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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Write the next sentence of the story and let's see what we end up with!

She stood facing the house, mixed feeling of fear, excitement and trepidation making her tremble..

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???" "

Hahaha!

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Then she spots the offending ragamuffin who's nicked them, scarpering for the hills!

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???"

Hahaha! "

Relieved, she took them out, along with some condoms, just to be safe.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???"

Hahaha!

Relieved, she took them out, along with some condoms, just to be safe. "

but obviously only after she caught the ragamuffin and beat him up (my bad for being late on the thread)

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"she looks in her bag and cries "where's me keys, where's me phone???"

Hahaha!

Relieved, she took them out, along with some condoms, just to be safe.

but obviously only after she caught the ragamuffin and beat him up (my bad for being late on the thread)"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

It was at this point a passing motorist shouted to her that her skirt was tucked into her knickers.......

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"It was at this point a passing motorist shouted to her that her skirt was tucked into her knickers......."

Embarrassed, she pulled out her skirt only after quickly flashing her peachy fine ass at the motorcyclist who passed by next.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

......she really shouldn't have been........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which was rather strange as she had no knickers on

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

although she did have her trusty, industrial strength, cast iron chastity belt on, the key to which was held by the couple in the house before her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising the ragamuffin who stole her phone and house keys also had her chastity belt key, she.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went over to his broken and twisted body and thrust her hand deep into his touser pocket to find.....

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

a freshly roasted turnip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm she thought, I am so hungry thats a lucky find. Hse then continued searching for those damn keys. She eventually found them and released the lock on her chastity belt so she could.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull out those beads from her ...

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

....handbag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She hadnt been to confession for a while so clutching the beads she began to recite the rosary......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forgive me father for I have sinned, I have had 43 copies cut of may chastity belt keys and I only have one left"

"dont worry my child say 25 hail Mary's and let me have the last key for safe keeping"

Father Ted then ran from the confessional straight to the PC and put an ad on eBay for the last remaining key to Heaven!!!

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