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Which Fleshlight is the best?

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I've decided it's time to invest in one, but the amount of different types is giving me a headache. Advice guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like em! Keep burning my baws on the bulb!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the Fleshlight Ice, its great you can see your cock filling it up and stretching around you... have to say it feels incredibly like a real pussy, apart from the fact its in a hard plastic case and it never minds lying in the wet patch after!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the Fleshlight Ice, its great you can see your cock filling it up and stretching around you... have to say it feels incredibly like a real pussy, apart from the fact its in a hard plastic case and it never minds lying in the wet patch after!! "

Does it make a wet patch ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the Fleshlight Ice, its great you can see your cock filling it up and stretching around you... have to say it feels incredibly like a real pussy, apart from the fact its in a hard plastic case and it never minds lying in the wet patch after!!

Does it make a wet patch ??

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It does if you dont put the lid back on!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I have the Fleshlight Ice, its great you can see your cock filling it up and stretching around you... have to say it feels incredibly like a real pussy, apart from the fact its in a hard plastic case and it never minds lying in the wet patch after!!

Does it make a wet patch ??

It does if you dont put the lid back on!!"

Could double as a new cocktail shaker too, afterwards - creme de menthe, though your arms may be a bit tired after too much jacking before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one thats a real vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the Fleshlight Ice, its great you can see your cock filling it up and stretching around you... have to say it feels incredibly like a real pussy, apart from the fact its in a hard plastic case and it never minds lying in the wet patch after!!

Does it make a wet patch ??

It does if you dont put the lid back on!!"

EEEWWW thoughts of cleaning one out...minging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how it is when you decide, seen them and they look the part but not to sure they are £60 the part. I could be wrong

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm taking paulbisussex's advice and opting for the ice one. I think it'll be quite cool to see through it. I'll let you know how good it is in a few days once I've got and tried it

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

What is a fleshlight

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I've decided it's time to invest in one, but the amount of different types is giving me a headache. Advice guys?"

My fleshlight is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on yer fella... I guarantee you will not be disapointed! Use a good lube and you seriously will be a very happy chappy!

enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the Fleshlight Ice, its great you can see your cock filling it up and stretching around you... have to say it feels incredibly like a real pussy, apart from the fact its in a hard plastic case and it never minds lying in the wet patch after!!

Does it make a wet patch ??

It does if you dont put the lid back on!!

EEEWWW thoughts of cleaning one out...minging lol"

Nah its easy... just run hot water thru it... bit like you girls do with the shower head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm taking paulbisussex's advice and opting for the ice one. I think it'll be quite cool to see through it. I'll let you know how good it is in a few days once I've got and tried it "

can we have pics of the end product?

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm taking paulbisussex's advice and opting for the ice one. I think it'll be quite cool to see through it. I'll let you know how good it is in a few days once I've got and tried it

can we have pics of the end product? "

Why the heck not?

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields


"What is a fleshlight "

Synthetic vaginal/mouth substitute a man puts his cock in, that is supposed to feel like a vagina/mouth!

Personally, we feel, if one needs to buy such things then they either have no hands or are so ugly, they can't even bear the thought of wanking themselves off....lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is a fleshlight

Synthetic vaginal/mouth substitute a man puts his cock in, that is supposed to feel like a vagina/mouth!

Personally, we feel, if one needs to buy such things then they either have no hands or are so ugly, they can't even bear the thought of wanking themselves off....lol."

you do realise the person who asked that has a picture of them using a fleshlight in the profile pic LOL

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Save your money. Buy 50p's worth of pig's liver, put it in a bag, warm it a bit in the microwave and hey presto! If you like 'em tight put it between the mattress and the bed base and fill your boots!

And when you have finished, add an onion and some herbs and......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save your money. Buy 50p's worth of pig's liver, put it in a bag, warm it a bit in the microwave and hey presto! If you like 'em tight put it between the mattress and the bed base and fill your boots!

And when you have finished, add an onion and some herbs and......"

LOL excellent serving suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is a fleshlight

Synthetic vaginal/mouth substitute a man puts his cock in, that is supposed to feel like a vagina/mouth!

Personally, we feel, if one needs to buy such things then they either have no hands or are so ugly, they can't even bear the thought of wanking themselves off....lol.

you do realise the person who asked that has a picture of them using a fleshlight in the profile pic LOL"

Did you also notice a strap on up his ass as she uses the fleshlight? Not that im into that kind of thing but his missus deserves credit where credit is due! I bet he wants for nothing that chap

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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Did you also notice a strap on up his ass as she uses the fleshlight? .....Not that im into that kind of thing"

....he hastily adds

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Save your money. Buy 50p's worth of pig's liver, put it in a bag, warm it a bit in the microwave and hey presto! If you like 'em tight put it between the mattress and the bed base and fill your boots!

And when you have finished, add an onion and some herbs and......

LOL excellent serving suggestion "

What more could a chap want? A totally realistic chuff to bash away at and dinner all rolled into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Save your money. Buy 50p's worth of pig's liver, put it in a bag, warm it a bit in the microwave and hey presto! If you like 'em tight put it between the mattress and the bed base and fill your boots!

And when you have finished, add an onion and some herbs and......

LOL excellent serving suggestion

What more could a chap want? A totally realistic chuff to bash away at and dinner all rolled into one."

what we talking about Torches for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Did you also notice a strap on up his ass as she uses the fleshlight? .....Not that im into that kind of thing

....he hastily adds "

I should'nt knock it till i tried it but its one thing i never envisage doing. As a wise man once said "it's for pooing out of"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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Did you also notice a strap on up his ass as she uses the fleshlight? .....Not that im into that kind of thing

....he hastily adds

I should'nt knock it till i tried it but its one thing i never envisage doing. As a wise man once said "it's for pooing out of" "

Jeeeez shurrup and bend over

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

It's arrived and been tested. Not a massive fan due to the size of it and the constant need to re-lube it and it doesn't feel nearly as good as the real thing, but it's a nice change. It feels nicer than sex with a condom though. Rachel will remain my first choice for now though, hehehe

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"It's arrived and been tested. Not a massive fan due to the size of it and the constant need to re-lube it and it doesn't feel nearly as good as the real thing, but it's a nice change. It feels nicer than sex with a condom though. Rachel will remain my first choice for now though, hehehe "

Thank god for that. Havent slept for the last 2 nights for worrying about it

And now you have the pleasure of washing it out...

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


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Thank god for that. Havent slept for the last 2 nights for worrying about it

And now you have the pleasure of washing it out... "

I don't doubt it! It only took a sec actually. It all comes apart so it's dead easy to clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always been tempted by these things.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"It's arrived and been tested. Not a massive fan due to the size of it and the constant need to re-lube it and it doesn't feel nearly as good as the real thing, but it's a nice change. It feels nicer than sex with a condom though. Rachel will remain my first choice for now though, hehehe "

After watching the video I did think that it could be intimidating for some guys to have a see through toy and see clearly just how far they don't fill it...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Save your money. Buy 50p's worth of pig's liver, put it in a bag, warm it a bit in the microwave and hey presto! If you like 'em tight put it between the mattress and the bed base and fill your boots!

And when you have finished, add an onion and some herbs and......

LOL excellent serving suggestion

What more could a chap want? A totally realistic chuff to bash away at and dinner all rolled into one."

A pint pot containing a pound of mice with a beaten egg in it... So I've heard

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By *exy milf 1962Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

OMG lol i must be soooooo naive !?

i'd no idea what this thread was all about & eagarilly scrolled down each message !!! ~ well i never ~ "beats the olde expensive "blow up dolls" of the 70's i suppose !!;-0 xx

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