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What’s been inserted up yr foof or arse?

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By *essie. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

A cucumber and a Creme egg up my foof (not together)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cucumber and a Creme egg up my foof (not together)

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No cocks or dildos ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A variety of toys, sometimes alone or in combination.. in the past though a cucumber, banana & carrot.. might have used a bottle with cork in a few times too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost lost a butt plug recently. Traumatised.

I've had basically every penis shaped household item u can think of in my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cucumber and a Creme egg up my foof (not together)

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Didn’t think I could like Creme Eggs any more than I already did.

I was wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting, just my prostate massager, one of my OHs small vibrators (she doesn't use them anymore) and obviously a few fingers have slipped up there in the past too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I almost lost a butt plug recently. Traumatised.

I've had basically every penis shaped household item u can think of in my pussy "

Oh yes! First time that happens it’s a bit of a trauma, but the giggles of relief when I got it back oh they were good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the missus

Dildos, strap ons, vibrators, cocks, fingers, hands, butt plugs(regular and inflatable) not all at once, obviously

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

But can anyone fire ping pong balls out of your foof?!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Several dildos and vibrators, a few butt plugs, quite a few cocks.

I have tried a few plastic drinks bottles, beer, wine bottles and a few household items.

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

And which household object was best out of interest?

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

Rabbit plastic banana plastic bottles shampaine bottle lots of cocks and fingers

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By *ickylouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Every household object as well as a very large bedpost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate that word. Foof

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By *aulEverhardMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"I almost lost a butt plug recently. Traumatised.

I've had basically every penis shaped household item u can think of in my pussy "

That happened to me. Thank god for the battery cord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband.

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By *ngelikatvleedsTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I almost lost a butt plug recently. Traumatised.

I've had basically every penis shaped household item u can think of in my pussy "

Do you count them in and count them out in case you lose one

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By *ngelikatvleedsTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

Whole corn on the cob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prostate massager, inflatable dildo, fingers... fist and a bottle ha ha

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

About a metre of chain ages getting it in lol(i was bored)

Stood up started to play pulled a little bit of chain out WOW felt amazing then gravity took over

WHAT A FEELING LOL

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By *ew swingers wxmCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Cucumber, carrot, neck of wine bottle, handle of hairbrush (all Mrs)

Carrot, butt plug (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex girlfriends vibrator, lucozade bottle, aerosol can

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"A cucumber and a Creme egg up my foof (not together)

"

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Yes we had an "insertions" phase too lol,

Many and varied things went "foofwise"

Probably predictably for our generation we first tried the old mars bar trick lol,

favourite was probably the good old squash though

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

Cucumber (small) but plug, fingers, carrot, cocks (a few) dildoes various, candles.

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By *ohn n jodieCouple (MM)
over a year ago

warrington

Cadburys creme egg im the pink and a ferrero rochet in the stink ( in a woman ) il put pic on profile)

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Apart from cocks, vibes and dildos I’ve had cucumbers, wine bottles and a large and lubed shaving foam can.

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By *orsecover59Couple
over a year ago

Jersey

My wife and I met as swingers and ended up married.At the time she was studying to be a teacher and was travelling quite a distance to my house from her shared house. So as well as studying,placements etc she was almost permanently knackered.

We went through a very inventive phase and one evening a slim line vibrator was inserted into my botty.All well and good until she let go and the vibrations drove it into my arse. It felt great but there was no way we could retrieve it. She was horrified and said if we could not retrieve it we would ring the NHS immediately after she fell asleep. So there am I worried in case this thing works itself through my system and comes out my mouth....lol. As it turns out I had a very undignified experience of me giving birth sat on the toilet to expel it into the Loo. ll very unsettling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doctor's finger nothing else is going up

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By *f579Man
over a year ago

Midlands

My OH likes me to insert a wooden truncheon in her

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By *lairesurreyfunTV/TS
over a year ago

Weybridge

Courgette aubergine various handles love eggs plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whole corn on the cob... "

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"My ex husband."

Did he actually realise what a lucky little fucka he was at that point ??? Xx

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"Whole corn on the cob... "

May as well cut out the middle man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing that is up my ass is shit. My ass is exit only, and nothing and that means nothing, goes up my ass.

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