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"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum. " | |||
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"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum. " Well that's fantastic. BRB, trying this out with C | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " That's wrong on so many levels | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " The second one got me looked at my phone like what actual fuck... | |||
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"What's the "weirdest" (your own interpretation) thing someone has done during sex... I was having sex with a lovely lady and she started "Crying" whilst we were in the throes of passion, I had to stop and ask if she was ok... she said yes and was crying cause she hadn't felt like that in such a long time. There was me thinking I'd done something wrong or was hurting her, and she was in ecstasy loving every stroke. Lol. I didn't quite know how to feel.at the time " Similar here, but she would repeatedly say 'no' in a super meek way. Naturally the first time we slept together I panicked, worrying that she was just trying to get me into trouble despite having 1,000% consented. I stopped to ask what was going on and apparently that was just her 'thing'. Later found out she'd been diagnosed with some pretty severe mental health issues, so I guess she'd got some things to work through, but I absolutely thought I was gonna wind up in prison at first! | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " You shouldn’t be taking one for the team. This is your own body we’re talking about. If the guy wasn’t who he said he was or whatever - you should’ve told him to sling his hook. | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " Hahahaha will from the Inbetweeners. Too funny. Unlucky lol. | |||
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"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum. " Ha ha OMG ! | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " Very strange ... | |||
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"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum. " Haha now that's gravy | |||
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"Watched himself flex " A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee. | |||
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"Watched himself flex A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee." Sounds like a good evening was had by all to me | |||
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"Watched himself flex A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee." What...no magical love juice? | |||
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"Watched himself flex A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee. What...no magical love juice?" Haha, well there was some of that in there as she had orgasmed however it was well washed away by the torrent of pee. | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again You shouldn’t be taking one for the team. This is your own body we’re talking about. If the guy wasn’t who he said he was or whatever - you should’ve told him to sling his hook. " Unfortunately I had driven 40 miles as we really got on talking, it was 11pm and I was horny as fuck lol | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " you can pick them | |||
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"I was with a guy once at a club who completely screamed when he orgasmed, I honestly thought I had broken him." took him to total ecstasy | |||
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"Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play" Lol. I use to play with a couple and Hubby would shake and jolt everytime he'd Cum and it took abit of getting used to aswell. | |||
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"I burst into histerical laughter after a really intense wand induced orgasm, courtesy of a female friend. " Crying was abit of a shocker to me... not quite sure how I'd deal with laughter but think knowing me I'd probably burst out laughing too. Funny pillow talk | |||
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"Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play" The opposite here, I played with a couple and she was vocal and very proactive lol. He on the other hand was like a plank and didnt make a noise at all. Was odd watching them play and he was like a mute statue. Most off putting | |||
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"Answered the phone to her mum" Mrs K has more than once answered the phone to her mum when I've been going down on her. She tries to maintain polite conversation whilst I try to put her off. | |||
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"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum. " . Oh that's brilliant | |||
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"I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock.... " I can do that ,quite proud hubby loves it .. | |||
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"Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play" After posting this yesterday, he’s got in touch today haha As the saying goes - Speak of the devil and he doth appear | |||
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"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him. Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again " | |||
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"I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock.... I can do that ,quite proud hubby loves it .. " Its an amazing skill that i don't think most people even know is possible and that's why its not talked about.. | |||
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"I was once with a guy that used to whisper ‘oooh j’adore’ to me over and over again. He wasn’t French and couldn’t say anything else in the language. Hahaha. " Haha some of these are pure gold, I'm dyyying | |||
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"I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock.... I can do that ,quite proud hubby loves it .. Its an amazing skill that i don't think most people even know is possible and that's why its not talked about.." I will take the art of how i do it to my grave | |||
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"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum. " Ive noticed women dont like you to say 'Finger Lickin Good with a secret recipe Of 11 Herbs n Spices' whilst your fingerin them or giving oral.......and they said advertising would'nt affect me ?? | |||
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