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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the "weirdest" (your own interpretation) thing someone has done during sex...

I was having sex with a lovely lady and she started "Crying" whilst we were in the throes of passion, I had to stop and ask if she was ok... she said yes and was crying cause she hadn't felt like that in such a long time.

There was me thinking I'd done something wrong or was hurting her, and she was in ecstasy loving every stroke. Lol.

I didn't quite know how to feel.at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough


"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

"

Well that's fantastic. BRB, trying this out with C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "

That's wrong on so many levels

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By *ustafasinghMan
over a year ago

leicester


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "

The second one got me looked at my phone like what actual fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny crying and being scared as her leg trembled ,she told me that no one had gone down on her before and she had just turned 59. You can imagine the fun that followed ??

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough


"What's the "weirdest" (your own interpretation) thing someone has done during sex...

I was having sex with a lovely lady and she started "Crying" whilst we were in the throes of passion, I had to stop and ask if she was ok... she said yes and was crying cause she hadn't felt like that in such a long time.

There was me thinking I'd done something wrong or was hurting her, and she was in ecstasy loving every stroke. Lol.

I didn't quite know how to feel.at the time "

Similar here, but she would repeatedly say 'no' in a super meek way. Naturally the first time we slept together I panicked, worrying that she was just trying to get me into trouble despite having 1,000% consented. I stopped to ask what was going on and apparently that was just her 'thing'.

Later found out she'd been diagnosed with some pretty severe mental health issues, so I guess she'd got some things to work through, but I absolutely thought I was gonna wind up in prison at first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "

You shouldn’t be taking one for the team. This is your own body we’re talking about. If the guy wasn’t who he said he was or whatever - you should’ve told him to sling his hook.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "

Hahahaha will from the Inbetweeners. Too funny. Unlucky lol.

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare


"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

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Ha ha OMG !

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "

Very strange ...

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

After doing some building work I had a meet and my back locked up solid and I couldn’t move, and on another occasion I was playing with a girl on a cross and she was 6’ and curvy, well in the through of passion forgot to clip her on, when she came her legs collapsed and she landed on me and pinned me to the floor

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Agree ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched himself flex

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

During a fairly d*unken attempt at sex many moons ago I started humming the Match of the day theme. That pretty much ruined the moment

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Reading a text

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The weirdest thing is probably when S snapped his banjo string mid car sex when were 18. Something not quite right about the blood/cum mixture and absolute panic that set in. He had to take the train back to his uni halls still with the cummy/bloody situation in his pants and then encountered my brother on his ginger walk back from the train station

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

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Haha now that's gravy

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By *edGMan
over a year ago

Daventry


"Watched himself flex "

A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee.

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough


"Watched himself flex

A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee."

Sounds like a good evening was had by all to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sex with a hotwife, she grabbed her phone every 5 - 10 minutes to take pictures for her husband......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watched himself flex

A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee."

What...no magical love juice?

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By *edGMan
over a year ago

Daventry


"Watched himself flex

A girl was on top and when she cam it felt like she was a proper squirter until the realisation that the warm liquid running down my sides was pee.

What...no magical love juice?"

Haha, well there was some of that in there as she had orgasmed however it was well washed away by the torrent of pee.

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By *aughty_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again

You shouldn’t be taking one for the team. This is your own body we’re talking about. If the guy wasn’t who he said he was or whatever - you should’ve told him to sling his hook.

"

Unfortunately I had driven 40 miles as we really got on talking, it was 11pm and I was horny as fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be careful as he is on here , but a long time ago , was fucking this Bloke and the noises he was making sounded like a donkey being Killed , I tried to gag him with my hands but he was so loud, wasn’t a turn on , as I kept thinking I bet the neighbours can hear this , I made out I was cumming , got off him and he turned over started wanking , then started making the donkey noises again whist he came , never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "
you can pick them

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I was with a guy once at a club who completely screamed when he orgasmed, I honestly thought I had broken him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was with a guy once at a club who completely screamed when he orgasmed, I honestly thought I had broken him."
took him to total ecstasy

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I was surprised that all the glass didn't break, it was a little shocking

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady I knew used to roll her eyeballs when orgasming. Proper freely looking when you look down and just see white eye balls and no pupils. At least I knew when she had cum pmsl

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I burst into histerical laughter after a really intense wand induced orgasm, courtesy of a female friend.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Answered the phone to her mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple and the lady barked and growled like a dog when she was cunning never seen or heard anything like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play"

Lol.

I use to play with a couple and Hubby would shake and jolt everytime he'd Cum and it took abit of getting used to aswell.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Sounds like a mini heart attack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I burst into histerical laughter after a really intense wand induced orgasm, courtesy of a female friend. "

Crying was abit of a shocker to me... not quite sure how I'd deal with laughter but think knowing me I'd probably burst out laughing too.

Funny pillow talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play"

The opposite here, I played with a couple and she was vocal and very proactive lol. He on the other hand was like a plank and didnt make a noise at all. Was odd watching them play and he was like a mute statue. Most off putting

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By *uggiedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Her black cat jumped on the bed while were getting it on, it scared the shit out of me ,i didnt know she had a cat so wasnt expecting it

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"Answered the phone to her mum"

Mrs K has more than once answered the phone to her mum when I've been going down on her. She tries to maintain polite conversation whilst I try to put her off.

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

Not sure this quite counts? but--

Once met a guy who asked me, very seriously, if he could do the R word to me.

As in, roleplay? I asked.

No, he was serious.

I said no. And so--he didn't.

Second meet up never happened, as it turned out.

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

In a very posh voice she says ‘please put your boat in my harbour’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We was at Infusions in Blackpool and the misses was getting down and dirty with the lady of another couple, then randomly the fella of the couple just let out a fart! We all turned around to him with WTF faces! silence for seconds, then the lady of the couple just went back down on peaches! Was a really hot night apart from that.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

"

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Oh that's brilliant

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By *nt1Man
over a year ago

Allington

I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I once met began to narrate, in a hushed whisper, a role play about a naughty graduate being spanked by the university dean. He began suddenly and randomly while we were in the middle of sex. I was unsure if he wanted to act it out and who was playing which parts. I really didn’t get what was going on Very bizarre. I never went back.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock.... "
I can do that ,quite proud hubby loves it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once with a guy that used to whisper ‘oooh j’adore’ to me over and over again. He wasn’t French and couldn’t say anything else in the language. Hahaha.

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Having sex in the spooning position (first time with him) he shook so vigorously when he came I actually flipped over to make sure he was okay worrying he was having a seizure. Took a while to get used to it when ever we did play"

After posting this yesterday, he’s got in touch today haha

As the saying goes - Speak of the devil and he doth appear

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Someone off here I met who lied about a lot of things, but I took one for the team... his sex face looked like I was murdering him.

Another guy off here who was really hot, had the same technique as Will from the inbetweeners when he is like a plank on top of her. Then lost his hard on so hit his phone out and started watching videos of him fucking his ex to get him hard again "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a woman who was super sensitive and everytime she came we had to stop was literally in her for 5 minutes the longest before we had to stop in the end after the fifth time got off her wank in her face and left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had one that during sex he called me daddy , I stoped straight away , never saw him again

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By *tonkerMan
over a year ago

Hull

In the throws of passion with an older lady, she squirted for the first time which led her to have such an intense orgasm she actually shit herself, I declined a 2nd encounter lol.....

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By *nt1Man
over a year ago

Allington


"I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock.... I can do that ,quite proud hubby loves it .. "

Its an amazing skill that i don't think most people even know is possible and that's why its not talked about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once with a guy that used to whisper ‘oooh j’adore’ to me over and over again. He wasn’t French and couldn’t say anything else in the language. Hahaha. "

Haha some of these are pure gold, I'm dyyying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ages ago with a guy I had just met, we were in the middle of the action and it really wasnt great. (I didn't feel him entering me and I'm very tight...). He was into his little thing. He was on top and I was just waiting for him to finish soon and then he asked me why I wasnt moaning and then he told me to fake it. I didnt.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"I knew a girl who could clench her pussy so hard it felt like she was squeezing the life out of my dick.. it was very nice once i knew about it but the first time it was a real shock.... I can do that ,quite proud hubby loves it ..

Its an amazing skill that i don't think most people even know is possible and that's why its not talked about.."
I will take the art of how i do it to my grave

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"I once knew a guy that said "ahhh bisto" whenever he'd cum.

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Ive noticed women dont like you to say 'Finger Lickin Good with a secret recipe Of 11 Herbs n Spices' whilst your fingerin them or giving oral.......and they said advertising would'nt affect me ??

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