FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest sex toys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just come (no pun) across a website that makes alien egg laying sex toys - primal hardware.

And we thought we had seen everything!

What's the strangest/weirdest/ freakiest you've seen?

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

The Vajankle.

Google it.

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By *TnTxCouple
over a year ago

North West

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

What the actual! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following with interest.

Only recently found out about the dragon dildos!!!

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just come (no pun) across a website that makes alien egg laying sex toys - primal hardware.

And we thought we had seen everything!

What's the strangest/weirdest/ freakiest you've seen?

Had to have a quick look at the site, if I bought something from there I think Mrs would lock my beer away and maybe me lol, I’ll be looking properly later

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Pokemon dildos and but plugs .. although i do thin the pickachu but plug would look cute on x lol

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By *jbucksCouple
over a year ago

Bletchley

"The Vajankle.

Google it.

What the actual! Lol x"

I have just googled this .... thats a new extreme for people with foot fetishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

Ok you win.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it.

Ok you win.....

Googled it. What’s weird about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it."
That is weird and a bit creepy. Looks like something that would reside in the Munsters house !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

You are absolutely stunning

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

What the F

That's not how a foot job works.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Following with interest.

Only recently found out about the dragon dildos!!!"

They are hot.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna say the moby huge because of its size but Vajankle definaterly has it best in weirdness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

Yep.. That's weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following with interest.

Only recently found out about the dragon dildos!!!"

Oh I’ve seen some of those! So tempted?’bb

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

Spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just come (no pun) across a website that makes alien egg laying sex toys - primal hardware.

And we thought we had seen everything!

What's the strangest/weirdest/ freakiest you've seen?

Our plain plastic cooking funnel in our sex bag always raises eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for an online chemist shop and it sold sex toys as well , we would get reps calling in trying to sell us new lines , we once had a dog made of plastic with a flesh lite pussy where its bum would be , we were all shocked , and we didn’t buy any ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet brush ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following with interest.

Only recently found out about the dragon dildos!!!"
bad dragon is a company in the usa make nice big dildos for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it.

Yep.. That's weird"

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

My FwB and I have a predator dildo it's very cool and kind of weird but still dildo shaped.

The Vajankle is winning on weird meter so far.

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By *ral AddictsCouple
over a year ago

Swinton

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

Somethings you just can’t un-see

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

ORINOCO dildo by John Thomas is a little bit weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clone a willy not weird but hot having one of urself

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

There's actually a washing machine you can buy with a riding saddle with dildo built in for your utility room

Lelo do a male masterbator and you get free gold cufflinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clone a willy not weird but hot having one of urself"

Brings new meaning to the phrase go fuck yourself

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By *ueenandlittlecuckCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

the stumpy

https://thepantiepurse.com/collections/oxballs/products/oxballs-stumpy-amputated-leg-dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Combine the stumpy and Vajankle and you get a fully deformed leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sooo normal with my Uprize, now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sooo normal with my Uprize, now!

Bet u must have some fun with that toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clone a willy not weird but hot having one of urself

Brings new meaning to the phrase go fuck yourself"

I have... turns out I’m good , no complaints lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

You have the biggest veri I've ever seen

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Vajankle Looks like something hannible lector would use

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

The Vajankle is seriously weird...

And I’m a foot person..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i think the real question is whos gonna buy one to try it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own dildo moulded on my cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Vajankle.

Google it."

Hilarious

Might get one for the mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the stumpy

https://thepantiepurse.com/collections/oxballs/products/oxballs-stumpy-amputated-leg-dildo"

My eyes....

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Mrs has a dog dildo she loves it

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By *rviennaCouple
over a year ago

Kent

There is a site in America that does geeky sex toys, more novelty than full out weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen water mellon slices

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By *oymaster69Man
over a year ago

EALING

John Thomas does some great sex toys

UK based aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motorbike stuck in second gear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just come (no pun) across a website that makes alien egg laying sex toys - primal hardware.

And we thought we had seen everything!

What's the strangest/weirdest/ freakiest you've seen?

If you like interesting dildos try Bad Dragon I have one of thier toys the Clayton in an XL size they are very different

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