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Weirdest thing someone said to you whilst having sex that either turn you off or on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the title explicitly adjudicated...what's the weirdest thing someone said to you whilst having sex that either turn you off or on?

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

a few years ago I was having sex with a lass from work, about 6 years younger than me but looked 10 years younger at least. She once said fuck me daddy!

turned off bigtime. although the AA man came to change here wheel one day and he called me her father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can beat you all how about this .... Oh bugger hang on I've left the iron on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not weird but hate it when guys keep talking. You like this don't you, you want me to do this to you don't you. NO, no no I just want you to shut up and get on with it!!!!! I don't need a bloody running commentary thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the guy adopts a quiet soft whispering voice, feckin ell I'm moaning and groaning I need you to speak up!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'Stick your finger up my arse'

Not that I object, but if we're doing missionary my arms just won't reach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not weird but hate it when guys keep talking. You like this don't you, you want me to do this to you don't you. NO, no no I just want you to shut up and get on with it!!!!! I don't need a bloody running commentary thank you very much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one time i remember is once the guy was on top and stopped briefly to say, do you think my mum let the cats out.

haha!! wasnt too sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive turn off when a guy was fucking me (female) in the cinema room at Chams kept asking "Where have you been all my life?". Yucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title explicitly adjudicated...what's the weirdest thing someone said to you whilst having sex that either turn you off or on? "

an ex sometimes wud say in middle of sex...'i want to impregnate u' lol nt the horniest thing to hear during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was with a guy once who wouldn't shut the fuck up, he just kept asking if he could take off the condom... I got really cross and told him to fuck off.

Some folks just can't take no!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

I was in Cupids a good few years ago on a relatively quiet night, especially for the single guys (me included) of which there was about 15 in at the time.

A couple eventually came into the playroom at about midnight or so, saw about 12 guys in the room ..........and stayed.

As they climbed on the bed, they started to kiss and have a little play and as the guy who was right next to them put his hand out to stroke her back (and see if they were ready for the guys to join in) every single guy in the room had their fingers, toes and maybe even their bollocks crossed that this couple was ready to play.

Hallelluia, they were and quickly the couple were surrounded by guys all rampant for some fun.

About 5 minutes into the fun, a guy shouts out loudly from by the doorway "Does she cook too!" to which the lady whispered to hubby that funtime was finished, hubby informed the shocked room that she hadn't thought the comment funny (not surprisingly) and the guy who said it left the club while trying to avoid being lynched.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I was in Cupids a good few years ago on a relatively quiet night, especially for the single guys (me included) of which there was about 15 in at the time.

A couple eventually came into the playroom at about midnight or so, saw about 12 guys in the room ..........and stayed.

As they climbed on the bed, they started to kiss and have a little play and as the guy who was right next to them put his hand out to stroke her back (and see if they were ready for the guys to join in) every single guy in the room had their fingers, toes and maybe even their bollocks crossed that this couple was ready to play.

Hallelluia, they were and quickly the couple were surrounded by guys all rampant for some fun.

About 5 minutes into the fun, a guy shouts out loudly from by the doorway "Does she cook too!" to which the lady whispered to hubby that funtime was finished, hubby informed the shocked room that she hadn't thought the comment funny (not surprisingly) and the guy who said it left the club while trying to avoid being lynched.

"

Always makes me laugh when one of the towel brigade does something daft that stops play - don't they realise they're only ruining it for themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the title explicitly adjudicated...what's the weirdest thing someone said to you whilst having sex that either turn you off or on? "

"Get off before I phone the police!"

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

For me I think the worst was when a guy climbed off me, an odd shade of green, and proclaimed how lucky I was he hadn't thrown up all over me.

He admitted to having felt ill all day but didn't want him and his OH to miss out on a night at the club.

I right old passion killer I can tell you... Lucky me indeed lol

T xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something that happend to me, but remebered watching Geordie Shore (yes I do like that shite) and Sophie screamming out CHLYMDIA whilst shagging some random guy! How that man did not run for the hills I dont know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish my wife could see me now as im fucking him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off before I phone the police!" lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my ex were going at it good style one night! Being a wee bit d*unk she got really into it sayin 'give it to me hard n deep mike, oh mike thats it, right there'!

The only thing is, my name ain't fuckin mike!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember years ago when i was with the ex we had met a couple and all four of us was on the bed doing as you do and my ex was down between this womans legs when all of a suddem she sat up, looked at her fella and said...oh shit i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went down on my ex when she then asks me to rim her, to which I obliged. As my tongue entered her arse she shouts, "Suck those watery farts out you cunt!"

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"i remember years ago when i was with the ex we had met a couple and all four of us was on the bed doing as you do and my ex was down between this womans legs when all of a suddem she sat up, looked at her fella and said...oh shit i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow "

^^^^^

I had something similar with a couple, only this time it was the hubby who shot up and said...fuck...forgot to tape star trek!!

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

People discussing football results outside a playroom in a club.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"I was in Cupids a good few years ago on a relatively quiet night, especially for the single guys (me included) of which there was about 15 in at the time.

A couple eventually came into the playroom at about midnight or so, saw about 12 guys in the room ..........and stayed.

As they climbed on the bed, they started to kiss and have a little play and as the guy who was right next to them put his hand out to stroke her back (and see if they were ready for the guys to join in) every single guy in the room had their fingers, toes and maybe even their bollocks crossed that this couple was ready to play.

Hallelluia, they were and quickly the couple were surrounded by guys all rampant for some fun.

About 5 minutes into the fun, a guy shouts out loudly from by the doorway "Does she cook too!" to which the lady whispered to hubby that funtime was finished, hubby informed the shocked room that she hadn't thought the comment funny (not surprisingly) and the guy who said it left the club while trying to avoid being lynched.

"

That is pure class... will have to add that to my reportoire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im guna shoot mi muck" bleuggghhh!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


""Im guna shoot mi muck" bleuggghhh!!! "

Thats ponty for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went down on my ex when she then asks me to rim her, to which I obliged. As my tongue entered her arse she shouts, "Suck those watery farts out you cunt!" "

hahahaha

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Didn't happen during sex but just after it.

Had just finished having fun with a guy, being a tart, all girlie etc, and he'd just cum over me and his next line was 'Did you watch the football last night?'

Kinda spoiled the mood

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Lol, Fi has never lived this one down... After a hard night of partying, somehow we agreed that we would have a one night stand and... there ya go...

Except, naked, on the bed, midway through the festivities, "You're bigger than you looked aren't you!"

It was one of those ![blink]! moments looking for a non-d*unk sounding response.

Next morning she kicked me out and 10 years later... we're still having that one night stand.

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