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By *heorgasmaddict OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Douche first

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Douche

And when you do it, think of it like cooking a chicken; keep going until the juices run clear

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pretty much. Figure out the last time you had bowel movement.

If you time them correctly. You can move the bowels. Douche after and have less issues.

Don't douche to deeply and with to much liquid or you run into enema territory which means loose material from deeper in the colon rather than just the bowel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice? "

don't do anal simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douche

And when you do it, think of it like cooking a chicken; keep going until the juices run clear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douche

And when you do it, think of it like cooking a chicken; keep going until the juices run clear"

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By *heorgasmaddict OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"don't do anal simples"

Can't, feels too good

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Watch what you eat for at least 12 hours before, preferably 18 hours. Saves money, keeps your weight down and prevents any embarrassment

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice? "

Stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch what you eat for at least 12 hours before, preferably 18 hours. Saves money, keeps your weight down and prevents any embarrassment "
jalfrezi is out then

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"Watch what you eat for at least 12 hours before, preferably 18 hours. Saves money, keeps your weight down and prevents any embarrassment jalfrezi is out then "

Keep ANYTHING spicy out of reach

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

That’s the downside of playing in the clay pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, any advice? "

For a few days before...

Nothing fatty or greasy in your diet.

Plenty fibre in your diet: muesli, flaxseed, veg and fruit etc.

Drink plenty water

Nothing spicy or creamy and you’ll be sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s the downside of playing in the clay pit "

Had to laugh at this comment! Heard it called plenty of things in the past but never clay pit!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Ss others said, good diet is the cleanest way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just douche/enema. Really simple

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By *ouise2468Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

If you know your going to meet don't eat before hand and always douche

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By *wink loverMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

This isn't a dig at the OP, but this is the exact reason I don't fuck inexperienced bottoms.

Learn to douche for goodness sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice? "

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?"

What has it got to do with you? What has it got to do with this thread? Xx

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?"

There's always one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't a dig at the OP, but this is the exact reason I don't fuck inexperienced bottoms.

Learn to douche for goodness sake. "

Everyone has to start somewhere. I think this is the whole point of this tread, to ask. It’s not common knowledge and if you are not involved in a scene, who are you supposed to ask.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

This is what enemas were designed for...

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Wish a woman do this to me mmmm


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice? "

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice? don't do anal simples"

Not much help, if that is what you want to do.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douche

And when you do it, think of it like cooking a chicken; keep going until the juices run clear"

Haha amazing!! But so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten minutes with the K'Archer should do it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten minutes with the K'Archer should do it...."

10 minutes?! How dried up are you in there?

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By *heorgasmaddict OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?"

More truthful? I don't fancy men, so I'm not gay. Maybe bisexual, but even then the only thing I like is having someone fuck me with something up my arse.

You know what, it's got nothing to do with you anyway. Have a nice day

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?

More truthful? I don't fancy men, so I'm not gay. Maybe bisexual, but even then the only thing I like is having someone fuck me with something up my arse.

You know what, it's got nothing to do with you anyway. Have a nice day "

But you asked for Opinions its only an opinion.

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By *anxmann55Man
over a year ago

Douglas Isle of man.......


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?

More truthful? I don't fancy men, so I'm not gay. Maybe bisexual, but even then the only thing I like is having someone fuck me with something up my arse.

You know what, it's got nothing to do with you anyway. Have a nice day

But you asked for Opinions its only an opinion."

odear did you not Douch before dose solve that issue .....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?

More truthful? I don't fancy men, so I'm not gay. Maybe bisexual, but even then the only thing I like is having someone fuck me with something up my arse.

You know what, it's got nothing to do with you anyway. Have a nice day

But you asked for Opinions its only an opinion.odear did you not Douch before dose solve that issue ....."

*does I didn't ask the question

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I only do anal with regular FWBs and luckily the first one I did it with discussed it with me beforehand and advised using a douche and it was all lovely and clean no mess but I suffer from IBS so sometimes I have to rule it out

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By *anxmann55Man
over a year ago

Douglas Isle of man.......


"I only do anal with regular FWBs and luckily the first one I did it with discussed it with me beforehand and advised using a douche and it was all lovely and clean no mess but I suffer from IBS so sometimes I have to rule it out"
yes absolutely you ever change role and you the dominant person and fuck him im sure he let you .....

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By *anxmann55Man
over a year ago

Douglas Isle of man.......


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

Why does it say "Bi Curious" on your profile?

Perhaps "Bi Sexual" or "Gay" would be more truthful?

More truthful? I don't fancy men, so I'm not gay. Maybe bisexual, but even then the only thing I like is having someone fuck me with something up my arse.

You know what, it's got nothing to do with you anyway. Have a nice day

But you asked for Opinions its only an opinion.odear did you not Douch before dose solve that issue .....

*does I didn't ask the question "

apologies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough of the crap (see what I did there)...

Anyway, douching is not a quick thing, depends on depth of cleanliness needed, a shower douche head is brill, take as much water as is conformable and hold it in, massage your tummy and lean torso left and right. Use body temp water not hot or cold. Do this as many times as needed, the higher the play the longer it takes - I had one top who loved doing to me! Anyway diet well 24hrs before, and allow 2-3 hours post cleaning before deep play. Hope this helps

Ps doesn't matter on sexuality or identity, it matters about being clean... On that subject wash ya hands and save a life xxx

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Enough of the crap (see what I did there)...

Anyway, douching is not a quick thing, depends on depth of cleanliness needed, a shower douche head is brill, take as much water as is conformable and hold it in, massage your tummy and lean torso left and right. Use body temp water not hot or cold. Do this as many times as needed, the higher the play the longer it takes - I had one top who loved doing to me! Anyway diet well 24hrs before, and allow 2-3 hours post cleaning before deep play. Hope this helps

Ps doesn't matter on sexuality or identity, it matters about being clean... On that subject wash ya hands and save a life xxx "

Can I say thank you for that advice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Douche first"

Yep.... deffo Douche!

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By *heorgasmaddict OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *heorgasmaddict OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Enough of the crap (see what I did there)...

Anyway, douching is not a quick thing, depends on depth of cleanliness needed, a shower douche head is brill, take as much water as is conformable and hold it in, massage your tummy and lean torso left and right. Use body temp water not hot or cold. Do this as many times as needed, the higher the play the longer it takes - I had one top who loved doing to me! Anyway diet well 24hrs before, and allow 2-3 hours post cleaning before deep play. Hope this helps

Ps doesn't matter on sexuality or identity, it matters about being clean... On that subject wash ya hands and save a life xxx "

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By *heorgasmaddict OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

But you asked for Opinions its only an opinion."

I asked for advice on clean anal.

I didn't ask for opinions, certainly not opinions on my profile.

Thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

But you asked for Opinions its only an opinion.

I asked for advice on clean anal.

I didn't ask for opinions, certainly not opinions on my profile.

Thanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommend you go on a yogurt diet for 3 days before receiving anal, no solids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice? "

douche???

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By *ugazi2012Man
over a year ago

essex

Think hes got the hump lol

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Think hes got the hump lol "

He asked for advice and received it...

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock


"Last couple of times I've done anal (receiving - both cock and strap on) it's got a bit....messy.

Look, let's be grown up here - getting an arse fucking there's the potential for mess. But the last couple of times there's been more mess than I'd want.

Not exactly sexy.

So, any advice?

douche??? "

Bit harsh. He was only asking no need for name calling

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