FabSwingers.com forum: Advice on my first social

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I'm going to my first group social in a couple of weeks and looking for some advice.

For example, is everyone there fair game? Even the ones who turned me down before? How does it work?

Also, the dress code is smart casual, does this include rubber masks and ball gags?

Whats the overall etiquette?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Just turn up wearing smart shoes, only smart shoes. That will look smart casual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have eggs for breakfast.

Group social crowds love a game of who done it when there’s a stealthily dropped eggy fart.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Depends what kind of impression you want to make

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends what kind of impression you want to make"

The right one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you wear anything?

Group socials are a naked free-for-all.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

All women who go to socials are cock hungry, so my best advice would be don't be yourself and you'll be sorted.

*if it looks like you're going to be dicking, can you start a thread please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you let the bartender know you're part of the Uranus excavation group so he knows to point you where everyone else is having fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t put your fingers up your nose, you’ll find more interesting places to stick them in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in a corner being grumpy always works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a t-shirt that states "I'm here for the clunge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear a t-shirt that states "I'm here for the clunge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself and wash your dick.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"So, I'm going to my first group social in a couple of weeks and looking for some advice.

For example, is everyone there fair game? Even the ones who turned me down before? How does it work?

Also, the dress code is smart casual, does this include rubber masks and ball gags?

Whats the overall etiquette?"

Don't tell them your Fab user name.

That way they'll never know they've previously turned you down and if you get d*unk and are sick down someone's tits you can claim to be any other forum user of your choice.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

If you don't mention the corona virus, discuss Brexit or wear an I love Trump T Shirt you should have a splendid time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is all good advice. Thank you everyone!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Just turn up and be yourself

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

That's what I do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just turn up and be yourself "

No, this is bad advice!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Just turn up and be yourself

No, this is bad advice!"

Why is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rock up with your cock out. I mean we only recognise guys from their penises as that’s all we see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just turn up and be yourself

No, this is bad advice!

Why is it "

I'm a bit of a dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rock up with your cock out. I mean we only recognise guys from their penises as that’s all we see

Not many have seen my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and bring cake! That will increase your chances to pull 10 fold!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Just turn up and be yourself

No, this is bad advice!

Why is it

I'm a bit of a dick"

Then your pretending to be someone your not what's the point in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had one from here, but don’t forget your sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm going to my first group social in a couple of weeks and looking for some advice.

For example, is everyone there fair game? Even the ones who turned me down before? How does it work?

Also, the dress code is smart casual, does this include rubber masks and ball gags?

Whats the overall etiquette?"
turn up have a few cheeky beers and if you can dance get on it ! Ladies love a man that can dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just turn up and be yourself

No, this is bad advice!

Why is it

I'm a bit of a dick

Then your pretending to be someone your not what's the point in that "

Get my dick wet

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Just turn up and be yourself

No, this is bad advice!

Why is it

I'm a bit of a dick

Then your pretending to be someone your not what's the point in that

Get my dick wet"

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just turn up and be yourself

No, this is bad advice!

Why is it

I'm a bit of a dick

Then your pretending to be someone your not what's the point in that

Get my dick wet"

Yeah that wouldn’t happen if you went as yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"This is all good advice. Thank you everyone!"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got any party tricks, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turn up with a snorkel and 10 condoms on and you will be ready to rock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing "

You've clearly never seen me break dance

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance "

Please do, then people won't want me to

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Do it together - the new PJ & Duncan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

You've already got your role secured in the booth, Northants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!"

This gives way to a dance off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, with all this solid advice you’ll be up to your eyes in fanny by 8pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, with all this solid advice you’ll be up to your eyes in fanny by 8pm. "

He won't know what to do with himself ;p

Fear not ... can always log back in and start another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, with all this solid advice you’ll be up to your eyes in fanny by 8pm.

He won't know what to do with himself ;p

Fear not ... can always log back in and start another thread

"Help! I'm arse-deep in clunge and I don't know what to do!"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!

This gives way to a dance off"

Don't you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!

This gives way to a dance off

Don't you start

Oh but I did. Now you end it, BlueEyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!

This gives way to a dance off

Don't you start

Oh but I did. Now you end it, BlueEyes

Ask LittleMissSaucy, I can dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!

This gives way to a dance off

Don't you start

Oh but I did. Now you end it, BlueEyes

Ask LittleMissSaucy, I can dance

He’s got moves like jagger. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up, bread dance , if they laugh- dance harder. Bitches love breakdancing

You've clearly never seen me break dance

Please do, then people won't want me to

Bitch we would own that dance floor!

This gives way to a dance off

Don't you start

Oh but I did. Now you end it, BlueEyes

Ask LittleMissSaucy, I can dance

He’s got moves like jagger. Trust me. "

This one knows

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