FabSwingers.com forum: Most perverse thing you have done

By *ocalguy4you OP Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Most perverse thing you have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You first OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a pot noodle once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy on Fab, I'll not name him though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once"

That’s just twisted!!

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her piss allover me in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once"

What flavour?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Touched a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once

That’s just twisted!!

Viv xx"

it was strangly nice, but rong at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once

What flavour?"

well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once

What flavour?

well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lol"

The only pot noodle for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched 10 seconds of love island.... I’ll never be the same again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once

What flavour?

well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lol"
I take it was king size ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched Mamma Mia all the way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accepted a finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not really perverse but I let a woman stick a dildo up my arse......yeah it’s not for me

It weren’t that big but felt like she’d shoved a marrow up there. Thought I was gonna shit everywhere. Cool for some, not gonna go down that route again though

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Touched a cock "

Eww, why would you do such a thing?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, though it was with a consenting adult, I'd probably be ostracised on here if I said what it was. So I won't

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"i had a pot noodle once

What flavour?"

Vanilla

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ha ha, though it was with a consenting adult, I'd probably be ostracised on here if I said what it was. So I won't

Well, you can't exactly say that and not expect us to want the lurid details

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We fucked with our wellies on, ooohhhh the rubber, kinky or what.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Ate after eights at 5:30 pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once

What flavour?

well bombay bad boy of course, why would you need to ask, if your going to do it then to the max lolI take it was king size ??"

Im feckin starvin now...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I threw a always sanitary towel out window to see if it could fly because it had wings.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I put some clear glass bottles in the green bottle bank the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha, though it was with a consenting adult, I'd probably be ostracised on here if I said what it was. So I won't

Well, you can't exactly say that and not expect us to want the lurid details

Ahh, I dunno, lol, it's absolutely disgusting.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ha ha, though it was with a consenting adult, I'd probably be ostracised on here if I said what it was. So I won't

Well, you can't exactly say that and not expect us to want the lurid details

Ahh, I dunno, lol, it's absolutely disgusting. "

It is entirely your choice, my good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed a girl, and I liked it...then I did some more and I loved it!! Viv xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

Pervert!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it...then I did some more and I loved it!! Viv xx"
did you use cherry chap stick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

Pervert!"

What mischief is this? Cheese and jam butties are delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it...then I did some more and I loved it!! Viv xx did you use cherry chap stick

I used cherry chapstick on a couple, most already had their own chapstick. All were luscious and soft lipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put some clear glass bottles in the green bottle bank the other day!

Terrible!!! There are some things that you just shouldn’t share! Viv Judgymcjudgypants xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a Cub Scout !

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it...then I did some more and I loved it!! Viv xx"

Haha , that made my day , well night ...

Nice one Viv

Nice to see you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Cub Scout ! "

I wanted to be in the scouts, but they’d only let me be in the girl guides x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it...then I did some more and I loved it!! Viv xx

Haha , that made my day , well night ...

Nice one Viv

Nice to see you again."

Haha, thank you, nice to be back (took some time out due to grief process) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Cub Scout !

I wanted to be in the scouts, but they’d only let me be in the girl guides x Viv x"

I am sure you would have gone down very well with the scouts !

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Chucked half a McDonald's in the bin, some things are just wrong !!

I would give my left nugget for a big Mac at the moment xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I once watched an episode of Hollyoaks.

Never again - that's some scary shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chucked half a McDonald's in the bin, some things are just wrong !!

I would give my left nugget for a big Mac at the moment xx "

You should be on a register. This is horrifying to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Cub Scout !

I wanted to be in the scouts, but they’d only let me be in the girl guides x Viv x

I am sure you would have gone down very well with the scouts ! "

Haha, i was a nerdy tomboy so I would have fitted in better than the cookie cooking guides xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dipped my french fry into my McFlurry at McDonald’s

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By *ocalguy4you OP Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Fancied this girl so bad my m8 ended up fucking her one night years ago I licked the condom to see if I could taste her pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancied this girl so bad my m8 ended up fucking her one night years ago I licked the condom to see if I could taste her pussy"

This made me laugh too hard

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

...."I'm spinning around, move out of my way,

I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this,

I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same

I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

...."I'm spinning around, move out of my way,

I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this,

I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same

I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this".......

Baby baby baby

No shame Kylie is HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched 10 seconds of love island.... I’ll never be the same again!

Serious counselling needed after that.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent a dick pic before I sent a face pic how embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always the last 2 post on a forumn still not it

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

...."I'm spinning around, move out of my way,

I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this,

I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same

I know you're feeling me cause you like it like this".......

You need professional help , have you thought of rehab?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mastrubated on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like marmite

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Mastrubated on a Sunday "

Did you eat it after ? X

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Not the most perverse but the most embarrassing thing was at a friend's house party when I was 16. I blew a guy out the side of the house in the dark and was proud as sin with myself thinking if got away with it not realising I'd a huge wad of jizz on front of my top which everyone else spotted before I did.

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Not the most perverse but the most embarrassing thing was at a friend's house party when I was 16. I blew a guy out the side of the house in the dark and was proud as sin with myself thinking if got away with it not realising I'd a huge wad of jizz on front of my top which everyone else spotted before I did.

thats what you call a mary moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!"

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once hacked off into a towel and my roomate used it before I could stop him luckily he forgave me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked into my wifes porridge.I did tell her before she ate it.

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

I went to Great Yarmouth once

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"A guy on Fab, I'll not name him though."

Ate a slice of pizza off a woman’s breast.

might have to go back for the other slice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a d*unken night out D decided he wanted to eat jam off my pussy , we realised the next morning on viewing the evidence he’d even spread it on with a knife! Nothing depraved just a little odd

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"After a d*unken night out D decided he wanted to eat jam off my pussy , we realised the next morning on viewing the evidence he’d even spread it on with a knife! Nothing depraved just a little odd "

Lmao

. No napkin too?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Eaten a McDonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eaten a McDonalds

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you never omg your stomach won't thank you for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eaten a McDonalds

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disgusting lol??

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I did something many years ago, which still haunts me.

I was with a girl I really liked and thought it would be a nice gesture to give her my last Rollo; thing is, it wasn’t. It was my second last one. I kept the last one for myself.

Please kids, don’t ever do this

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Had sex with Simply Red on in the background.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Most perverse thing you have done"

I (Luke) went down an up escalator once.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car! "

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I said what it was people would judge quite hard. Quite disgusting and never doing it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex with Simply Red on in the background."

sick puppy

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Errr. Ended up on my hands and knees whilst a beautiful TV licked a unknown white powder out of my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

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that's a proper Lancashire thing is that.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I ran through wheat fields.......

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

that's a proper Lancashire thing is that. "

In a barm cake.. Or t-cake??

(and I mean a t-cake not a current t-cake) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a d*unken night out D decided he wanted to eat jam off my pussy , we realised the next morning on viewing the evidence he’d even spread it on with a knife! Nothing depraved just a little odd

Lmao

. No napkin too?

No napkins, I was quite sticky in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once FaceTimed an ex after I found out he’d cheated on me. I made it look like I was moaning from fingering myself. He was loving it until I moved the screen down to my pussy as a guy was cuming over it. I think he got the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really don't see anything i do as perverse, adventurous is a better word for it all

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

that's a proper Lancashire thing is that.

In a barm cake.. Or t-cake??

(and I mean a t-cake not a current t-cake) lol

Teacake here.

We have teacakes (or oven bottoms) and current teacakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once FaceTimed an ex after I found out he’d cheated on me. I made it look like I was moaning from fingering myself. He was loving it until I moved the screen down to my pussy as a guy was cuming over it. I think he got the message"

Brilliant!!!!

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"It’s not really perverse but I let a woman stick a dildo up my arse......yeah it’s not for me

It weren’t that big but felt like she’d shoved a marrow up there. Thought I was gonna shit everywhere. Cool for some, not gonna go down that route again though"

That really put a smile on

My face

Thanks for this xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich. Well, maybe not just once...

that's a proper Lancashire thing is that. "

Really? Born and raised there in the claret side of the county, sounds wrong! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put cream on a scone before the jam....apparently ok in Devon but i was in Cornwall at the time....hot castigated on verification as a result!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx"

When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put cream on a scone before the jam....apparently ok in Devon but i was in Cornwall at the time....hot castigated on verification as a result!!"

And so you should!! What kind of perversion is that!! Haha x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. "

Videos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore.

Videos?"

I don't fuck VHS sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. "
printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. "
you total freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore.

Videos?

I don't fuck VHS sorry"

Such a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here "

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what you consider, perverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

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hello ow r ewe init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

hello ow r ewe init

good innit, bout ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*"

Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video

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By *bacus123Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

That bad you deleted it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*

Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video

Check your inbox !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*

Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video

Check your inbox ! "

Check your own inbox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*

Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video

Check your inbox !

Check your own inbox lol "

Yours will be the one I'd fuck so check that there is... Particles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*

Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video

Check your inbox !

Check your own inbox lol

Yours will be the one I'd fuck so check that there is... Particles"

Haha mines clean mate, thank fuck

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx"

And being a couple at a HIM concert? We went home and fucked each other

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I once had pineapple on my pizza..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have printed the picture of someone from the forums, stuck it in a watermelon and fucked the watermelon until it could not take it anymore. printed it on your printer at home? To what end?

Didn't wanna break his phone screen innit

Well I need it to write my bs on here

It's the bs that makes this site for me lol

Are you hitting on me ? Because that is giving a lob on

*Noise of printer reloading paper is heard at the back of my room*

Enjoy yourself big lad lol just dont send me the video

Check your inbox !

Check your own inbox lol

Yours will be the one I'd fuck so check that there is... Particles

Haha mines clean mate, thank fuck

Think we may have a "winner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx

When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx"

One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fantastic this topic is pure comedy gold love that people have such wicked sense of humour, outstanding. but visting great yarmouth and pot noodles just take it for me. lol but id like to add eating, cockles, muscles and welks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple profile wants to meet with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx

And being a couple at a HIM concert? We went home and fucked each other

Lucky you!! The only way I could have fucked my ex was to make him wear a Ville mask- but he’d have talked and ruined everything, lol xx

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I watched 10 seconds of love island.... I’ll never be the same again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx

When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx

One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left!

Why, what did you do to leave them all wet before you left them? Lol x

I know mine weren’t! Although one time I saw them was Download, my ex was in the main arena and our then mate was off her head having a sp**d induced psychosis! She wasn’t into Him so I thought I could escape her, no fucking chance!!! I don’t do drugs, and she’d got on my nerves all weekend, so I just tried to ignore she was there and focus on them xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx

When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx

One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left!

What year was this? We might well have been there if you saw them at the Manchester Apollo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with the lights on once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby wanked into my porridge and I ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowed a condom full of spunk that somebody posted to me.

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By *igjohn78Man
over a year ago

lincoln

I had sex in my grandparents bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallowed a condom full of spunk that somebody posted to me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby wanked into my porridge and I ate it

Not too salty then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr met a woman. They had sone fun. He went to the toilet, she followed him got on her knees and asked him to use her mouth.

She drank every drop then sucked him off unt he folled her belly with cum.

Hot and unexpected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr met a woman. They had sone fun. He went to the toilet, she followed him got on her knees and asked him to use her mouth.

She drank every drop then sucked him off unt he folled her belly with cum.

Hot and unexpected."

Mmmmm I love cum

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By *rue_dirty_gentMan
over a year ago

Bentley

I’ve fucked my now ex girlfriend and her mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve fucked my now ex girlfriend and her mom "

I have had a dad and son but not at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve fucked my now ex girlfriend and her mom

I have had a dad and son but not at the same time"

That would be sooooo weird if it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most perverse thing you have done"

Would fucking a girlfriends mum count, asking for a friend.......

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By *riskySandDCouple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Once ate a Galaxy ripple out of a girls pussy. Under normal circumstances I prefer Cadbury's but on this occasion I didn't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put one finger up someone's ass. Never again

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

once went to wigan and had a pasty instead of a pie

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

I went to the toilet 30 seconds after my daughter had done her poo not for faint hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not really perverse but I let a woman stick a dildo up my arse......yeah it’s not for me

It weren’t that big but felt like she’d shoved a marrow up there. Thought I was gonna shit everywhere. Cool for some, not gonna go down that route again though

That really put a smile on

My face

Thanks for this xxxx"

Glad it made you smile.

It made me cry, but there was no laughter.

Not even in the cold shower afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put one finger up someone's ass. Never again

"
omg not Nutella

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"I put one finger up someone's ass. Never again

Be honest was it your own ass?

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Touched a cock "

O the horror.. Did you wash your hands?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Watched Mamma Mia all the way through "

Me too porn film had to watch all the way. Just to see if they got married.? Very sad should have known better it was never going to happen she was a princess. And he was the captain of the royal Guards ( horse ) !!!!...

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

Pleasured myself in a public toilet next to a cubicle with a guy doing the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbated in the gym toilet after showering with so many cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal in a nightclub

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Set up the scalelectric to go up my arse (mini of course).

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"i had a pot noodle once"

The Chinese have just brought out a meat free version

The Not Poodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i had a pot noodle once

The Chinese have just brought out a meat free version

The Not Poodle"

Chips or fried rice with your not poodle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i picked my toes in perkipsie

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

Ahh

Poodle? Like a doggie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does buying a Kylie CD count? Especially when you like heavy rock!

No shame there, love Rammstein, Slipknot, korn, but still know the lyrics for S Club 7’s reach and will happily sing along with it in the car!

Take it you like HIM with that username too?

Not just the username, got the tattoo too!

Seen 'en live twice. Ville Valo's voice is just

Being a guy at one of their concerts is just

Amazing live! Being a woman at one of their concerts is just

too, haha xx

When he sang their cover of Wicked Game it was like goosebumps and “fuck me please!!” haha xx

One of my favourite songs, awesome sung live (and the smell after a concert! Can’t imagine there were any dry pants at the manch Apollo when I left!

What year was this? We might well have been there if you saw them at the Manchester Apollo!

Hmm I’d say about 2003 and 2005 at a guess. Not too sure haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, thats so well thought out move. Lol. Friends still?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a wank in the garden while the woman next day watched through the fence Didn't no she was there to start with but just carried on till I finished lol and she didn't move. Bit embarrassing next time I saw her but nothing was said.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Had a wank in the garden while the woman next day watched through the fence Didn't no she was there to start with but just carried on till I finished lol and she didn't move. Bit embarrassing next time I saw her but nothing was said."

You must have a hell of a garden ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a hell of a garden ..."
Ha ha she must have heard my piercing rattling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was younger, my gf at the time was desperate to try a rabbit vibe. She didnt have one and couldnt order one to be delivered. I made the mistake of telling her that i found one in my mums drawer when looking for something. She begged and nagged for ages for me to 'borrow' it and use it with her. I finally caved in and surprised her with it one night. She loved it , even tried dp with it, but we couldnt make it fit lol.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Had a message from a guy a few days ago.

Now, I’ve seen and done a few things, some I’m proud of, some I’m not.

Now, a guy buying my knickers... been asked before... this one.....

Different.....

I’d to poo them first while he watched..

He’s not on this site btw.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Oh and I got the distinct impression he wanted to eat it after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressed a man in tights

Put a load of trifle on his cock inside

Licked it all off

Then

We both stood in shower and I stood behind him soaping up his cock and wanked him off with my hard cock rubbed against his arse

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

calderdale

I once had a wank with an ice cube in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i was younger, my gf at the time was desperate to try a rabbit vibe. She didnt have one and couldnt order one to be delivered. I made the mistake of telling her that i found one in my mums drawer when looking for something. She begged and nagged for ages for me to 'borrow' it and use it with her. I finally caved in and surprised her with it one night. She loved it , even tried dp with it, but we couldnt make it fit lol."

People keep asking.....at the time, she couldnt get one her self because she was worried her mum would open the parcel when it arrived through the post. It was 10 years ago

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By *ilk and all things niceTV/TS
over a year ago

secret bunker

Had a very sexy man on here who like to get me dressed and talk on phone persuade me to have phone sex with another man he set me up with and then after phoned him back to tell him about it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my brother had a threesome with an extremely hot older married lady

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

calderdale

My first was a threesome with two black women when i was 19

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