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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/02/20 17:48:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s not you, per se, it’s what you’re doing. Or not, as the case may be.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women. "

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops "

500 no way more like 1000

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP have you got Coronavirus ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000"

Shhhh. I was trying to be nice.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Are you stuck in Christmas mode?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Shhhh. I was trying to be nice.

"

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've green arrowed you and it's clear to me why you're having problems.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayyyyyy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayyyyyy"
you’re not even gay!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayyyyyy you’re not even gay!! "

Nope, but I like xmasssssss

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It’s just a numbers game buddy and not a reflection of how many messages you send out or your profile. Personally I’ve not had a months in ages but I try to not let it get me down hearted, keep at it pal

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

Don't this guy already have a thread very similar to this or am I going mad in my young age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you have to be discreet? Pictures could do with a makeover..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000"

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you. "

N’owt wring wi’ blor-job of a morning. Even better if it’s through letter-box so you don’t let all warm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000"

I was on pof and it took 50 before someone replied. Guess people don’t like pick up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you still have the beard on your belly?

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you still have the beard on your belly?"

Brutal! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you still have the beard on your belly?

Brutal! Lol"

He posted a thread about it 43 weeks ago.

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By *iner69erMan
over a year ago

inverness

I've 11 years worth of messaging with 1 meet to show for it, so all you guys getting meets after 1000 messages are lucky sods, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've 11 years worth of messaging with 1 meet to show for it, so all you guys getting meets after 1000 messages are lucky sods, lol"

Try getting meets with the body combo I have.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

No ones perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of your pictures aren't good really, cut some out. Bigger guys and ladies do get meets but personally we found some of your pics very off-putting. Never understood willy pics ejaculating, feel it's more to please the owner than the viewer.

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By *iner69erMan
over a year ago

inverness


"I've 11 years worth of messaging with 1 meet to show for it, so all you guys getting meets after 1000 messages are lucky sods, lol

Try getting meets with the body combo I have. "
body combo?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I've green arrowed you and it's clear to me why you're having problems."

Isn't it just?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t force attraction. When someone that finds you attractive comes along I’m sure they will chat.

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)


"You can’t force attraction. When someone that finds you attractive comes along I’m sure they will chat. "

Aw and I had my whip all ready to go to meet my demands another time maybe

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

N’owt wring wi’ blor-job of a morning. Even better if it’s through letter-box so you don’t let all warm out. "

There is summit wrong if it snaps shut in t' middle of all t' excitement.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you. "

You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. "
guessing youre the husband

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband "

Nope. Nor am I the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband

Nope. Nor am I the wife. "
youre a resident alien.......... knew that film was based on a true story

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband

Nope. Nor am I the wife. youre a resident alien.......... knew that film was based on a true story "

Or we're not married...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because he can't get meets after messaging 126 women.

Doesn't he know it can take over 500 messages??

Oops

500 no way more like 1000

Oh I used to dream of getting a meet from 1,000 messages. When I were a lad I'd be up at t' crack of dawn sending messages, go to bed half a hour after I was supposed to get up next day, and all I'd get was a request for a BJ from a Fab straight guy who come over and slice me in two wi' bread knife.

And you tell the young people of today and the won't believe you.

You were lucky. I had to send three million messages, go to bed ten years after I was meant to get up and all I would get would be an offer from a 63 year old lorry driver from Bolton who would offer to piss all over me and then kill me and dance about on my grave singing hallelujah. guessing youre the husband

Nope. Nor am I the wife. youre a resident alien.......... knew that film was based on a true story

Or we're not married... "
you're living in sin omg

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