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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Why is it only dog owners that have to pick up dog poo?

There is a multitude of cats where we live, before we got woof, the back boarders were used like they were the only fresh ground in a dysentery dioceses, the owners never came and picked it up.

We live in the country, two horses dropped more poo than my dog could in a month, did they pick it up, did they f***.

What is it about dogs?

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By *jangoMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t understand cats full stop. Why people are allowed to buy and keep an animal that they then let out into the neighbourhood to shit everywhere and slaughter wildlife like anything is beyond me.

Awful animals.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I don’t understand cats full stop. Why people are allowed to buy and keep an animal that they then let out into the neighbourhood to shit everywhere and slaughter wildlife like anything is beyond me.

Awful animals. "

And the owners don’t pick the poo up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse riders having there animals shit all over the road also fucks me off tbh. Had quite a bad motorbike acccident because of it when i first started riding.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Horse riders having there animals shit all over the road also fucks me off tbh. Had quite a bad motorbike acccident because of it when i first started riding."

Farmers who take the beasts down a road to be milked, one they block the road and they don’t pick the poo up.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sheep there is another one that poos and blocks roads.

Remember a farmer telling me a story, the reason he takes sheep down road is to tell if town women dye their hair.

He gave me an example.

He was herding a group of sheep down a country lane when a brunette lady in an open top sports car just managed stop before she hit some of them.

“Old man”, she called, “if I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one”?

“Guess so”, if you get it wrong, I get a reet gud sucking if I guess your hair colour, okay”.

“Okay old man, you have 273”.

“How the.....,. You are right, which one do you want”?

“That one there”.

“Okay” said the farmer unbuttoning his fly, “you’re blonde and that is a dog”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse riders having there animals shit all over the road also fucks me off tbh. Had quite a bad motorbike acccident because of it when i first started riding."

Sorry to hear bout the accident......well fucking said! I think they should be made to carry it home, like us dog owners do!!!

S

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I don’t understand cats full stop. Why people are allowed to buy and keep an animal that they then let out into the neighbourhood to shit everywhere and slaughter wildlife like anything is beyond me.

Awful animals. "

I have 2 indoor cats, they have never been out and they are perfectly healthy and happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse riders having there animals shit all over the road also fucks me off tbh. Had quite a bad motorbike acccident because of it when i first started riding.

Sorry to hear bout the accident......well fucking said! I think they should be made to carry it home, like us dog owners do!!!

S"

Maybe someone should invent Horse nappies?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Cats are classed as feral because many owners neglect them as pets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both my neighbours have cats ....both of their cars shit in my garden

If I wanted cat shit in my garden...I'd get my own feckin cat! FFS

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"Horse riders having there animals shit all over the road also fucks me off tbh. Had quite a bad motorbike acccident because of it when i first started riding.

Sorry to hear bout the accident......well fucking said! I think they should be made to carry it home, like us dog owners do!!!

S

Maybe someone should invent Horse nappies?"

I heard kids used to make money by shovelling up horse poo and selling it. Not sure why i heard that or who from but it was a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung "

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats aren’t stupid, never shit on their own doorstep or garden .

Only a dog would shit in your garden , next to you and anywhere in your house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh! "

Well my suggestion would be maybe some sort of bag that holds most of it . But seriously I slow down next to horses or roll by off the throttle, when I greenlaned on BOATs I would turn my engine off and let you pass. Bit of courtesy and thought back would be nice. You think falling off a horse hurts? Try sliding in to a ditch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh!

Well my suggestion would be maybe some sort of bag that holds most of it . But seriously I slow down next to horses or roll by off the throttle, when I greenlaned on BOATs I would turn my engine off and let you pass. Bit of courtesy and thought back would be nice. You think falling off a horse hurts? Try sliding in to a ditch lol"

It's a nice idea in theory, until a horse kicks you into outer space because you were trying to attach a heavy duty bin liner to its arse

And I fell off a horse once and had to be airlifted to hospital, if you want to make it a competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh! "

Hahaha, yes!!

It wouldn't be like putting a raincoat on a dog. It would be more akin to wearing Lady Gaga's infamous meat dress and walking into a Tiger den

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh!

Well my suggestion would be maybe some sort of bag that holds most of it . But seriously I slow down next to horses or roll by off the throttle, when I greenlaned on BOATs I would turn my engine off and let you pass. Bit of courtesy and thought back would be nice. You think falling off a horse hurts? Try sliding in to a ditch lol

It's a nice idea in theory, until a horse kicks you into outer space because you were trying to attach a heavy duty bin liner to its arse

And I fell off a horse once and had to be airlifted to hospital, if you want to make it a competition "

I've fallen off so many times I can't remember, but the last time I broke my shoulder. That was a good 8 or so years ago but I still have problems with the shoulder even now. Lesson - you don't bounce when you are older!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat next door to me every time it shits it buries it's own shit ever time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh!

Well my suggestion would be maybe some sort of bag that holds most of it . But seriously I slow down next to horses or roll by off the throttle, when I greenlaned on BOATs I would turn my engine off and let you pass. Bit of courtesy and thought back would be nice. You think falling off a horse hurts? Try sliding in to a ditch lol

It's a nice idea in theory, until a horse kicks you into outer space because you were trying to attach a heavy duty bin liner to its arse

And I fell off a horse once and had to be airlifted to hospital, if you want to make it a competition "

Guess that would be an issue yeah

Luckily no I was not air lifted to hospital that time as i got off pretty lucky with just road rash and hematomas to one of my knees and on my side by my hip, lost feeling in the side of my knee that has never returned nearly 9 years later and a broken tooth when the side of my head slammed on the floor. I got off very lightly seeing as i slid to the opposite side of the road into a drainage ditch.

Ofccourse i take some/most of the responsibility. But it really is a massive hazard to bikers

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I really really don't like cats either. It's an unpopular opinion but the crazy cat lady up the street has ten, every morning there's fresh cat shit in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh!

Well my suggestion would be maybe some sort of bag that holds most of it . But seriously I slow down next to horses or roll by off the throttle, when I greenlaned on BOATs I would turn my engine off and let you pass. Bit of courtesy and thought back would be nice. You think falling off a horse hurts? Try sliding in to a ditch lol

It's a nice idea in theory, until a horse kicks you into outer space because you were trying to attach a heavy duty bin liner to its arse

And I fell off a horse once and had to be airlifted to hospital, if you want to make it a competition

I've fallen off so many times I can't remember, but the last time I broke my shoulder. That was a good 8 or so years ago but I still have problems with the shoulder even now. Lesson - you don't bounce when you are older! "

Ouch! I say I 'fell' off when I had to be airlifted, but he actually bucked me off and I did an almost-summersault in mid air and hit my hip on hard ground during the summer. He was a BIG horse too (think police horse). I almost broke it and it's never really been the same since! If I lie in a certain position for too long I get stuck on my back like a turtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it only dog owners that have to pick up dog poo?

There is a multitude of cats where we live, before we got woof, the back boarders were used like they were the only fresh ground in a dysentery dioceses, the owners never came and picked it up.

We live in the country, two horses dropped more poo than my dog could in a month, did they pick it up, did they f***.

What is it about dogs?"

I've been thinking.... why are you talking about dog shit? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be fascinated to hear people's suggestions for safely getting off a horse, in the middle of the road, and picking up horse dung

Only non equestrian folks ever suggest this, eh!

Well my suggestion would be maybe some sort of bag that holds most of it . But seriously I slow down next to horses or roll by off the throttle, when I greenlaned on BOATs I would turn my engine off and let you pass. Bit of courtesy and thought back would be nice. You think falling off a horse hurts? Try sliding in to a ditch lol

It's a nice idea in theory, until a horse kicks you into outer space because you were trying to attach a heavy duty bin liner to its arse

And I fell off a horse once and had to be airlifted to hospital, if you want to make it a competition

I've fallen off so many times I can't remember, but the last time I broke my shoulder. That was a good 8 or so years ago but I still have problems with the shoulder even now. Lesson - you don't bounce when you are older! "

Owwww I can kinda relate to that as I had a rotator cuff Injury to my shoulder after a different accident. Toook ages to get back to strength. Basically did a stoppie at about 40mph after having to break hard. I must of flew about 10ft into the air and forwards about 20 ft maybe. I remember seeing my bike doing a complete somersault and landing back on its wheels and rolling down the road on its own

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The shoulder break was a proximal humerus one, so my rotator cuffs were sheared off too. Lovely jubbly! The shoulder has never been right since and I get impingement now. I got back on the horse after falling off and rode over jumps with one hand on the reins for about an hour. It was driving home and having almost zero ability to raise my arm that finally provoked me to go and get it xrayed. It was going to happen to me eventually after all the years of riding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The shoulder break was a proximal humerus one, so my rotator cuffs were sheared off too. Lovely jubbly! The shoulder has never been right since and I get impingement now. I got back on the horse after falling off and rode over jumps with one hand on the reins for about an hour. It was driving home and having almost zero ability to raise my arm that finally provoked me to go and get it xrayed. It was going to happen to me eventually after all the years of riding. "

Yeah I have found its the hours after that you realise exactly how much damage you have actualy done once the shock and adrrenaline has gone the pain sets in. Mine was bad enough I wouldnt even want to think about if I had injured myself that badly! I take it you had to have pysio ect?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The shoulder break was a proximal humerus one, so my rotator cuffs were sheared off too. Lovely jubbly! The shoulder has never been right since and I get impingement now. I got back on the horse after falling off and rode over jumps with one hand on the reins for about an hour. It was driving home and having almost zero ability to raise my arm that finally provoked me to go and get it xrayed. It was going to happen to me eventually after all the years of riding.

Yeah I have found its the hours after that you realise exactly how much damage you have actualy done once the shock and adrrenaline has gone the pain sets in. Mine was bad enough I wouldnt even want to think about if I had injured myself that badly! I take it you had to have pysio ect? "

Long story short, at the time, there was such bad access to NHS physio that I didn't get any input until too late and now the damage is done. I've started getting numbness in the little finger on that side and it's painful to lie on the shoulder. I'm going to get it properly looked at again after Covid world. No chance of getting it seen to now obviously. The impingement is tolerable for now but isn't going to get better! Thank for asking and I hope you recovered OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat next door to me every time it shits it buries it's own shit ever time "
Totally agree with you!! Most cat burrie there shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The shoulder break was a proximal humerus one, so my rotator cuffs were sheared off too. Lovely jubbly! The shoulder has never been right since and I get impingement now. I got back on the horse after falling off and rode over jumps with one hand on the reins for about an hour. It was driving home and having almost zero ability to raise my arm that finally provoked me to go and get it xrayed. It was going to happen to me eventually after all the years of riding.

Yeah I have found its the hours after that you realise exactly how much damage you have actualy done once the shock and adrrenaline has gone the pain sets in. Mine was bad enough I wouldnt even want to think about if I had injured myself that badly! I take it you had to have pysio ect?

Long story short, at the time, there was such bad access to NHS physio that I didn't get any input until too late and now the damage is done. I've started getting numbness in the little finger on that side and it's painful to lie on the shoulder. I'm going to get it properly looked at again after Covid world. No chance of getting it seen to now obviously. The impingement is tolerable for now but isn't going to get better! Thank for asking and I hope you recovered OK. "

I was offered Pyshio and went once but stop going after that as it was a pain to get to and get time off work for. Was a very bad idea to stop going as it was still very weak after years and i would get a burning feeling in shoulder blade area. That was about 6 years ago now though and it seems to be better.

Oh shit that sounds like some nerve damage or a trapped nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it only dog owners that have to pick up dog poo?

There is a multitude of cats where we live, before we got woof, the back boarders were used like they were the only fresh ground in a dysentery dioceses, the owners never came and picked it up.

We live in the country, two horses dropped more poo than my dog could in a month, did they pick it up, did they f***.

What is it about dogs?"
the owners take the dog for a walk, cats can't be legislated for because they can climb and horse manure is really quite useful and is generally deposited on the road and a lot more visible hope this helps

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