea of sweetcorn on the end on my knob.. douche, condoms and lube... maybe...

Condoms and lube would be a given on the swinging scene anyway - right?

As for anything else - have tissues to wrap the condom in and put it straight in the bin!

You either adore anal or you don’t. If you do - the fact that it’s such a raw, animalistic, guttural pleasure will outweigh the occasional mess and inconvenience involved! "

Yeah this,I agree

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

Newferry, wirral

prior preparation prevents piss poor performance.

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By *nj6969Couple
over a year ago

Grimsby

Douche douche and douche but sometimes it happens.

Fact is it's a bum, we generally keep for us only as its embarrassing if it was to happen. X

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By *zBoy123Man
over a year ago

London.


"No thanks. Fuck that shit!"

Couldn't agree more, back door definitely off limits for me....

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

When I take anal it is *never* "messy". I don't meet unless I am thoroughly douched.

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By *cotty1983Man
23 weeks ago

Greenock

Don’t want wet don’t go swimming

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