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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you've had from a FS member (or on another site) regarding a meet. Here are two of my weirdest:

(Both were made after some initial 'brake the' ice chit chat)

1. From a young couple: Will you do BB? The risk of XXXX getting pregnant from a meet is a huge turn on for us...

Surprisingly, perhaps???? I had to turn this one down

2. From a beautiful mature women (on another site of which I am a member): will you do a hotel meet where I'm waiting for you in a school uniform, with a note about my behaviour and you slipper my bottom as a punishment

Safe to say, I acquiesced to such a 'demand' ...reluctantly, you understand Indeed, The punishment turned out to be a prelude to some amazing sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would mind you spanking my bottom mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i would mind you spanking my bottom mmmmm "

Well, it wasn't intended to be an advert, as such, but I'm usually very happy to oblige such politely worded requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one ffrom a dirty old man asking if payment of 5 g would sway me to meet him and 5 mates in a hotel hhmmmm dont think so old fella eeeekkkk im g a y! lol

Another was shag a virgin yet again, another male so i said noooo

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

Mainly from men trying to pay me to accept a "discreet BJ"

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

Ahhh shit i also had one from a women who was about 65 who was asking me if i was interesting in selling my body to all these OAP women. It was weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh shit i also had one from a women who was about 65 who was asking me if i was interesting in selling my body to all these OAP women. It was weird."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mainly from men trying to pay me to accept a "discreet BJ" "
no he wanted me to go in a room with all his friends and go threw them all ...eewww not for me and im not a prozzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one man offering to pay me big bucks for scat play....yukky fucking yukkkk

another one wanted beastly play!!

do i attract all the lonatics?lol

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"i had one man offering to pay me big bucks for scat play....yukky fucking yukkkk

another one wanted beastly play!!

do i attract all the lonatics?lol "

Scat play? Beastly play? Dare i ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mainly from men trying to pay me to accept a "discreet BJ" "

Yea I'd forgotten about those 'requests' - thankfully I discovered the 'stop single men messaging me' button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh if u dont know u best not knowing hun lol

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"Mainly from men trying to pay me to accept a "discreet BJ"

Yea I'd forgotten about those 'requests' - thankfully I discovered the 'stop single men messaging me' button "

They are my main source of inbox messages. Truth is, without them my inbox wouldn't be half as entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said to me on another site "move into my house and then i can lock you in my joseph fritzl basement" needless to say 3 years on, im still here ... NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone said to me on another site "move into my house and then i can lock you in my joseph fritzl basement" needless to say 3 years on, im still here ... NOT"

hahaha very funny!!!that brightened my dull day up

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"oh if u dont know u best not knowing hun lol"

I now wish i didn't have access to google.. Scat play is definitely not for me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh if u dont know u best not knowing hun lol

I now wish i didn't have access to google.. Scat play is definitely not for me !"

or me too smelly and messy hahaha god im feeling nauseous now

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"oh if u dont know u best not knowing hun lol

I now wish i didn't have access to google.. Scat play is definitely not for me !"

Notes you haven't ruled out Beastly Play and I haven't googled that either....

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"oh if u dont know u best not knowing hun lol

I now wish i didn't have access to google.. Scat play is definitely not for me !

Notes you haven't ruled out Beastly Play and I haven't googled that either...."

The only animals i fuck are women hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh if u dont know u best not knowing hun lol

I now wish i didn't have access to google.. Scat play is definitely not for me !

Notes you haven't ruled out Beastly Play and I haven't googled that either....

The only animals i fuck are women hahaha"

your doing well today arent you... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On an other site I used to have a guy who got aroused by me kicking him in the bollocks with my heels on true story lol. Oh and being a big girl have had guys who wanted to be smothered or squashed lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh shit i also had one from a women who was about 65 who was asking me if i was interesting in selling my body to all these OAP women. It was weird."

i dont suppose you still have the ladies contact deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had two offers of option No. 1 before and flat refused it.

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this woman once who wanted me to pay her bills so i married her!

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"Ahhh shit i also had one from a women who was about 65 who was asking me if i was interesting in selling my body to all these OAP women. It was weird.

i dont suppose you still have the ladies contact deals"

I just tried to look now. The message was like 6 weeks ago so it's long gone. She was the owner of some swingers club just for old women. She said it's normally 1 guy and like 10 women hahahaa. I was acting like i could do it at first.

I blatently couldn't even satisfy 5 LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone ask of he could piss and spit in my mouth whilst he laughed at me, my first day here too did make me laugh.

Also had the virgin message but it had to be bb...umm pass?! Lol

Another site someone wanted me to carry his secret love child

Scary thing is I can think of more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gay guys who message me don't even offer to pay me!

They seem to be the only ones to fab my pics too.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I had someone ask of he could piss and spit in my mouth whilst he laughed at me, my first day here too did make me laugh.

Also had the virgin message but it had to be bb...umm pass?! Lol

Another site someone wanted me to carry his secret love child

Scary thing is I can think of more "

Next story I write, can I message you for inspiration?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

got one where a guy wanted to piss in my arse, i pointed out i dont do bare back...his reply...i dont want to fuck you!

i assume he wanted to bring a funnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had someone ask of he could piss and spit in my mouth whilst he laughed at me, my first day here too did make me laugh.

Also had the virgin message but it had to be bb...umm pass?! Lol

Another site someone wanted me to carry his secret love child

Scary thing is I can think of more

Next story I write, can I message you for inspiration? "

Haha you carry on, plenty more where they came from! I must attract them....scary!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

It involved a dog and a pot of strawberry jam We blocked them pretty quick after that!

Also got asked once if I wanted my bits whipped with nettles....errr no thanks!

Can't think of any other ones at the moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got one where a guy wanted to piss in my arse, i pointed out i dont do bare back...his reply...i dont want to fuck you!

i assume he wanted to bring a funnel "

you not had an enema then

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I had a guy on another site who wanted me to wear an angora jumper. I agreed to briefly meet up just to chat and he was annoyed I wasn't wearing a jumper. It was the middle of summer and I told him it wasn't happening.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

(From another site) I had a guy message me who wanted me to send him my address details and then leave the door on the latch whenever I was home. He would turn up some time, let himself in, drag me to the bed and tie me down then use and abuse me.

When he was finished he would have arranged for a queue of his friends to be waiting at the front door to carry on using me.

He had face pics and looked like a respectable bank manager type - suit, desk etc.

Needless to say he got blocked.

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