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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know that we have verifications on here but does anyone else think that a Tripadvisor or eBay type ratings system would be more beneficial, so that potential mates can check out previous reviews of other peoples' experiences with each individual in particular fields and thus be able to make a more informed decision before agreeing to meet ?

I'll start the ball rolling with my suggested categories:-

1. Item as described - Suggested ratings of 5* for someone who looks even better than their profile, down to 1* to the photoshop and ancient photo brigade (I would also include a 0* for the ones who are not even them!).

2. Cost - Ranging from 5* if he or she insists on paying for everything, to 1* for freeloading twats that won't spend a penny and expect you to foot the bill for the lot.

3. Accomodation - Top class hotels and posh houses score a 5* here, rusty old Vauxhall Vivas and bus shelters unfortunately only manage a 1*

4. Cleanliness - Radiating a fragrance like a bunch of flowers wrapped in a L'Occitane shop will score you 5* here, but stinking like a rotting corpse on Grimsby docks will bring you down to a 1*

5. Ease of Use -For this category, 5* if he or she is up your cunt or on your cock before you even get chance to log out, to 1* for if you've been chatting for 6 months and you've still got no further than wanking yourself off of an evening (Again a zero star here for 'The twat blocked me, just because I'm a homicidal maniac!'

I posted this ages ago on another site that I'm on and was swamped with angry messages! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly can't tell whether that is tongue or cheek or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well dnt really think that wud work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6. Accepts paypal

Wolf

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wud b easy to cover all that in verifys....if peeps thought on a bit xxx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I honestly can't tell whether that is tongue or cheek or not!"

I think you need to invest in some chill time lol not every thread is a serious one!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I said ages ago we should have an eBay style rating system!! Complete with colour stars and power Shaffer status

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

But then you would have people being nasty, for the sake of it. That's what Trolls do.

Also whose to say people would not and do not self verify. Honestly any system can be worked in both directions. If you want to see verifications, I can create you several in about 20 mins.

It's all pot luck and one persons kinky wench and dirty bar-steward, is another persons wet fish and limp dick.

The only verification that matters is your own, talk to them and see if you like them.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Shagger!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I honestly can't tell whether that is tongue or cheek or not!"

I honestly can't tell if this reply is tongue in cheek or not! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I just stress that I am not being serious here! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 3 counts me out then as I drive an old battered 1997 proton formerly owned by an old man of 89 that caused all the damage. Given my current financial state, I could not afford a new car. I also live in a former council house on a council estate. Really by using your method, I would never score would I which is then an unfair system; I am paying my debts off but will be many years before I could afford a new car or a nice posh house on a home owner estate. And to be honest, if people cannot take me as I am, then they are shallow and not worthy of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent, Prompt layment with smooth pussy and fantastic coffee. Genuine fabster Would shag again, A++++++++

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No 3 counts me out then as I drive an old battered 1997 proton formerly owned by an old man of 89 that caused all the damage. Given my current financial state, I could not afford a new car. I also live in a former council house on a council estate. Really by using your method, I would never score would I which is then an unfair system; I am paying my debts off but will be many years before I could afford a new car or a nice posh house on a home owner estate. And to be honest, if people cannot take me as I am, then they are shallow and not worthy of me "

Well that all depends if younshag in your car or take em home. In the car you're not going to score more than a 2, regardless of how many furry dice you have dangling in it but if you take the person/person's back to your house to carry out said deed, then you could score up to a 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excellent, Prompt layment with smooth pussy and fantastic coffee. Genuine fabster Would shag again, A++++++++

Wolf

"

Can't remember sleeping with you but thanks all the same for the feedback pS I think layment has the potential to become a permanent fixture in my vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you have no car but offer to your shed as a playden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if you have no car but offer to your shed as a playden? "

A 3 at max, unless it's a very nice shed

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

surely a decent well drafted verification will do the same job

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By *RS79Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"What if you have no car but offer to your shed as a playden?

A 3 at max, unless it's a very nice shed "

what if it was a summer house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if you have no car but offer to your shed as a playden? "

Sorry no... you may use my house, my bed drink my booze / coffee.... but only special invite gets ya into my shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a barn full of nice straw would that get me any bonus points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want people to know that the pics of my fugly face and bod are photoshopped and that I'm in reality a supermodel!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No 3 counts me out then as I drive an old battered 1997 proton formerly owned by an old man of 89 that caused all the damage. Given my current financial state, I could not afford a new car. I also live in a former council house on a council estate. Really by using your method, I would never score would I which is then an unfair system; I am paying my debts off but will be many years before I could afford a new car or a nice posh house on a home owner estate. And to be honest, if people cannot take me as I am, then they are shallow and not worthy of me

Well that all depends if younshag in your car or take em home. In the car you're not going to score more than a 2, regardless of how many furry dice you have dangling in it but if you take the person/person's back to your house to carry out said deed, then you could score up to a 4 "

Ah so in other words I might get more points for furry dice no thanks, not my style at all and I definitely don't do car sex . Am so glad my friend with benefits likes me for me and not the car I drive.

The system would be unfair on some people because of their circumstances which isn't being taken into consideration is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a barn full of nice straw would that get me any bonus points "

For me as long as its raining outside and one can smell the grass

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By *anoman1Man
over a year ago

london

Good idea OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But then you would have people being nasty, for the sake of it. That's what Trolls do.

Also whose to say people would not and do not self verify. Honestly any system can be worked in both directions. If you want to see verifications, I can create you several in about 20 mins.

It's all pot luck and one persons kinky wench and dirty bar-steward, is another persons wet fish and limp dick.

The only verification that matters is your own, talk to them and see if you like them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well on another thread rating profiles out of 10 weve been given " smell " so not sure everyone understands the rules all the time .... still laughing now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No 3 counts me out then as I drive an old battered 1997 proton formerly owned by an old man of 89 that caused all the damage. Given my current financial state, I could not afford a new car. I also live in a former council house on a council estate. Really by using your method, I would never score would I which is then an unfair system; I am paying my debts off but will be many years before I could afford a new car or a nice posh house on a home owner estate. And to be honest, if people cannot take me as I am, then they are shallow and not worthy of me

Well that all depends if younshag in your car or take em home. In the car you're not going to score more than a 2, regardless of how many furry dice you have dangling in it but if you take the person/person's back to your house to carry out said deed, then you could score up to a 4

Ah so in other words I might get more points for furry dice no thanks, not my style at all and I definitely don't do car sex . Am so glad my friend with benefits likes me for me and not the car I drive.

The system would be unfair on some people because of their circumstances which isn't being taken into consideration is it "

Please tell me that you don't think I am being serious with any of this? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know that we have verifications on here but does anyone else think that a Tripadvisor or eBay type ratings system would be more beneficial, so that potential mates can check out previous reviews of other peoples' experiences with each individual in particular fields and thus be able to make a more informed decision before agreeing to meet ?

I'll start the ball rolling with my suggested categories:-

1. Item as described - Suggested ratings of 5* for someone who looks even better than their profile, down to 1* to the photoshop and ancient photo brigade (I would also include a 0* for the ones who are not even them!).

2. Cost - Ranging from 5* if he or she insists on paying for everything, to 1* for freeloading twats that won't spend a penny and expect you to foot the bill for the lot.

3. Accomodation - Top class hotels and posh houses score a 5* here, rusty old Vauxhall Vivas and bus shelters unfortunately only manage a 1*

4. Cleanliness - Radiating a fragrance like a bunch of flowers wrapped in a L'Occitane shop will score you 5* here, but stinking like a rotting corpse on Grimsby docks will bring you down to a 1*

5. Ease of Use -For this category, 5* if he or she is up your cunt or on your cock before you even get chance to log out, to 1* for if you've been chatting for 6 months and you've still got no further than wanking yourself off of an evening (Again a zero star here for 'The twat blocked me, just because I'm a homicidal maniac!'

I posted this ages ago on another site that I'm on and was swamped with angry messages! lol"

lol fuckin LOVE IT!! what would you give for pie n peas supper in a tent with a bottle of Buckfast to wash down and make way for SEXY TIME!

That is providing the buckfast dont make ya kick one anothers heads in first n then burn the tent down haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well on another thread rating profiles out of 10 weve been given " smell " so not sure everyone understands the rules all the time .... still laughing now "

Yes smell is a biggy in my book, you might not be able to do anything about your looks but it only takes a minute or two to give your tuppence a quick once over, so there's really no excuse there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know that we have verifications on here but does anyone else think that a Tripadvisor or eBay type ratings system would be more beneficial, so that potential mates can check out previous reviews of other peoples' experiences with each individual in particular fields and thus be able to make a more informed decision before agreeing to meet ?

I'll start the ball rolling with my suggested categories:-

1. Item as described - Suggested ratings of 5* for someone who looks even better than their profile, down to 1* to the photoshop and ancient photo brigade (I would also include a 0* for the ones who are not even them!).

2. Cost - Ranging from 5* if he or she insists on paying for everything, to 1* for freeloading twats that won't spend a penny and expect you to foot the bill for the lot.

3. Accomodation - Top class hotels and posh houses score a 5* here, rusty old Vauxhall Vivas and bus shelters unfortunately only manage a 1*

4. Cleanliness - Radiating a fragrance like a bunch of flowers wrapped in a L'Occitane shop will score you 5* here, but stinking like a rotting corpse on Grimsby docks will bring you down to a 1*

5. Ease of Use -For this category, 5* if he or she is up your cunt or on your cock before you even get chance to log out, to 1* for if you've been chatting for 6 months and you've still got no further than wanking yourself off of an evening (Again a zero star here for 'The twat blocked me, just because I'm a homicidal maniac!'

I posted this ages ago on another site that I'm on and was swamped with angry messages! lol

lol fuckin LOVE IT!! what would you give for pie n peas supper in a tent with a bottle of Buckfast to wash down and make way for SEXY TIME!

That is providing the buckfast dont make ya kick one anothers heads in first n then burn the tent down haha"

Dunno, would have to score for individual categories but the fact that you're a man would knock down your score considerably! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wxcellent idea, will definitely include that How many positive fucks would you think ought to raise one to power shagger status though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... does a gang-bang count as one rating or multiple ratings?

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By *reative_EdgeMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Hove Area

Sounds to much like a hotel rating system and or product rating. I think having to write something about the person makes people have to think a bit and consider what they are saying or not saying verse clicking 3 stars etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... does a gang-bang count as one rating or multiple ratings? "

Well you should receive multiple ratings but on the downside you'll have to provide one to each of them too. Think the host will have to be the seller and the visitors the buyers if it's eBay like, although I fear 'post' and 'package' may not have quite the same meaning x lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds to much like a hotel rating system and or product rating. I think having to write something about the person makes people have to think a bit and consider what they are saying or not saying verse clicking 3 stars etc. "

I'm not being serious!!! Jesus how many more times do I have to say it! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds to much like a hotel rating system and or product rating. I think having to write something about the person makes people have to think a bit and consider what they are saying or not saying verse clicking 3 stars etc.

I'm not being serious!!! Jesus how many more times do I have to say it! lol "

pardon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought of another category:-

Personality - 5* if they are as entertaining and unpredictable as Shane McGowan on crack, down to 1* for the ones who are about as exciting and interesting as Tony Blackburn on Mogadon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just resurrected this thread as I think the hygiene category needs revisiting after a guy tried to shove a dick that was cheesier than a milkmaids apron into my FB's mouth at a party last week! What is wrong with some people! Surely it's not too much trouble to at least wash your bleeding tackle before a meet! FFS!!!!

He won't be returning by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I honestly can't tell whether that is tongue or cheek or not!"

I can't be bothered to read it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I honestly can't tell whether that is tongue or cheek or not!

I can't be bothered to read it. "

Lazy bugger I've resurrected it to show somebody something, that's all

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