FabSwingers.com forum: Profile critique

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Bare back pics put me off straight away, sorry

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you worried about the size of your dick ?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

It's 5"..

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Really why, I was in a relationship with her, I use protection otherwise. Should I mention this on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pics and or fully clothed helps. Shows you are not just a dick!

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Great thanks giant kitty

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards "

Problems:

1. 18 pics, 16 of them of your cock

2. One of your pics shows a cock cage. That's a very specific fetish which the vast majority of women aren't in.

3. Over explicit profile text.

4. You're an average bloke in his forties.

Given the ratios, I'm not surprise no women contact you. There's nothing you can do about 4, but 1-3 can be changed.

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is...

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards

Problems:

1. 18 pics, 16 of them of your cock

2. One of your pics shows a cock cage. That's a very specific fetish which the vast majority of women aren't in.

3. Over explicit profile text.

4. You're an average bloke in his forties.

Given the ratios, I'm not surprise no women contact you. There's nothing you can do about 4, but 1-3 can be changed.

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is... "

I thought you was critiqueing this so well until you got to 4. And then launched a personal attack on the guy at the end!!!!! Why bother putting anything at all ?

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards

Problems:

1. 18 pics, 16 of them of your cock

2. One of your pics shows a cock cage. That's a very specific fetish which the vast majority of women aren't in.

3. Over explicit profile text.

4. You're an average bloke in his forties.

Given the ratios, I'm not surprise no women contact you. There's nothing you can do about 4, but 1-3 can be changed.

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is...

I thought you was critiqueing this so well until you got to 4. And then launched a personal attack on the guy at the end!!!!! Why bother putting anything at all ?

It's not a personal attack. He is an average guy in his forties. It says so on his profile. Given the ratio of men to women on here average middle aged guys will find it extremely difficult to meet women.

As I said, there's obviously nothing he can do about that, so he should work on the other points.

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards

Problems:

1. 18 pics, 16 of them of your cock

2. One of your pics shows a cock cage. That's a very specific fetish which the vast majority of women aren't in.

3. Over explicit profile text.

4. You're an average bloke in his forties.

Given the ratios, I'm not surprise no women contact you. There's nothing you can do about 4, but 1-3 can be changed.

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is...

I thought you was critiqueing this so well until you got to 4. And then launched a personal attack on the guy at the end!!!!! Why bother putting anything at all ?

As I said, there's obviously nothing he can do about that, so he should work on the other points. "

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is.

REALLY !

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Thanks for the critique, much appreciated. I'm working on it now. Kind regards

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards

Problems:

1. 18 pics, 16 of them of your cock

2. One of your pics shows a cock cage. That's a very specific fetish which the vast majority of women aren't in.

3. Over explicit profile text.

4. You're an average bloke in his forties.

Given the ratios, I'm not surprise no women contact you. There's nothing you can do about 4, but 1-3 can be changed.

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is...

I thought you was critiqueing this so well until you got to 4. And then launched a personal attack on the guy at the end!!!!! Why bother putting anything at all ?

As I said, there's obviously nothing he can do about that, so he should work on the other points.

But I suspect the reality is you just want people to tell you how pathetically small your cock is.

REALLY !"

That's an inference I draw from his emphasis on how small his cock is and that he only wants critiques from women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please could girls critique my profile. I'm only getting messages from couples and guys. Is there something wrong with the profile or simply the size? Kind regards

Problems:

1. 18 pics, 16 of them of your cock

2. One of your pics shows a cock cage. That's a very specific fetish which the vast majority of women aren't in.

3. Over explicit profile text."

This

also, you say you're looking to meet women (you don't mention men in your looking for section or bio) yet most of your displayed veris are from males.

And the bareback photos (regular partner or otherwise) are very off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us, too many dick pics and your profile has nothing of interest that sticks out, all men say will fuck you til you scream , cum lots, and all this, its a first impression , do you go out to a bar and see a lady and say “hey my dicks hard, i can fuck for hours, ill give you multiple orgasms til you have had enough” what do they do? Walk away, well same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really why, I was in a relationship with her, I use protection otherwise. Should I mention this on my profile "

You "was" in a relationship? Are you not anymore?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Really why, I was in a relationship with her, I use protection otherwise. Should I mention this on my profile "

Hmm..not sure about photos with your ex

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Done, what do you think. Is it better

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

If you're getting mail from couples then I reckon you're doing way better than most men on here, so your profile must be decent enough

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Done, what do you think. Is it better"

Still too many cock pics, still got the cock cage pics, still over explicit text.

Not much improvement I'm afraid...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Done, what do you think. Is it better"
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Still pics of your ex?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one cock shot will do.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Done, what do you think. Is it better"

I can't notice any change in your profile text.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

No, I'm single

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

W. I. P

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Done, thank you for your feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done, what do you think. Is it better,

Still pics of your ex?.."

I see two issues with this,

Firstly, why do you still have such pics with your ex? Is it for the purpose of sharing them?

Secondly, and this applies to the first, Consent, did she give permission for you to use intimate pics with her in the way you have?

As she's your ex, I very much doubt it, she possibly has no idea and this shows a great deal of disrespect, its an incredibly seedy thing to do.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Great comments, I'll work on it now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Done, what do you think. Is it better,

Still pics of your ex?..

I see two issues with this,

Firstly, why do you still have such pics with your ex? Is it for the purpose of sharing them?

Secondly, and this applies to the first, Consent, did she give permission for you to use intimate pics with her in the way you have?

As she's your ex, I very much doubt it, she possibly has no idea and this shows a great deal of disrespect, its an incredibly seedy thing to do. "

Yes consent is necessary, still don't see the need for them on a single profile

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Done, thank you. I'm not worried about size, I know it on smaller side. There's nothing I can do about, I try not worry about anything. Peeps seem to love it.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I've changed photos, I did have permission as long as no face

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I hadn't saved it, it's done now

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Done, thank you for your comment

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Thanks for defending me. People treat people like shit, people speak worse @work on a daily basis. This didn't upset me. Kind regards

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

When did I emphasis how small my cock is. I only want critique from women as I am trying to meet women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you've hidden your verifications from men now, that wasn't really what I meant. Just list that you meet men in your bio or looking for section.

It's fine to like sex with men, just be honest about it so that any potential female partners can make an informed choice as to whether they want to meet you.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I'm not looking to meet men, I'm jus open minded to trying new experiences and I have a very high sex drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking to meet men, I'm jus open minded to trying new experiences and I have a very high sex drive"

I mean, your veris say you meet men for sex

I'm just going off of what I read.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

you can't see that anymore can you

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

That did turn me on a lot

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Using the word girl is a massive repellent for many.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

what is better

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

new pics posted

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't know how your "Facetime" pic as been allowed as you aren't in it.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

do you like the other ones

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The word ‘girl’s’ is very offputting.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I personally prefer clearer photos and less clowning around photos. Tbh everyone got different taste. Hopefully one woman you message will return your message.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

If you're waiting for a woman to message, i heard you might have to wait along time. I never initiate messages. As I spend all my time reading and replying to men who sent me messages.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I send lots of messages. I was about to send you one but the only girth I have in on my mushroom so I didn't think you would be interested

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Great thanks, corrected

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Great thanks for your feedback, you have a great body

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP hit reply quote when responding so we know who has the beautiful body....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really why, I was in a relationship with her, I use protection otherwise. Should I mention this on my profile

Hmm..not sure about photos with your ex

Indeed. I suspect that she's unaware that there are such pictures of her being posted on a site like this.

You have heard of the recent revenge porn legislation I presume OP?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I see you've hidden your verifications from men now, that wasn't really what I meant. Just list that you meet men in your bio or looking for section.

It's fine to like sex with men, just be honest about it so that any potential female partners can make an informed choice as to whether they want to meet you."

Nothing wrong with having sex with men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really why, I was in a relationship with her, I use protection otherwise. Should I mention this on my profile

Hmm..not sure about photos with your ex

Indeed. I suspect that she's unaware that there are such pictures of her being posted on a site like this.

You have heard of the recent revenge porn legislation I presume OP?"

An issue I also raised earlier

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

The size of your balloons in your first pic?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Full up

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Op?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I didn't say there was

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What are your last three messages referring to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna check mine?

Im getting nooooo where

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Anyone wanna check mine?

Im getting nooooo where "

2 weeks? You haven't had a chance to get nowhere yet. Your profile is fine. Above average. But frustrated after 2 weeks???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna check mine?

Im getting nooooo where

2 weeks? You haven't had a chance to get nowhere yet. Your profile is fine. Above average. But frustrated after 2 weeks??? "

Aww thank you. Ok I'll keep trying hopefully something will happen..

Yes getting very frustrated lol.

Never mind... good things come to those who wait so they say xx

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